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How could this happen? I was told Iran was winning…
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DONNIE HIGH T
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wasn't that was their condition for reopening the strait?
>give someone what he wants
>you lost haha
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>>533320153
>IRAN KEKED
I guess you're the one who's been cucked.
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>>533320502
>N-NO NO NO NO IT DOESN'T COUNT!!!
Cope and seethe retards. China cucked, India cucked, Europe cucked, and Iran cucked.
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>>533320392
The uranium is fucked up, it's dug deep in the ground. They cant get it out that's why they take the 20 billion for it
If they want nukes they should use plutonium not uranium. Noboby makes nukes by enriching uranium in 2020 for fuck sake
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>>533320505
Israel hasn't achieved its objectives so they'll go right back to lobbying Trump for more war. I don't think Trump wants it though, so what will happen? Israel loses and Trump saves face?
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>>533320563
>Trump
>nooooooo OBAMA MAN BAD
>OBAMA MAN CANNOT MAKE A DEAL
>w-we'll give you 20 billion dollars, plus tip to uh, let us inspect your nuclear program... ya, heh, I make only the BEST DEALS FOLKS THE BIGGEST
you're a fucking cuck. kys.
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So the world is so chronically jewed that keeping your word means you are a cuck now?
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>>533320660
>gets Muslim pope, country, military, and navy bombed to hell
>gets exactly 10 days of ceasefire in return
>immediately opens up their only bargaining chip, with no toll, while the US navy is right the it to cross the strait again
Good "deal" you have their third worlder
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>>533320704
retarded fucking direction brains like that havent put together that its a 5-day reopening conditional to the ceasefire, regime is still in power, and they still have the uranium. regardless donny's win condition is the gas prices otherwise dems take it all back in november
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>>533320153
but that proves that Iran won.
>Iran dictates the rules now
>israel fucks off from lebanon
>america evacuates from the middle east
total jewmerican humilation on a global scale.
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>>533320153
>strait opening for less than a week now counts as winning
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>>533320651
It's gonna be crazy anon. I've crossed that strait when it was backed up before. Fucking bow to stern traffic. Maritime taxis constantly blowing their horns like they're lost in fog. Channel lights are ridiculous. Once you get a red light, it literally never changes. Same thing for green though. Had to tell a retarded captain once, "hey cap, those lights don't change like a street light. Just keep moving and stay 'between the lights' cap." Fun times.
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>>533320889
>go from "NOOOO IRAN GOT WHAT IT WANTED THEY OPENED It" to "W-WELL YOU ONLY GET 10DAYS BEFORE IT IS CLOSED AGAIN"
Shill reorganization in real time
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to be honest, how else would the poor jews cope with the recent events?
>jewmerican based in ME are gone or abandoned
>iran dictates the rules now
>israel got utterly BTFO in lebanon and got told to fuck off
i dont think the jews ever were as utterly humiliated as they are now.
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>>533320153
Don’t tell me the happening is over already…
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>>533320750
>all the jewmerican bases are destroyed or abandoned
>europe opened the hormuz by itself, told jewmerica to get fucked
>iran now decides everything in the ME
>israeli army collapsed 1 mile into lebanon and got told to fuck off
humilation ritual on israel.
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>>533321224
>"IRAN OPENING NOT THE US SHIT UP SHIT UP" to "IT'S ONLY 10 DAYS THEN IT'S CLOSED AGAIN" to "REEEE KIKES"
shill reorganization in real time. Also hating brown niggers and hating long nosed kikes are not exclusive, both deserve genocide
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>>533321224
anyone have butthurt from the cease fire?
NYT posted this:
"Some in northern Israel criticized the truce after it was announced on Thursday, arguing that it would do little to remove the threat posed by Hezbollah. “This is what it is like to have a government that cares about America’s interest, and not that of its citizens,” David Azoulay, the head of the Israeli border village of Metula, wrote on social media."
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>>533321420
>iran is ruling the ME now
total jewmerican humiliation.
>>533321461
lmao nice.
hezbollah are heroes.
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>>533320153
As a strict accelerationist, I see this as the most unfortunate of events. However, there is still hope that the global economy will crash from this, and Iran's statement may be being misread.
They say the strait is open, but only through their route and with fees. The only difference is that all ships are allowed, including US-allied ships. The US may not allow this and may still try to open the strait by force, whereupon Iran will reclose the strait.
Also, the opening of the strait is contingent on the 10-day ceasefire between Israel and Lebanon. If Israel strikes, the strait closes again.
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>>533321915
Get a load of this fucking retard
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>>533320392
>It sounds like the JCPOA all over again
It's literally this meme. How did you idiots elect this person to be the leader of the free world
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>>533322694
Closing the strait only works if it's held closed for more than 2 months. Otherwise it's ineffective. There hasn't been much real damage done. It's all speculative and can be turned around in short order. Very little pain was actually felt.
