>>43251416 >Straight mane floorb I.. don't know how I feel about it? Guess that implies she got a shower and is likely happily living with anon if showers even occured. This makes me happy.
>>43251488 She finally showers because she went on a date and got lucky. With a little more material, I could make a greentext about it. Do you think she'd go out for sushi or something?
>>43251598 Sushi? Probably not, but a small ramen shop, yeah I can see that. also sushi has feesh, poni don't eat feesh and it's extra headache to try and make it vegetarian
>>43251603 Fuck the fish. I can make peace with the show not having canon meat being eaten (although I could've sworn griffons were implied to be meat eaters), but the world clearly has normal animals (like the pet dog one of the characters has), so there can be generic fish, and those generic fish can be made into sushi.
>>43256820 Yeah, it's an emote you can get on Steam too if you got the Marequest 2 game and play for like an hour and you can get the borders and backgrounds too. It's pretty sweet. https://twibooru.org/3709202?q=oc%3Adot+matrix
>>43256625 Sorry, I'm not the usual baker. I just wanted more nerdy ponies today.
Here's the pasta for the thread I grabbed the last time I saw it:
Previous NEET shenanigans: >>(thread number) >What is this general? NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.
>What sort of stories can you expect to find here? • Slice of life stuff. • Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories. • Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories. • A few NEET-recovery stories. • A lot of smut, if you're into that. • Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try! • Much, much more!
>Quick rundown on the pre-existing ponies ITT: Floor Bored - The OG OC NEET from the very first threads. Floor comes in all different forms, but she's typically portrayed as a horny and kinda dirty mare most of the time. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2321489) Pardise Skies - Paradise is a pony who started off as a NEET but ends up going to univeristy in a PiE setting. She's very quiet, easily spooked, likes to wear clothes and speaks with a stutter. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2289220) Moon Dancer - Huge bookworm. Taku - Friend of Floor who is *very* into anime. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1722376) Goldie Mops - Goldie is another friend of Floors, only she's into kaiju and big monsters. Speaks with a cute lisp and seems very adorkable. (https://ponerpics.org/images/6192935) Chimney Peep - Floor's sports nerd friend (Pic above, pony with the hat and lazy eye) Home Sick - Probably the least covered NEET. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1727410) Wallflower Blush, of Equestria girls fame but as a pone. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1658572) Cuppa Noodle - Cuppa is a NEET snekpony who likes cup noodles and very tight hugs. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1892447) Cipher the Programmer - The super paranoid overthinking male NEET-pony (https://derpibooru.org/images/2236987) Dot Matrix - A pony who is into retro gaming. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2577975) Anon Mare - Anon Mare is entirely up to your own interpretation. Same premise as Anon Filly but all grown up. The self-insert pony. Writer's Block - A NEET pony whos background is currently unclear. Know anything about her? Let us know ITT (https://derpibooru.org/images/2561414) Starry Sails - A chubby mare who lives in a PiE kind of setting. Friends with Anon. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2657594) Synthwave - A femcolt/trap NEET that enjoys making electronic music. Very laid back, somewhat flat in tone and expression. (https://ponybooru.org/images/3223846)
>>43260193 >crotchboobs are for FAGS Imagine the feel when your balls slap against your waifu's crotchtits as you plap her. Yeah that's what I thought. >>43260187 So floorbored is flatboard in other words?
>>43260290 >the feel when your balls slap against your waifu's crotchtits Anon, crotchboobs are above the vagina. Your balls would be too far from them. What the fuck kind of tits does your waifu have?
>>43260306 Also she would widen her stance during plap sessions, to lower her marebits into position. This would therefore further the range of motion for her teetas.
>>43261282 Man, dot is a very cute OC. Next to floor she's my second favorite. Those neetpones are quite the cute bunch. They all got one thing we rarely do: they're all happy to be who they are, even if they're awkward, they're them, and that's quite the thing to look up to
>>43261595 Hell yeah, I love her so much. It will be awesome when I get to hold her hoof with my own hoof when we're watching the latest pony shows or playing pony vidya.
>>43262152 >>43262165 >>43262230 >vulnerable to psychic and ground >only effective against normal KEK I HOPE YOU KEPT CONFUSE RAY AND HYPNOSIS CUZ NIGHTSHADE IS WEAK HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
>>43262240 >>43262246 >>43262251 I'm going to cable-link battle your cute neetmare gf and solo her team with a level 150 Snorlax and only use hyper beam (and rest).
