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Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls and Humanized Thread #363 - Early Growth Spurts Edition 05/27/26(Wed)17:44:33 No. 43267894
Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls and Humanized Thread #363 - Early Growth Spurts Edition 05/27/26(Wed)17:44:33 No. 43267894
Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls and Humanized Thread #363 - Early Growth Spurts Edition Anonymous
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>>43264958
EQG Stream this Sunday at 4pm UTC!
We'll be watching the Summertime Shorts and the first half of the 1st season of Better Together!
aaaand also playing UT2004 and Gartic Phone
>Countdown
https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/10417862/eqg-stream
Hoping to see (You) there!
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>>43268664
>Rear view of thicc glimglam absolutely struggling hard to get those pants up her huge jiggling butt.
I would be a man of only so much restraint.
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>>43269116
You have to be 18 or older to post here.
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>>43267273
>Then I'll post the green with her and then the Windy Whistles green and then whatever I said I'd do next in the post from however long ago where I listed my query of projects.
Do you have to? Anons ITT might drag me for this but I'm tired of eqg greens being just different versions of the same basic Anonwaifu plot. I think its overrated. I don't want to get fics from Fimfic that place is a little too gay and cringe for me to be honest. Not saying there's anything wrong in here that everyone should change up their ways, but you are maybe the only writefag I think I could count on to make something actually different sometimes. I know you probably won't anytime soon because that doesn't bring in readers around here, but for what its worth, I will read it. As long as its good enough and finally not waifuslop everyone eats up asking for seconds. Not sure if I'll make another post about this so whatever.
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>>43269968
I don't know if this post was intended to be a troll or not. Like the best trolls he touches on a minor issue, that a lot of folks write waifu stories. It's not wrong, in and of itself, to acknowledge there can be more to EQG stories
In the end, so what?
Sure I could point out that at present Power Chord and Alanamous defy that but would that convince him?
No idea.
Now the execution of his post was, well, bad.
It takes a lot of motivation to write these stories.
ANY discouragement should be avoided!
It's entirely possible to make positive suggestions like story seeds.
Or, crazy thought but bear with me, write the stories you want to read!
I mean, it's probably a mistake to take after me. I'm NUTS writing multi-month projects with a dozen characters.
But darn if I don't still enjoy reading them.
Start as slow and simple as you need to and trust that you'll grow from there.
Some not strictly waifu story seeds:
Ponyville suffers some kind of disaster and it's residents have to evacuate through the portal for lack of better options.
A walk through the county fair.
Or here's an advanced idea.
Write a story from Filthy Rich's POV showing how, despite no one understanding, he gives advice and makes deals that improve Canterlot.
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>>43271930
Speaking of rampage, it's kinda funny how regular Spike can be humanized (or a anthropomorphized) as a shota, a literal dwarf, a femboy, a generic shonen protag, a gigachad (even before it became canon)... but there seems to be a consensus that Spikezilla is Broly.
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>>43267273
Finally read this. Best part of the epilogue imo was when Mama Sunset was watching them bone. Also when the two Sunsets kissed. That was hot.
I hope you paste this one Grey, because I'll definitely go back to it now and then. Thanks again for writing it.
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>>43268645
EQG Stream starting in just 1 hour!
>Countdown
https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/10417862/eqg-stream
>Cytube
https://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream
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Starting!
>Cytube
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>>43274108
https://ponepaste.org/11929
>I hope you paste this one Grey, because I'll definitely go back to it now and then. Thanks again for writing it.
Thank you and you're welcome.
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>>43268637
Very nice stuff! I kinda want to draw Starlight Glimmer too now, but I'm still caught up with all the things mentioned below for now.
>>43269968Something tells me you read a past rant of mine.Unfortunately, I will continue to write what I'm writing, but I think there's a chance you'll like what's coming next, regardless. You caught me at the perfect time.
>>43273100
I still think Nell Joestar and Xan-Gelx who drew >>43268857 should collab, as their artstyles would go really well together in my opinion.
