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Imagine there are hyper-intelligent aliens but the reason no one visits or helps save us from ourselves is because of a "prime directive" and people like pic related
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>>533320902
Reminder, servants got bigger balls than the protectorate, I shit on Bannerjeet
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>>533320822
Based, send more YouTube slop content creators to prison.
>>533320902
>muh dick
kys
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>>533320822
Do we have to let niggers ruin EVERY NICE ISLAND ON EARTH?
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>>533321114
Imagine dedicating your life to travelling to the most dangerous parts of the earth in order to convince bone-in-the-nose tribespeople they must believe a guy got crucified 2,000 years ago in order to get to heaven.
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>>533321202
Lmao saving this for the next humor thread
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>>533320822
Give humans methods to nuclear power and they nuke themselves before making infinite energy.
Then they proceed to gatekeep and not use said technology while building enough nuclear weapons to wipe off the planet.
Would you give such civilisation methods for faster than light travel? They would hit something with relativistic speeds, "as a test", the moment they get their hands on it.
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imagine flying a drone there
they will think it's a UFO
that could change their beliefs for the next generations
or imagine sending sidney sweeny waering a bikini and a led face mask
they might create a religion and she could become a godess for them
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>>533321196
The average normie cattle wants to urbanize every other place on earth. They think poor african niggers who have been living like their ancestors for generations need to be vaccinated, children sent to schools, taught about women's rights etc.
But somehow don't feel that way about the Sentinelese. Which is why I think they might be viewed as being less than human.
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This is exactly why I want them all fucking gone. Their "culture" doesnt exist already.
They have no written language, no buildings, they dont even speak their language with other people who learn it.
When white people are outwardly hostile and afraid like the sentinelese, we are punished.
Sentinelese aren't.
Therefore I wish death on the entire island, let it be damned.
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>>533320822
The funniest thing I want to see happen is a Sandals resort sponsored paramilitary group decend on the island in 2 black Hawks and just lay waste with SAWs until the barrels melt. It would be the first literal corpo-country
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>>533321031
>fellow human beings
Lmao
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Imagine how victorious they feel every time they drive off the helicopters that come to check up on them after typhoons with their spears and bows
They probably have big feasts the nights after and their women probably throw themselves at them
The ooga booga life is based as fuck
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>>533320822
These assholes are clearly self aware. They have pretty much mocked and laughed at every visitor. They know what their doing.
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>>533320822
I've been suggesting for years that we send covert operators onto the island and have them secretly install cameras all over the island which are livestreamed onto the Internet 24/7. it would be fascinating to watch how primitive humans behave.
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i flat out can't.
the only woman i've ever known with aspirations of doing so was a total airhead that made dead serious reference to "delivering orphan babies" multiple times.
some people are flat out too stupid for agency
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>>533320822
It would be pretty funny if it turned out the aliens visiting Earth are IRL streamers doing it for the content or weird missionaries trying to spread the gospel and we're the interstellar equivalent of spear chuckers shooting arrows at anything that moves.
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>five years in prison
For what? If they're uncontacted then doesn't that mean they aren't part of that country and therefore exist outside of the law?
If you went there and shot them all, why does anyone have a right to punish you?
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Apparently watching someone get tortured is better than killing the torturer. Despite the torturer using all sorts of tricks to keep the people there. Apparently we can 'choose' not to be tortured, but nobody ever tells us how.