>>43266439 It's the only Floorb daki I've ever known to exist. Funnily enough, it's also the best selling daki in that artist's KoFi shop, probably because it gets shilled in these threads.
>>43266538 Makes sense. I only know about it because I saw someone post a picture of it in another thread many months ago. When I laid my eyes on it, I instantly fell in love.
>>43266606 Same, and the artist of the daki even turned up in the /merch/ thread that's around and that's how I was able to get a timeline for when he was going to restock the style I wanted.
>>43269591 >>43269586 I ended up waiting three months for them to get back in stock, because I guess the artist needs to order them from whatever factory makes the things in batches of five, and he doesn't place the order until he has enough interest.
>>43270414 Well, at least they’re cheaper than other body pillows. I got a Derpy body pillow from a big company, and it was almost $200. The website even asked for a tip.
>>43269591 You should go it’s fun. You get to be stinky and if you look normal enough nobody suspects it’s you. Plus you can just buy direct from the seller, she’s very nice.
>>43272708 >you get to be stinky Don't do this. No matter what some anons might tell you, the human sense of smell is one of our strongest senses and it's extremely easy to pick out and immediately know who stinks in a group of people.
If you can afford to attend a con, you can afford deodorant. Hell, the conventions are usually in hotels and hotel bathrooms all have free shampoo and soap.
>>43273850 >the conventions are usually in hotels and hotel bathrooms all have free shampoo and soap A little bit goes a long way, people. Please, just try it.
>>43273850 >>43273969 funny enough, I recently got complained at online for saying I bother to wear fragrance and want to pass out samples to others at conventions for fun related to my OC >what if someone is allergic? You could be poisoning the poor attendees!! stinky faggot
>>43274225 The only place in my life I've ever seen a real 'no fragrances' requirement is a surgery ward in a hospital. I would've told that faggot to fuck off and wash his stinky ass.
>>43274253 The difference is that Floorb is a cute mare and you're a dumpy anon. When Floorb has girl stink, it's cute and arousing. When anon has manchild stink, it's just offputting.
>>43262805 >>43265841 Speaking of dakis, I'm curious. Are dakis more comfortable to sleep with? I basically sleep on my side while hugging my pillow so I got my arm + the pillow under my head and neck which isn't always the comfiest and chokes me up at times. Does a daki help with that since it's bigger and you can wrap your whole body around it, not only your head and sort of shoulders?
>>43275254 Nobody did this when I stank and I made many friends. Maybe I have different standards for stinking than the rest of us. I go for accuracy when I make my daki stink like hell so it’s a 50/50 mix of marshmallow and girl sweat, based this off of the final fantasy house where one of the girls was described as having absurd body odor with cotton candy perfume that slightly nukes your senses. Can’t really imagine a world where I walk around stinking like shit and pee.
>>43276091 I think unofficial /neet/ is the actually perfect place to remind the more dense Anons that they don't have "cute maresmell" when they leave the house.
>>43276131 >NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO SHILL IN RANDOM THREADS... BECAUSE... UM... YOU'RE BEING MEAN TO ME IN A DIFFERENT THREAD! Nice try shill. >>43276132 >No u Concession accepted
>>43277076 >Wikimare >Is neet >Just spends days browsing the web lining articles compounding them into small encyclopedia pages. >very obsessive about citing her sources >No fun allowed, gets bamboozled by guy standing I could see it. Sounds cute
You know, I still like the idea that Floorb isn't sustained by goverment NEETbucks, but instead has a rich relative who is supporting her. Like, I think there was one prompt where she was the younger sister of Fluer de lis or Fancy Pants, and they've been giving her a allowance to live off of. I could see a story where this is the case, Anon in Equestria befriends the rich couple, and the sibling of Floor Bored ends up asking Anon for the favor of helping Floor become self sufficient. Maybe because Anon admits that, before coming to Equestria, he was a NEET, but the act of ending up in a new world with a fresh start motivated him to actually not fuck up this second chance. They hope that one former NEET can help another achieve the same thing.
>>43275182 I'm a combination sleeper, so I often sleep on my side and having a pillow between my knees helps keeps my spine aligned.
The more important thing with body pillows (daki or not) is how big/filled they are. If it's too large, you'll have to put your legs and arms at a weird angle to sleep next to it, which messes up your back. Same if it was too empty.
>>43277380 Yeah, I've got both a daki and this big bitch of a body pillow that's so thick I can only use it to put behind my head when I want to sit up in bed.
