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Iran got scared and made a deal
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>Iran gets $20 billion dollars to open the Straight of Hormuz.
It was open before the war and Iran didn't have $20 billion dollars in American tax payer's money.
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trump lied again
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what did they mean by this. is it open or not?
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>Elsa is coping
It's very funny to watch the piggers and the trannys cope so hard about this total obliteration for their narratives.
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>>533346757
I love yuri
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POOLS CLOSED
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>>533347743
The whole thing makes Obama’s deal look that much more impressive. Whatever it took to get that deal, a new one at this point would need an order of magnitude more resources and statecraft. So short of that, yeah I would say no deal.
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>>533347416
Two months ago literally nobody gave a fuck about Iran. Now they are the hottest topic on the planet.
Anyone thinking USA won or gained anything in this war lives in fairy land. It's nothing but a massive fuckup.
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>>533348628
>It’s far too soon to tell
So far all we have seen is Iran gaining small win after small win after small win, constantly. Meanwhile USA has literally gotten zero wins.
We don't know the end result, but if things keep going the way they have been going, Iran is just going to continue to win until Trump gives up entirely.
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>>533348628
>US further from stated goals than at the outset, with no real leverage (none it dares to utilize at least, and for good reason), no allies in the fight and on trajectory to no allies period, apparently no strategic goal in mind in the first place, and its world standing down the shitter
>iron kippah domed in, noticing through the roof, so much so even EU good goys are less overt in sucking jewish cock
Even if a new government sprouts overnight that's friendly to the US and Ba'al's chosen (and doesn't get immediately coup'd by millions of angry Iranians), the US still will have lost far more than it gained. And there are absolutely zero signs pointing to that being even a distant possibility.
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>>533348013
Yeah something absolutely retarded is gonna happen and Iran is gonna be restocked.
Iran understands that you cannot trust a single word out of this rabbi receptacle, in fact, you should plan for the opposite.
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What the shill hell is going on itt
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>>533348628
>goal is to stop Iran from having Nukes (they couldn't get for 40 years)
>now US will pay Iran 20 billion USD for whatever Uranium they might have
>zero guarantees that Iran will not enrich more uranium
>strait of Hormuz still being tolled in Yuan
I guess "winning" changed it's meaning within the past month or so.
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>>533350384
O nukes and a new trade corridor from India to Israel- straight through Gaza. Had to stop the funding of the "extremists" jeopardizing the project. America has been mildly affected by this war, besides incessant propaganda, but iran has been decimated
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>>533346625
>for real this time guys
>there's really a deal
>remember when I made that great deal to stop Russia and Ukraine from fighting?
>and when I negotiated that deal between Israel and Palestine?
>I make the best deals!
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>Oil at 100 a barrel and not coming down any time soon
>Iran charging a massive toll for every ship that goes through
>30 ships a day at the most compared to 200 before the war
>US trying desperately to get a 'deal' that puts US back where we were 6 weeks ago
>Enriched Uranium still in Iran
>Regime not changed
>Gulf states furious at the US for being useless
BIG WIN FOR TRUMP.
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More like Trump got scared and pleaded with Pakistan to broker some type of framework for a deal. This will unfortunately all fall apart within the next few weeks because the US is no longer a serious country.
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