Pinkie green coming next, I'll try not to make it take too long, depending on how many people choose to read it. Pic related is a WIP of the cover art for myFimFicprose rewrite of Busty Wallflower Debauchery. It's related to the thread, so I figured I might as well mention that.
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Womanly curves always make me weak
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>>43276600
Same, but the only nerd part about that pic are the glasses
And not even nerd glasses
>>43276899
I want to eat ice cream with her so bad
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>When it came time to apply scents for the next girl, well Pinkie, Rainbow handed me an unmarked bottle.
>Rainbow explained "Pinkie had us combine all of our scents, plus hers, into this. That's all I can say for now."
>Well that was unexpected, but I applied it as instructed.
>I don't think it actually smelled all that great. But if it was to bad, then the girls probably had a backup plan.
>We walked to school and met the others in front. Rainbow got a last hug and kiss before turning me over to Pinkie.
>Pinkie hugged me, took a long sniff, smiled and said "Mmm, French cathouse! I like it!"
>As we went to the lockers Pinkie monologued "All right Nonny, you're mine today. But I have a few more,.. quirks than my friends do. Which is to say I'm your FREAKY girlfriend!" She then produced some pink and fuzzy handcuffs and explained "These are TOY handcuffs. They each have two buttons at the bottom that unlock them and I have the key as well. I want you to wear them on your side beltloops for the day please."
>"And this is a collar and leash." She stated as she put the collar on me very loosely."It's so I can let my tall boyfriend know his shorter girlfriend wants a kiss."
>Then she tugged at the collar and I kissed her.
>We arrived at the lockers and watched Rainbow's get a glow up.
>Pinkie stopped me before I touched my locker saying "Okay Nonny, I'm NOT going to tell you everything until well after school, but for now I want you to know that I'm okay with the girls getting handsy with you and you can get handsy with them too! If they can convince you to fuck them then I'll allow it if I can watch. That's all for now."
"Just to clarify, what do you mean exactly by 'handsy'?" I asked nevously.
>With a bouncy smile Pinkie responded "I'm sure you'll find out once we're inside your locker. But until then others can see us."
>The other girls were cack,.. er chuckling with a predatory air about them.
>But for now I focused on what I wanted to improve in the locker: Finish the bathroom, upgrade the first aid kits, and improve the channel selection.
>I touched my locker and it rumbled for about 15 seconds.
>When we opened it we checked the first aid kit for any changes.
>It had been upgraded to be equal to the one Nurse Redheart had shown me yesterday.
>Across from the living room there was now a line drawing of a doorway with the title 'Master Bedroom' on it.
>That was unexpected, but we continued on to the bathroom.
>The bathroom appeared to have been completed, but we confirmed the first aid kit had been upgraded first. Then we headed back to check on the showers and massive jaccuzi/bathtub.
>As others conducted inspections of water flow/temperature/drainage, I stood nearby as Pinkie rolled my shirt up and blurted "Let's mark him girls!" And then she kissed my chest.
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>Fluttershy was next to kiss my chest and then Pinkie asked her "Do you want to hold his leash?"
>Fluttershy was surprised at first, then quickly smiled and said "Yes please." Then she quickly pulled her shirt up and her bra down and tugged me into kissing her exposed nipple!"
>Fluttershy then proceeds to tell me how much she is looking forward to fucking me again as the other girls laugh and put their lip prints on my chest. One or two of them, no way to tell, even wrote something just above my beltline.
>Pinkie then informed Fluttershy "Okay everyone has marked him. Time to let him go test the gloryholes." And Fluttershy released me and handed the leash back to Pinkie who rushed me into my stall and demanded "Pants down."
As I complied I realized I had to get ahead of this saying "Shouldn't we test these things before we stick any anatomy through them? We can't replace my cock after all."
>Pinkie considered and stated "I suppose that's true. What kind of test did you have in mind?"
