>>43159173
Because:
>It's been 13 years, how is this thread still alive?
A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.

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Yeeeah, work that grill baby.

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>>43159173
>So many threads have died, but only Flutterrape has remained. We shall always remain. We are bound to the fate of the board as a lich is bound to its phylactery.

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Damn, someone got raped last thread if it archived without hitting bump limit

This is what happens when you use a nuke. It comes crawling back.

>>43160168
I told you nukes and flooding were not effective, but you wouldn't listen...

>>43160177
Listen, the guy was desperate. The mares had him surrounded.

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>your greatest anti-fluttershy measure yet

>>43160585
Interesting proposal, Anon. How do you plan to implement these devices?

>>43160449
And he still got raped.

>>43160688
Who here hasn't?

>>43160829
exactly, sometimes shit just happens. we all remember our first time.
for me, I was dealing with a nasty cold that was going around, fluttershy came over to nurse me back to health and I didn't have the strength to stop her
also i was delirious from fever dreams so i couldn't really tell it was happening.
that's how she gets ya sometimes.

another anon told me he slipped on a banana peel that was actually fluttershy in disguise. (don't ask. I suspect discord was somehow involved.)
idk why anon was trying to do a risky business empty house scene in goddamn EQUSTRIA of all places, personally i think he had it coming.

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>against your better judgment, you work as a janitor at the School of Friendship
>Professor Fluttershy teaches here too
>you're outside her classroom, trying to sweep up the hall as quietly as she would, when you hear her call you:
>"Oooh Anon!"
>try to sneak away
>her classroom door opens in front of you, nearly swinging right into your dick
>Fluttershy's gaze lands there immediately, her eyes glancing back and forth from your face to your crotch
>"There you are."
>eventually, with a smile, they settle on your crotch
>"Do you mind stepping in here for a moment? I could really use your help with a friendship lesson."
>she looks up at you and pouts her lips slightly while batting her eyes, trying to be seductive
>the last time you saw that face, she made you go on a mock date with her in front of her class
>then she "spilled" a plate of spaghetti on your pants to try and to get you to take them off
>and when it was all over, you still had to clean up the spaghetti too
>this was yesterday
>your life is hell
>seeing the clear hesitation on your face, Fluttershy swallows nervously
>"I just need your help for a second so I can teach my students a lesson about kindness..."
>tell her that you'd like to kindly decline helping her
>just then Twilight shows up at the other end of the hallway; seeing you, her face brightens
>"Oh, Anon, I'm glad I found you. Rainbow Dash needs your help moving all the gym equipment to the opposite side of the school."
>yeah, you don't trust blue fast around anything that could possibly injure herself or others
>tell Twilight that, thanks, but you're already helping Fluttershy with something
>"Yay!" Fluttershy grabs hold of your wrist and drags you into class with her
>in a second, you're standing before the apprehensive eyes of her classroom
>it's a mixture of children, non-pony creatures, and some adult ponies with questionable social skills
>it's silent until Fluttershy eventually says
>"Um..."
>followed by
>"Today's lesson is on body positivity."
>she walks past you, brushing your thigh with the back of her wing as she says 'body'
>"As I'm sure you've noticed, Anonymous always wears his clothes, even when they sometimes get a little dirty."
>she scrunches her muzzle as you both glance with a side-eye at the discarded spaghetti from your "date" yesterday, which is still sitting in the trash bucket
>"He doesn't have any fur or scales or anything to protect his skin like we do. So when it gets too hot or too cold, he has to make sure to dress accordingly."
>Smolder scoffs. "Sounds like a hassle."
>Ocellus raises her arm. "So if you're always wearing clothes, does that mean you're always cold?"
>you tell her that you're not always cold, that you are normal, despite the way Fluttershy treats you
>"If you're not cold, then maybe you should take your shirt off," Smolder says
>it's mostly to get a rise out of Fluttershy
>"What a great idea!"
>it works
>she clops her front hooves together like she's clapping
>this job sucks

>>43161209
Stop posting this dogshit.

>>43161252
Go back to your faggy discord server

>>43161262
Flutterrape doesn't have a discord, offboarder tourist.

Hello everyone! It's Tuesday and How to be Dense has been updated!
(How to be Dense is an EQG harem fic.)
https://ponepaste.org/11423
It's time for some sweet apple pie!

In other news I'm taking a four week break.

When How to be Dense returns:
Whose turn is next?
Why would anyone get excited about lockers?
And why is Principal Celestia annoyed with Anonymous this time?

>>43161315
this green is awful.

>>43161209
"I wear clothes because I have a job that involves cleaning up your nonsense."

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>she yaps

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>>43161606
and anon still spends most of his time with her, obviously he must enjoy her company.

