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>>43180704
only if you marry me applejack and we have foals otherwise nah

>>43180704
Discord powers are so bullshit I'm pretty sure they might bring them as zombies

>>43180771
He can do beneficial things with his magic he just chooses to be a petty little asshole with them. I see no reason you cant revive Applejacks parents. It would be a crime against nature but you can do it without them being shambling corpses.

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>>43180704
ok

>>43180804
what if Discord's powers /are/ bullshit and he just tries to rationalize them as "humor"?

>>43180704
Discord's power is only capable of creating illusions and changing some aspects of the environment such as gravity. It can't bring back the dead. Sorry, Applejack, but everything has a limit.

>>43180810
It definitely seems like the main caveat with his abilities are that they have to be unpredictable. Even when he does something deliberately he doesn't have total control over it or the consequences.

>>43180831
I would say that controlling gravity and physical state of matter (like the cotton candy clouds and the chocolate milk rain) is a pretty big deal and not a mere illusion, alongside potentially manipulating the personality of someone under his will.
But yeah, i don’t think he has powers beyond the living realm

>>43180704
You still owe me 5 bits. No bits no teary eyed family reunion.

>>43180704
Okay. There are a couple of spares on ice in your bathroom in case you break them again. But please, try to play nice.

Sorry Applejack but it turns out Discord's power only works via bits. No not the money, I mean that it has to serve a comedic purp- Do you know what a podcast is? So there's this guy called Nick Mullen, and he does the friendship lessons back where I'm from. Let me pull out a chart...

>>43180704
>sure
>make pony flesh golems that look like her parents from a provided picture
>they act nothing like her parents and don't age
>applejack is driven insane by this
his powers are chaos this is all I could do

>>43180704
Almost. Now sweet apple acres are haunted by a couple ghosts.

>>43180704
You want your parents to experience the agony of death twice, Applejack?

>>43180704
>ywn make AJ such a happy little mare