That's tough since the whole appeal of living in Equestria for me is getting to be around ponies I already know and care about. I guess for pure quality of life Manehattan might be the move but I get the feeling I'd end up being a recluse there, so maybe something like the Crystal Empire would be a better fit.

>>43278783
>tfw I don't get to choose my new home and get assigned to Gelding Grotto

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>>43278788
To be fair, you only get sent there if you're acting up real badly.

>>43278788
To be fair, you only get sent here because the penis gnomes ripped your dick off.

>>43278783
Trottingham

>>43278783
Fillydelphia so I can seduce, fuck, love, and have a family with the Mane-iac!

>>43278783
Easy. Rainbow Falls.

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>>43278783
Appleloosa, its a great, idyllic American West enviorment with a lot of really nice ponies, and Braeburn. He seems like fun to hang out with.

>>43278783
I'd just find a nice little hamlet somewhere.

>>43278783
Why would I want to live in a settlement with a bunch of stupid animals?

>>43279230
I agree, why would you live with human normalfags?

>>43278783
Manehattan has very plapable mares such as Suri, Coco, Aunt Orange, the lanky mare Rarity hires, and that fugly braces chick.

>>43279173
Just take Fluttershys cottage, its far out and near the Everfree, doubt anyone will check up on her or notice for a while.

>>43278783
Our Town.

>>43279280
>Plaid
>ugly
Fuck you.

>>43279305
Let me clarify, she's hot ugly. Would smash.

>>43278792
>Ponies have such hair-trigger tempers that they would mutilate someone for being silly

>>43279286
"Take?" I'm sure I don't know what you mean anon, surely you can't be implying that you would steal Fluttershy's home from her? Thats both illegal and immoral.

>>43279505
Fluttershy would also rape him to death, so there's that.

>>43279171
I feel i missed out by not being able to enjoy the old west before pussies and government ruined everything

>>43279411
They actually have such high-quality medical care that a nutshot has essentially zero risk of permanent damage, but anon doesn't know that.

>>43278783
Maritime bay, I'd love to be a sailor and sail up and down equestrias shores

>>43278783
Official canon very thin for this kind of questions. If not fanon, we have only 5-7 settlements.

>>43278783
Is that what Manehatten used to look like? I like.the retro aesthitic more

>>43279611
>retro
Old bad, new good. OKAY?!

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>>43279529
>we have only 5-7 settlements
Lol no, there are a lot more than 7 in the show alone:
>Canterlot
>Ponyville
>Appleloosa
>Manehattan
>The Crystal Empire
>Our Town
>Cloudsdale
Uhhhh.. and then also... uhh... then you also got... you know...

>>43279519
We all did, honestly. It wasn't for everyone, but if you are the kind of man who's comfortable with living cheaply and lightly, never staying too long in one place, and struggling some days just to survive, it was heaven.
It was dangerous, terrible, and downright evil sometimes, but it was the last place on Earth for a while where people really knew what it was to be free.

>>43279630
Las Pegasus, Dodge Junction, Fillydelphia, Baltimare, Vanhoover, Trottingham... there's gotta be a few more.

>>43279649
Stalliongrad, Germaneigh, Bitaly, Shanghai, Stable 2...

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>>43279655
I don't remember those being mentioned in the show...

>>43279171
Imagine getting to plap Braeburn. Literally nowhere else but Appleloosa is perfect.

>>43279662
He's not gay, he's just enthusiastic.

>>43279664
>He's not gay
Yet.

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I'd choose Appleloosa. So that I can buy Braeburn's sexy cousin's hoof in marriage for a couple acres of land.

>>43278783
>Hooffields and McColts' valley, whatever its name was
Violent inbred freaks make good company. Or they sacrifice you to pagan gods during the next harvest festival. It's one of the other, no inbetweens.
>that town from a special where everything turned monochrome, whatever its name was
The place is average but Torque Wrench is unbelievably hot.
>the shady criminal town from Fizzlepop's movie, whatever its name was
I would steal unicorn horns from traders, sneakily break into the houses of ponies these horns were taken from and glue their shit back on in their sleep. Like Robin Hood, but with a can of enhanced super-healy nerve growing bone glue. There's this one suicidally depressed crack whore on the outskirts of the town who sold her own horn three times over, wanna bet who's gonna outstubborn whom?
>horse dwemer ruins that I just made up
Imagine a mute automaton pony quickly switching between her spherical and erect configurations back and forth because she's excited to see you.
Or I may spend my entire life on the road. Trixie proves it viable.

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>>43279684
AWOOOOOGA SEX WITH APPLEJACK UNF UNF UNF HOW ABOUT DEM APPLES HUH PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!

>>43279662
If he was a human he would look like the country femboy character Dross made a few years ago. He also has a very boyish, cute voice.
I'm a marekisser but I could fool around with Braeburn after a few ciders for sure...

>>43278783
Manehattan sounds like a nice place for a one-of-the-kind hooman like be since it being an obvious allusion to NYC implies good number of migrants
might be easy to, say, buy meat from griffons

>>43279930
>like be
to be in*

>>43278783
Can't I just go to a nearest settlement closest to Ponyville and then use my pony pegasus wings to fly there and talk to some cute mares? Or is it that you cannot live in a house in ponyville/canterlot thing?

