imagine driving a sable through so many decades of misery until it eventually loops back to cool

I know of one Sableanon on this board

>>28976528
Never thought these headlights weren't cool, I was just confused how they seemingly only existed on uncool grandpa cars.

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full light bar old shitboxes are cool

>1 led goes out
>entire lightbar broken
>entire $900 assembly must be replaced
nothin personal grandpa

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>>28976977
>nothin personal grandpa

theres less than $30 worth of lightbulbs in these, dumbass

>>28976995
I assume he’s talking about the new light bars.

>>28976977
Why are Americans such shit engineers?

>>28977002
Shit? it was made exactly how it was designed

>>28976947
>I was just confused how they seemingly only existed on uncool grandpa cars.
yeah, wtf was that about?

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>>28976528
If I won the lottery I would immediately purchase any Sable AIV I could find

>>28976952
They always looked absolutely kino in old movies

>>28977029
based sable enjoyer

>>28976977
Dummy, the light bar is just a bunch of 194 bulbs. Like the rear light bar on 90s buicks or what third brake lights used to use.

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>Simply replace a bulb!

>>28977068
Hey dipshit I'm clearly talking about a car made in the last 20 years not ur stinking $500 pile of shit

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>>28976995
>>28977074
These two cars are not comparable. The sable has a thick bar of non-LED lights with a gemstone-like design to it. The whatsitsface electric twangermobile hyundai is just a thin white strip that makes it look like pic related. Also, pigfat blobover so it loses every competition no matter what.

>>28977248
That may be true, but the OP made the thread about how modern cars are getting them so we talked about that.

>>28977087
They are made in the last 20 years you stupid fuck

>>28976528
that looks way better since at least the lightbar can actually be used as headlights