>>43161835
Not done willingly.

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>>43162098
>there is a nonzero chance that you'll be in a cellar with her too

>>43162125
What’s the story behind that pic?

>>43162332
Fluttershy tried her crucifixion fetish guess on Anon. This picture is moments after Anon resurrected, and moments before Fluttershy got a holy asswhooping.

>>43162412
yes, her ass was whooped from the inside with anon's dick

>>43162469
It was a virgin beating actually. It says so in the Anonstic Bible.

>>43161315
Shame that this is such a bad story to read.

>>43161315
Who let's a little sister watch? Apples do it together.

>>43161315
trash

>>43162815
this is a psyop from Fluttershy so she can spam horse pussy in the thread.

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>>43162481
Am I hearing a ""virgin"" birth too?

>>43161835
It’s easier to keep an eye on her

>>43163201
No Fluttershy. Boys can't give birth.

Too many yellow hooves are typing on this thread, how do we install a system to prevent ponies from posting?

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>housewife material

>>43163726
She belongs in a stable, not the kitchen.

>>43163459
Make the keys smaller.

>>43163837
she belongs on my dick

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>>43164334

>>43164334
No way fag.

>>43164576
>Sex with mare = fag
???

>>43164589
Seething hooves typed this post

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Thats it, THATS IT! I'm going nuclear on these fffFFFFFUCKING ponies!

>>43164778
That doesn't work.
>>43158003
>>43158004
>>43158006
We tried that. Don't you think we tried that?

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>>43164849
Each Anon faces death by himself. Alone.

>>43159155
There was anothe pic like this where she was thinking of anon.

>>43164855
We don’t get raped alone. The pony is there too.

>>43165440
She’s a maniac

>>43165594
on the floor

>>43165440
Get the vacuum.

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>>43165908
Naw.
This is a firehose situation.

>>43165937
Pressure chamber.

>>43164589
It’s super gay.

>rape

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>she wants your hand so you give her your hand

>>43166980
He should be giving her the dick instead. He's literally HOOFCRAFTED for Lyra's hot wet tight marepussy.

>>43166994
She can make Bon Bon dress up in the skin suit. That’s as good she’ll get.

>>43167412
She just makes magic human dildos.

rapeshy

>>43167631
They don’t know what that looks like right? I’ve kept it safe in my pants.

It’s very telling that the most popular pony media we’ve had in years is Chinese AI slop.

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>>43167986

>>43167986
The fandom is dead and the internet is decayed beyond redemption.

>>43168125
Do not call her mom.

>>43167986
>Fluttershy shows up at your door wearing a conical straw hat
>"Nihao, Anon."
>She comes up from bowing respectfully and you see that she used sticky tape on the corners of her eyes, so they look like little slits
>"You rikey the Chineighse, Anon?"
>She bites down on her bottom lip with her front teeth, making them look bucked, then turns around and wiggles her rump in the air
>"You want put pee pee in Coke?"
This isn't my fetish.
>"Are you sure?" she says, normally
I'm sure that it's racist.
>"No it isn't. I really learned Chineighse."
You've said two words. And just last week you said you learned Ponish.
>"I did." She clears her throat. "Hinga dinga durgen!"
That's Horsewegian.
>"I don't think it is."
Twilight told me that it is.
>"She did?"
Hell yeah. I asked her one question and ended up at the library for hours listening to the etymological history of the word durgen.
>"... M-Maybe she lied?"
Maybe you lie.
>"Maybe we should go out for some chow mane?"
I'll consider it if you can say something else Chineighse.
>"Oh."
>She swallows nervously
>"You mean now?"
Right now, or no pee pee for you.
>She thinks for a moment
>"Um... ching chong, bing bong...?"
>You squint at her, hard
>Hard enough to make her start sweating
>Hard enough that the tape pops off one of her eyes, making half her face look normal
>"Well?"
Let me check the book.
>You reach behind your door and pick up your doorstopper: a saddlebag full of books that Twilight gave you
>Reach into the bags and pull out your Chineighse to... regular pony words translator
>Fluttershy is visibly nervous, her ears folding as you start flipping through the book
>"Did you always have that?"
Yeah, she gave it to me after I had to hear all about durgen.
>You point at something in the book that she can't see
Here it is, ching chong...
>Wait
>Ching Chong is an actual word in Chineighse
>And it means 'beautiful'
Wow. You were right.
>She's beaming
>"Does that mean we can go on our date?"
Let me look up what the word bing bong means first.
>You do
>It means rape
>Look at Fluttershy
>"So what did it say?"
It means durgen.
>"Oh."
And bump.

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>>43168128
Raped by a shop pony.
How emasculating.

>>43168455
You’d think Fluttershy would just the kirins to help her.

