>NOTHING CHANGED

Strait Status?
Petrodollar status?
Lebanon status?
Bibi status?

>NEW BAKER NEEDED.
>THIS IS MY LAST ONE FOR THE NIGHT
>NEW BAKER NEEDED.
>THIS IS MY LAST ONE FOR THE NIGHT
>NEW BAKER NEEDED.
>THIS IS MY LAST ONE FOR THE NIGHT

>>533354194
>>533354024

>>533354234
>Strait Status?
Uno reversed.
>Petrodollar status?
Good for the US.
>Lebanon status?
Lol.
>Bibi status?
Winning.

>>533354236
sleep well friend

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>NEW BAKER NEEDED.
>THIS IS MY LAST ONE FOR THE NIGHT
>NEW BAKER NEEDED.
>THIS IS MY LAST ONE FOR THE NIGHT

>>533354337
thank you. you too.
have a cat on me.

>>533354283
> Multiple Israeli explosions are currently underway in southern Lebanon.

> Israeli demolition activity have taken place across the city of Bint Jbeil, Khiam, Naqoura and Al Bayda in southern Lebanon.

> Israeli detonation activity has shaken neighboring towns and cities including Sidon.

>Non stop Israeli military activity with explosions heard across southern Lebanon.

no video or pics are posted tho. i shouldn't have changed my name

>>533354236
>>533354387
Shut up, fuck. Some other retard will make threads.

>>533354387
>>533354236
I'll do s bake or two.

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>>533354100
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776468414101148.webm" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776468414101148.webm

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Well it was nice while it lasted.

>>533354449
Thank you.

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I am getting fucking bored sick of this war now is it going to kick off or not?
I want kino
I want sunken carriers
I want 50,000 explosive drones attacking the Las Vegas strip

Schrödinger Strait status?

>>533354539
Best I can do you is the collapse of commodities markets if they can be manipulated like this, an economic crisis, and famine in parts of the world.

>>533354283
>>533354393

Us iran
>This will be a great and brilliant day for the world because Iran has just announced that the Strait Of Hormuz is fully open and ready for business and full passage.

>But the naval blockade with the greatest navy in the world, from the greatest military the world has ever seen, We built it during my first term. We built it. They said I was crazy. We weren't so crazy, were we?

>We'll remain in full force and effect as it pertains to Iran until such time as our transaction with Iran is 100% complete and fully signed."
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NATO

>And now that the Hormuz Strait situation is almost over, I received a call from NATO asking if we would like some help. Thank you very much, NATO.

>And I told them I would have liked your help two months ago, but now I really don't want your help anymore because they were absolutely useless when we needed them.

>But, actually, we never needed them. They needed us. They need us. They need us so badly."
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leb
>Our deal with Iran is not in any way tied to Lebanon, but we will make Lebanon great again. I mean, it's about time we get some we've we've sort of the world has forgotten them, and they're good people."
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cuba

>Will also bring about a day, seventy years in waiting. It's called a new dawn for Cuba.

>We're gonna help them out with Cuba. We have a lot of great Cuban Americans. Not too many people in this audience, I don't think, but you go to Miami.

>We have people, Cuban Americans, people that were brutally treated, whose families were killed and brutalized. And now watch what happens."

>>533354469
I'm neither Jewish nor Nigerian but wouldn't it be ez money to sell snacks alcohol and and entertainment to the stuck ships?

>>533354539
this gay war wouod sooner cause supplies shortages and famines than deliver kino.
it's over

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>>533354613
>>533354643
guess we'll live in the real world

>>533354635
keeping baking /chic/

are we going to do anything special for thread #1000 or nah

>>533354293
The mighty US empire begged for a ceasefire but it's totally winning!

>>533354100
What up my /pig/gaz?

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>>533351998
>>533353103
Reposting this and the knowledge of the following
>the Treasury has been naked selling futures in an effort to drive down the price
>an absolute shitload of futures expire on 4/22
>if Iran ends the ceasefire a day early they can effectively force futures buyers to demand physical delivery
>this would force the FedGov to drain the strategic reserve even faster than usual

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>>533354539
If you’re bored you can study the biography of your heroes

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>>533354100
>Israelis are not happy about the rumors of peace and started complaining again.

>>533354766
gay orgy?

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>>533354815
I'd sooner study the biography of the rescued jewish pilot.

