>>533333435
>buy battery
>remove old battery
>throw it in the ocean
>put in new battery

>>533333435
about what they quoted my neighbor last month. instead I loaned her my Costco card to get a $200 battery and she bounced on my dick for install.

>>533333435
$400 battery must be an absolutely banging battery. Shame this retard doesn't know he can just take a taxi to an auto parts store and buy a battery himself.

>>533334255
Someone gotta charge the eels

>>533333435
It's almost like mechanics realize that anyone too lazy to change out a battery can be taken to the cleaners.

>>533333435
this is either a "fuck you do it yourself" quote, an EV, or fake

crime is legal now

>>533334359
I've jump started my car with an M18 battery and driven it to AutoZone myself. This retard is just lazy

>>533334297
i believe this

>>533333435
The guy is a local SEO so clearly he is a CEO in his mind and can afford this. Why is he crying over a battery?

>>533334624
do you really think people would just make up outrageous shit on the internet to drive engagement from the endless sea of retards who believe everything they see online

>Paid at a rate of $358 an hour for a 5 minute task

lol

>>533334624
An EV would cost just under the price of the car. It's an ICE, if it's even real.

>>533333435
I got quoted 400 bucks to change the cabin and engine filters in my car. The filters cost like $10 and it takes less than 20 minutes to do. Mechanics are crooks.

>>533333435
weird the name is male but he can't do a simple battery swap. is this a tranny?

>>533333435
Does vatozone still install batteries?

>>533334297
replacing a car battery is about as easy as putting gas in it. can normal people really not do this?

>>533333435
the battery probably just needs deionised water

>>533333435
Less than I thought it would say

>>533334255
Imagine not getting the core charge
Do you even have a vehicle?

>>533335210
Some vehicles have stupidly placed batteries. Like underneath the ECU or underneath a structural brace. But that only really adds a few minutes to the process.

AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

>>533335249
the core is meant to charge the ocean you capitalist pig

>>533333435
>Go to Costco
>Buy batter for $100
>Take old battery back and get $15 refund for core charge

>>533335389
>Take old battery back and get $15 refund for core charge
IT BELONGS TO THE SEA

>>533333435
America is a rich first world country with third world social norms. Americans haven't gotten the memo yet, so they're opening their fat wallets to every swindler middleman and every "small business". Third worlders haggle with everyone to prevent this. Americans are still used to paying the posted price. You all need to learn to haggle and walk away. Art of the deal. It's not a first world country anymore.

>>533333435
Its expensive but just like 20-30% over.
I heard Americans haggle the price for services anyways?
Mobile means he comes to you I guess?
So:
Battery
Drive there + back
cost for vehicle
hourly rate (I have a min rate of 30min)

For someone being too lazy or dumb to do it himself this is a pretty faggy answer.

>>533335389
AI says it's more efficient to have someone else do it, and use that time you saved to network and increase your revenue.

>>533333435
Dude could change his own battery.

>>533335210
>can normal people really not do this?
no they can't

>>533333435
The problem is effeminate weak men like Andy. Not the free market.
Try again Reddit.

I do almost all my own maintenance. Can't believe how much oil changes cost now, fuck paying them $200 for something I can do myself for $30, and there's a recycling place right by me that I can just drop the old oil off at.
Did my transmission fluid too since my car has over 60k miles in it, man that shit smelled rancid but it was as easy as changing the oil only the car needed to be leveled, just used some jacks. Would have again cost over $300 to get that done at a mechanic.

As for everything else, I get new tires at Costco and get some good deals there, and as a member they do the install and everything. A battery is easy enough to do yourself too. Just get one at autozone or wherever and change it yourself.

>>533334624
I used to charge 185 per hour for labor, and I was on the cheaper end. Plus time going to and from your house. Quite reasonable.

>>533336133
Word.
He's a SEO, so no chance he's so mechanically inclined.
If you can't change a tire or swap a battery,
you shouldn't drive.

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>>533335249
Literally you.

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>>533335284
I have a window of about 20x20mm to get a 300 mm wrench extension to the bolt that holds it. Then I have to remove that bolt and its hook without dropping it into the gut of the engine, right next to the belt. I can do it in five minutes now, but the people who made this definitely need Jesus.

