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Here's what I got from everything

>>2867812
Nigger, where are your faucet and knobs?

>>2867818
I'm still pretty new to this, I took the leafs tops of the stems, flowers, and roots. You probably can't see the flowers cause they're mixed in with the leafs until I can get home and sort everything. I'd love to find a community who can help me learn more about this shit.

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>>2867818
Oh nvm I'm retarded, you're talking about the sink. Ask the department of transportation, it's our break room lol.

My brains fried ive been doing shit all day because my coworker is as useful as tits on a bull. I thought faucets and knobs was some kind of slang for a part of the plant I didn't take.

>>2867812
What do you do with the roots?

>>2867827
You peel them into strips, and grind them into a paste with a mortar and pestle, then add some vinegar, salt, and lemon juice to make a very spicy sauce similar to horseradish sauce. You can also grate it fresh and make something similar to wasabi with it

>>2867914
Good to know, I never thought of using the roots I just take leaves. I use wild rocket if I want something wasabi-like

>>2867922
I'm gonna have to look that up and see if it grows around here

>>2867818
They just don't have a sprayer attachment that the sink is provisioned for, try regaining your sentience for once.

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I found my first fairy spud ever. Been looking for them in the wild for a year. I only took one to safely Id because it was a small cluster and I didn't wanna hurt the population, but the one I took got snacked on and those fresh flowers were delicious.

Glad I finally found some.

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I finally got my mortar and pestle, and turned my garlic mustard into pesto. It came out perfect. I can't wait for fall so I can make black walnut butter with the new tools.

I found a community online that's also interested in foraging so I'm pretty happy.

>>2868243
looks good man

>>2867811
>mustard garlic
Super invasive, chomp away anon

>>2867811
based, bump

>>2868768
in terms of invasives, it's not the worst. i have a small patch of it that i've avoided killing so far precisely because it tastes good. my focus last year was on killing the serious shit like chinese wisteria, japanese knotweed, burning bush, and multiflora rose and japanese barberry cuz i have a strict "no thorns or vines" policy. also, ground ivy (and the wild violets on my lawn took over for the most part)

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>>2867820
>>2867821
Fucking lel

Also
>>2867811
>Everyone I know says it's gross to eat things that grow in the woods
That just means everyone is retarded. Keep going, friend!

>>2867811
Any good foraging books you would recommend, or would that probably be highly regional?

Garlic mustard smells like it tastes delicious but I wouldn't want to make pesto out of it. What else can I do with it? Mince it and put it on steak? What else?

>>2869049
Use it wherever you would put fresh herbs? You can't cook it or it loses all it's flavor

>>2867811
I hang all my weeds around the house on the gate like this for the goats to eat.

>>2867811
Roger that. But, you know what I do a lot of? Like, an retardedly exorbitant amount of? Your thicc-ass mom. Mmmmmm... it just stinks sooo good ...

>>2871318
I apologize anon. I shouldn't have said that about your mom. And I lied to you because obviously that never happened with your mom. I should have told the truth from the beginning about how at least 5x a week I just completely core out your dad's disgustingly blown-out, I don't think we can even call that mess an asshole at this point, sphincter. Seriously, that booty of his cast a spell on me. When it comes to yo' daddy's heavenly backside, Fleece Johnson ain't got shit on me. I just love that booty of yo' daddy's and I'm GONNA take it when I want it.
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