Sucking my toes?

File: 1765020494193243.jpg (15.5 KB)

15.5 KB JPG

>>43175203
Shut the fuck up bitch where are my tendies

>>43175203
bitch be a size of a ant

Is it a three day weekend?

>>43175203
Sure do.
>gets on her back and rides her like a horsie

File: HDuUEUvXgAA68Ar.jpg (601.2 KB)

601.2 KB JPG

>>43175203
For comfy cuddles.

>>43175203
ROADA ROLLA DA! MUDA MUDA MYDA!

>>43175203
>not JTRHNBQ
You’re not the perfect height twilight

>>43175203
>Hey Anon, you know what I'm at the perfect height for~?
https://derpibooru.org/images/2947501

File: 1647978.jpg (163.4 KB)

163.4 KB JPG

I sure do!

>>43175364
this

>>43175414
That seems out of character for her.

>>43175364
Best post

>>43175496
>is always the quiet ones
Nah. It's perfect. Fuck your local nerd

File: 3765747.jpg (635.6 KB)

635.6 KB JPG

>>43175364
This dude's art makes me want to kill myself

>>43175203
lifting with my hoof

>>43175507
You're gonna be so disappointed when you make it to Equestria.

>>43175203
*squishes* Small purple bug.

File: G2gnme_XoAAg1SC.jpg (508.1 KB)

508.1 KB JPG

>>43175526
Same. Its such perfection. It reminds me of the things I'll never have.

>>43175203
My best friends GF said this to me once while he was in our presence. Everyone was a little drunk but even despite that I noped the fuck out. No wonder she cheated on him later on. Don't trust girls who say shit like Twilight just did.

>>43175364
>>43175526
>>43175546
based twifag drawfag

>>43175203
Getting the TV remote that fell under the couch?

>>43175820
She could be any height and be able to do that, anon. She has magic.

>>43175826
Then I dunno, raid Rarity's bathroom and steal all her expensive shampoos?

>>43175826
Can she levitate things she can't see?

>>43175836
Like your dad?

>>43175836
She can probably levitate the couch for extra-easy access.
>>43175835
I don't think that's height-dependent either...

>>43175836
She makes my dick rise all the time and we're not even in the same universe.

File: 3561236.jpg (472.5 KB)

472.5 KB JPG

Relevant comic.

>>43175851
Then I don't know, college football? Is she the right height to be a good running back or something?

>>43175904
I think she's implying that she's really good at limbo dude.

>>43175904
She's the perfect height to hide under your bed at night and scare you when you get up.

>>43175911
That makes sense, she would be the kind of pony to be entertained by limbo
>>43175917
>spoiler
You evil evil man, now I'll have nightmares about that

>>43175958
If it makes you feel any better, she'll definitely feel guilty after startling you and will give you a big apology hug.

File: 749067.png (9.9 KB)

9.9 KB PNG

for this?

File: 148992.gif (980.8 KB)

980.8 KB GIF

>>43175203
Horse waifu tossing!

>>43175203
For lifting you up with my unicorn magic! Weeee~!

>>43176058
It'd be so much fun to carry a pegasus around. I suspect it'd be a little hard to do with a full-sized pony but I'd do it with Scootaloo all the time.

File: 1767314489001900.gif (1.9 MB)

1.9 MB GIF

>>43176064

>>43176101
POV: twilight sparkle

>>43176101
Hey, gentle!

>>43176111
She's angry because you're stupid

>>43176109
>POV you don't know how POV works

>>43176118
>POV: I made you mad :)

>>43176116
I'd try my best to only moderately exasperate Twilight, I don't think I could survive getting thrown around by her magic.

>>43175203
You want upsies?

>>43175203
ooh ooh I know, Headpats!

File: 3614824.png (101 KB)

101 KB PNG

Is it bad if she starts making cat noises?

>>43176235
Anon...run

File: large.png (332.4 KB)

332.4 KB PNG

>>43176242
I stand my ground...

>>43176242
It's too late she's curled around me and whenever I try to stand up she uses her telekinesis to make me sit back down.

>>43175526
>>43175538
It's been over a decade of "tfw no ponk" for me and now the fact that I'm even able to imagine such wonderful things about her is the treasure to me. The possibility of fantasy is the joy, and the impossibility of having them in reality is arguably what makes it all so mystical and enrapturing. Just being able to sit there and dream about your favorite pony is a gift in of itself.

File: artworks-000222703956-f95qau-t500x500.jpg (32.6 KB)

32.6 KB JPG

>>43176251

File: delectable_mash.jpg (100.3 KB)

100.3 KB JPG

>>43176647
go on anon, prepare the slop.