But if Iran had held the strait closed for 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 months, the pain for the US would have been unbearable, and the US would have conceded to any demand Iran made, even the abolishment of Israel as a state.
That's what Iran could have gotten, but they had to hold the strait longer so that it started to bite in the form of physical shortages and civil collapse in the West.
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>>533320350
They have no say in the matter, the pool is still closed.
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>>533322970
They couldn't because China was litterally choking Iran to get them to accept any deal. The bigg at losers from any strait closure is China and India as they are the biggest economies to rely heavily on the strait for fuel. Europe is the second tier fucked and the US only faces speculative consequences rather than actual ones
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>>533322970
This whole post is extremely stupid. The strait closes again in 5 days. This is just a 5 day window it is opening for because the US capitulated to Iran by getting Israel to stand down and Iran is rewarding them for it.
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>>533322970
I seriously hope this is the end to it, the effects of the loss of crops being planted so far is disastrous, this has been the neo Malthusians wet dream and it made me wonder if Trump was working for the WEF and their depopulation agenda. The world is at maximum capacity as far as energy and food production goes, any disruption is a disaster, this one went so long as to effect mining of shiny metals, never mind food production.
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>>533323204
That's what open means. They also says for a few days so their retarded fanatics don't chimp out, then they'll silently extend it. Iran just got Venezuela'd a couple weeks back, they're just a bit better at hiding their humilation
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Iran literally gets hundreds of billions in sanctions relief, tourism, hormuz toll payment, unfrozen assets. Irans economy will triple in the next 5-10 years. This is the best deal for Iran.
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>>533323286
I'm afraid you're wrong. Iran just backed down from the only chance to fix the West. Now we're just stuck with this niggrified shit pit of vomit from here on out, and it will only get worse and more niggery as time goes by.
All hope just vanished.
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>>533323294
USA started it, so of course they blame Trump. They thought they would be protected by hosting US bases, until the US used them to attack Iran and Iran retaliated against the host country's infrastructure instead of just the base. Being allied to the US has been a massive liability for them. This is partially why Saudi Arabia went around the US and enlisted the help of Ukraine directly to help them with drone defense, because the US was blocking Ukraine from entering the war in an assistance capacity
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>>533323434
Lol.
My pic is real.
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>>533323331
The second China stepped in to force Iran to agree to a ceasefire was the second this was over and the US won. Iran can't keep the pressure going because it fucks over their biggest buyers rather than the US.
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>>533323359
Yeah, depopulation of all the niggers in Africa we've been feeding and growing for the last 50 years, and browns all over the world. What a horrible nightmare! Thank god we avoided it and get to watch the continued brown shitting of the world. Whew!
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>>533320818
Doubtful. He has done irreparable harm to his reputation even among MAGA loyalists. He started a war that nobody wanted for no good reason and attacked some of his most loyal supporters who called him out on it. He mocked people's religion and made a disgraceful post on Easter morning. Gas prices aren't going to come down any time soon. He will try to spin this as a win, but nothing can undo the damage he has caused by his despicable behavior.
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>>533323599
We've been growing a huge crop of retarded apes with our tax dollars, and it's still growing because we're still feeding it.
A famine was needed to wipe all that garbage out.
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>>533323605
>MAGA loyalist, such as all thr people the media claim are MAGA who in reality have constantly yelled and whined at him and declared they were definitely against Trump this time
Losing Fuentes and Tucker Carlson litterally doesn't matter
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>>533323644
Iran didn't start this war though. Trump bombed them pre-emptively off faulty intel provided on purpose to mislead Trump by Netanyahu. Now Saudi Arabia, UAE, Bahrain, Oman, Kuwait, Qatar's oil businesses are all fucked up because of Trump's thunderous idiocy.
And they all donated hugely to Trump through crypto and Jared Kushner to make sure Trump would leave them alone. Bahrain gave him a plane worth $500m. And he's still fucked up their entire country's economy. They're incandescently angry right now.
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>>533323751
Iran started the war by being shia. I'm sorry to tell you but the Arab world will accept the billions of free money the US will send them as an apology, and continue to hate their real enemy in the Shia/Sunni conflict
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>on the coordinated route as already announced by Ports and Maritime Organisation of the Islamic Rep. of Iran.
That's what was said, so it's not free and open. It's open subject to Iran's conditions of coordination with the IRGC, which as previously described had a fee per ship.
So it sounds like that's still there, unless they explicitly amend what was previously said.