"These tesseracted gloryholes should work both ways. Just have the girls push a note through without sticking their fingers in to test. If the notes come out readable they should be okay."
>Pinkie smiled and said "That sounds great Nonny! Okay girls, you heard him. Write him a gloryhole note to encourage him to stick it in and he'll read them out loud."
>I breathed a sigh of relief as she rushed to her own stall. Soon the notes started coming and I read them aloud as instructed.
"I'm going to ride you hard and put you away wet. If that's okay?"
"Oh no! A huge wyrm has appeared and now I must smother it with my maiden's mouth!"
"I want to fondle your apples! (Balls)"
"Stick it in! I'll do crutches again!!!"
"I'll decide what hole to use once you stick it in darling."
"Time's wasting! Let's go go go!"
"All of the above!"
>Pinkie asked, presumably from her stall, "So did it work as expected Nonny?"
"Yes Pinkie. I have to say it did. I was right to insist on testing though." I said.
>Pinkie agreed "Yeah that idea made a LOT of sense I admit. So now I want you to choose a hole and stick it all the way in!"
>There was a lot of giggling at that!
>Well I had clear orders from my girl of the day and the tesseracted gloryholes were color coded by skin tones, so into Pinkie's 'hole' it went.
>Several hands grabbed me and pulled me fully in!
>It was an ambush!
>Pinkie called out in a singsong voice "Oh Nonny? Are you still confused on what I meant when I said the girls were allowed to get handsy?"
"I think I'm getting it. Are you ALL in Pinkie's stall?" I asked
>Pinkie responded "Let's find out! Tongues out ladies!"
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>The hands and fingers disappeared as they rearranged themselves.
>Then there was a tongue on each of my hanging balls. (It was warm there and that's a natural reaction!)
>Four more appeared! Two on each side of my cock!
>The last one appeared by licking the tip. All seven were in there!
"Okay you're all in there!" I declared. "But we still have to finish checking the living room too."
>Pinkie sighed loudly and said "Fine clever boy. But you won't be able to run forever!"
>They let me out of the glory hole and once I opened the stall door Pinkie was waiting to take my arm.
As we passed the bathroom mirrors I said "Wait a sec. I want to see what you girls wrote on me." And pulled my shirt up quickly.
>On my left hip "Free cock" was written with an arrow pointing helpfully. And on my right hip it was "Fuck me!"
>Pinkie asked me "Aww. Isn't that cute? You know you REALLY should put out if you're going to tease us like that."
"That argument would have a great deal more weight if I was the one that wrote it." I stated deadpan as I tucked my shirt back in.
>Pinkie considered "Hmm, so since it's my day would you write on yourself if I asked you too?"
"Well alright, yes I would." I had to admit.
>With a mischievous giggle Pinkie declared "You heard him girls. Text me suggestions for him to write on himself!"
>I could only sigh in response as they giggled.
>We got to the living room and confirmed the first aid kit had been upgraded.
>The selection of channels for the girls was also now complete as I quickly confirmed.
>There was an additional surprise. We all now had wireless game controllers in our skin tone. The girls controllers were on their respective wall and mine was below the TV.
>And apparently I had a big smile on my face. But the girls just said "Thank you Anon." in unison.
"You girls are so very, very welcome." I said with a bit more emotion than I intended.
>Pinkie then added "I can't wait to play strip Mario Kart with you!"
>Applejack asked "How does that work?"
>Pinkie answered "If a girl wins, she gets to take a piece of clothing off of Nonny and he gets to take one off of her."
>My Queen then added "And if my King wins then he gets to take a piece of clothing off of every girl."
>Just then the agreed upon alarm rang on all our phones to let us know it was time to get to class.
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>As we filed out, Pinkie insisted that I have an arm around her shoulder with my hand on her boob and she asked me to let the rest of my girlfriends 'have access'.
>So I was groped, touched, and fondled on the way to class and gave no resistance.
>Once in class it was time for hugs with manners which each girl enjoyed.
