LMAO
iran cucked

>Iran’s Foreign Minister says “in line with the ceasefire in Lebanon, the passage for all commercial vessels through Strait of Hormuz is declared completely open for the remaining period of ceasefire”

>>533318775
Japan developed fusion generators and is currently doing a nanking massacre 2 with giant mechas

>>533318775
TRUMP TWEET INC

Trump
Always
Cucks
Out

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Iran lost. Trannies lost.
Trump won.
America undefeated.

>>533318775
Nothing artificial here goy.
It is not a game to one day wake up and decide to push down or up the numbers.

>>533318775
Not reflecting real prices.
As expected, Russia is already filling Chinese demand and stolen Venezuelan oil sold by US has no buyer except the EU but Germany for example still buys massively from Russia because they have a sanctions exemption.

>Panicans malding
this is what I get for doubting TRUMP

Should have never doubted Trump

>>533318985
This is what you get for using piracy as a state policy. You get stuck with commodity that you'll trade on paper for any price while nobody buys the physical commodity.

>>533318982
Why do you think this? Most of the tankers that would have gone through Hormuz are on the way to Venezuela/america. I just looked at the map. Not sure how America/venezuela are going to actually fill them all but that’s where they are headed.

>>533318982
>Exemptions
So nothing means anything in this Ukraine war huh? Just dead people and printing money?

>>533318982
No retard, Iran just said ships have free passage through the strait which clearly isn't mined, ships are now going through, Iran also said they don't want to extend the ceasefire but have a lasting peace deal, they're getting ready to capitulate

>>533318775
Great now we just need to wait 6 months for petrol prices to come down.

>>533318775
its market manipulation until war restarts on weekend

>>533318846
They didn't cuck, they're trying to claim moral high ground by abiding by the original 10 point plan.

When the US attacks again, nobody will trust the US even more.

>>533319128
You mean the tankers that were heading to Venezuela to fill up with oil for China after Trump told China he can sell them Venezuelan oil.
They'll just be filled and sent to Europe even if the initial dream was that China will buy massively, which they don't because it's stolen goods and Russia gives them a much better price.

>>533319261
Ceasefire doesn't end until the 22nd and Iran says they want lasting peace so it seems they're getting ready to submit

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>>533319261
>war restarts on weekend
read news
it's over

iran wants peace badly
Iran’s Foreign Minister says “in line with the ceasefire in Lebanon, the passage for all commercial vessels through Strait of Hormuz is declared completely open for the remaining period of ceasefire”.
Iran’s deputy foreign minister says Tehran rejects any temporary ceasefire and is seeking a comprehensive end to the war across the region.

Iran war live: Strait of Hormuz open ‘for remaining period of ceasefire

https://www.aljazeera.com/

>>533318775
>ZIGGERS LOST
>CHINKS LOST
>PAKIJEETS LOST
>BROWNS LOST
>/POL/ESTINIANS LOST

>JEWS WON (AGAIN)
>AMERICANS WON (AGAIN)
>HUMANS WON (AGAIN)

>>533319348
can israel really contain their bloodlust so long?

>>533319178
Jews banked on the war. Are you not satisfied?
>>533319189
>Iran also said they don't want to extend the ceasefire
>they're getting ready to capitulate
Sounds legit.

>>533319404
Stop being an idiot this is just a break Israel controls America does what it is told

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>>533319404
i thought there was an american blockade?
>>533319428

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>>533319335
>They didn't cuck
explain this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Strait_of_Hormuz_crisis

houthis stopped attacking ships since april 1st.

count days.

that is 17 days already without attacks on ships

>the ceasefire period
two more weeks...

>>533319480
Yes, they don't want to extend the ceasefire because they want a peace deal, which means they're not looking to delay things, they're getting ready to surrender

>>533318775
The Israelis are dumping oil and pumping the stockmarket so their migger puppets will do well in the midterm elections. After which they will go back to being Zionist warmongers

>>533319544
Ceasefire actually ends in about 4 days.

>>533319552
>they want a peace deal
Israel doesn't.

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Trump won.

>>533319501
The US blockade is of ships leaving from/going to an Iranian port, why would the US blockade ships leaving from Saudi Arabia or UAE or Kuwait? Entire point of the blockade is because Iran won't let ships through that aren't friendly so the US decided to blockade Iranian ships in return, something that should've been done at the start

>>533318775
The market believes the war is over.
Israel will have the final call.

>>533319507
They are keeping the red sea open for now and will shut them if attacked again, they wanted a ceasefire for Lebanon to embarrass Netanyahu so things are going their way for now.

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>>533319335
>When the US attacks again
LMAO THIS HEADLINE HAS BEEN OUT FOR 45 SECONDS AND YOU'RE ALREADY 2 WEEKSPOSTING
BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH
>IRANNIES LOST
IRANNIES LOST
>IRANNIES LOST
IRANNIES LOST
>IRANNIES LOST
IRANNIES LOST
>IRANNIES LOST
IRANNIES LOST
>IRANNIES LOST
IRANNIES LOST
>IRANNIES LOST
IRANNIES LOST
>IRANNIES LOST
IRANNIES LOST

>MUH NUKES
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOO

>>533319632
>completely open
>for the remaining period of ceasefire
That's like two days or something.