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> The U.S. President made seven claims in one hour, all of them false.
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> They did not win the war with these lies, and they certainly will not achieve any progress in negotiations.
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> The Strait of Hormuz will not remain open under continued blockade.
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> Passage through the Strait of Hormuz will be based on the “designated route” and with Iran’s approval.
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> The opening or closing of the strait and the regulations governing it are a subject of discussion. He does not determine social networks.
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> Media warfare and opinion‑engineering are an important part of the war, and the Iranian nation is under the influence of these tricks.

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>>533354100
It's crazy how much better Hezbollah did this time around compared to 2024.
>Israel makes very little progress into Lebanon
>virtually zero high ranking Hezbollah officials assassinated
>Hezbollah proves its weapon caches are intact and actually improving by utilizing new SCUD missiles and heavy artillery they transferred from Syria after Assad fell
>over 100 Merkava tanks wiped from existence using FPV drones
My goats, I never doubted you for a second.

>>533355009
that's why israel is seething, they didn't even get to where they were in 2024 lmfao

>Our deal with Iran is not in any way tied to Lebanon, but we will make Lebanon great again. I mean, it's about time we get some we've we've sort of the world has forgotten them, and they're good people."
>Our deal with Iran is not in any way tied to Lebanon
Niggeryahu was serious about the E. files, orange nigger is scared as fuck lol

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>>533354786
Fuck I hope they do that. Sadly they are too much muh honor and muh martyr shit to do it imo. Like, fuck. I would have deleted every Israeli desalination plant the microsecond Iran got their one hit.

>>533355009
absolutely if you were on any hezballah channel you know they were wining Isreal only have air on them but Hezbollah dropped few of them, faggot today was like 2000 something killed of Hezbollah

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>>533354100
قصف مدفعي متواصل يستهدف القطاع الشرقي يُرجّح أنّه يستهدف الخيام
>Continuous artillery bombardment targeting the eastern sector, it is likely that it is aimed at the tents.
الرد على هذه الخروقات قادم حتما..
إنها مسألة وقت فقط..
>The response to these violations is inevitably coming... It's just a matter of time..
Total Kike Death!

Spies on both sides :
>Enemy media, Channel 15 in Kike language: "The General Security Service (Shin Bet) and the police are investigating a new and serious security incident. The head of the Criminal Investigations Department revealed this evening (Friday) that two regular soldiers from the Air Force have been detained for about a month on suspicion of spying for Iranian entities during their military service.
>It is suspected that this is not an isolated case, but rather an organized network. At the beginning of the investigation, additional soldiers were arrested, some of them from sensitive units (including the Air Defense Unit).
>The investigation also showed that the suspects were working for Iranian intelligence elements and used their positions to transmit information about systems, locations, and senior figures."

>>533354786
In a sane society, they would hang for engineering a famine to avoid looking like they're losing a war.

>>533355239
this is 2nd time I read about Iranian spies absolutel W for iran

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>>533355009
They probably realize it's fight or die at this point. And recruitment is probably way up now that normies are waking up about jews.

>>533355333
was just going to say that

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>>533354100
miggers and jannies orally satisfy my anus most vigorously

>>533355173
>Sadly they are too much muh honor and muh martyr shit to do it imo.
I would have also said that an hour ago but they might use lebanon as an excuse to do a funny

>>533354914
At least buy me a drink first.

>>533355366
yah esp iran also did arrest and cracked down on Israeli spies there were even filmed confession

>>533354786
Waiiiiiit.
What.
How isn't this the biggest goddamn news item?

>>533355484
Although, a lot of the times after fighting when a government arrests "spies", they're just unloyal people. But that would imply Israel has a lot of dissenters.

>>533355211
>>The response to these violations is inevitably coming... It's just a matter of tim
Hezbollah statement?

>>533355507
Too big and too dangerous to make visible to the masses

this is a boring ass war, we don't even get fpv kino like from the ukraine slogfest
when is some1 gonna do something

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>>533354786
>>533355507
This kind of prediction never ever comes to pass because normies don't even know about all the mechanisms jews have to manipulate and rig the market. Watch, nothing will change on that date.

>>533355333
>333
>>533355366
>66

>>533355591
It is visible, mainstream media is downplaying it. Just like the AI bubble and the insider trading in the private credit market. All of which are about to bust and this oil crisis isn't helping. Next week is going to be a shit show.

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Can the faglords over in the Middle East hurry up already and start shooting missiles again? I want to see explosions and fear on the markets.

