>>43177957
Sorry OP, I didn't read a word of your post. I was too busy cumming from the sight of those horses in your pic

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>>43177957
>nohooves
>"too sexy"

>>43177957
This? https://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/06/fox-news-red-eye-reports-on-equestria.html

It speaks to the depravity of society that Equestria Girls would be considered sexier than Friendship is Magic.

>>43177957
>Red Eye
I remember that. It was supposed to be a satirical show, not that it ever was particularly funny, but that point seems to go by whenever people discuss this "report" after only looking at the top screenshot.

>>43178375
>It was supposed to be a satirical show
It was a 'joke about the news' show, not really a satire. There was presumably some very unimportant story they decided was worth riffing on, it's not like they made it up out of thin air

>>43178298
Does anyone find EQG sexier than FIM?

>>43177957
>Red Eye
I remember that. It was supposed to be a satirical show, not that it ever was particularly funny, but that point seems to go by whenever people discuss this "report" after only looking at the top screenshot.

>>43178384
There are people on this very board who feel that way! It's terrifying but it's true.

>>43178375
based
>>43178389
cringe

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Woman are always worried about sexy horses stealing their men

>>43178626
Her presumption that the stallion or gelding is safer is presumptuous

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>>43178626
Fuck Kate. I hope she got raped by her mare, if she even had horses.

>>43178643
No vergina or big nice eyes so it's safe

>>43178672
Big inviting eyes and a hole and this nigga thinks it's safe.

>>43178677
Stallions and geldings have small serious eyes

>>43178289
That only leads to a dead link though

>>43178626
Fucking dumbass Kate you can literally get sick if you do that and if you go to the doctor they'll find out. Literally how 99% of beastiality cases are found.

>>43178873
>plapping mare innawoods while its 68° out
>get pneumonia and go to hospital
>"sir you smell of horse pussy"
how does one get caught like this?

>>43179103
And just how does the staff know what horse pussy smells like? Sus

>>43179103
>>43179217
You just know ;^)

>>43178806
This one isn’t Equestria Girls but it’s related: https://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/05/yahoo-parenting-ponies-included-in-list.html
>The first generation of My Pretty Ponies were plump and rather staid...
>Not so in 2013. This sleek and sexy pony looks primed to prance around the stripper pole at the nearest jockey club.
For you too >>43177977

>>43178806
Never mind I forgot to check wayback machine. The video is archived there: https://web.archive.org/web/20130615224827/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxU3XcbygOg

>>43179103
better yet, how did the guy know about what a horse’s vagina smells like, that mandatory to being a medical person

>>43179930
Thanks, Anon. This is why we need to keep the Wayback machine. At least I saved this forever now.

>>43179217
Objection

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>>43178626
The amount of projection in this post makes me suspect this women fucked a horse once and is overcompensating by posing as a extremely virtuous prude to not bring attention to herself and her possibly sick and twisted mind. The text is so uncomfortable to read that I could almost smell the horsecock from here (not that I'd know the smell). It'd be far from the first from many such cases.

>>43182183
>The amount of projection in this post makes me suspect this women fucked a horse once and is overcompensating by posing as a extremely virtuous prude to not bring attention to herself and her possibly sick and twisted mind.
Nah, shit man really? You think?

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>>43182433
>smug redditor response
How about you fuck off back to your homeland?

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>>43182445
>Flaggot calling anyone else a redditor
Why don't you fuck off back to ponycha- oh wait, you can't!

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>>43182450
You don't publicly display your waifu at your every post, your words don't matter.

>>43182524
>flaggot is a waifularper
lmao

>>43182657
Meds, now.

>>43182445
Lol oh wow did I strike a nerve or something?

>>43178626
I love that "and things happen...." bit. So much lore packed in so little words.