>>533319348
>>533319404
retard alerts - usa israel started the war and will restart it and have been flying all their shit around to get it into position. i do the same when playing sid meier>>533319348
civilisation and about to break peace and attack

>>533318775
It's been over for weeks. Iran lost. China lost.

>>533319676
How has Iran lost? They're simply abiding by the actual ceasefire now that Israel has been cucked into submission.

>>533319650
markets have been utterly and consistently retarded these years, it means nothing.

>>533319728
>The U.S. and Iran are negotiating over a three-page plan to end the war, with one element under discussion being that the U.S. would release $20 billion in frozen Iranian funds in return for Iran giving up its stockpile of enriched uranium, according to two U.S. officials and two additional sources briefed on the talks.

>Under a compromise proposal now under discussion, some of the highly enriched uranium would be shipped to a third country, not necessarily the U.S., and some of it would be down-blended in Iran under international monitoring.

>As part of the MOU, Iran would be allowed to have nuclear research reactors for the production of medical isotopes, but would pledge that all of its nuclear facilities would be above ground. The existing underground facilities would remain out of commission.

>It's unclear if the MOU refers to Iran's ballistic missiles and its support for regional proxies.

Trump is just getting the Obama deal 2.0

spot oil is still going for $175 a barrel this is complete cope

>>533318846
>get what you wanted
>do what you promised
You kike glories are too stupid to carry smear campaigns

>>533318775
Weak economic forecasts tipping the scale.

>>533318849
can confarm. our mechas can even combining into one big mecha.
also please dont say nanking massacre, it was a nanking incident ok

>>533319786
stop being baited by retards. jet fuel is extremely low right now. countries are collapsing.

>>533318775
gas outside every blue shithole stayed under $4.

>>533319335
they are literally surrendering anon.
Iran will
>fully reopen the Strait
>agree to no enrichment
>return all enriched uranium
>declare victory (lol)
total American domination

>>533319831
Nanking accident

>>533319676
IRAN says the strait is open
TRUMP is giving Iran $20 billion for their uranium

Trump lost

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>>533319642
i was told there would be a toll?

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>>533319254
>barrel price goes up
>gas pumps react as if they're quantum-entangled to oil well flowmeters
>barrel price goes down
>"eeeh well, you see there's an adjustment period, it takes time, please understand"
why is this allowed?

>>533319581
Nothing else makes sense. The oil supply is completely fucked in a way that will impact the economy for the rest of the year. There is no reason to be optimistic.

>>533319876
>return all enriched uranium
Go and get it big boy.

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Kek oil baggies

>>533319493
>DA JOOS!!!
That's right muzzie, keep blaming our scapegoat. Funny how the US military can bomb the shit out of a country and like the trained seal you are you say it's kikes. That's right, keep going. Darn those kikes!

>>533318775
Time to buy calls. As soon as Trump chimps out again the price will skyrocket.

>>533318982
>Not reflecting real prices.
because those are futures

>>533319916
yes but it has been chinese fault because they don't know their place
stupid shina never learn

>>533318982
Thirdies are so mad the US domestic oil market is decoupled from what we make everyone else pay.

>>533319999
I'll tell /biz/

>>533318908
I can't tell if these mega gay trump images are posted by his followers or his enemies

>>533319964
you will see.
The move will blocking Iran-origin ships was brilliant. Iran's economy is very close to total collapse. It's why they are surrendering.
They lost. America won. Deal with it.

>>533319928
>Gets their uranium so their nuclear program stalls in exchange for our funny money
Lol Trump won. Your zero sum argument strategy fails you again.

>>533319940
No and the toll amounted to $1 per barrel of oil shipped

>>533320053
>decoupled
nigger its $8/gal in LA

>>533318775
In Israel they're mad about the ceasefire. Saying Israel is beholden to American interest:

"Some in northern Israel criticized the truce after it was announced on Thursday, arguing that it would do little to remove the threat posed by Hezbollah. “This is what it is like to have a government that cares about America’s interest, and not that of its citizens,” David Azoulay, the head of the Israeli border village of Metula, wrote on social media." -- NYT

>>533320066
Horseshoe theory

>>533318846
Kys kike, Iran won

>>533320075
Trump is just doing the Obama deal 2.0, a far cry from Iran never having nuclear capability, they hid their current enriched uranium while being monitored under the Obama deal so why can't they do it again?

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>>533320086
>this is fine
hows the weather in pine gap? you Lads enjoying yourselves

>>533319581
>isreal cares about usa red vs blue shit despite controlling both sides
lol

>>533320096
Is it impossible for you to understand California has retarded taxes?