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Irans gonna get rich

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Stock up
Oil down
Iran cardless
Trump winning

>>533355556
Allied media commentary, nothing from Hezbollah yet but i trust them

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>tfw no Aryan Islamic Hijabi that knows how to shoot AK-47’s

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>>533355737

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>>533355777

>>533355623
Nothing compared to the 1488 from an /pig/ anon yesterday
kek

>>533355507
Because a large swath of the MSM is Pravda like MAGA mouthpiece, the others have, like foreign correspondents, largely done away with financial analysts. The alternative media is for the most part worse.

>>533355546
Isreal spies in iran are normie slut/cucks that dont want the regime but Iranian one are in idf.

alsothere is big protest insyria since the morning jewani gang have used violence to stop them, Isreal is building a barrier on Syria borders

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>>533355805
Sister looks serious

>>533355591
The masses are too stupid to give a shit anyway. You could shout this from the rooftops and people would go "huh? but did you catch the game last night?"

>>533355737
>she knows about Toyotas too
why isn't she using a stock?

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>>533355697
Nah it's just too risky because Iran demonstrated it can easily hit oil infrastructure in the gulf states, not to mention the ships. This has become a stalemate.

>>533355737
>no trigger discipline
into the trash

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>>533355856
So true

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>>533355899
Checked.

>>533355814
Syrians are mad with Jewlani since the news of Palestians sentenced to death came out, i fucking hate Jewlani and his fellow golems

>>533355695
That's what I mean by not making visible. It's public sure, but they won't talk about and since most people don't go out of their way to learn about economics they won't see it. The good old "it's too complicated, you wouldn't get it" excuse

>>533355623
These predictions don’t on out because they’re based on talmudic paper shuffling not working, like with stocks. This is different because our economy flat requires a certain amount of oil as physical input, and if 20% of that straight up does not exist there’s no amount of tricks that can make it appear

>>533355546
Well you've got the Haredis ans Arabs which make up about 30% of the country together, then you've got those willing to sell out for some money of course, those that were sent by Iran themselves, etcetera.

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>>533355809
>>533355623
I'm tired doc

>>533355737
>>533355777
>>533355805
>>533355835
harder than "female" kurd fighter will ever be
>>533355734

Straight status?

>>533355344
claymore was more of a scotland thing, og brits were all about the longbow.

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>>533355737
>>533355777
>>533355805
Uh, I was promised a big titty qt persian gf.
Where is my big titty qt persian gf trump?

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>>533355737
>>533355777
>>533355805
>>533355835
>clean nails
>make-up
>lack of discipline
current state of Zuttlovers
for all we know these are men dressed as women too

at least IDF Babes are hot

>>533355973
>>533354469

>>533355943
idk also if this barrier is keeping the Syrian land isreal has that would be L for him
>Jewlani
>jew

>>533355943
It's wishful thinking, but I hope they either force him to act against ZOG or take their country back.

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>>533355718
the chinese market is up too
you don't see the forest for the trees
wealthy foreign investors are worried about local recessions and want the safest bets.
oil is completely manipulated and will enron soon

>>533354469
ngl, watching marine traffic in the strait is kinda kino

>>533355911
>Hume's billiard table is about being dumb and not understanding how balls work
Peak midwit

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>>533353590
apologies fren, was quite busy, you baking next one too?

>>533356037
imagin pimping your female soldiers for online approval

insert idf land whale pic

>>533356173
Jewlani doesn't actually love Jews, he's just a dumb Arab rat who only knows how to backstab everyone around him and stir shit up for no reason. He'll backstab the jews too eventually

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>beheaded 100 miggers
>knows all the best anime and manga
>will tie you in knots in the sack and give you 10 children

>>533356200
>>533354387

Just give the Israelis some dumbass island. If they can't play nice with buffer states then they should get an island. What about the fucking islands? flakland islands, whatever

HAPPENING! HEBREW!

i24NEWS disclosure: suspicion of a spy network within the Air Force - soldiers arrested


A new and serious security affair is being investigated by the Shin Bet and the police.
A new and serious security affair is currently being investigated by the Shin Bet and the police. The head of the criminal desk, Lee Aish, revealed this evening (Friday) that two regular Air Force soldiers have been detained for about a month on suspicion of spying for Iranian elements, over a period of time and while serving.

According to the suspicion, this is not a single case, but a network that worked together. At the beginning of the investigation, additional soldiers were also arrested, some of them from sensitive formations (including the air defense formation), and the handling of their case was transferred to the Ministry of Defense.

The investigation also shows that the two suspects were employed by Iranian intelligence agents and used their position to transmit information about systems, locations and senior personalities.