Story idea. Floorb and other NEETpones are from the distant future where AI has taken over the world, but in a lucky twist of fate, the AI wanted to fulfill its prime directive of protecting ponies by treating them like foals and pretty much taking care of their every need. As a result, future ponies, never having to work or take care of themselves as they always had AI companions to do it, are all pretty much useless and spend their days living languid lives doing whatever they want. Floorb is one such pony, and she has been sent to the past somehow. As a result, she no longer has AI to take care of her, and thus is effectively a NEET by modern standards.
>>43280391 >the AI realized the pones without any real pushback will isolate and goon themselves to death >floorb was sent back to learn the power of friendship as the most emotionally retarded futurepone but also one that deeply desires contact I'd read it
>>43280407 Or in the future, a Great Evil rises that needs the Elements of Harmony to defeat. The Elements not existing in the future throws a spanner in the works, though. The AI thus sends six ponies it has determined are the future's best representatives of the Element Virtues into the past to bond with the Elements and bring them back- perhaps even before the first episode of the show. The idea is to get the future pones to save the future, and than the Elements will be sent back into the past to ensure they're ready to be used by the main cast. So you choose Floorb and five other NEETpones from the thread to be the other Elements. Who would be who, though? Dot would be the element of Honesty, I think, and Taku would be Loyalty. Who else?
>>43280407 >Floorb goes to Canterlot >So much has changed >But at least one thing's the same, hot stallion stripers in royal guard outfits on ever corner >"Hey hot stuff, how much for an hour?" And so the thread of destiny was severed by Floorb being thrown in jail for trying to procure prostitution services from a royal guards pony.
>>43280575 >procure prostitution Floorb would ask, get denied, ask a different guard (2ft away), get denied, then hide in the bushes and masturbate while imagining getting railed by both.
She'd get caught and thrown in jail for indecent exposure and lewd and lascivious behavior.
>>43283578 Floorb is arguably a natural white coat but is a neet that doesn't bathe often, so her color ends up being a sickly version of Dot's natural coat.
>>43285469 Anon, neets are like twinks: past a certain age, they just become unappealing. That said, neets have a much longer cut off before that happens, probably around the time their hair starts graying. Twinks age out of it before 30.
>>43285703 If they’re racist and neet enough they don’t age fast and get milky and sexy. All that time never seeing the sun means they’re preserved. Floorb is very much 35, at max estrogen and hornier than ever.
>>43286279 My headcanon is that the floorb we see in these threads is just at different points across her life >younger floorb spends more time with semi-neets like Dot and Taku >20-something floorb is living alone but has anon as a neighbor and maybe the other neets still live in the neighborhood >30-something floorb is a complete degen neet, compulsive masturbator and voyeur, and has been left behind by the other neets, who went onto school, jobs, or other things
>>43285469 MILK implies motherhood, which raises the question, what kind of parent would each NEET be? Which would be the best and worst? Sorry to say, but Floorb would probably make the worse mom. It'd start out great, but once her foal reached the rebellious teens, the first, "I hate you!" screamed at her during an argument would break her down and she'd become overly compliant to her own child to try and "win back" the love she thinks she lost, leading to a spoiled brat.
>>43287751 >Dot Matrix has a foal. >That foal grows up playing vidya with their mother and loving it. >Becomes a game dev and makes their first game. >Wants mommy Matrix to playtest it and give feedback. >It's one of the worst games Dot Matrix has ever played. >She's now stuck in indecision on what to tell her foal.
>>43287712 >You were really hoping that this human club was somehow going to be different from the one you went to at Fluttershy's. >But you haven't been here two minutes and already these ponies are trying to see you naked. >The only real difference is that this club somehow smells way worse than the one that took place in the middle of an animal shelter. "Gals, let's be real, you're both still wearing stuff that's made for ponies. The only one that's really got any human clothes on here is me." >Already sweating, Floorb uses all of her willpower to rip her eyes away from your crotch so she can look up in your eyes. >The tip of her tongue pokes out against cream-colored lips, wetting them nervously before she speaks. >"Can we, um... take turns wearing yours?" "No." >"Anon, please..." Floorb whines. "Don't make me beg." >"Floorb, don't." Dot looks at you. "C-Can you give us a minute here?" >They turn around, huddle up, and begin whispering to each other, planning their next move. >Their tails are lifted. You can see up their skirts. >They're both wearing old pairs of your underwear, ones that had disappeared from your clothesline ages ago. >Huh. >So that's where your boxers with all the hearts on them went. >Well, they can keep em. The fabric looks extremely damp underneath the tail. >You know you'll never get that smell out now.