>>533318775
Market manipulation and delusion from treating headlines like fact instead of kremlinology

>>533320011
Retail that will get rekt or institutions that will bank...?
The only point they didn't agree on during talks was enriching uranium (below weapons grade).
Maybe they found a compromise and peace is afoot, but I doubt because Israel will chimp-out one way or another.
Reminder that Iran also demanded the US to fuck off from the ME.

>>533320165
They refused to let nuclear inspectors in. They do this like every decade. Who cares? Again: countries capitulating in exchange for our fiat funny money is hilarious. The thousands of dead shitskin muzzies and all their leaders being killed and their military destroyed was just icing on the cake. Again: Trump Won. Deal with it.

>>533320232
Iran's foreign minister said the Strait is open, dumb cunt, ships are going through you can see it in real time

>>533318775
Buy the dip, Israel will continue to fuck this up.

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>>533319993
Kek how fucking new are you they control your politicians via blackmail bribes threats and good ol assisinations.

>>533320072
>Iran's economy is very close to total collapse.
Feels like a post we'll laugh about in a couple of years.
I genuinely hope you're right. Too lazy to screencap.

>>533319876
>declare victory (lol)
This is an American tactic. Here is what actually happened:
>America returned seized assets that had been held for years
>Iran made so much money by charging ships to leave the strait
>Israel stopped invading Lebanon
>All the Gulf nations realised their deals with the Americans meant nothing
>Iran asserted their control of a 1/4 of the world economy.
>China now providing more ground to air which can blow Americas best jets out the sky
>Iran proved they control the region and didn't even need to use their hypersonics to destroy water infrastructure
I fully expect America to concede reparations to Iran at this point by allowing a Omani-Iranian strait toll. This whole thing has been a victory for Iran and their people now are more devout than ever.

>>533318775
Kek, turdworlders who believed in $200 oil should be banned for being the biggest retards on the planet. Trump easily wins midterms now

>>533318846
>“in line with the ceasefire in Lebanon
The straight will be closed again tomorrow as sure as the Jew cannot withstand his lust for destruction.

>>533320446
Of course they do, Achmed. Keep your eyes on the big noses wearing tiny hats. Ignore everything else. Those devious kikes! Grr!

>>533318775
Hooray

>>533320460
>Iran asserted their control of a 1/4 of the world economy
So we're just straight-up lying now? How many of your fellow shitskins died in this? How's Iran's military? Lol you muzzies are pathetically coping over this.

>>533320421
And this easy money

>>533320558
$280 waiting room here. That's where the fib extension stops. From there it's the moon.
Currently trading (physical spot) at $140 median depending on where in the world and how it's traded.

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>>533320575
Yes they do pablo newfag nigger or just forget about Epstein the mossad agent.

>>533320672
>easy money
Imagine being a tick on the tick just because you saw what the other tick does.
Oh wait, you're banking on it. No need to imagine.

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>>533320657
Kek America is brown Pablo also thanks to those same people

>>533320657
where is the lie, cuck? the US literally cannot stop Iran from chimping out any more than they can stop the Houthis. (You) lost.

>>533320726
$60 waiting room here! Hope ya make lots of money!

>>533320801
Yes this shit is so predictable even an idiot can do it and they are

>>533320865
I'm not betting anything, It's just something I said and I'm waiting to be right again.

>>533320758
Epstein was a money launderer for the rich. The pedo stuff is the smokescreen. But continue to fantasize about what a brilliant, powerful race kikes are, Achmed. It's embarassing, but keep telling yourself the comfortable lie instead of the truth (The US is white-controlled and using kikes as a scapegoat because muzzies will lap it up while we bomb their countries).

>>533320829
>Cope: The Post
SAD!

>>533320916
>they
(((They))) create the predictibility >>533319999
If you want to build actual working alternative energy sources like nuclear, everyone gets pissed.

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>>533318775
>i bought the peak again

>>533320933
Israel is not gonna stop this is it for them greater israel or dead

>>533321006
>c-cope the post
>h-heh that will show them
you cannot stop drones from kBing random shit in the strait. you lost. we can't even bring ships near the coast without risk to the sailors and those vessels.

>>533319189
>>533319552
>they're getting ready to surrender
lol no they aren't you spastic. The entire point of this is that America and Israel have conceded that Lebanon is part of the negotiations. This whole thing has shown how insane the Israeli voter base actually is.

Trump will posture up and say 'our blockade was so good, so much better than theirs they surrendered we won for the 400th time'. Ignoring any mention of what happened or how this was possibly the dumbest war ever. Iran went from being unable to maintain their helicopters to getting biilions of dollars in seized assets returned.

>>533321012
And by everyone I mean kikes and their minions.
China already reached nuclear batteries.

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>>533319335
If you let your enemies win, they lose

>>533320972
He did both and more then that Maxwell was on the 9/11 shadow commision but sure keep coping the whore is actually the pimp

>>533319964
Why would we do that when they offered to give it to us?

>>533321082
This is the power of based our guys

>>533321051
>delusional ramblings
Oh yes, the cope is strong with you today. Gonna stop seething soon, Achmed?