An indictment against them is expected towards the end of next week, and it appears that it will include the unusual clause of aiding the enemy in wartime, which indicates the seriousness of the offenses.

A senior officer in the Air Force warns that this is a series of espionage cases in the force, "severe action will be taken."

https://www.i24news.tv/he/news/news/defense-news/artc-33023f3d

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>>533356299
Wtf

>>533356276
>pimping
anon, this is natural foid behaviour left to their own devices. They are just taking photos like a nature photographer

>>533356288
Checked o/
We can only hope.

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>>533356035
She should become a Shaheed (Martyr) before she could be captured by the enemy.
>>533356037
IOF uses Russian models, those are not real soldiers.

>>533356374
Is there a practical reason for this?

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>>533356299
I was listening to that Iranian on the radio, and it got me thinking, they must need English teachers in Iran. Some of us should try and get in on that gig when this thing settles down. You could get a Persian gf with nice skin like this. English majors have an advantage for this kind of thing.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776464137210504.mp4" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776464137210504.mp4

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>>533356303
yeah, just saw

>>533356374
>>533356474
4k seem small

>>533356336
I was trying to come up with an island to ship them all to ala Napoleon the other night, I couldn't settle on a good one

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>>533356348
I can't pity spies every much, they know what they sign up for. I'm kind of a spy myself

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>>533352845
>>533355389

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>>533356547
Israel's giant wall is something but a wall isn't airspace. Israel actually has the right idea with Egypt and Sinai, just make a DMZ. Everyone else is just "grass" they mow. You better mow the grass or it will mow you haha

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>>533356374
Honestly an Iranian ninja gf is going to give you whiter, more Caucasian kids than an actual Japanese one.

>>533356628
Nice. What do you use to make those bro ?

>>533356517
>still thinking he will get gf
>>533356379
right anon that's why we need ircg

>>533356517
wtf she looks exactly like someone I knew from an old job.

>>533356547
Bouvet Island, final answer
>but anon that’s like 5 miles across and basically uninhabitable
Plenty of space for the remnant after I’ve had my fun

>>533355957
So basically, the entire global commodities market is getting short squeezed next week?

>>533356687
Wat we need to do is collectively agree, as men, that women are property and treat them accordingly.

iran could do the funniest thing right now

>>533356825
They could and should but the US is begging for it so they can bomb more civilians. Iran is actually trying to protect their people.

>>533356749
Well, along those lines we could settle them on the Antarctic Peninsula, but then that ruins the entire continent for any future human settlement

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>>533356749
Give them two islands for the tribe of Levi and Judah. Or give them twelve whole islands and they can figure out where else from 11th-century Khazaria the rest of their fake Jewish lineage comes from. Give them the mark of Cain too, with a bunch of nuclear missile silos, and pay them to finally fuck off.

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>>533356672
krita

fakest AND gayest crisis in the decade, it's number 2 next to covid

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>>533356554
I stopped playing in 2024 but that name.....
oldfag and gunspy main btw
>>533356517
Cuter than any kikefoid i have seen

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>>533356761
Pretty much. The funniest part is that this is going to be a national crisis so you’ll have some fuck in the situation room who has to decide how the oil is rationed, and he’ll be given options of what doesn’t get it
>power for datacenters (economy fucking dies and CEOs hire merk squads)
>fertilizer and other chemical industry (enjoy the coming famine lmao)
>fuel and power plants for niggercattle (economy fucking dies and the goyim are awoken out of their stupor)
I want to be a fly on that wall

>Trump lied again
How much longer is the market going to keep denying reality? Obviously the U.S. is trying to influence the market to reduce Iran’s leverage, but this manipulation is based on fantasies and lies. So how long before this unreality crashes hard into cold reality?
What consequences could there be?

so it's
closed again?

I can't follow this anymore, feels like the whole world is russian style disinfo designed to prevent you from knowing anything

>>533356547
PIG: this is like /pol/ except no its exactly like /pol/ like every thread except this one is different somehow.

>>533356517
In an alternate timeline, America tells Israel to fuck off and de-sanctions Iran and they're a boon to the world economy. If they can Tony Stark box of scraps America, they'd make a hell of an automobile. I'd buy an Ayatollah Rollah if it's as efficient as their MIC.

>>533357033
See you next week when you're bitching about the gas prices.

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ok guys there is no happening till Monday after the talk

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>>533357040
Overwatch killed TF2 sadly because TF2 thought they had to compete with the "meet your match" update which absolutely guttered the server lobby community which was TF2's only strength and shining joy.