>>533335210
genuinely no
people have become braindead about cars now. most people dont even understand the gas and brake pedals anymore, they thank theyre binary

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>>533336107
Let's see: Something like 500 saved, for one hour of extra work with a longer drive to the shop and all, compared to the guy coming to your house. At 2500 hours of actually usable networking and business fraud time per year, you need approximately 15M invested.

>>533336768
telescoping magnets have saved me so much time in situations like this

>>533336107
Well then AI is retarded because almost paying 800$ for somthing that wouldn't even take me more then 30mins to is full on retard levels also its like 150$ to do it yourself

>>533334255
>tfw living in a coastal city and people STILL take $20 + convenience over giving their batteries back to the sea
If people in the Midwest can make time we have no excuse

>>533333435
>SEO guy posting ragebait for engagement
The brown laptop class probably falls for this type of scam all the time tbqh the spics are going to clean them out

>>533333435
Emergency repair always costs more. The fact that he instantly got a guy that would come over and fix his car is free market in action

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>>533333435
If you don't know how to jumpstart a car or replace a car battery yourself you deserve this.

>>533335210
NPCs treat cars like phones. Put fuel in it and use it until it breaks then buy (lease [throwing tens of thousands of dollars down the drain] or loan [going into tremendous debt]) a new one. They have been conditioned by planned obsolescence and proprietary right to repair obstruction that everything is disposable.

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seems fair to me.
24/7 help anywhere it's priced around 300/500$.

do Americans really bitch for a fistfull more dollars?

>>533337528
in the 1990's he would of called a fren to jump his car then goed to the car fixer store and buyed a new battery and installed it himself. im fact last time i went to the irish car fixer store to replace my tail light bulb the lady at the store was all like oh yeah i know all about those kind of cars and wanted to go and help do the replaceing. i think i have car jumping cables in my car for some reason

>>533337746
>They have been conditioned by planned obsolescence and proprietary right to repair obstruction that everything is disposable.
...and also the fact that fixing stuff or making stuff is not cool and only fucking many bitches is cool. bitches have utter abject contempt for ppl who do things for themselfs instead of paying someone else

>>533336631
Your parental guardian of your unit decided upon themselves to remove physical sensors from the tip of your benis from your meatsuit in this timeline which you cannot undo. You have been desensitized and marked like cattle. You are now part of the NPC spectrum that cannot comprehend what sensations are felt from having said foreskin. At least we can educate future fathers to not fuck up their son’s lives when they get thrown into this timeline. The psychological trauma you had to endure when you escaped the womb is part of the reason why you are calloused and numb. Remember those blood curdling screams? You can be in denial all you want. Just understand sex in vagene is incredible when your exterior benis skin doesnt have a layer of keratin. How can you make judgement of what is bad and not bad on perceptions of sensors that are not physically there? Is your foreskin in the room with us now or does it just haunt you only in your mind? Your neurons sent blaring signs of WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU MAKE YOUR NEWBORN CRY IN PAIN AND INFLICT HARM as you listen to your son cry for help while you give permission. Psychopaths are not born, they are created through trauma. You already went through trauma escaping that prison as you egress out of a vagene and saw the light! Imagine the smell! That foul rancid gefilte fish aroma that permeated through the room when your mother got aroused. To get strapped into and held against your will and not your choice of getting what gives you pleasure that you will never experience be removed. Physical wounds heal. That is why we, the ones in our original form that God (whatever God you pray to) embedded in your genetics and chromosomes and intended us to be, to educate you so the mental wounds would scar over and remind you of the dumb goylem you were destined to be. Dont be like your parents you fuckin goylem.

>>533333435
what the hell kind of battery is he buying? i had the same thing happen this week and it only cost me $150 to replace it myself. rode all the way to walmart and back on my bike to get it, with the core return one way and the new battery the other. was not easy but it saved me $500+ apparently.

>>533337854
He could do that now too, free market enables stores to sell batteries and tools you need at cheap prices.

>>533335210
I mean yeah I know how, but I don't have any socket wrenches so I get my dad to help me.