>Then I could FINALLY sit at my desk and calm the heck down.
>Guess again on that. Here come senpai with a BIG smile.
>As she sits her small frame down on my lap again and flashes me, I see she isn't even wearing panties this time!
>Then she presses a moist cloth into my hand and says "Those are my soaked panties. You can put them in your pocket later. But I wanted to talk to you about something else."
"What would you like to talk about senpai?" I asked as my cock starts to get hard again from her heat.
>Her waist is fidgeting as I speak.
>Senpai says matter of factly "Your locker is turning into something quite special kohai and I wanted to make a suggestion for your consideration."
Fuck it, I'm playing into this. With only a tiny gasp, I manage to evenly ask "What would you like me to do for you senpai?"
>She's enjoying herself as she says "Mmm, asking me such a leading question. Good boy. But your next focus in the locker is the bedroom correct? And that's going to be inspired by what I told you about harem housing?"
"Seemed like a pretty good idea to listen to what you told me, yeah. You had something more specific in mind I'm guessing?" I answered while breaking into a light pant at the end.
>Senpai said "Mmm yeah. Based on what we've seen that entire space will take several days to create. So we'd like you to focus on making your bed first and THEN expanding the space and do our beds last please."
"And why do I already know you have specific ideas about my bed?"
>With a wild smile senpai declared "Because you're a good boy who pays attention. We want a BIG four poster with a canopy and tie off points to restrain you with. Something that could sleep all of us at once if possible, but it's okay if you have to grow into that."
"Sounds like you have specific ideas. Maybe this is something we should all talk about tonight?" I inquired.
>Senpai grinned and agreed "Probably a good idea to gather some pics together to help you visualize. Okay, we'll do that then."
>And she got up and went back to her seat, leaving a wet spot on my crotch.
>Her panties went into my pocket as I had been told.
>After that it actually DID calm down until lunch.
>Pinkie made an incredible lunch for me, covered me in napkins to avoid stains, and asked me to avoid speaking while eating for speed because there was an activity planned.
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>After she finished her own food, she launched into a monologue "Nonny first of all I want to say thank you. You've been great even though you don't really know what's happening and I wanted to explain why I haven't told you yet. Basically I only get this one time to surprise you. After today you'll have a much better idea of what to expect but for today, I want to enjoy surprising you for my first time with my boyfriend. But to be clear, you ARE doing good and I'm having a great time."
>I indicated my understanding with facial expressions.
>Pinkie hugged me and said "Good boy! Now keep eating because the girls and I have more fun planned."
>Honestly knowing her motivation and clarifying that I wouldn't be in the dark in the future helped a fair deal with the anxiety that had been rather pointlessly building up.
>Then I was done eating and I helped clean up of course.
>After clean up Pinkie told me "Okay Nonny, now we're going to take those handcuffs and secure your hands behind your back. Ladies please remember that he can't catch himself if he falls so please be careful as you touch, tweak, and grope him on the way to the locker."
>Then Pinkie took the lead of the leash I was still wearing and led me out of the cafeteria in a public display as my other girls felt me up.
>Outside the cafeteria, the 3 figures of the Disciplinary Committee were waiting for us.
>My Queen turned to me and informed "We arranged an escort to your safe locker to obey school rules while still getting some privacy.
>I nodded in response.
>Adagio looked at me and took a moment to say "Anonymous I'm impressed. SO many other boys wouldn't wear stuff like that even in private and you just marched through the cafeteria in it because one of your girls asked you to."
I shrugged my shoulders and replied "It's Pinkie's special day today and I want her first time to go as close to how she's been planning it as I can make it."
>Adagio just smiled in response and soon we arrived at my locker and went inside.
>Once in the living room Pinkie announced "Okay Nonny we're gonna play a SEXY game! What's gonna happen is that Fluttershy and I are gonna hug you REAL tight! And because we have the biggest boobs, you won't be able to see the area around you any lower than our massive mammaries."