>>533357162
>Monday
They know Wednesday is doomsday.

>>533357062
HFT doesn't have time to check AIS maps. And if these firms stopped to do so, they'd be margin called and liquidated in those few minutes.

>>533357057
I don't see how Trump survives his term, and I don't see how the GOP survives as a party given their complicity in stopping the multiple attempts to take grandpa's car keys away.

>>533354766
>special for thread #1000
This isn't /cvg/.
/pig/ bakers lack inventiveness.

>>533357162
It's all so tiresome, the cuckwarfare never ends

>>533357057
Wouldn't this also cause the deficit to rise from it's staggering 6% of GDP to like 14% and cause an instant sovereign debt crisis?

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>>533356975
Thanks fren

>>533357150
Nigga our gas price still the same as feb/jan ago.

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>>533357108
>russian style disinfo
It's American style disinfo. "Democratic" countries have to have the strongest propaganda and most brainwashed populations because the people nominally can influence the government through elections. The government deals with this theoretical possibility by engineering the public so they accept the bad deals that the political system offers them. Putin and Kim Jong Un don't have to gaslight and browbeat their populations nearly as much: they just have to not fuck up so badly that they get hanged or shot.

>>533357018
100% would breed

>>533357298
That's the paper market. A large number of future contracts expire on the 22nd. Then you'll see the real numbers.

>>533355009
It's a cycle, one side adapts the other side later counters. Israel failed to capitalize on their 20 year Pager plan. But they didn't go for the finishing blow that would have pushed Hezbollah back by 5-10 years. So really Hezbollah came back and learned. The smart ones lived and now a new generation of fighters exist. Especially when their whole communication network was severed. It's probably gonna take a long time for IDF to reinfoltrate those networks again now that Hezbollah was taught a valuable lesson. They simply adapted to the modern times. It's not really surprising since the last time they fought was about 15+ years. They had some experience with Syria but the not right experience exactly to prepare for IDF where they had complete air dominance.

It also helps that Drone warfare heavily help defenders if your opponent is a risk adverse and armored reliant type of Army and your terrain is a micro terrain hell valley. Drones are good at holding choke points in blocking armor. Basically more manuvable ATGM's. Hezbollah also sues Almas-1/2 a lot more. Seen way more footage now than last time. So Hezbollah would always come back if they were never wiped out. A lot of things are in their favor.

>>533357118
>bot's broken

>>533357298
It’s 2.60€ in France and 2£ in the UK. It used to be lower. Did yours somehow remained the same ? Maybe that Norway pipeline did help you.

>>533354766
lets send missle in our to tel Aviv tie me to it too
>>533357207
>>533357273
it seem nothing ever happen
>>533357313
speak respectfully about our sis dont be like kaffirs, also moroccons Nina's won't like that

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>>533357309
At this point the country is so rife with brainrot that nobody cares what is fucking happening as long as goyslop flows and the internet is kept on.

>>533354100
I hope you have a slow death.

>>533357216
Do you truly believe the dems don't also want this war?

>>533354100
You deserve to die

>>533354100
Iran is such a bunch of lolcows oh my god lmaooooooooooooooooo

>>533357361
>>533357391
Russian gas.

>>533357411
seen the video of normie not knowing Khomeini

>>533357223
What could we even do?

>>533357397
I Said would breed as my 2nd halal wife. Legally married. There is no pump and dump bro.

>>533357458
Poland is still getting that ebil Russian energy ?

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Place your bets on the end of the ceasefire
>total apeshit bombing campaign
>land invasions
>temporary ceasefire becomes the permanent ceasefire again

>>533357463
People don't know even who Netanyahu is, and he comes here and gives speeches. Just look at Kanye West's clown ass. I knew who Khomenei was, he had all the cool rings that threatened varying degrees of doom.

>>533357391
He's an indomonkey not a polack

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>>533356628
egyptbro why do you keep getting cooler and better at stuff tho?

>>533357507
Ah makes sense now their flag are too similar kek.

>>533357033
Fake how
Are you using "fake" synonymously with "artificial"?
>>533357057
Iirc you don't have the domestic fertilizer production capacity to begin with
Even if the reserves were infinite the magic powder just ain't available to the degree necessary.
Speaking of magic powder.
You know what else is made from urea and ultimately fossil fuels?
Caffeine.
Food riots are one thing.
Cranky zoomer riots deprived of their monster.
Now that's pod racing.