>>533321039
Yes, that's self evident.
What is also self evident is that only Europe is affected, meaning that our oil will be more expensive while say Chinese oil imported from Russia will be much cheaper...

>>533321168
is /ptg/ leaking? where do you delusional retards come from?

>>533320657
Lying how? You know half of Asia has fallen apart over the last couple weeks right? They stopped using fucking elevators in some countries and went into basically COVID lockdown to reduce energy usage.
Also Iranians are whiter than your Israeli overlords. Funnier yet Australians are whiter than all of them and especially you corporal sanchez.

>>533318775
usa paid iran to open the strait, USA doesnt want to kill every iranian, iran only can last 30 days until they run out of protein, 90 for rice. Paid them to open it up at the expense of markets

>>533321146
>they offered to give it to us
And why are you not taking the deal yet?
Oy vey.

>>533321197
It’s gonna be bad all around but there is always a silver lining the death of the petrodollar finally means America is gonna finally stop the occupation of europe after that the EU is next to implode all good things in the long run. Dont accept the digital ID they are trying to push for energy rations under any circumstances.

panicans in shambles

AWOO!

>>533318775
i don't wanna sound like low iq goyim, but i feel like they are manipulating the markets to pressure oil prices down.

>>533321451
>>533321484
the richest nation in the world doesnt want to be responsbile for the millions of deaths coming because of retarded shitskins. There are roughly 20M set to die if a blockage lasts 90 days, low estimate

>>533318775
THE DOLLAR IS CRASHING RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S AT 3.57 GONE DOWN FROM 3.74

>>533321484
No shit they are resting and stocking up the depleted ammo my guess is next week in the weekends again. Gotta shake the formula up a little.

>>533321559
TACO

>>533319957
Because you are looking at the futures not the actual price macaco, on hand oil has been at 120+ for weeks

>>533321415
>the digital ID they are trying to push for energy rations
Interesting and predictable but didn't know they started pushing it.
Last I head was VDL saying that the cheapest energy is that which you don't use. I expect blackouts and rationing too. The interesting part is tying the DID to it which makes perfect sense.

>>533321559
Wow how weird that’s exactly the time they need to have congressional approval for a war probably just a cohencidink

>>533321070
Look at this muzzrat cope, Iran is clearly getting pressured by China to end this, giving up your one bit of leverage was not because Lebanon(Not Hezbollah) who was not at war with Israel mind you agreed on a "ceasefire" which Israel is still not adhering to, the US blockade did work, over a dozen ships were told not to leave the Gulf of Oman and they complied, one Iranian cargo ship was in the Arabian Sea and forced to dock at a port

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>>533318775
Cool, so gas prices are going down right?

>>533321703
>Iran is clearly getting pressured by China to end thi
Is there any evidence to this?

>>533320096
California is it's own world.
I (in NJ) make less than half the money my brother does (in LA), but live twice as good.

Cali prices are out of wack with the rest of the country.

>>533321691
yeah the millions of deaths were coming, iran can only last 30 days before they run out of protein. I do see it as a cover to not kill millions of people before presenting a war declaration. But it should remind you all who has the power here. And why everyone should be suspicious about oil speculation and if there is even a conflict right now. I posit that blockade is to show Xi we can be at taiwan within the fortnite

If I were to ask you

Race aware anon, could you only watch media with white people in it?

>>533321650
Yes and offcourse they also wanna use that for the eventual conscription they have been massaging in the last 2-3 years. Seriously don’t do it and warn the people around you to don’t fucking do it.

>>533321836
Them opening the strait which is their only leverage, Iran is entirely dependent on China from basic goods to high end elections and food

>>533321703
Only retard coping is you. You can't even write English cunt.
>Iran being pressured by China
China has come out so far ahead of this thing it is insane. Half of Asia has turned to them for leadership.
>Giving up your one bit of leverage... Israel isn't even listening
This is where I realised your entire post is just a seething run on sentence. You are actually making zero sense cunt and you can't put into words your bullshit story. Iran has come ahead with BILLIONS from this whole thing and the end isn't even in sight.

>>533321856
Who would've thought that liberalism is counter productive?

>>533319803
that worse than obama deal lmao

the only thing that the war done is plumbing trump support while his friends makes money ,delay bibi trial,and more people hating israel

>>533321883
So you guys took out the neighborhood sized aquaponic systems they have under the mountains and all the reserves they have been building up for 20+ years? You don’t believe this

>>533318775
nooooo bros this can't be happening. We were making so much money.

>>533321928
they're 100% reliant on imports to eat.

>>533321964
this is delusional, China is going to be paying what KSA says to pay like the rest of world and thats going to cripple their export economy, which the entirety of EU fights harder then USA. You are not very good at using intellect and processing abstract thought

>>533321998
forgot about gcc countries getting fucked

Wow guys Friday and the price is plummeting, wow i wonder what will happen on Monday, holy fuck kill yourself OP

>>533322006
huh? we dont have to do anything, we can sit there and starve a couple dozen million people, what arent you understanding? no one is clearing those mines, we dont care either.