> "And then when I say, one of the girls (excluding me) is going to silently touch your cock. IF you can guess who it is, you can fuck her for the rest of lunch in any hole and any position. If you guess wrong, then we increase your exposure by a step and another girl has a turn. Understand?"
"I understand the rules you've explained. I don't understand why you'd want me fucking another girl on your first day, but if you tell me this will make you happy then I'll do it."
>Pinkie looked me in the eye and said "I know it's a bit confusing for you right now, but yes this will make me happy and you'll understand later. I promise."
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"Well okay then." I responded. "Let the games begin."
>Pinkie just said "Start." and instantly I was being felt up through my pants.
I guessed "Applejack."
>Pinkie said "Ohh, I'm sorry Nonny but that's incorrect. Someone please lower his zipper for round 2."
>Applejack asked "Why'd ya guess me? I thought we did a fair amount of positions?" with a smile.
"Years of hard work have given you hands the most, gonna say 'character' here, so if the game is intended to go to the end of lunch, then hiding your hands with my pants makes sense." I stated.
>Applejack smiled at my fumbling explanation and insisted "So if I get my hands on your meat, I'm gonna win!"
>With that, I had to revise my assesment of this game. These girls didn't want to just tease me. They wanted my cock!
Then the next round began with fingers sliding in through my zipper and I guessed "Senpai."
>Pinkie said "Sorry Nonny. Okay undo the top snap of his pants and his belt please."
>From behind me and to my left senpai asked "If you REALLY want to pound me, just keep saying my name kohai."
"I just associated being felt through my downed zipper most closely with you senpai." I said.
The next round was a whole hand groping me over my underwear and I guessed "Fluttershy."
>Once again Pinkie responded "Sorry Nonny. Okay pull his erection out through the front panel of his briefs please."
>Fluttershy merely raised an eyebrow to question me.
I responded to her with "You were quite eager to get my pants undone, but stopped at my underwear. I was reminded of that is all."
>Fluttershy smiled in response.
"Real quick because I don't want to disappoint anyone, but that's probably the last cock handling association I have.
>The next round was a hand stroking up and down the length of my cock and I guessed "My Queen."
>Again Pinkie said "Sorry Nonny. Down with his briefs please."
>Then Pinkie added "You may feel a draft, but guess right and it gets hot real quick!"
"By this point, I'm just hoping every girl gets a turn." I said with a casualness I didn't really feel.
>All of a sudden Pinkie went wide-eyed and she looked at me and stated "Say. That. Again."
"I'm just hoping every girl gets a turn." I restated.
>Pinkie's smile went feral as she said "Good boy." and shuddered.
>While I was enjoying watching her, the hand on my cock and balls made me realize something else.
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"Pinkie, I'm close." I said.
>Without breaking eye contact with me Pinkie ordered "Okay, whoever's turn it is, get your mouth on his cock and bring him off! You're getting a treat!"
>Suddenly there was a mouth on my cock and another on each of my balls.
>Hands were stroking my butt as well.
>Several voices were urging me to release with words like "Yes!, Go ahead!, Shoot it!, and Oh yeah!"
>Pinkie and Fluttershy released me just as I was starting to shoot so I could see my Queen taking and swallowing my load!
When I had caught my breath after I finished I told her "Thank you my Queen."
>She smiled back up at me and said "I could get used to that."
>I could only give a tired smile in response.
>By that point lunch was almost over so we cleaned up and went to class.
>Man this was getting a bit crazy.
>I had expected that, at some point, the girls would share me among themselves a bit more freely. But not before all of them had their first time!
>Pinkie had probably not been exaggerating when she declared she was my freakiest girlfriend.
>And while I really, really wanted to understand her likes, kinks, and quirks, she was holding back from spoonfeeding me so she could see my surprise! Sure that was easy to understand in principal, but it gets a bit more complicated when ALL of your girlfriends were treating you like their favorite toy.