You'd think Fluttershy would just rape anon.

>>43168455
Good shit anon

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>>43169013
Shes an incompetent fool.

>>43169228
As am I.

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>>43169469
Fluttershy's stupidity prevents her from >rape. She lacks the courage to complete the act. There are others who trawl for the weak, however...

>>43160871
>slip on a banana peel
>pony rapes you
wtf I hate ponies now

>>43169839
They should try being nice and not weird instead of rapey.

>>43169618
This one is an airhead so easy to distract.

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(You) deserve this.

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>chrysalis blows bubbles with a bucket of your cum

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>9

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Beware....

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If I fuck and marry Twilight, will that get Fluttershy off my back?

>>43171632
You know it’s Fluttershy in a suit.

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>>43171637
Impossible. When I ate her horse pussy she tasted of lavender and smelled like grapes, not animal shit.

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>>43171632
>"Holy shit, yes! Please fuck and marry my sister! She's been driving us nuts, moaning on and on about how she's going to die and old maid. We can't stand it anymore. Please, Anon, you've got to help us!"

>>43171741
>Implying I had to be begged to fuck Twiggie

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>>43171632
You should really learn to specify which Twilight you're talking about. You never know who's listening.

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>>43171637
>you tell "twilight" how disgusted you are by fluttershy and what you truly think of her
>"twilight" leaves after youre done ranting

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>>43171637
>be Fluttershy
>suits are popular in Equestria
>you put on one of Anon's old suits and a purple tie
>go up to Spike, making sure that no pony else is around
>he's been hanging around Ember a lot lately
>you wonder...
>"Hey, Twilight," he says, his eyes going immediately to your purple tie
>it works! he doesn't recognize you
>Ember has rubbed off on him so much that he's pony racist now
"Hi, Spike. Do you think you could start a letter to the princess for me, if you don't mind?"
>"Sure. Ready when you are," he says, now holding quill and parchment
"Okay. Um... Dear Princess Celestia."
>you think for a moment, crafting the opening
"Um... How are you? How is everyone? I hope Philomena is getting plenty of cinders in her diet."
>Spike slowly repeats what you say, his quill making slight scratching sounds when it hits the scroll
>...In ... her ... diet...."
"Speaking of rare creatures, I have some news: Anonymous has finally accepted his true feelings and fallen in love with Fluttershy."
>"Wait, what?" Spike stops writing. "He loves her now?"
"Um. Yes...?"
>he looks at you
>"Why?"
"Um... He always did, Spike, he just didn't know it yet."
>"Really? I thought he hated her guts because she never left him alone and kept bothering him all the time."
"N-No, not at all," you say, stammering
>"That's what he tells everyone though. That's what he's told me and you before."
"Well--"
>"He was just here an hour ago complaining that she stole a bunch of his suits and undies."
"Well, um... you really should just trust Fluttershy more with these kinds of things, Spike. He's a rare creature, and she's kind of good with those."
>"You know he said there were over six billion of him back on his home planet."
"Six billion humans..."
>your face heats up as you lose yourself in these thoughts
"Six billion cocks..."
>you swallow your spit before you start drooling
>"Doesn't sound that rare to me," Spike says with a shrug
>with a brief look, you direct him back towards the scroll and the task at hoof
"Enclosed with this letter is a marriage certificate that will join them in holy matripony forever."
>"Woah, already!" Spike says, watching you pull the certificate out from her saddlebags. "Guess Fluttershy really did know what she was doing."
"I sure--"
>you briefly start fake coughing before continuing
"I mean, she sure did. So, um, please officiate it for me--"
>just then Twilight comes storming into the room
>she's wearing a suit with a yellow tie, and yelling at somebody behind her
>"I am not putting my friend in a dungeon!"
>"Come on."
>it's Anon, he's behind her
>pony feathers!
"Spike, send the letter."
>"She's got more of my clothes than I do by this point. She--"
>Anon sees you
>"Why are you here?!"
>Spike looks from you to Anon to suited Twilight, and to her yellow tie
>"We're signing your guys' marriage license."
>"My, what?!"
"I'll just kick myself out now."
>start running to the door
>Twilight looks at Spike
>"You've been hanging around Ember too much."

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>>43171926
>Real Twilight shows up shortly after.
>Crying?
>Sobbing?
>What are you even talking about?
>Whatever.
>Rape

>>43171941
Good stuff anon

>7
+1 rape added to the thread.

>>43171741
Well now that you've said that no way, fag

up

>>43171941
I think we're up to eight billion now, and strictly speaking, that would only be around four billion cocks. Think it through.

>>43171941
>>43172813
I’m some jeet wouldn’t say no to her.

fluttergothrape

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>>43173121

>>43173162
it's so weird seeing this posted in normalfag social media's and by non-horsefucker pony fans. None of then know it's cropped porn I guess.