>>43176118
you think that's bad, try watching people use inb4

>>43176650
>twilight sits on top of your kitchen table
>"Oatmeal please!"
you groan and head to the stove, getting a batch ready and putting the bowl in front of her
>she looks down at it for a couple seconds
>then those big purple eyes focus on you again
>she's pleading
>"Can you cut up fruits too?"
>you grab an apple, a couple strawberries and some blueberries out of the fridge
>the apple and strawberry get roughly chopped, then you go to dump them into the oatmeal
>a magical barrier forms over the bowl
>they spill onto the table
>"T-they're not supposed to go in! They're separate!"
"then why the fuck would i cut them up"
>"Because I like them cut up!"
>she looks down at the scattered fruits
>then at you
>"...Do you think you could cut some more? Please?"
>motherfucker

>>43176667
>the ponies just use Anon for his opposable thumbs and fine motor skills
>yeah they could just use magic but wanted to find excuses to bother Anon with menial tasks

>>43176667
Good gren.
Write more plz

File: Floorb.png (1001.1 KB)

1001.1 KB PNG

>>43175203

File: 1688518008853.png (221.5 KB)

221.5 KB PNG

>>43176667
goddammit Twilight, what the fuck is her problem?
she's lucky she's qt

File: 2969788.png (15.2 KB)

15.2 KB PNG

>>43175203
>know what I'm at the perfect height for~?
Cleaning all your purple horse hair out of the shower drain?

>>43177232
She just loves you and thinks it's extra special when you do it.

File: twi_anon_salty.png (116.8 KB)

116.8 KB PNG

>>43176667
based and müslipilled
though why would you eat it separate

>>43177509
She's a strange pony.

File: 306433.png (920.1 KB)

920.1 KB PNG

>>43176667
>spill onto the table
>could cut some more? Please?

This is what having a pet is like.

>>43177567
You wouldn't own a pony, would you?

>>43175203
vaginal sex

>>43177576
Actually ponies are a little short for that if we're going off canon sizes. You'd need her to get up on a footstool or something.

File: 1770667956293.png (273.8 KB)

273.8 KB PNG

>>43177581
>hfw her husbando isn't JRHNBR

>>43177618
It's hard being a little pony. It's okay though, if you truly love somepony you'll find ways to make it work.

File: 1648615.png (433.2 KB)

433.2 KB PNG

She's the perfect height for this!

File: 1768304002296517.png (135.1 KB)

135.1 KB PNG

>>43176667
das good
moar pl0x

>>43175203
>*drops a chunk of jello onto her horn*
>it gets impaled and jiggles violently, punctuating Twilight's astonished silence

>>43178260
She's gonna have to take a bath now, you butt.

File: how_to_talk_to_unicorns.png (572.7 KB)

572.7 KB PNG

>>43178224
You're missing an important option

>>43179077
You gotta have an arm under that rump to make that position actually comfy for her.

File: 1477181.gif (660.4 KB)

660.4 KB GIF

>>43176109

File: bad end.png (142.1 KB)

142.1 KB PNG

>>43178260
>The jello square lands perfectly on Twilight's horn, her expression shocked and horrified
>"What... have you done..."
>Her eyes slowly roll back, her legs shaking before collapsing beneath her, sending the purple pony sprawled upon the ground
>The magic rushes from her horn into the gelatinous cube, now jiggling with arcane power, her magical essence absorbed
>Twilight remains upon the ground, unconscious
What now?

>>43179089
I vill lift you with my unicorn magic and I VILL slam you on the ceiling and on the floor to flex I'm the stronger unicorn.

>>43179530
Revive the Twilight immediately!

>>43179530
Carefully feed her jello until she comes to and can eat the rest. When she's not looking taste it.

>>43179530
>rape

>>43179530
Lick the jello off her horn.

>>43175203
lol

>>43175546
Anons wouldn't really poke Twilight's tummy, would they?

>>43177581
she can sit on my cock

>>43179789
Well yeah that also works, though I don't think that's really size-dependent.

Falling down your throat?

kicking

>>43179877
Do not kick the pony.

>>43179879
who said i'm the one doing the kicking?

>>43175203
"Please stop stabbing my knee with your horn."

>>43179882
I never knew Angel liked it that one time he got kicked by Twilight.

>>43175364
Twilight would fess up to the truth, I think.

>>43180121
Twilight will not approve of your shenanigans.

>>43180121
MAYBE

>>43180216
I DON'T KNOW

>>43175203
peeing in ur mane

>>43181475
I want you to think about the consequences of doing something like that when your bits are at the perfect height for headbutting.

File: TwiSucc.gif (3.9 MB)

3.9 MB GIF

>>43175414
Twilight the kind of mare to "accidentally" cast a love spell on herself, so she can rape you and then get off scot-free legally under a plea of magical compulsion

>>43181503
Unrealistic because no anon would say no to sex with her. Also unrealistic because she wouldn't be into an anon.

>>43175203
Hand feeding a hayburger?

File: 837040.png (125.1 KB)

125.1 KB PNG

>>43181617
That's a very good way to earn points with her.

File: TwiLEWD.png (125.7 KB)

125.7 KB PNG

>>43181595
Twilight is absolutely the most likely out of the mane six to want to shove her snout into a sweaty crotch at the end of her day, and I won't hear otherwise.

>>43181949
I want her to sniff my sweaty sheath unf

>>43178237
I wish this filly had more porn

>>43175203
Sniffing my farts?

>>43183202
>pedoshit necrobump

>>43176667
>>"T-they're not supposed to go in! They're separate!"
>"then why the fuck would i cut them up"
>>"Because I like them cut up!"
She's more autistic than me. Eat the DAMN fruits!

>>43183609
She only made the request because she trusts you, Nonny. You don't wanna break that trust, do you?