>>533322088
There are no mines stop watching tv you are being lied to or this is just cope

>>533321892
>conscription
HAHAHAHA! LMAO! Don't forget to wear your high heels. KEK!
>Seriously don’t do it and warn the people around you to don’t fucking do it.
I'll find a way or get it. Getting put in the army to fight doesn't bother me as much as risking starvation. I learned from my great grandpa that soldiers have it good.
>>533321928
>opening the strait which is their only leverage
They ran out of missiles to bomb Tel Aviv?

>>533321964
>Iran has come ahead with BILLIONS the retard proclaimed
>With their country flattened, their navy destroyed
There's far more damage done to Iranian infrastructure than there is in frozen assets you dumb muzzrat, Iran lost, get over it

>>533322043
>This wrong
>Here is some made up bullshit
>Bit more retarded head canon
>You have no reasoning skills
Right...

>>533322162
Bombing Tel Aviv which does minimal damage is not any type of leverage

>>533318775
Hat tip to all of my oil shorting anons!

>>533318775
>WTF IS GOING ON?
Lebanon ceasefire.
>WAR IS OVER?
No, but the possibility of that got a little closer.

>>533322162
Buy good ol patato seeds the sneaky underground survival food that you can plant almost everywhere

>>533322150
im talking about the reported "iranian lost mines" you dont honestly think that Iran has any strategic advantage here do you? No one is coming to their aid, China is losing discounted oil to prop their exports. Obama was stage 1, trump is stage 2. There is no disagreement. This is 20 year plan unfolding where you isolate the iranians by giving them so much their refusal exposes them. The blockade is in containment. There is no ground invasion. The end result will be perputual high insurance (likely) or the end of the regime (unlikely) the only losers here is china and the EU having to depend on norway/usa or sue for peace with russia. O wow, usa president gets mean talk in media.

>>533318775
I hope every anon here sold it earlier this week and didn't hodl

>>533322253
It wasn't the ceasefire retard, it was Iran's foreign minister announcing the strait is open to all commercial ships

>>533318884
Strait is open, what is the problem?
Did you want to cleanse iran or israel?

>>533318775
They system is rigged. Every goy on earth thought the oil prices would moon, so the Jews short it. Once the panic selling ends it will crank back up

>>533319335
>falling for good cop/bad cop dichotomous bullshit
Strongly worded letters of condemnation are not actual proof that anyone is against what the u.s is doing. Let me know when any of these countries actually do anything other than pretend to be upset while they directly benefit from all of this with absolutely zero downside.

>>533322230
>minimal damage
Depends on the measure you use. You mean too few civilian casualties or too few military targets getting hit?

>>533322174
>The mountainous country which has spent 50 years stockpiling ballistic missiles lost their navy
>We even flattened the mountains
Holy shit you are retarded. I'm surprised you don't forget how to breathe. There is 100+ billion in frozen Iranian assets.

>>533322353
>it wasn't the ceasefire, it was the thing that happened because of the ceasefire
What point are you trying to make here?

>>533322338
>reported "iranian lost mines
Jezus Christ just eat up the propoganda and asking for seconds and the 20 year plan is for greater israel and you are destroying yourself for them after all is said and done you will have almost no more allies and the petrodollar is gonna be dead all because they are blackmailing your politicians but hey who cares about reality when you have ‘lost mines’.

>>533322332
>survival
I plan to live well off robbing potatofags like you.

>>533322353
Yeah you are dumb as shit and utterly coping. I have no doubt you are a seething Israeli.

>>533318775
It’s so funny, I know someone who invested tens of thousands of dollars at $100 a barrel. People will fall for anything.

>>533322544
you couldnt be more wrong, the USA and a petrodollar becomes a USA LNG petrodollar immune from any embargo or sanction or war. Get ready for a USA that is twice as rich as it was last century. Did you think the jews were going to let USA not come up with a plan to pay the debt? You didnt think it was all fake did you?

>>533322555
Checked the Gypsy is coming out

>>533318775
lol stock market decides to skyrocket to all time highs and oil crashing when nothing has changed in the world.

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>>533320024
Pls gib gun-DAMs us mutts will give you triple what we give the kikes pretty pls. We'll add five trillion M2 50 cals on each one making them more badass.

>>533322531
It didn't happen because of the ceasefire, it happened because of the blockade
>>533322515
Ah yes, there's been no damage to Iranian infrastructure, their steel plants, their factories, all the military equipment they wasted money on that was ultimately worthless and just led to their nation being poorer, you're a full blown delusional retard

>>533321070
>The entire point of this is that America and Israel have conceded that Lebanon is part of the negotiations.
You don't understand thirdies at all. They need something to spin as a victory to save face. They'd die to the last without a tiny concession. Israel could start up hostilities with Lebanon in a month, and it would be treated as yet another victory by the Iranians because it'd mean Israel would be breaking the terms of a signed peace deal. They wouldn't even retaliate, they'd just appeal to the UN.