>>533335210
People are pretty silly, however some cars place the battery in silly locations. My mom's BMW requires a whole bunch of crap to be taken out to get to it. When I bought my car I had no idea where the battery even was. I look under hood, don't see it. Pop the plastic cover off thinking it's under, it's not. Open the back, look under hatch, no battery... Look for owners manual and there wasn't one in the car. Then I start looking under the floor mats and don't see anything. I finally got frustrated enough to Google it and it was under the floor mat (I missed it) behind passenger seat. Only indicator there was anything there was a tiny silver screw with a star head.

>>533334624
base rate california licensed ASE labor is $110/hr as regulated by the state. So, 1 hour car battery change will be $110 min labor charge. $330 makes sense if they're charging for 1 hour drive to/from your car. $400 battery is about what a duralast AGM now costs before taxes.

$800 is an alright quote for an on site on call battery change. Which is why I have AAA because AAA will only burn me $200 for the battery no labor on the service call.

p much any car after 2015 needs some kind of ecu reset after you change the battery. it sucks.

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>>533333435
What kind of a battery costs $400 lmao?

>>533338231
It took my mom's bf longer to do her battery on her BMW than it took him to do the water pump on his f-350 diesel.

>>533333435
Changing a battery takes like 10 minutes what the fuck?

>>533338231
> My mom's BMW requires a whole bunch of crap to be taken out to get to it

No it doesn't. Takes 15 minutes top to change the battery in a BMW. Even if you’re a moron, like your mom’s son.

>>533334297
Hello, sir. I move to Canada and am no luck with Canada girls. Can you share wisdoms for me so I can to fuck on hot white woman? I were cologne but it doesn't drive woman horny for me. Pls help I'm so lonely and horny.

>>533338340
Optima batteries can be $350-$1000 or even more.

>>533338285

AC Delco AGM $180.00….and it takes 15 minutes to change the battery in a BMW.

>>533338340
a duralast AGM
the west isn't like russia with only one car battery for all vehicles/trucks. Here, there's three different flavors between Ford, GM sidepost and Chrysler. And European H3-9 series batteries that you might be familiar with.

>>533333435
That is standard for mobile repair

>>533334359
That's probably what he ended up doing, he just wanted to see if the convenience of having someone come out and doing it was worth it - I might pay $50 markup for that sort of service, but they're asking $500.

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>>533338597
Nope. An OEM ACD 78 is $220 now. These are known to be shit, most people want the gel pack AGMs because they take more abuse and last longer. A 78 AGM is $400 because the discount yellow odyssey batteries are known to have defective cells.

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$400 isn't that much for a battery when a non-AAA service call is probably $800. AAA's $200 batteries are known to be shit too, but most will last at least a year, sometimes more if you're easy on the AC.

>>533338856
I've had two of these last ten years each in two different cars desu. I am not afraid of these cheaper batteries.

>>533333435
Just replace it yourself. Also this is obviously a scam what 432$ labour. That's supposed to be like 60$

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>>533338590
>>533338621
And why do you need a deep-cycle AGM battery?
It's not for an RV or a boat or some off-grid solar system, it's a fucking car battery even the cheapest ones can last 5+ years.
Ironically I have an American battery in my car (Exide), it was like 70 EUR I can't recall, but a fraction of $400.

>>533333435
Damn he must be poor if he's upset by $700. I wiped my ass with $700

>>533338709
>I might pay $50 markup for that sort of service
And this is why you will never run a successful business. Charity is nice but it wont be keeping your lights on.

>>533334297
>>533333435
they gotta pay insurance, travel time an fuel, they all gotta provide a warranty in that warranty they gotta cover fuel, and vehicle deprecation money lost not selling a battery etc.

your also paying for the convenience.

>>533338961
me too but half of all drivers are women
>>533338978
Most people don't own their cars in the first place, most drivers under 40 are still making payments and just need the car to last about 48 months or 4 years. So when the battery dies, and the bank/dealer will not cover it because they're jewish, they come into the store and get mad at me for charging them sales tax. It's tolerable when it happens once, but when it happens twice or more they get really mad and throw a fit. I just tell people with new model cars to get the premium battery unless they want to come back. They don't, so it's a safe investment.

Anyway, deep cycle is needed because women will run the AC without the engine on which kills the battery.

>it's a fucking car battery even the cheapest ones can last 5+ years.
Nope. Most car batteries here last about 18-24 months. Most less. Sure you can just add more acid, but nobody does that in practice. Batteries die faster in cold areas because people (women) will turn up the heated seats and blast the heater when the engine isn't running, and the engine itself needs more cranking power in the first place.

