You dont.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpL-nBFGm-g&list=RDYpL-nBFGm-g&start_radio=1

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Don't sleep in gnome territory, they'll take more than your boots next time
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>>2863886
Leave food out for them, they are always watching a words get around fast and you will build a reputation quickly.

>>2863886
if you've pissed off the gnomes, you've already fucked up enough
best thing you can do is leave

If you don't treat Gnomes with respect, why should they treat you with respect?

>>2863886
summon their natural enemy, the leprechaun. just do it safely.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RatCnHwTXuE&pp=0gcJCcUKAYcqIYzv

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>>2863886
gnomes are the least of my problems, treechad keeps stealing my gf whenever we go /out/

>>2863953
anything under 2ft is the same to me

>>2863936
This. And stuff meat in your jacket for them to pilfer. They have to feel like they stole from you.

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Funny how indigenous Europeans have similar myths about tiny people, who dress in specific and unique ways, are fond of sweets, have intricate gift giving and protection rituals, are known for mischief, and typically have funny hats, do some sort of cobbler or farm work, and exist across disparate cultures separated by hundreds of miles, language barriers and time. My favorite small person is the tooth fairy. Just about every other custom and creature of European mythology has been co-opted or eliminated by mother church. But not the tooth fairy.

>>2863886
your love of the basketballer's rock has clearly eroded your mind.

>>2863955
You better watch your back

Pixies or Gnomes. Which is more chill?

>>2864228
Gnomes without a doubt

>>2864228
>>2864559
yeah, in the historic lore Pixies and small winged fay are generally sociopathic and have no problem causing mayhem out of boredom, Gnomes have civilization and are happy to relax with beer and baked goods.

>>2863886
JFC how much of a PIECE OF SHIT do you have to be to get boot molested by gnomes??

>>2863886
Apparently theres a type of psychedelic mushroom that causes you to see little people walking around the floor. I wonder if those are the origin story to gnomes.

>>2864720
>everyone did the same psychedelic mushroom!!!
No, you putz.

>>2864721
I love when idiots post so confidently.

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>>2864721
sir, are you aware that you are severely defective?

>>2864721
I dont recall making that assumption. It was brought up for those who have an interest in gnomes.

Setup a gnomengarten, next question

>>2863886
First time in America going /out/, any tips or advice for a European?
>>>/wsg/6120882

>>2865081
We have weather in America, know what heat/cold/wind/rain range you could be dealing with and be prepared for it.
carry water.
Know where you are, stay on trails, maintain awareness of landmarks.
The American wilderness is not a petting zoo, take pictures from a distance, do not approach the wildlife, do not touch the wildlife, do not try to take selfies with the wildlife.

>>2865088
Never go full retard.

>>2865090
stop it with the europhobia!

>he doesnt salt his boots before bed