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I'm too lazy to find the edit of the classic /v/ troll comic where it's two people saying 'Haha the other guy must be so mad right now! I'm gonna keep trolling him!' but that's this thread at this point.

Life is cruel to not have ponies to pet and cherish. I pray if there is a consciousness after this one, that it be one of my choosing. Life in Equestria would heal my heart and soul.

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>>43281110

>>43283129
You're going to Barbiequestria that has no portal to Equestria.

>>43283129
You're going to Equestria that has no portal to Barbiequestria.

*cough*

>>43283129
You're going to go to Equestria and it has a portal to EQG but you obviously don't need to go through it since you'll be petting cute ponies.

>>43283764
The petting portal is a little different than the tf portal. Make sure you don't go in the wrong one.

>>43283185
In soviet equestria, pony pets you

>>43284005
It's okay, I'll ask the pony guarding one portal which portal the other guard would say is the TF portal and then whichever portal they point to is the one I go into so I can pet cute ponies.

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Just fucking kill me already

>>43281146
>Applejack sneaks into the barn
>At first she was very suspicious of the large hairless monkey
>However anon proved to be useful and the hands near indispensable in certain situations
>On the outside she made it clear she didn't trust him one bit and wouldn't hesitate to throw him into tardaris if needed
>However those hands served a purpose she never dare admit
>Anon pats their lap as she looks around blushing in shame
>Applejack's hooves softly trot over to get her pets
>As anons fingers run through Applejack's mane and masterfully scratches all the right spots behind her ears, she melts in anons arms
"Who's a good little pony"
>Anon asks pressing his luck
"Don't you patronize me, I'll have you"
>Applejack's anger melts away as those deft fingers scratch under her chin
"Alright anon, you win, im a good little pony"
>Applejack admits feeling his arms lovingly squeeze her tight

>>43284023
The petting portal is the one I need

>>43281110

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>>43284620

>>43284633
I wish my hand was on Dashie's butt...

>>43284637
This but my hoof.

>>43285270
>he doesn't want Dashie to enjoy his salty skin

>>43286415
Me on the right

>>43285272
No way, fag.

The frigger isn't killing this thread

>>43281125

>>43288362
Every princess deserves a consort.

>>43281110

>>43281110
Nah, I'm going to Equestria as a pony and I'll be cuddling all of the mares.

>>43283185
I love snuggling giant ponies, this size is good, any more pics of big snuggly pones?

There is nothing better than cuddling ponies

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>>43289454
True

>>43289827
Would you rather be big spoon or little spoon?

>>43289872
Both are ultra comfy but I would prefer being the big spoon.

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I wish I was dead

>>43290244
I'm glad you're still alive and I hope you will be too someday.

>>43290244
>he lets vines take over his house

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>>43290244
Yeah. I wish I could go home too.

But someday, I suppose, you'll be glad you survived as long as you did.

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>"WAAAAAA I WANNA DIIIEE WHY AM I STILL ALIVE BOOOHOOO WAAAA--"
Lmao! Just hug the pony you stupid faggot!

>>43290244
Be honest guys... Do you think there's any chance that Equestria could be an option on the other side?

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>>43290277
There are impractically infinite opportunities for what happens on the other side.

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>>43290245
You think you believe that, but you don't.
>>43290261
>you'll be glad you survived as long as you did.
Lmao
>>43290277
Who knows. If it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, it doesn't.

>>43290309
>You think you believe that, but you don't.
If believing that brings you comfort then hey, go for it.

>>43290302
I just wanna go there. This world is so awful and cruel and filled with failure and horror. I want to live in a world where there's always a happy ending and everyone is happy to see you.

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