This isn't like Canada or Russia where you can just hook up to a block heater and avoid all this.

>>533339036
Not wanting to spend $500 to save 30 minutes means that I'll never run a successful business - sure thing, boss.

>>533338229
Nigger you better be no older than like 18-19. Start accumulating tools now and hold onto them. Yard sales are the best, then flea markets, then thrift stores, then harbor freight. Don't let some braindead retard talk you into buying strap-on tools.

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Remember that a real deal commercial diesel truck is x3 of these or x9 of lead-acids in parallel. And, this often still isn't enough with how people push their vehicles.

>>533338989

Kys shilljeet

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>>533339290
The only time I've had a battery die on me prematurely was when I had a problem with my electrical system (French car, go figure) that drained it completely a couple of times.
If you're not a retard (woman) and your car doesn't have excessive parasitic load or some other electrical problem, they don't die that quickly.
Or maybe that's just in backwards Eastern Europe, maybe you're getting jewed with batteries in the Jewnited States of Jewmerica.

>>533339391
Amazing how many idiots buy a giant diesel truck just to tow a trailer with a lawnmower or some shit. Diesel owners love to idle in parking lots for some reason too, gassing everyone out.

>>533334297
I've fucked 5-6 women on my street to cover the labor for their auto repair costs.

I had a gal that needed new valve cover gaskets put on her Honda but didn't want to pay the mechanic the absurd price of $1700. She bought the part, I spent 30 minutes installing it. She fed me dinner/beer and fucked my brains out until morning for over a week.

It's literally the easiest pussy to acquire.

>>533339539
I've personally killed at least six or seven batteries just from tool charging. It's very commonplace in trucks without PTOs. I've personally replaced hundreds of batteries by people, mostly women, who leave the AC on always when they're in the car.

Since you live in Eastern Europe, your battery standards are very different, and stupid people can't afford to drive. Does your car even have AC and when's the last time you used it? What about your heated seats? Most people use both every day between their AM/PM commutes.

>>533334255
We make ammo out of old car batteries here in Freedomland gunlet.

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>>533334359
>>533333435
EH BIG GUYS
he said MOBILE REPAIR BUSINESS
they told him price for mobile phone battery

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>>533339664
By your own admission people kill batteries out of ignorance, not because there's anything inherently wrong with standard lead-acid batteries, so I've made my point.
You're welcome to try driving here without AC and heated seats.

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>>533333435
This is totally real. The same exact thing happened to me last week.

>>533335113
How many miles away is the closest battery store to where you broke down. In an atomized nation you don't have people who will come help. So you could end up walking 30 miles there and back even in a suburban city. Batteries are heavy, roads are dangerous to walk down and if you miss work you could get fired.

What was your point again? You are better off than others for some reason and that makes you a better person? Would you rather he take you down to use your car or take your battery?

>>533339713
you guys still use catapults?

>>533334255
Dis iz da wey

>>533339999
A working battery doesn't leave you stranded in the middle of driving your car, that would be the alternator.

>>533339999
What a waste of digits. Anyway, a battery is something you test annually and replace every 5 years regardless of if you broke down or not. If everything is so "atomized" and it's life or death your machine works, you engage in preventative maintenance.

>>533339999
Bro you just need a jump to get yourself to an auto store. Also I imagine most people have some sort of roadside assistance setup with free towing, push come to shove.

>>533333435
someone's getting fleeced. this isn't a "shit is too expensive" but "retards will pay anything because they are too lazy" problem.

i literally went to Interstate Battery the other day and got TWO brand new batteries for <$500. Took me all of 15 minutes to swap out myself. The fuck is wrong with people?

Even if you have some kind of complicated location like in the trunk, usually it's just "another 30 minutes" of work at max. No battery swap should take any semi-competent mechanic >1hr to complete. So how the fuck are they charging $300 worth of labor on this?

>>533334255
step three is very important

>>533340286
5 years is anal as fuck lmao. That's just wasting money.

>>533333435
bro you should do battery replacements and charge 5 dollars and become wealthy because people will buy from you instead

didn't think of that did you?

