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>>533351819
>almost
By the end of the year the satanic jewish pedo cult will drop the almost
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>>533351819
We are living under the first president crazy enough to view himself as a messianic figure. Crazy times. Boomers can't shed their mortal coil fast enough
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Friendly reminder that a lying narcissistic opportunistic greedy vile scamming real estate agent isn't a likely candidate to be sent by God to help anyone, much less save them.

There's only 1 Christ, and He is the complete opposite of drumpf.
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>>533351819
trumps the antichrist, whats new?
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My favorite Bible story is the one where Jesus starts an unprovoked, unnecessary and illegal war, blows up a building full of schoolgirls, destabilizes the world's economy, tells the Pope to go fuck himself, and then jets off for a long weekend of golf at Tel-a-Lago
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>>533352187
would Jesus Christ sell $1000 signed bibles
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>>533351819
> trump christ
Good, lets whip him 39 times, then nail him to a cross.
If he arises on the third day, he can be the king of Merikka till the heat death of the universe.
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>>533352119
No, antichrist is said to command the masses and be beloved by half of the world. He is said to start a world war. Orthodoxy considers Hitler to be the anti Christ
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>>533352301
Orange Christ would. Dont forget the vaporware phond
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He was always one of the good ones
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>>533351819
He really is if you think about it. He is so close to Jerusalem I bet he has some Bethlehem in his blood. He does GODs will by making everyone more prosperous while judging the righteous and the wicked. He spreads the Word with his autographed bibles. When he was convicted of Jan 06 it was like when Judas betrayed Jesus. Getting shot was probably more painful than crucifixion and he got shot for our sins. When he was elected again it was like when Jesus rose from the dead.
You’d have to be a fool to not see the similarities.
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>>533351819
*republican announces (singular)
Good luck on your English journey, fren. :)
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>>533351819
Literally in what way whatsoever?
I can't stand christcucks, and even I'm offended by this.
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>>533352323
He has and he does. They are calling him the second coming whay more do you want? Or is it that in the end you found yourself supporting the antichrist and you cant deal with that. I supported him first term too, but realised i fucked up. Now I work against him, it can be done.
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>>533351819
>Trump "like second coming" of Jesus
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>>533352323
>orthodoxy considers Hitler to be the antichrist
Of course, because they're retarded faggots. Just shows you how far Christians have fallen.
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The book cover even has Trump's ballroom in the background.
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Can anyone find the actual book? All I get is Facebook shot
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The First Coming of Christ is merely another name for the creation, for Christ is the Son of God. The Second Coming of Christ means nothing more than the end of the ego's rule and the healing of the mind. (https://acim.org/acim/en/s/83#10:1-2 | T-4.IV.10:1-2)
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>>533359698
Anyone who says "ego" is a brainlet.
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>>533351819
>almost
Only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
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>>533351819
At what point do we say it is time to make the Republicans an untouchable slave caste?
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>>533362697
hopefully it counts in crucifictions
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>>533351819
based christcucks praising zognaldo as their new lord and master
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>>533353271
>jesus is literally anti-jesus
No, the anti-christ is literally bolshevism. The brainworms required to follow it is the mark of the beast.

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