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>fluttershy outside your house, applying a pain relief lotion to her butt
>after having just been kicked out

>>43173444
Should’ve kicked harder.

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>>43173708
Should've kicked from the inside with yur dick

>>43173420
That is pretty funny

>>43173860
All I got for you is a steel toe boot.

>>43174234
damn anon, her ass isn't THAT fat

>>43174500
What a terrible year. She’s been a plague upon the world ever since.

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>fluttershy looks down on you, a 5'1" (153cm) man

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>>43159219
I'm afraid our necromancy contract may be ending soon, and renewal is not guaranteed.
Now spite alone must get us through this journey.

>8

>8
sunfag losing his mind for the past two hours lel

>>43160585
Clearly she would simply tame this technological beast and use it to aid in >raping (You).

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>Luna makes you think your in a dream, but you dont know you aren't because she can make it feel real
>bullshit ass pony magic
>you fuck her in the middle of town square thinking there's no repercussions for your actions
>in post-nut clarity, realize its not a dream and the best nut of your life was witnessed by like 50 passerby and even
>fucking fluttershy

>>43176121
I would never even in a dream. Her butt is tiny.

>>43176121
im guessing the illusion wasn't a lucid dream

>>43176189
Judging by the amount of cum dribbling out of her in the uncropped image, it seems to have been a hell of a nut.

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>in yo bag

>>43176417
I’m trying up the bag and dropping it in a river.

>>43176503
>in the river where the rape dolphins are
You've simply sealed your fate by giving them the one pony that can talk to them.
>but dolphins don't live in rivers
and ponies dont rape people yet here we are.

>>43176503
but that's my favorite bag...

>>43176121
Absolutely diabolical!!
>>43176417
Get your vagina juice out of my bag!!

>>43176713
>>but dolphins don't live in rivers
River dolphins are a thing

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>>43172539
Mandatory

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It's too late, anon and fluttershy's love has been pre-ordained by Cadance. Says so in the scroll she totally didn't make up.

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>flutt lookin at you in that way
>as per usual

>>43177507
if you look closely, you can see that she ate someone to see if it was your fetish
or maybe it's just her fetish, I don't kink shame

>>43177542
Iirc she got impregnated by a gelatinous cube

>>43177507
She's just fat.

>>43177507
She's fat.

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>>43177507
>"I'm fat."

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>twilight laments that you won't fuck her, a horse

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>8

>>43178231
>hear quick galloping in the distance

>>43178063
Any fanfics with such a premise?

>>43178532
Any Flutterrape green featuring her I’m sure

>>43178548
Well, yeah, but I meant that I occasionally liked reading angst.

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>>43178548
but there aren't any greens with rapey Twilight in them
except for Exchange
and the [Index]
and these, I guess
https://ponepaste.org/4061
https://poneb.in/UXPsYyNz
https://ponepaste.org/880
https://poneb.in/2R8UsUG2
https://poneb.in/HS3FkTdV
https://poneb.in/4ujJCEDR
https://poneb.in/yLDMf7R5

>>43178063
No, I won't fuck a pony. A horse on the other hand.

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>>43178637
>fluttershy walks by you and looks back

>>43178732
I see wings on her. Not a horse.

>>43178586
There are some, like that one where she gets abducted by aliens that Neb wrote, and that one where she’s stealing spaghetti out of Anon’s fridge.

>>43178950
oh yeah, I forgot about that one. good ol neb. might as well link that and the spaghetti shit up too
https://ponepaste.org/8031
https://ponepaste.org/3332

>>43178960
Yeah those are good

>>43178063
Look how fat she is.

>>43178960
this is shit, get out.

>>43179386
Well it is Twilight

Test

>>43179397
Go to bed Zigzag

>>43179397
What’s wrong with them?

So is shit working now?

>>43179738
Well it was fucking working. Now it's fucked again.

>>43179748
Of course

>>43179748
Maybe now

>>43178732
Should’ve left the bridle on

I bet Fluttershy is choking the thread posting speed to get it closer to page 10.

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>>43180338
Or Eris.
That is definitely something Eris would do.

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>"What is tittyrape?"
>"You're about to find out."

>>43180617
You don’t got those anyway.

>>43180711
She could though if she felt like it

>>43181109
Like everything about her, they'd be fake.

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>>43180711
>>43181109
>>43181174

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>>43181267
No No no no. NO NO NONO NONONONONO!!

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>fluttershy offers you a donut

>>43181267
She got so fat!

>>43181408
Rude

>>43181406
I’d have to decline

>>43181406
Hair on donuts is disgusting.

>>43182075
Yeah it’s pretty bad