>>533333435
To be fair the batteries now have gotten out of control. Had to get one for my truck last year and it was 200$. They use some newer version, it’s not just a regular lead acid battery so they get to charge double the price for it. In this case maybe learn to do it yourself faggot.

>>533340379
That's the price I pay for not wanting to break down. I got a Duralast Gold last year for $300. That's $60/year amortized on my schedule and hardly an expense to me. It only would get "cheaper" if someone like you were willing to risk a breaking down.

>>533334255
/thread

>>533340570
Bro, do not have a multimeter? They're like 5 bucks at harbor freight. A bettery will let you know when it's on it's way out long, long before you're in danger. You don't need to just replace them every 5 years.

>>533334297
>u guise did u know
>prostitutes will have sex with you in exchange for services as well as goods
that's why they're called prostitutes, anon, bragging that you got access to high mileage pussy for your time is silly

>>533335249
core charge is like 25$ hed have been better grabbing an uber to walmart. Hed have been better towing it. Batteries dont cost 400$, not even in a 2500 HD truck. They cost like 250, Canadian, in that truck. 120-150$ for the battery, 15 minutes labor which is about 40 bucks on a mobile repair guy, add in travel. That should have been about 250 bucks total.

>>533340707
Yes, I brought it when I changed out the battery to see if the alternator was charging the new battery.

>>533340570
I have four cars, and I've never gotten less than ten years out of a battery. I replace mine when they're starting to get weak, it's easy enough to sense. Once every few years, I run a reconditioning cycle with a trickle charger. Why throw money away.

>>533339391
>Remember that a real deal commercial diesel truck is x3 of these or x9 of lead-acids in parallel. And, this often still isn't enough with how people push their vehicles.
I just put adapters on my cables and buy cheap Marine batteries for my cars.
Can go months without a car being ran and the battery fires up.

>>533334255
What the fuck is wrong with you don't throw batteries in the ocean you fucking moron

>>533333435
Just repair the battery? It's a pretty basic technology if it's lead acid

>>533340808
In cold weather climates the winter freeze kills batteries especially if - you have 4 cars and dont use them all, all winter long.

>>533334297
get boomers bragging about fucking disgusting whore single mothers off my incel website

>>533340808
Because I can. Sorry I care about my things. The better question is why do you care if I do this?

>>533340861
bro where else are you supposed to throw them away

>>533340912
poor brown people who have mythologized their poverty to the point that they're proud they have to run things into the ground to survive

>>533340924
Off a highway overpass in a brown area obviously.

>>533340329
The guy is driving out to the car. The tools have to be on the vehicle, the guy has to drive, and everything has to be done in the field. It a service for the rich to have their vehicle serviced in their driveway, so he can pay the price for the convenience, otherwise his faggot ass can go get a battery and put it in himself. Don't really get to complain about a luxury service charging to much, just makes you seem poor.

Nah everyone knows what you do with old batteries is stick a wrench between both terminals and leave it to be donated to your local synagogue.

>>533339664
how do you run the ac without the engine spinning ?
Are there electric compressors now ?

>>533340329
Back in the day you could be lazy and wouldn’t get fleeced. Hell you didn’t even need a car, in the 70s you could just take cabs everywhere and it was affordable.

>>533340912
I don't care if you waste money, I just don't get why - and you claimed that replacing every five years is what someone is supposed to be doing.
>>533340874
If you're letting cars sit in cold weather - they should be indoors on a decent trickle charger.

>>533334255
>throw it in the ocean

This but jokingly

>>533339115
Yes I was also quoted outrageous prices for a low quality service and when I questioned the price they angrily said
>we are a business and we have to make a profit dont we??

So i cant really afford this despite being well off by my countries standards so im starting to think their business isnt viable.

>>533339971
for 99% of americans, AC and heated seats are mandatory and the car figures it out for them. All American cars default their climate controls to Auto, just like most American homes built after 2015

>>533340861
fuck off tranny.

>>533340800
Okay. Good. Once a year or so (especially in the winter) make sure the battery didn't lose more charge than you're happy with overnight. Is your engine needing to turn over one time more than normal before starting? Check it with the multimeter immediately after turning the engine off and then after it sat overnight. If your battery is holding strong there is no sense in changing it out. As long as you're not always letting it die you can easily push them way longer than five years. They don't suddenly die without warning unless you let it lose too much charge which can sometimes kill them.