>Well at least I was back in class now and things were generally pretty tame in this period.
>Just one more period after this and I would be alone with Pinkie in a much calmer atmosphere.
>But that period was PE.
>And it was weight room day!
>Aw hell.
>Still, nothing for it but to put on a brave face and deal with whatever may come.
>Plus, these girls DID care about me.
>For PE we assembled outside for roll call before heading into the weight room via the narrow hallway in our respective harem groups.
>Pinkie had us go in last today. She was also carrying a clipboard with a large amount of paper on it.
>She led me by my arm into the hallway and when we got halfway in, she gasped!
>I stopped as she exclaimed "Oh shoot! Nonny I just remembered something!"
"What's that?" I asked plainly.
>Pinkie smiled as she declared "This is a trap!"
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I sighed and asked "What would you like me to do dear?"
>In a rapidfire fashion Pinkie commanded "Good boy! Put your back against the wall, hands behind your back, and spread your legs wider than your shoulders."
>Suddenly Fluttershy was in front of me and pressing her body into mine. Thanks to my spread legs I was looking up at her and she was enjoying that. She reached behind my head and pulled my face into her massive boobs.
>My cock began to rise at that.
>Fluttershy purred into my ear "Tomorrow you're mine and we are going to fuck like rabbits!"
>Then she released my head and moved past.
>My Queen was next in front of me and pressing in. Her height advantage let her pop a nipple in my mouth, so she did! "Your cock is going to help me tell SO many stories!" she declared.
>My Queen moved on and Applejack moved in declaring "You have the right tool to help me around the farm and I'm gonna show ya how to use it!"
>Senpai was in front of me next and smiling. As she lowered my zipper with one hand, she fondled my balls with the other and lustily informed me "I LOVE when your balls empty themselves DEEP inside me! Let's do that again REAL soon!"
>Senpai pulled away and Rarity started rubbing her thigh between my legs and pressing her hard nipples into me asking "Are you awake dear?"
"I won't fall asleep on you like this." I said with a smile.
>With a smile Rarity said "Better not." and licked my neck.
>Then Rarity spun away and Rainbow charged in, grabbing my butt with both hands and asking "Care for a bonus round?"
"Would love to, but I don't think that's my call today." I said.
>With a sinister giggle, Rainbow moved away as Pinkie watched.
>Seemed strange that Pinkie wasn't moving in on me.
"Pinkie. It's your day so I'd enjoy it if you took advantage of me too." I informed her.
>That got a leering smile from her and she said "Yeah you would. But come on. Plenty more molesting is gonna happen."
>So I followed her into the weight room while feeling frustrated in a couple of ways.
>The weight room was a different experience today.
>The girls weren't 'accidentally' or lightly touching today.
>They were straight up groping me!
>Hands rested on my shorts assertively.
>Hands also went IN my shorts assertively!
>Every girl except Pinkie kissed me.
>Most of them shoved their tits in my mouth.
>Several guided my hands into their shorts.
>And during all of this Pinkie smiled and watched and gave the girls suggestions.
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>Then class was almost over and Pinkie spoke up while referencing her clipboard. "Okay Nonny, It's time for choice boyfriend!"
I responded "Wasn't that 'Boyfriends choice'?"
>With an evil giggle Pinkie declared "I'm changing it up a bit! Now knowing you, if I take myself out of the selection, you'll choose the two that haven't had a chance to be next to you right?"
"That sounds right." I admitted.
>Pinkie kept going "Yes it does. That means it's Twilight and Fluttershy, who you teased initially."
"I'm not sure I'd say it that way." I protested.
>Pinkie smiled and said "Hush dear. I'm having some fun with this so it's going to go a bit different. Twilight has chosen the theme of 'small frame', and when she's in front of you, she faces you and climbs up on you! Fluttershy has chosen the theme of 'beast master' and when she's behind you she grabs your 'beast' and tries to get into the nearest willing hole."
>Senpai and Fluttershy had BIG smiles!