>>533322629
Okey so you actually believe this ignorance is a bliss

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>>533318775
because everyone switch to buying from china's oil companies since they are getting oil from both russia and iran

>>533320096
California is retarded
Mutt still doesn't understand economics though so it still stands.

>>533322735
Oh you have schizophrenia, got it.

>>533322769
12ers need to be destroyed for their imam to come....i dont think you read up on the iranian theology and how/why/what they did the last 40 years. And why Israel is the one likely not the enthusiastic messianic chasers. There messiah comes when the world aligns against them. The only ones winning are the freemasons in the battle of theologies

>>533322814
yes you must be extremely happy. Read up on how much USA has invested to divert oil from the suez to indian ocean with france, youre the uninformed here. USA hegemony secures another 100 years unimpeded (only hope is those artic lanes open and your russia issues dissapate) we just secured your continent for decades with LNG

>>533322642
I'm just being sincere bro. My grandpa had a survivalist mindset that back in the 80's started growing food on the commie block garden and overstock would be given around neighbors (mostly those who would help around) and the rest went to market. I had a neighbor who did this too but on a smaller scale and had it well.
They had survival in mind. While helping them out I realized I can just rob them if I need to survive.

>>533322919
/pol/ sure is filled with retards that don't understand political theatre, you retards actually believe what politicians say, especially if they're nons who have a culture of lying to save face, actually the lowest IQ people I've ever encountered are here on /pol/

>>533322997
>While helping them out I realized I can just rob them if I need to survive.
homeless people in california have a higher standard of living than romanians

>>533320112
Correct. Trumps most rabid detractors are subconsciously his greatest fans.

>>533322735
>Ah yes, there's been no damage to Iranian infrastructure
Who said that? You did.
As I said, Iran was suffering immensely before all of this. Now they are in a better position than ever. Their shit was falling apart and their industry was dead. Now Israel and America look like idiots. Iran has money in the bank and a population fully behind them.
Judging by your lack of knowledge of the basic geography in the region you have NO IDEA what you are talking about.

>>533323080
>the world and the rules are against me
And you'd expect me to be a fair person or what?

>>533318775
Trump won as per usual

>>533320096
> in LA
You mean in California with their 100% sales tax and all the taxes along the supply chain?

>>533322769
You don't even know what a 'thirdie' is do you...

I'm gonna go get some beers. Se you pussy faggots around.

>>533318775
strait is fully open

>>533323142
>Our country is in ruins
>We're now in a stronger position
What's it like to be so retarded? The value of the frozen assets doesn't come close to covering the cost of the damage done to the infrastructure you dumb nigger

>>533323266
Like my former son's axewound but if no dilation, it will close in a couple of days when the CISfire ends.

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PAss the save america act!!

dems btfo in mid terms!!

party time!!


talk abotu white boy summer!!

by roughly 2036 the usa will have diverted all reliance on UAE, making the USA LNG,petrodollar immune to middle east affairs

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>>533318775
Shills lose again, loss #1,255.

>>533322963
>12ers need to be destroyed for their imam to come....i dont think you read up on the iranian theology and how/why/what they did the last 40 years.
I know enough that they can be patient. Islam preaches that meekness is not weakness when overwhelmed.
>>533323233
>You don't even know what a 'thirdie' is do you...
I initially typed muslim, but revised to thirdie because I remembered Delcy Rodríguez spinning every marching order from Trump as some kind of mutual agreement that was totally her Idea and for the benefit of Venezuela.

>>533323268
I'd imagine it would feel much like whatever the fuck you think you are doing.
>America flattened mountainous regions the size of Germany
>100 billion dollars isn't even that much money dude
>Everyone thinks Israel and America are really smart and beloved for spiking energy prices for a 1/4 of the world
>The blockade being stopped the moment the ceasefire was acknowledged properly is just a coincidence
lol

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>>533319632
Open after all conditions are met
>TrUmP WoN

>>533323418
then you should know enough their belief system is a pariah to the rest of the muslims in the region and the nyc mayor is also a 12er. Interesting secret imam thing i cant be arsed to investigate

>>533323483
Soon you will be pretending you were on Trumps side the whole time.

why do people not understand that the market is just for people to make money by buying and selling shares (or in this case futures). most of them are not "predicting" the future they're just trying to make money and hoping that the price goes up when they buy (or down if they're shorting it). also prices fluctuate up and down all the time

most traders are just that, traders. they dont care about what really happens with oil

>>533323458
you do understand the moon launch in the 60s was for icbms and thats why russia also responded. Artemis II is the flex that we will drop a rod from god on you anywhere in the planet, completely nullifying your underground bunkers, you do understand thats what happened this month right? Or do you think USA cares about space and mankind accomplishments kek

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>>533323458
The US spent a fuckton to rebuild Germany you dumb nigger but it benefited them, not only as a strong ally against the USSR but also as a trading partner, your analogy is dogshit you dumb nigger

>>533323611
oil speculators are not just traders, talking about the most industry secure trade secrets, information and pricing on planet earth. If theres any secret society fomenting wars, its oil speculators

>>533323616
no the usa rebuilt japan, japan didnt get a reparations bill. USA subjugated germany bc fucking history will tell you a damn german is behind almost every atrocity on that continent

>>533318775
The retarded temporary war is over, like everyone expected but deranged retards. Sadly the whole world lost and I don't even know what the point of it all was.