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>get hundreds of billions in frozen assets released, all sanctions lifted and billions more in investments, even more billions in hormuz toll payments, tens of billions more in tourism opening up
Irans economy will literally double in matter of fe2 years and then triple in 10 years.
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>>533324118
You are so fucking dumb dude, the relationship between Saudi Arabia and US is in tatters. Saudi Arabia explicitly defied the US and signed a deal directly with Ukraine for mutual defense, because Trump was trying to prevent them cooperating to sabotage Ukraine. Saudi Arabia did it anyway to spite Trump and Rubio. Their relationship is not going to be repaired anytime soon.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx2r4wxdw3no
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>>533324229
I heard they were willing to accept provided they gave them a percentage of the poll pay. Iran refused. Think theyll accept if they tell them theyll use the toll payment to buy from u.s. atleast thats what trita parsi is saying and im pretty sure he talks with araghchi, ghalibaf and zarif regularly
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>>533324461
Iran holds all the cards, US cannot open the strait without them opening it voluntarily. Why would they agree to share the revenue when they don't have to? They can keep this going indefinitely, the US cannot.
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>>533324633
Iran can't keep this going, they're dependent on exporting oil and importing goods from China, there is no toll, the toll is gone, there will be a peace deal announced very soon
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>>533324660
Israel broke the ceasefire 8 times in the first 30 minutes. It's probably going to get called off soon because Israel isn't respecting it
https://archive.is/hTXbe
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>>533324814
>They've lived under devastating US sanctions for decades now
That's not the same thing as having all your infrastructure obliterated in a matter of weeks and the regime completely discredited among its own people.
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>>533324956
The only reason it would be over is apparently the US are working on resurrecting Obama's JCPOA deal with Iran except with Trump's name on it and far worse conditions than Obama negotiated. That deal is still a way off yet though. Strait closes again in 5 days when the ceasefire ends.
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>>533325039
>regime completely discredited among its own people
How is the regime discredited? They faced the US and survived. No regime change occurred despite Hegseth's best efforts. They killed the ayatollah and his son took over an hour later and everything continued as normal. How humiliating.
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>>533324956
Iranians have every reason under the sun to not trust the orange retard.
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>>533325042
Reports of the deal are better than the Obama deal though you lying nigger, they hand over and/or dilute their enriched uranium, under Obama they just gave up their lowest grade uranium, only above ground nuclear reactors, they kept underground ones under Obama
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Please do not feed the shitskin living in Melbourne on welfare. Thank you.
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>>533325164
Ayatollah's son is in charge and was always far more hardline than his father. The whole thing is a huge fuck up. Not even Bush dared attack Iran because of how badly it was expected to go.
>>533325185
The released funds to Iran are significantly bigger than Obama ever allowed. Art of the deal!
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>>533325304
Which is why it won't be accepted and Iran will turn Hormuz into a new Suez whether the US likes it or not. That's very obviously where this is headed. Who can stop Iran from doing this? Certainly not the US navy, we have already seen that demonstrated in the last 7 weeks that they cannot re-open the strait by force
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>>533325308
Oh so he doesn't TACO? Funny how Trump can be whatever you want him be all at the same time even if it's contradictory, but yes if you believed that he was going to kill 90 million+ people then you're drooling spastic
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>>533324143
Except the IRGC is a shiite deathcut that already set the precedent of exploiting its tax base, people, and nation for the proliferation of war and terrorism abroad
THANKS FOR PLAYING THOUGH, dipshit fucking memeflagg faggotnigger
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>>533325415
He was promising to bomb electrical plants, desalination plants and other non-dual use civilian infrastructure which is a straight up war crime. Doesn't matter whether he was going to actually engage in ethnic cleansing. The leader of the free world threatening any of this kind of shit is a historic level disgrace
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What was the point of all this? Its a complete failure, nothing was accomplished. Trump could just have made a deal with the old pre war regime instead of all this bs? Wtf... He failed.
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>>533325504
>He was promising to bomb electrical plants, desalination plants and other non-dual use civilian infrastructure which is a straight up war crime.
Didn't we do that in WW2 when we firebombed Japanese cities? Seems no one complained then.
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>>533320254
the shilling on /pol/ is the highest it's ever been. Or all those "no more wars" Trump voters turned out to be hawks who just want their government to murder browns to maintain their grip on power while they keep getting poorer
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There may be some confusion about what has happened here. Araghchi said the strait is open "on the coordinated route as already announced by Ports and Maritime Organisation of the Islamic Rep. of Iran." The announcement was a $1/bbl fee. The only thing that changed is that now US-allied ships can go through, with the fee. Or that's one reading.
Trump posted that the strait is "completely open and free" and that the "Hormuz situation is over." So that's another reading. It reminds me of the time when Iran said they agreed to a list of points, and Trump said he agreed to a list of points, but the lists they agreed to were not the same. That was funny.
