>>1514627
Lifelong Democrat here. After seeing the Trump phone in it's golden glory, I've realized I suck and will be voting Republican now.
I'll be buying glorious Trump phones for my entire family (which includes me and my 2 beautiful cats).
Seriously no device has moved me so much that I felt the desire to deport all the Mexicans, return to my natural non-neon hair color, lower taxes, save unborn babies from being killed, and own the FUCKING libs.
Awe inspiring.

>>1514627
Wait, am I supposed to be seething about the dumb meme phone? I don’t understand.

Conservatism is a genuine mental disorder and belongs in the DSM.

he's making threads again

>>1514627
OPie is a neo-liggeral.
It likes pro-capitalist and free trade markets.

I am a member of the CCP party and a conservative.

I believe in conservative values and family values and traditional values

>>1514627

>According to the website, there's no "guarantee of release, delivery or timing."

>"A deposit is not a purchase, does not constitute acceptance of an order, does not create a contract for sale, does not transfer ownership or title interest, does not allocate or reserve specific inventory, and does not guarantee that a device will be produced or made available for purchase,"

Just MAGA dipshits getting conned again. Nothing to see here.

>no phones
>no mass deportations
>no wall
>no hormussy

The Man who Conned His Way into the White House

Lel sorry you didn’t get your Trump phone there’s always next campaign season where you get a change to buy a Vance phone

>>1514660
Only if I get the chubby Vance with the long hair phone case included.
I love that guy.

>>1514627
Have you paid for one, OP?

>>1514669
No. Then again, I bet the pool for pre-orders is limited.
That's why it was so weird liggerals put this on blast as part of their voter suppression campaign.

>>1514673
>no
>the 'claim' that those who aren't MAGAtards will buy into a scam
Nice fanfic.

>>1514684
You faggots firebomb Teslas and shit.
90% of sales will probably be to liggerals looking to yell at support to make them quit their jobs.

How many liberals refuse to buy a Trump phone, thus the OP seethes and liberals laugh at the Republican retard lolcow.

>>1514690
>Liberals
>You people
Please stop trying to present yourself as liberals.
There's not a damned liberal thing about you liggerals.

>MAGAts that aren't people bought Cybertrucks 'to own the libs'
Not beating the seething at liberals refusing to buy into a scam allegations
>90% of sales will probably be to liggerals
Nice fanfic

>>1514654
>I am a member of the CCP party and a conservative
>I believe in conservative values and family values and traditional values
>a certain games company in Shanghai does nothing about MxM character fanart, and shipping of male characters in it's official forum
Xi must like miHoYo's creations then.

Did anyone ever figure out what mental illness OP has?

>Please stop trying to present yourself as liberals
When you stop existing in 4chan.
Quid Pro Quo.

>>1514696
Liggeral fatigue is my guess.

>>1514696
>Did anyone ever figure out what mental illness OP has?
The obsessional need to spam like a forced meme a made up word is everyone's conclusion.

>"isn't just powerful; it’s shaped by American innovation. With American teams helping guide design and quality, we focus on delivering a device built with care and precision."
Lol how can anyone read this and not laugh?
So it's not made in America. Not even designed in America. They can't even say they "guided" the design. They have to say they "helped guide". What a fucking fall from grace. Can they not find a single American engineer to help them with this?

>stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen

At this point they know it’s retarded and they just say it to get responses

>>1514703
Too bad Bill Clinton made production in the US too expensive.

Too bad Trump made production in the US infinitely more expensive

>>1514707
>N-no U
Pathetic.

>>1514627
>>1514654
>>1514673
>>1514691
>>1514700
Just so desperate to openly call people. Niggers. Just so desperate to use that word or a word that sounds close. So so in need to call a black guy that to their face but can’t because you’re a pathetic bitch. Keep trying to make that made up rhyming word happen by spamming it across your little hate site. It means nothing to anyone but your little bigot head cannon. It’s like watching a toddler say “ship” and then giggle and giggle because it almost sounds like a bad word teehee

>>1514648
Most Democrat supporters were in the DSM before Jews removed the diagnosis

do the trump phones come preloaded with epstein and alan dershowitz’s numbers on speed dial?

>>1514717
They can't use the naughty no-no word while on the clock, you understand.

>>1514724
You lost in 1945 and will lose again, fashcuck.

>>1514750
Hillary Clinton lost
Kamala Harris lost
You will lose again. History isn't on your side

>Pathetic
Yes, that's how Trump's administration can be described, >>1514715

>>1514757
Why do you think I care about those hags
They all shill for Israel and so does Zion Don
Fuck all of them. Keep on voting for more money for Israel paypiggy

>>1514717
Nah, ligger is a word. It has nothing to do with the n-word. Look it up you seething liggeral trashbag.

>>1514896
You went from believing that Trump was secretly controlled by the Russians to believing he is secretly controlled by the Jews?
What's next?

>>1514896
There are ONLY two sides to American politics, you're either leftist or Trump. How DARE you want to try for ANY OTHER PARTY you antisemitic fucker.

There's one projecting lolcow in /news/ that's seething, and it's not >>1514717 or anyone else who needs to use a made up word that ends in '-al' that the lolcow needs to spam in /news/ like a forced meme.

>those who aren't Trump cultists have never given a single cent to the Trump cultists' conman-in-chief because those who aren't Trump cultists are too intelligent to be scammed
>How Many Will Liggerals Buy
Source?
>trust me, bro
>OP complains about >>1514589