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now that the dust has settled, what are your honest opinions on reggaeton?
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Nothing of substance. It’s designed to make people of the opposite sex dance suggestively next to each other. It boosts birth rates. White people music has artistic merit, but it doesn’t make people want to have sex. That’s another small reason in a long list of reasons why white people are going extinct.
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>>129997061
Anitta is horrible now
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>>129997061
are they pooing into each others butts?
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The epitome of not music
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>>129997644
wrong
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>>129998106
Yeah, funk carioca might be one notch below. Either way, not music
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>>129997061
Let’s get to bashing butts as well as deez nuts
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>>129997061
whites can't have an opinion on it cause it's music not for whites
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honest to god some of the worst music ever invented
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>>129997061
Great music to enhance the mating ritual
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>>129997061
normoid core
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>>129997061
died like 20 years ago
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>>129997061
are these women??
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Asses to asses
Flunky to flunky
We know Major Tom’s a junkie
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Shallow genre with no depth or expression, even Reggae dares to be homophobic.
Reggaeton is the equivalent of Teens Bop if teens were fanning their anuses to talmudic overlords
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>>129998539
not music: funk carioca > trap/rkt > reggaeton > rap > og punk
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it's fun
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Amigos, por favor, help a gringo out.
I wrote like half a year ago that there's this Latinx song stuck in my head that I can't find and I don't know where I would have heard it. I did find something like it soon after, but there's never a thread so I couldn't post. It's merengue, not reggeaton, it's called Abuse a Dora.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUD2qCazRY4
But feels like it's still not it but similar. Is there a modern popular remix of it or something? Is merengue also like reggeaton that every song sounds the same? And where did I hear it? I was at this exhibition called Listen where they had music around the world, and there was spic music, but I couldn't find if this would have been there.
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>>130000027
so fucking close
'77 punk is awesome
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>>129997061
I've never listened to it and I really don't feel like I'm missing anything
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>>129997061
DAME MAS GASOLIIIIIINAAAA
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>>130000829
Perhaps it was Yo no onions abusadora https://youtu.be/W-MqMVmcl_I?si=KuG-T2jz5DDkVjVk which was featured in a movie. And yeah if you're not used to listening to merengue a lot of songs follow the same rhythm and melodies which can be repetitive.
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Not my cup of tea. Feels formulaic and boring kind of like western pop but latino. I do like some Arca songs and more recently I think Sayuri & sopholov sound interesting. Other than that I think it's music to have in the background while partying and nothing else
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>>129997061
some south african white guy keep playing stuff from there but to me it sounds just like reggaton... i wonder if there is some sort of parallel thinking that happened or its just south african musicians doing reggaton. anyone have a thought about this
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>>130003417
man i dont think south africa had any influence on the creation of reggaton...
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Good to get people horny
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>>129997061
I feel like I got genital AIDS just by watching this shit, thanks OP
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stripper music
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>>129997061
Ghetto zogslop meant to wipe out the last traces of white spirit from hispanics
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>>129997061
It fucking sucks and they should call it something else than REGGAEton because it doesn't sound like reggae at all.
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>>129997061
shit compared to dancehall
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TGmQJpWYVZI&list=RDTGmQJpWYVZI&start_radio=1&pp=ygUITmluamFtYW6gBwE%3D
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>>129997241
are you racist or trying to be racist?
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pretty racist thread
ya'll bunch a fukwits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7QOxhk1Y4Q
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>>129997061
not hearing people in their cars blasting that stupid shit with the annoying-ass drum beat is one of the many reasons I'm glad I moved out of the city
Anyone who likes that trash isn't human
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best reggaeton https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yayL2jB2Jgo&list=RDyayL2jB2Jgo
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I want to see Karol's G
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>>130003216
Thanks, sorry I wasn't clear. I'm not looking for a song called Abusadora, I just found it and it sounds kind of what I'm looking for. The song in my head has basically the same rhythm and melody, but I remember it more with a deep voiced guy singing, and maybe another guy or maybe the same with a higher voice in some sections, and sounding more like a current song, but maybe I'm just imagining it all.

Also for thread: I listened to hundreds of reggeaton songs looking for my song, it's crazy, they all sound the same, and there are tons of musicians that each have dozens of songs with over 1 BILLION views on YouTube. And they all sound the same.
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>>129997241
>White people music has artistic merit, but it doesn’t make people want to have sex.
how has humanity ever survived for millenia without music that was literally a baboon's ass shaking in audio form
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>>130007186
yup
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>>129997320
it's their culture and it's beautiful, chud
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> your honest opinions on reggaeton?

Mainstream pop reggaeton might be dull, but when it's some wonky breakbeat techno idm reggaeton it's fire. The same goes for dancehall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHTAsFMXYnc&list=OLAK5uy_kjtigq2Et7HxkvEQcQZ9EZLrWPtozRXDA&index=3

Although the above is more of a parody. Here's a more sincere take on advanced cool reggaeton/dancehall:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oyT7JWz_zw
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>>129997241
>are you racist or trying to be racist?
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>>130010396
it's shit
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>>129997061

sucks that it's killed every other popular Spanish language genre
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>>129997061
white boy summer
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>>129997241
TRVKE
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>>130010396
that's the worst shit i've heard in a while. thanks, anon.
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>>129997061
unironically glowie invention to fuck up LATAM even more
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>>129997061
I wanna kiss her black pussy
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>>130013819
you really don't

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