>>533323418
Yeah see that would have made more sense. Iran was a first world country and pivoted to more of a 2nd. Venezuela was a 3rd acting like a 2nd. I don't think Iran needs to save face here at all. Globally the optics are in their favour imo. Israel looks UTTERLY INSANE, here because even now the voter base is frothing at the mouth that they aren't trying to ethnically cleanse the muzzos in southern lebanon.

>>533323717
Marshall Plan you dumb nigger

>>533323786
we moved a fleet two weeks travel time from taiwan in the midst of Xi and Trump discussing world shaping trade issues, thats why. Two birds, one blockade

>>533323616
>The US spent a fuckton to rebuild Germany
in the decade after ww2 germany lost more people than during the war because allied occupation could torture and murder anyone without repercussions

>>533323817
do you honestly think we invested in you to allow you to form an EU? You are not allies. You are frenimes and the marshall plan reflected as much. You are the ones who are not fulfilling your send. Dismantly your EU or become a perma customer on the world stage

>>533321343
I guess. Idk. This doesn't effect us in America the way it does Europe and Asia so I don't care.

>>533323612
>Actually we have this secret tech no one knows about
>We spent hundreds of billions of dollars but didn't use the big flex weapon because it is super secret shhh :^)
>We even spent money to go to the moon as another secret signal hehe
Damn the cope just keeps getting better.

>>533323849
They did start two major wars.

>>533318775
Happening status: CANCELLED
You will have ZOG forever. Sorry chuds.

>>533323849
That's nice but that doesn't change the fact the US spent money to rebuild Germany post WW2 under the Marshall Plan but did so because it benefited the US, so the analogy of comparing German destruction post WW2 and the US helping them to rebuild and Iran getting some of their own assets back to rebuild is not analogous

>>533318849
the day a new energy completely not reliant on gas is created is the day we can leave these goat farmers to kill themselves

>>533319428
>can israel really contain their bloodlust so long?
How mad are you right now on a scale of 1 to 10?

>>533323920
>effect
Indian

>>533321691
>Wow how weird that’s exactly the time they need to have congressional approval for a war probably just a cohencidink
More like a stroke of luck than a coincidence. Iran lost leverage before Trump had to cuck out, and that allowed enough time for a blockade that could do lasting damage before a forced withdrawal, though it's highly likely that the Democrats would concede that Iran is on its back foot and allow some to vote to extend the conflict another 60 days. Iran could not survive an extended blockade, let alone Two More Weeks™

>>533323115
They keep giving him the formula to win, and he does it EVERY time. Trump is unironically the best president we’ve had this century

>>533323616
You actually have zero reading comprehension. Let me put it in terms a retard like you would understand.
>Iran isn't the size of Germany it is bigger.
>The mountainous regions are collectively the size of Germany.
>Iran wasn't flattened, it is a giant fucking area covered in mountains
>America couldn't take Afghanistan
>They sure as shit can't take a country which has stockpiled ballistic missiles for half a century
>WW2 has nothing to do with this and you aren't smart stop trying to jump ahead
I have spoken to children who can understand things better than you.

>>533324014
they were welcomed in the "invaded" areas with open arms and flowers because they came there to save the german residents who were being killed by bolsheviks

>>533324137
If I wrote affect you would have posted the same thing.

>>533318775
Underway using engines.

>>533322410
There are over a hundred supertankers on the way to the US. Once here they will demand the American rate, which is based off the rigged futures. Spot overseas hit 145, nearly doubled ours last weekend, and in some trades it's hit 170. So American sells that oil at current spot or it stops export trade. If it sells the American population after just three tankers hit shortages, and your rigged price decouples from what TV says and hooks back to reality.

The US is on a timer. How stable is the US when half the population can either no longer find fuel, or are utterly priced out of buying it. Or how long will the US have allies if when they come demanding their share of oil to keep going, are turned away. So have to suffer over a war the US started due to Jewish argession.

Pick carefully. Reality doesn't fucking care about your delusional TV nonsense. Thus why the US government is going off the rails. They know this problem is terminal if the straight isn't opened now. Not next Mon, not next season. Now.

>>533323961
Dude... the first space race was ALL about ICBMs.

And as soon as SpaceX can orbit a Starship, that's an instant capability to single launch deploy a 10-round Rod-from-God satellite weapon.