>>533341209
>If you're letting cars sit in cold weather - they should be indoors on a decent trickle charger.
>all 4 of your cars
>or 7
>should be
You live on a property with 12 other people and they sit on grass, and it rots their frames. Welcome to Canada, nobody owns homes anymore but lots of people got their dead fathers old cars.

>>533340970
I think a lot of people operate on a min/max mentality and life just doesn't work that way. These same types tell you to put yourself in retarded financial positions to chase 1%.

>>533341209
You obviously missed the point of that entire post: you can be preventative or risk it, and the choice is yours. I would rather spend money than risk it. That's why I make money in the first place.

>>533336768
Don't look up what it takes to change a front lightbulb in a Megane.

>>533334255
Donate it to the ocean, free of charge.

>>533334297
I would rather take the money for installing it but you do you

>>533341258
Whatd you have done, if they cant justify the parts and labor then its just a scam. Jobs take certain amounts of hours. If its like yea changed your oil filter 4 hours labor, you can just sue them.

Or you know I mean maybe you decide that you have *too much* used motor oil and dont know what to do with it, and youre standing in the middle of the washroom looking at their toilet and sink and. People think crazy things sometimes you know.

That seems 'reasonable' from what I've seen from mechanics but the thing is you can literally do it yourself. I even know a service where they replace prius batteries for free as long as you buy your own.

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>>533333435
IF YOU CANT AFFORD THAT THEN MOVE TO A NEW COUNTRY!

>>533334476
labor is bullshit. I bought some tires for my car and got harassed into taking them to the mechanic bh my mom once and the labor cost as much as the tires and she wouldn't even admit she had screwed me. Costs less than 100 bucks for a jak and the tools but with her it's always "it's too hard for me, so it must be hard for you!" because she's a fucking incompetent bimbo.

>>533336537
nigger this is a 20 minute job. youve never done labor, you stupid nigger child

>>533341413
>I would rather spend money than risk it.

There is NO risk in pushing it longer than five years if you are a competent human being.

>>533341353
I usually only have one of my cars indoors at any time (need the space for my motorcycles), but it doesn't get cold here.
>>533341413
Look man, you do you, and the math is a little different for commercial vehicles - but replacing batteries every five years is just throwing money away for most people.

>>533333435
When I got back from Alaska and had to pull my car out of storage, it cost me 250 dollars to get it jumped. Robbery. It's like when H&R Block quoted me 780 dollars to do my two W2s.
>We are a business and charge for our services
Yeah, too fucking much is what.

>>533341594
>pushing it
See, I simply don't believe in doing that. I hope that helps.

>>533341543
The only reason it costs that much is its a mobile repair service, which should be cheaper than a tow since it involves not needing a huge truck and gas. He quoted 358$ labor but didnt declare how many hours that was, or the rate. THAT is how you know its a scam. All mechanics bills will show the exact parts, as he did - (battery) and labor, in hours, with rate, so you know how long he worked and for how much. Heres how that would look:

Labor: 358$ (.25 hours)
{Hourly Rate} $1,432$$

>>533334255
Checked and based oldfag

>>533333435
#IREADITIBELIEVEIT

>>533334297
Man
If a woman offered me sex in exchange for services I'd just give her a blank stare and leave without saying anything

>>533339664
I dont live in a place that's very hot or cold.
Heated seats feel like a fat person was sitting there before me and AC is for the rare hot day.

>>533333435
Car battery costs like $150 and you just have to remove like 4 bolts

>>533340861
Get a load of this faggot

>>533341413
You are a fucking loser lmao. Imagine bragging about doing something that literally nobody does because it’s fucking stupid and the only person backing you up is clearly a jew fleecing your money because you’re a pussy who’s afraid of breaking down like a fucking woman would be. If you really don’t want to break down just learn how to tell if your battery is getting worn out instead of setting some arbitrary timeline of replacement based on nothing more than a stupid guess that tickles your autism.

>>533336537
Well, you're a nigger. I locked myself out of my car even though I had my key in my pocket (thanks technology). To get some guy out to unlock it cost $80.

>>533341843
You're calling me a jew and a woman because I spend money and do my own vehicle maintenance? Autismo is right, however.

