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>>43286698
I just jerked off to each of the m6 in my edge session.
>Rarity
I'm lying on her bed in my underwear. She's sniffing my crotch and doing expands. Naturally she gives me a blow job.
>Twilight
We are cuddling on her bed. I'm the big spoon. I pop a boner so obviously I fuck her pussy.
>AJ
I fuck her doggy style in the barn.
>Fluttershy
She gives me a bath and then has me sit down on her lounge, we she sucks my dick.
>Pinkie
She brings me into her room (I say hello to Mr. and Mr. Cake first) and throws me on the bed. After ripping my pants off she bounces on my dick reverse cowgirl.
>Rarity
Back in the scenario where she was sucking my dick. She presents her rump and bats her eyelashes. I feel the outline of her ponut with my finger. She says any hole is fine. I plap her ponut.
>Twilight
She cummed a lot but now it's time to fuck her ass. Which I do as the big spoon. She grunts a lot.
>AJ
Still in the barn, I now fuck her doggy style in the butt.
>Fluttershy
She sucked my dick but she wants some fuck. I spread her pussy on the lounge
>Pinkie
She got big cummies from riding me but now she wants her reward. My special cream. She sucked my dick so hard and fast that I had no way out except to shoot my giant load in her mouth. We cuddled afterwards.
That's my story. It's really nice to use imagination when clopping. I usually rely on porn.
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>>43286747
I didn't in my edge session, somehow I forgot to mention my time with Dash. I also left out a scene where I fucked Fluttershy's ass.
Anyway, this was somewhere in the middle of all that other stuff
>Dash
We are chilling on her couch. She scooches over and our legs are touching. She says it's normal for friends to cuddle so I wrap my arm around her. She blushes but leans in for a kiss. We make out for a little while and then she sits on my lap and straddles me. We make out more and my penis is erect in my pants. She's grinding against my cock now and moaning in my mouth. Somehow my pants come off and penis goes in vagina. After riding me for a while she quakes and has a massive orgasm. I almost came at this part of the edging so I had to stop entirely for like a minute before I went to the next mare
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>>43286859
I was awake the entire time, playing these fantasies in my head. The whole ordeal was about an hour. You only wish you had the mental capability to do something similar. Instead you dream of 5 inch cocks at normalfag fair
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Perhaps it pays to have an open mind. After all, just because you love somepony with all your heart doesn't mean she'll feel the same way. It may turn out you're not as compatible as you thought once you're in Equestria and it'd be a real shame to have that cause you to swear off romance entirely.
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>>43286721
Twilight Sparkle
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Before actually watching the show, my favorite was Rainbow Dash by a wide margin, but after watching it, I find myself really attracted to Twilight as well.
I want to believe that the mane 6 would all be happy to share a lover, being such close friends, but if I had to pick one it would be very hard. Probably would still be rainbow but barely
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>>43286698
don't be greedy anon, you're not the only horsefucker in the world
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>>43286702
Comfy snuggling by the fire with your waifu
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>>43289309
Sounds like every furry convention 2bh, well minus the straight part about women!
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>>43289303
>Simp for women
Completely given up on women at this point, if its not a drawing I don't feel anything towards it
>Consoom product
I WOULD like some merch, but the entry fee and hotel alone is so much money it would make me feel bad to buy anything more
>Gossip about ecelebs
All the brony e-celebs I may have ever cared about left the fandom a long time ago or are too unknown.
>Wear a fursuit
Definitely don't have the money for that, also ew.
>That's about it really.
I guess I'll save my money then. #latetotheparty :( wish I'd been into MLP when Bronycon was still around.
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>>43286698
Herdfags run the fandom anyway.
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>>43289301
>what even is there to do there
The normalfag desire to be around other people.
The normalfag desire to feel like you belong to a group of people.
The normalfag hope of maybe meeting a chick with your shared hobbies.
The normalfag greed of wanting to own more trinkets and baubles.
The normalfag escapism of doing drugs in a room with other people.
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>>43289301
Draw with artists, play video or tabletop games, dance at a concert, hand out cheap retarded stickers you made, or make your own panel with Blackjack and hookers. Panels are anything from plushie making 101 to shouting about hot milf mares. Volunteer for staff if you're broke, they do shared room discounts. You're in Orlando: go to a theme park or drive to the beach. Going without friends is a gamble I don't recommend. Go to the MF thread if you're serious instead of asking in salty bait threads.