>>533324192
>Iran wasn't flattened, it is a giant fucking area covered in mountains
Are you retarded? Most of the population live in urban areas you dumb cunt, Tehran alone has 9 million+ people, you're actually mentally retarded

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>>533324378
These are the same retards that say land can't vote but now rural isolated sparse tribes living like it's the 12th century are Iran's undefeatable warriors.

>>533323920
>This doesn't effect us in America the way it does everywhere else so I don't care.
Yep that is the point. This whole thing has ruined America's dominance in foreign policy. It has also turned Israel politically toxic; it was treated as benign before this. I'm looking forward to the midterms though. This will determine if Trump turns the country over into civil war tier or not.

>>533318846
No no no. You don't understand, that actually means Iran won

>>533318775
>WTF IS GOING ON?
Donald is buying time while more troops are sent.
>WAR IS OVER?
Lol, no. It's about to really kick off.

Why is gold going up?

>>533318775
Those are futures based on 50 of the population being wiped out on the contract date. Largest consumer of oil are America's public. Remove the pig, resources free up instantly.

>>533324614
>dominance in foreign policy
Lol who cares? Besides, nothing has changed. We're still the most powerful country in the world. Countries being mad at us isn't new, and this certainly doesn't change a fucking thing. You must be young. This happens literally all the time and always has with the US and the rest of the world since the end of WWII. As usual, you can't and won't do shit.

>>533324192
The u.s didn't want to "defeat" or "win" in Afghanistan. The bankers wanted instability so they could cheaply invest into mining operations AND disrupt the global heroin trade as syntehtics were now the big thing.
Afghanistan had absolutely nothing to do with "vengeance for 9/11". It was a military led business operation that ultimately failed when investment switched gears to the tech-sector

>>533324762
kek, thats an 18 year old that didnt live through the bush years

>>533324014
The Jews and their lackies started those wars and refused to end them. Not the Germans. And the Jews started this war. So what you just said is you are fully behind the invasion and occupation of Israel and the extermination of the Jewish population for their crimes.

Damn bro, even Hitler was against that. Holocaust want real you know, do you are even more antisemitic than Hitler. By a lot.

>>533324762
>We're still the most powerful country in the world
Perhaps you have the biggest navy and airforce but economically you are third and long term prospects are grim if you don't eliminate jews.

>>533324722
USD is going down as oil futures plummet, weaker USD = gold goes up, it's why rate cuts or expectations of them push up gold

>>533324831
i think it switched gears bc of chinese fent, but i agree on banker nation

>>533324872
if were being honest the jews capitalized on a century feud that got exploited by treaties, now the ww1 into ww2 arc, you cant deny BiS jews in that one

>>533320566
Most likely.
But with every iteration of bs, the jew loses touch with the goyim.

>>533324378
Damn if only those pesky Iranians had learned to 3000 years ago to survive in their mountainous desert shithole... oh wait
Tehran is at the foot of the Alborz btw.
It's getting tiring btfo'ing your dumb posts everytime you write them. It's like fighting a child.

>>533325059
So what will your cope be in a few days when the peace deal is signed?

>>533324339
Yeah... totally dude. I'm sure the laser beams will shoot all the drones out the sky of Israel instead of spending 200k for an interceptor as well one day.

>>533319254
>6 months
Nah. If this ends right now and its business as usual the damage done will last into 2028 and the world will be in recession until then. If this shit goes for 6 months+ the world will be in a depression for a decade or more.

>>533324831
>Control entire heroin trade already via CIA and taliban coordination
>Spend a trillion dollars invading the country
>Another billion to scope minerals
>Leave
>China comes in an secures mineral rights for all relevant sites
>Still no mines, even that giant fucking copper one
Damn them bankers really got away with it...
Afghanistan was to benefit the military industrial complex and was a testing ground for everything. They did whatever they wanted but never actually accomplished anything. Except for all the genetic databasing stuff. There are heaps of reports about that shit.

>>533325103
>I was wrong about everything
>But i'll be right in a few days you will see
I'm sure you will little fella. Lets wait and see but my guess is these will be the terms
>Iran gives nuclear materials
>America gives them their 100+ billion dollars and lets them trade oil freely
>Israel continues random acts of violence against everyone in the region
If that is total American victory then sure whatever you say so. It comes across as
>Iran gets a shitload of their money and allowed to be a country again
>America does one of the worst deals, possibly one of the worst deals in history as trump would say
>Israel shown to be an insane screeching schizo smearing its shit on the walls which also has a nuke, justifying nuclear weapons for others in the region in the coming years via Russia and China

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Gas stayed under $4 a gallon throughout the whole thing, retards panic over the dumbest shit. The same people panicking about this were the ones saying Russia was going to nuke the USA over Ukraine. Just clickbait retard farms as far as the eye can see.

>>533326104
It's mostly foreign retards who got gouged and are all riled up. Or shitskins with VPNs. Usual gang of idiots. Sucks to not be in America, but then again that's always the case.

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>>533320066
it's the same VPN tranny, retrad

>>533318982
This rainbow flag always has the gayest takes that are always as wrong as they are desperate.