>Pinkie then urged us to get in line and she would bring up the rear.
>As senpai climbed into position she recalled "Remember kohai, no wasted cum. If you're about to blow, let us know. Okay Fluttershy, I'm in position."
>Fluttershy then reached INTO my shorts with BOTH hands and grabbed my hard cock. Then she pulled it straight up until senpai's covered crotch rested against the head. In my ear Fluttershy said "Her hole is your goal." with an obvious smile and a giggle.
>As we started moving, senpai's shorts were soon SOAKED and HOT against my member! Her groans and moans were constant as she kissed me endlessly.
>Fluttershy kept moving my cock against senpai's clit which was driving her wild. All the while telling me how much she wanted to fuck me too.
>And all the while the line moved at a crawl.
>By the time we were out of the hallway we were ALL panting for breath.
>Pinkie came up to us and instructed "Nonny you can put Twilight down now but please help keep her steady on her feet. And when you guys have caught your breath I have some scripts for you to read aloud please."
>I brought senpai over to a wall where she could lean to help support herself. Fluttershy and I also decided leaning was an excellent idea. Eventually I took a look at the simple scripts Pinkie had given us.
"Oh no." I said reflexively.
>In unison the girls said "Oh YES!"
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Hello everyone! It's Tuesday and How to be Dense has updated!
And what an update it is! At the risk of tooting my own horn, I really enjoyed this one.
In my original vision Rainbow was going to go last, then I figured out what I wanted for Pinkie.
So as a behind-the-scenes reveal, Pinkie actually asked to go last!
And Pinkie's motives remain a mystery yet!
The hallway trap was originally envisioned for earlier in the story, but didn't feel right when I got to it.
Since Pinkie was always going to be the one to spring it, I moved it here.
NEXT WEEK
Sex and BONUS sex!
Pinkie's kinks revealed!
Also the next entry brings Act 2 to a close!
(But the story goes on in Act 3!)
In How to be Dense!
https://ponepaste.org/11423
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Babysitter sex:
https://aws-mp4.rule34.xxx//images/587/9c0459379e0807db905d93202d09db0 a.mp4?17549158
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I want to be babysat by women who want to drain me!
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Here's the instrumental version of the song “Feels Good to Be an EQGchad”
https://u.pone.rs/yrlagycx.mp3
It's not perfect, but it's the best I could do using devoice dot io, and considering the original is an AI song
I hope this is helpful to anyone who might be interested
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Preferably a nude group hug
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Please do not associate this thread with the other threads you just did that in.
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They mean it for her. Weight transfer magic is wacky like that.
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>Do I have to join his fuckin dicksword or something?
Yeah, I don't think there's any other way.
The guy has trouble with payment sites because he can't receive money into an account in his name.
I guess you can work that out with him when you dm him, maybe sending the money into a friend's account or something.
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fuuuuuuuck. i will try to do what must be done, then. to make it easier for him, could i also get the original song with the vocals, as well as the lyrics if they've been written out somewhere? i never actually saved the song myself.
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of course!
song:
https://u.pone.rs/laMAnlEf.mp3
lyrics:
https://u.pone.rs/toyefflh.txt
from: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41161504/#41165950
You're doing Celestia's work!
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On that note, he tells me intends to release it alongside episode seven of his Brony at CHS series. According to the description of the trailer, that's going to be August 8th. A bit of a wait, but an artist must work at his own pace.
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You're our hero...
Waiting two months will be painful, but it will definitely be worth it!
>>43286656
Well, this is interesting, what height do you usually give Celestia with this body type?
Because you can normally hug her around the waist and bury your face in her breasts if you imagine her big or you small, even though you assumed she's the same height as you and that her breasts are at your chest level.
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...The last good-ish season wasn't even 10 years ago yet. Are you baiting or retarded?
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>It's one of *those* retards
I'll stop replying now only because I can't handle smelling you through the screen.
Have a wonderful day, sir.
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