So who knows what's going on with Trump having literacy problems and everyone listening to Trump's misinterpretation of what has been said.
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>>533325751
What happened to 'No new wars' and 'America first'. You guys are way too easily fooled
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>>533325850
Trump is desperately trying to get the price of oil and by extension, gas prices down. He doesn't care what is true. He's trying to manipulate the oil futures market downwards. And he's so retarded he called it the 'Strait of Iran', so it's possible he simply just doesn't understand what Iran's terms are because he's no longer mentally capable of doing so.
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>>533325751
Why didn't you vote for Kamala Harris then, since she said war with Iran was on the table and was backed by Dick Cheney? If I thought wars in the Middle East, I'd vote for whoever Dick Cheney wanted as president.
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>>533326152
If you don't see this as a strategic blunder than you're beyond hope
But tell me this, is it true that the toilets flush in the opposite direction there?
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>>533326152
The US is about to capitulate in this war because the damage of high gas prices near the midterms would be unrecoverable for the GOP. Dems are already predicted to take the senate, which is almost impossible due to the structural bias in the senate towards rural areas. That's how bad the GOP is doing right now
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>533320153
>Lebanon being bombed
>Iran says it will open the strait if the JewSA tells israel to stop
>they do that
>Iran temporarily opens the strait
also visegrad24 and osintdefenders are basically /k/opers with twitters and i assume anyone who posts them is a fag who supports jewlensky.
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>>533326224
Iran is crippled, they've been forced to surrender, their ability to project power in the Middle East has been greatly reduced for many years to come
>>533326234
>US is about to capitulate
Yeah, you're beyond lost
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>>533320153
Day 308 of the 12 day war!
And the UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER of Iran!
Take that Putler!
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>>533326382
>Iran is crippled, they've been forced to surrender, their ability to project power in the Middle East has been greatly reduced for many years to come
Nigger they've now become THE regional power after proving that their missile program was enough to bring the orange retard to his knees.
But enjoy your win if that's what puts this issue to bed. At least Israel got BTFO'd from lebanon.
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>>533326554
It's hurting the US massively, gas prices are $5 a gallon across most of the country. It's $7-8 a gallon on the west coast. That's catastrophic. The only thing American voters care about is gas prices and Trump broke the cardinal rule: don't fuck with the global oil supply.
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>>533326382
And this is exactly what capitulation looks like. Who pays your enemy $20bn to back down if you're winning?
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>>533326632
mk anon well when you get to 1% control of iran we can talk. till then keep coping.
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Trump always wins
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>>533326840
least they bit the bullet as otherwise a toll would have been in place. they may try to get iran to sign the international waters agreement though. does it matter in the long run? no because nobody is going to stop them if they renig.
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>>533326634
Petrol is averaging around $4 in the US you dumb cunt, still cheaper than under Biden despite a war in the Middle East, Iranians are actually dying, having their infrastructure blown up, they are not doing better than the US, you're completely out of touch with reality
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>>533326840
They beat iran to a pulp and got a bargain
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>>533326922
People don't pay 'average' prices because that's rural + city averaged out. In cities, the price is above $5 right now, at absolute minimum
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>>533320254
Yeah, its almost like 90% of miggers are more retarded and stupider than even the lowliest nigger innit?
Why do you think these trannies keep spamming you lost everywhere like they are the ones that won and not the billionaire kikes they blame everything on lmao
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>>533326550
COPE TRANNY
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>>533322306
Its why I don't think Israel will respect the cease fire. They're going to break it at the most opportune moment to them in a bid to get a ground war going. Even if they have to attack the US to do it. Liberty II: Electric Boogaloo.
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>>533327544
they never do but its become clear iran is becoming the regional power so if they continue iran will begin battering them again. US has shown it cant do much.the ceasefire timer is dwindling so if they refuse to accept it then israels going to face a lot of problems.
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>>533325230
Not only that but didn't they even kill the son's Family? What reason has he for peace? How many other fathers and sons and mothers and daughters were lost? How many more will be without a nuclear deterrent? Ask Libya.
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>>533325230
he is but he also is a lot better at leading. his father was on his death bed already. the original iranian ceasefire involved 20 points and they stated when given to the ayatollah he returned it to them twice on several points to be adjusted or removed so he was more reasonable in that aspect.
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>>533327885
what ae you going to do about it? write a truth social post?
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>iran cucked
>Actually Iran is still charging the toll
Do miggers really?
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>>533327905
Here is source
https://www.nbcnews.com/world/iran/live-blog/live-updates-israel-leban on-ceasefire-trump-iran-talks-hormu z-summit-rcna332294