For 800$ you could get both your rear airbags bought, and replaced, and front pads, and installed - in Canadian dollars. Thats the type of repair 800$ is, its actually only about 550$ US for what I just described. 750 for a battery is outright theft.

>>533341695
You're dead wrong in this discussion. Your battery is just a car part like any other. You treat it as such. Do you arbitrarily change tie rods, ball joints, struts, rotors, pads, etc etc? Of course not. The only things that makes sense for are fluids and belts. Everything else gets changed when it's time.
You're just making yourself look mechanically illiterate repeating these lowest common denominator platitudes meant for stupid people to keep them out of trouble. That is not meant for competent people.

>>533341926
You’re not a jew, you’re the mark. The whole point of learning something is to save money, otherwise why not just be a real spender and have someone else do your shit for you? Imagine wasting money AND being DIY. You’re like a kike’s wet dream, wasting piles of money and doing the labor yourself lmao. How the fuck did you even come up with a five year schedule for high quality expensive batteries? It makes zero sense

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>>533342242
Alright, well, apparently I've triggered the resident /o/ posters. If you'll excuse me, I have to go change my oil because it's been 2001 miles since I last did.

>>533339841
you might be on to something actually

>>533342357
Oil is 5000 miles 7000km. Ideally you do it at like 5-6k instead yea, so closer to that 3k miles.
If your car manufacturer says it goes 12k, thats a lie, and you will be buying a new engine. Cadillac tells people shit like that.

>>533334983
Why would anyone do that? I'm too busy running a multi-level million dollar pyramid scheme and partying overseas. Buy my program today for 69.99.

>>533336631
>>533336664
>>533336737
Jew doesn't know how identifiable he is

>>533342434
I went 1,000 miles past when valvoline thinks I should change my oil but my car said it still has 50% oil life left. What's the deal with that?

>>533342357
Sorry for actually knowing what I'm talking about and trying to help a nigga out. You have a multimeter. You have ears. You don't tell the battery when it's time, it tells you. It doesn't suddenly die, there will be signs. You seem smart enough to be able to handle this.

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>>533333435
Fraud insurance will cover let’s charge outrageous fees. Brown people taken over lots of things you can tell whites scam to because everyone is scamming some justifying it because of billionaires. Pay suppression. Some do it to do it. Long and short. Everything’s fucked. Golden age needs to purge scammers by public executions

Also the thing with oil is as your car ages it develops wear and play in the cylinders, eventually you can imagine the pistons start slapping against the walls of the cylinders and grinding on them, and the engine will shake itself apart. Thats how your 400,000km 2002 honda civic dies, one of several ways anyways. So while this is happening, before it shakes itself apart, for a long time itl leach gasoline into the oil through that space in the cylinders and pistons, and it degrades your oils lubricity, in other words it becomes less good at being oil. Its less lubricative, and you get more grinding.
So thusly, in a higher miles car, change the oil more. You can also smell the oil on the dipstick, if it smells like gas, replace it.
>>533342657
Oil life is an estimate it doesnt actually measure quality. It means nothing except time since last change.

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>>533334709
If it’s bad for America. Thanks liberals

>>533339841
>Battery died in my car
>My car
>Called mobile repair
>Called
Are you pretending to be retarded

>>533333435
It costs nothing to throw your number around as a "mobile repaur business".
For a $700 battery replacement I'll be your "mobile repair business".
I'm amusing that's the logic here, probably some wide-net jerkoff tgat gets paid by retards for random types of jobs.

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>>533334297
Profit

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>>533335302
So what?

>>533343297
Makes a lot of sense when you realize people can't drive their car when the battery is dead, too heavy to carry on public transport etc

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>>533338179
You rode your bike home with a car battery?
That seems like a challenge at best.
Way to get it done, anon

>>533333435
>OP contacts a mobile service and doesn’t expect to be taken advantage of
You’re a fucking idiot stop posting here

>>533333435
>$30 Uber ride to autozone
>$150 for battery
>maybe $50 for miscellaneous tools
>$30 Uber ride back to your car
>1 hour to do it yourself
This is probably over estimating cost.

>>533340879
Cope and seethe. Imagine his fat belly jiggling, gray pubes getting soaked in her pussy juice, and her gobbling up his cock as you cry all over your key board lmao
Boomers literally cannot stop winning.

>>533340861
>Your American citizenship has been revoked