>>43279930
I'd want to be somewhere remote because I wouldn't want to be a curiosity to be gawked at. I'd prefer to be the half-mythologized being that lives out in the countryside and is talked about in town as a curiosity who is only really known by locals. Kinda like Zekora is in Everfree.

>>43278783
Cloudsdale

>>43280459
Who are you going to make enchant you so you don't fall thru the clouds, anon? I don't think Twiggie would do it just so you can go up and hit on Fluttershy's mom.

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The rock farm.
I would like to live the rad-trad puritan calvinist life with the pinkie family

>>43278783
manehatten.
i would be a underground clopper i mean rapper
anypony else who said manehatten, what are you doing in Equestria's version of the big apple?

>>43279513
To death you say?

>>43279630
>Cloudsdale

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>>43278783
Sires Hollow. Quite but growing. Nice place. Plus I can plow Sunburst’s mom.

>>43280462
Don't worry, I'll be a pegasus when I get to Equestria so I can easily walk on clouds.

>>43280616
>anypony else who said manehatten, what are you doing in Equestria's version of the big apple?
try to speedrun industrialization of the world just to get working 'puters working before I pass away

>offer to work at the McColt's for a place to stay
>get to plap the country bumpkin mares
It's a simple life.

>>43281191
so you would be microslop? or apple?

>>43281314
Neither of them
hell, even Unix is off the table. Fuck /usr/

>>43278783
Definitely Manehattan. I love big cities. I'd prefer to live there to Ponyville, and I might even prefer to live there to Canterlot, although I'd probably choose Canterlot.

>>43280768
based

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>>43281706
>I share a board with city slickers

>>43278783
The crystal empire I could be shining and can dance weird alien pet

>>43278783
>go to manehatten
>marry coco
not my first choice but we don’t know where the rock farm is located

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>>43282410

>>43282556
>Stuck between two deserts
Grim.

>>43282556
Wait is it Apple Loosa?? I thought it was all 1 word

>>43282556
>>43282561
anything for limey…

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>>43282042
>Doesn’t like city folk
>Uses image of Rarity
The irony is palpable

>>43280768
Based

>>43282781
Hey, Rarity's hot. You can't blame him!

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>>43282592
It's one word everywhere else. That space is so small that they probably weren't sure which way to spell it at the time, or it was a mistake.
>>43282781
She's a small town girl in denial. She gets caught up in romantic ideals and fancy parties, but if she had to live in a city like AJ did, she'd miss her close knit community and the beauty in the countryside.

>>43282781
>Retarded post
>IMG_
Many such cases

Haywaii
>"It doesn't exis-"
Yes it does

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>>43278783
The location doesn't matter too much, so long as I'm with my wife. Although I'd probably settle down somewhere not too busy, like Starlight's hometown.

>>43283529
>Moving to Our Town
She's going to brand your ass with the equality symbol and she's going to do it twice so it's symmetrical

>>43283558
>Starlight's hometown.
>hometown.
She wasn't born there, Anon

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>>43282781
>Rarity
>palpable
>It's almost plap
Sorry I heard those two words together and now have uber mental retardation from the blood leaving my brain.

>>43283729
plap plap plap

Hahaha idk but I'd still be human in Equestria.

>>43284456
This but as a pony instead.

>>43284456
True

>>43284466
Same

>>43285851
Crystal.png

>>43279171
this, appleloosa I go!

>>43279074
not canon

>>43278783
None of them.

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>>43285866
Has the big tiddy pony blog lore overshadowed the one time it was mentioned as Pipsqeak's previous home in Luna Eclipsed, or are you being cheeky?

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I would choose somewhere around here because I would like to live near the sea.

>>43285851
the crystal empire would be too cold for me

>>43279630
Sweetie Belle lost her train of thought after Cloudsdale because she immediately started thinking about getting plapped by a group of horny pegasus stallions.

>>43287223
>pegasus
>overwhelming a unicorn
Come on now

>>43286251
baltimare seems nice

+1 with no contribution

Is there somewhere you'd want to visit, but not live?

>>43286251
Sea ponies? Selkies perhaps?

>>43288434

>>43288434
>>43288952
Woo yeah staying human.

>>43289227
This but as a pony.

>>43289241
>not wanting cyoot amres to enjoy his salty skin

>>43289244
No way, fag. I'm flying with cute mares all around equestria.

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>>43289241
>staying pony as a human

>>43289254
>Not wanting to please them with your salty skin while at it
The real fag here

>>43289258
I wanna be a salt lick for mares desu

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>>43289258
For the Appleloosan livers in this thread, is this where you're destined to work?
>>43289790
Salt lick sounds like a slur against humans. Salt licker sounds like a slur against ponies that love humans.

>>43289957
>Appleloosan
They just want to live in an old west town, don't know why. I mean tombstone STILL exists and is pretty small, not to mention all those small mining towns in NV

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>>43278783
Crystal Empire

>>43290607
You know what they say about those crystal mares right?

>>43291171
I can take 'em

>>43291171
If she has a horn, a new queen has been born.
If she has a wing, become their new plaything.

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