>Final payment Paid
Absolutely satisfying.

king shit.

We live in a society

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i'll gladly pay you in installments over the next 4 fridays for a hotdog today.

>>533338162
Interest free? What a deal!

>>533338162
You borrowed hotdog
You pay for it
Simple as

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>>533338162
love you anon

We need Costco hot dog forgiveness. Shouldering this massive debt is affecting my future prospects.

>>533338162
Congratulations on your glizzy ownership anon

>>533338162
yo they are tracking halves of pennies

is it better to get 2% cashback on a hotdog or pay over time?

>>533340127
That is the question of our time.

>>533338162
wtf the payments aren't monthly? How poor are people that they actually need this?

>>533340127
There is no way you would be getting a 2% return on your money in 1.5 months even if you invested it AND were able to pay off in bulk at the end. Having to pay installments makes this even worse. The cashback is by far the better option

If you could pay off the hotdog 6 months later or something then it could be worth it. But, only if you buy hotdogs in bulk, because for a single hotdog the fees of investing that money would likely dwarf the returns. The cashback, meawhile, is a solid unconditional 2% return, no fees or deductions.

>>533338162

your parents paid for it with their $60 or $120 annual membership

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>>533338162
UNFATHOMABLY BASED!

>>533341265
(You) for an actual effort post.

>>533338970
Stupid goy didn't even factor in the opportunity cost of $1.50 for 60 days.
This is why jews rule the world.

>>533338162
how do you even pay the third subunit? or are they rounding up or down?

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>>533338162
This is a next level shitpost. Did you have to get a credit pull for this?

>>533338162
you should make a course on this plans of action type shit

>>533338162
fucking Rothschild. your class will be eaten soon

>>533338162
What happens if you don't pay it? Will the repo man come and take your turd? Does it matter if it's not the hotdog turd?

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>>533338162
>one wiener
Lol

DEBTMAXXXXXXXXX

>>533343024
They send the Costco Repo Men after you, a deadly crew put together from ex paramilitary

>>533343024
just file for hotdog bankruptcy

>>533338162

I hope you put the capital in good use.

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can someone smarter than me tell me how to invest this or should i buy costco hot dogs instead

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>>533343276
Costco dog default swaps, my man.

>>533343276
Nice money. You actually have a fucking plan or squirreling?

>>533338162
best thread I've seen here in months

>>533343276
Costco stock is actually a legit good investment.

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>>533338162
Leveraging the 120-day, same-as-cash hot dog deal to pull in interest to build your nestegg.

If that's not winning, I don't know what is. You'll for sure be a homeowner by age (checks flag) 67.

>>533341069
ameripoor level

>>533338162
Kek im proud of you son! Learning responsibility 1 hotdog at a time!>>533338162

>>533343276
Move it to Fidelity and put it in the FBALX fund.

>>533338162
I kneel

>>533343276
Invest in Costco hotdogs. Just make sure to close your position in time because you really don’t want a physical delivery of Costco hotdogs unless you’re able to rent a hotdog van with a certified driver. Or if you’re really hungry I suppose.

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>>533343346
Just saving up to buy a house with my dad, i got another $400k locked into an injury pension cause i lost an eyeball at work this one time but he still isn't retiring and my pension commutation takes ages to process so i was looking for some form of investment i can do to grow this money i saved up in the meantime

>>533343684
i would not deal an eye ball for 800K
i think you got scammed bro

>>533343741
you get used to it eventually plus im on disability while working fulltime so i basically do not pay taxes
i unironically get more gibs than nonwhites (deserved) but yeah 2 eyes would be better

>>533343741
>>533343684
Nigga in Bulgaria saying he wouldn't sell an eye for $800,000.
Nigga please.
IF you died at work they'd send your family some flowers, maybe.
And no money.
And you'd sell me your sister AND daughter for $8000 much less $800,000 which is more than you have anything to offer for it.

>>533338917
it's not a kosher dog that's for sure

>>533343975
kys kike

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>>533343975
i am wealthier than you, go finance a hotdog on karna mutt bitch

>>533344081
That's not remotely impressive to me. I had more than that in annual income by 30.

>>533342390
Thanks anon

>>533344207
you were working for that

i just click two buttons per cycle of 4 years

you understand the difference?

i just enjoy letting the mutts deal in the real world

I Literally Spit Out My Drink Laughing This Week At These 28 Pictures That Are Pretty Much Physically Impossible Not To Smile At

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>>533343276
>Canadian dollar
Did you not read the post? Finance a hot dog with it

>>533344358
>i just click two buttons per cycle of 4 years
But enough about your tongue and your dads prostate

>>533344617
I might have to make it on installments....... 39k cad is $1.49 usd

>>533344617
i love chocolate milk

>>533338162
kek

>>533338162
Kek, did that hot dog being paid off boost your credit score?

>>533343664
Costco hot dogs would be a pretty good idea for a stable coin.

>>533338162
Respect.

That kind of discipline and consistency is RARE, especially at 24.

You didn’t wait for luck.
You BUILT your own momentum day by day.

That’s what separates people.

Keep going.
Because that mindset turns small wins into something REAL.

Proud of you bestie

Zoomer mortgage

>>533344081
>>533344358
how do I get money like you anon