>wish I'd been into MLP when Bronycon was still around.
I was. Why anyone romanticizes the love-and-tolerators that god forbidded over actual celebrities is beyond me. Things are still gay, but a little less gay now.
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>>43289784
Pushing past the walls of plushies isn't as bad as the other room party, but the money was worth it.
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Trukes
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>>43289440
>bait thread
implying you only have had sexual or romantic thoughts for one pony ever, along with the rest of the board. I'll hold my breath.
The anons having real life wedding ceremonies with their plushie are the minority. And even then, what was their previous romance before marrying their waifu? Many anons have switched waifus or were just unsure, but may be committed now, even if that wasn't always the case. So looking down on other anons that aren't super locked in yet is immature.
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>>43290071
>implying waifufags aren't just larping
Every single one would drop their waifu for a 3dpd in a heartbeat. Waifufagging is just performative cope.
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>>43290071
Friendly fire, dude. I'm a herder but I'd still consider a thread calling waifu dogma illogical a mild bait.
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>>43290117
Not me, I've accepted that I'm never going to find love and that drawings and my imagination are all I'll ever have. Women are too cruel, too emotionally unstable, and too empowered with degeneracy in this day and age. I know that sounds chuddy, and maybe it is, but I don't trust anyone anymore, least of all women romantically.
Even if she's perfect, who's to say she won't change her mind about loving me in 5 years and then emotionally destroy me?
I can't go through that again without going postal, so...
I'm done.
If there is a life of love in my future, it is a life beyond this one.
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>Another failed normalfag
That's most anons here. I know there are a few zoomies who claim their first boner was to a pony on FiM. But oldfags had already hit puberty 10+ years before the show aired.
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>>43286743
>>relying on his heart’s desire
>This zigga gon get got by Chrysalis baka my head
Anon, nopony actually thinks a changeling will replace their loved one. That's very rare. Everypony knows that. And if you know somepony well, they will be hard to replace.
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>>43286715
this, I thought it was Rarity but realized she'd be too stuck up or neurotic at times, so Luna it is for me.
I love my moonwife!
I also just headcanon that Rarity, Sweetie Belle, and Luna could be together as a retarded family of sorts, and I'd be in it too. It fits since all of them are unicorns, and have very similar eye coloration (Rarity is blue, Sweebs is green, Luna is turquoise).
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>>43291194
Wow! I love my moonwife too, anon!
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>>43291194
>"Rarity, why do we have to live with Anon so suddenly? Why can't we just stay at the boutique anymore?"
>"I already told you that Anon was my boyfriend so many times. And he is going to marry me I know it!"
>"But you have only known him for a week. Isn't that a bit too much- and.. I thought Anon was already a couple with Luna?"
>"You see, when somepony has so much love in his heart to share, it is sometimes hard for him to contain his love for only a single pony. So me and Anon.."
>"What?? Does Luna even know about that?"
>"Well haha... Let's just say that she knows, yes."
>"I just don't understand. I have never seen you and Anon do things that.. you know.. ponies who love each other do. Like holding hooves or kissing.."
>"Oh-no-no-no-no, we don't do that. Only Luna has the right to caress Anon like that. But things will change, yes."
>"But why are you doing this then, sister?"
>"Because I NEED Anon! He is the perfect gentleman- No! The SUPREME gentleman! The man that I have always dreamed of! Ha, and speaking of dreams. That is exactly how Luna first found out about my feelings towards Anon actually!"
>"And then what?"
>"Well, then she was kind enough to offer me a position as her personal royal assistant. Lady of the bedchamber you call it. And in return she lets me... see him. And watch him. My dear Anon. Oh.. he is such a good kisser... from what I could observe you know."
>"I don't think this is a good idea, Rarity..."
>"Oh, darling, hahaha. This is between us, but Anon hasn't actually proposed to Luna yet. And while I play her little game, I am going to wrap Anon around my exquisitely manicured hoof and she isn't even going to notice that he is falling for ME instead of her! And THEN! He is going to propose to ME and he will be all mine!"
>"Also darling, are you okay? You have been carrying my chair for a while now."
>"Why only bring a chair anyways?"
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>>43286698
I love my wife.
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