>>533357465
>lets send missle in our name to tel Aviv and tie me to it too
>>533357469
based anon my allah bless you with the 2nd and 3rd

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>browns coping and simping over ugly muslim women thread

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>it's NET
>and YAHOO
>maybe Hitler was a good guy
damn this was the funniest shit of all time
>"so uh yeah uhh Kanye is it like uhh the mask comes on, the mask comes off?"
>"what?"

>>533357507
This migger doesnt have any humor omg I'm gonna crashout

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Iranian APC, Spartak

>>533357501
rolling for ground war, aka zogbot grindr

>>533357501
rip he did deliever tho

>>533357309
That's pretty much it in a nutshell. Democracy can work on a small scale, like town or city wide elections for local office. But on a large scale you basically need full media control and manipulation. And the US is even more twisted because if media manipulation doesn't work, they have the electoral college to ensure elections are only ever for the candidates corporations and lobbies approve of. Democracy is the illusion of choice. And funny enough DPRK really is as democratic as the name suggests, it's just that Kim does such a good job no one wants to vote for anyone else that runs. And he does do a good job, he's kept them out of war all this time and managed to improve their country considerably despite how hard the west sanctions them into starvation. Now in 2026, the US's rate of death due to starvation is higher than NK.

>>533357591
like you wouldn’t jizz on those classic iranian aviator bifocals

>>533357298
Your government put a hard cap on oil prices, it's basically like taking out a loan on your future taxes, but it's not the worst way of dealing with the issue

>>533357622
Grovnd invasion plz

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>>533357507
Glad to not be the only one that confuse them

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>>533357498
>Poland
Kek
Based retard

How is the US going to conduct an invasion with little no standoff munitions?

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I like how everybody forgot all those US Army generals that decided to resign 2 weeks ago (no, they didn't get fired, that's the story they tell you to appear strong and in control).
Ground operation is STILL on the table.
After an undercover mossad agent parading as a high enough IRGC local commander fires some missiles on the UAE.

>>533357501
>land invasions

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>>533357622
dubzz for boots

>>533357501
>ape shit bombing
Phase 2 will be more violent, Iranians will sink one or two zog navy ships as a punishment. Zog will try to a ground invasion, but zogbots will refuse to obey orders. Possible civil war back in America because of this.

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>>533357633
no the ugly ass zuttloving ones

the ones that hate islam are way hotter

>>533357018
Is it true that ME chicks have huge asses? they wear those long black dresses so idk

>>533357433
Regardless of whether they do, they have put forth motions to stop this war. The Republican Party will be blamed for this, and given their partisan lockstep in letting it go on to this point, they don't have any alibis.

>>533357694
We can't but if we're stupid enough to try it, it will be because the Saudis pressured us into it not the Israelis.

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>>533357538

>>533357548
An anon once called them "temu polacks" and that tickled me

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>>533357682
Kek

>>533357501
my bet is on the bombing campaign, Iran has those hypersonic advanced missiles that are real shit and they haven't use any iirc.

>>533357698
At this point I'm seriously doubting it
But I'll wait and see how retarded the US wants to get

>>533357702
ceasefire already violated by Isreal, us can't do much by bombing that leave it to ground invasion and >>533357737

>>533357596
Sorry to ruin your fun

>>533357636
Kinda suprised our govt didn't take idiotic approach over so many blunder since Jokokek. Gotta give credit where it's due.

Yankbros, I know your country is corrupt and you haven't arrested or investigated a single Epstien client, but what are the chances of something being done about this inside trading? I mean a $780m short 20 mins before Trump's announcement doesnt exactly leave much room for coincidence

>>533357570
That's not a bad idea. Commission a missile message from the IRGC on behalf of /pig/

>>533357698
Mossad agents in IRGC were all shot. Im afraid your dream will not come true. However the mutts are dumb enough to launch another phase of hostilities.

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>>533357793
>Temu Polacks
Kek

>>533357861
I believe it is, but the damage is done.

>>533357881
let's fuckin go

>>533357861
The Democrats will probably make a stink about it when they retake Congress. If they take the presidency in 2028, we may see prosecutions. Republicans will probably pardon all of them as soon as they get back into the White House though.

>>533357861
Expect nothing.

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>>533357737
Nobody* in America really gives a fuck. These wars are distant and faraway. Nobody* knows Khomenei, nobody* knows where the fuck Lebanon is, they don't know why Iran was last on the list of stupid places to invade, they don't know the difference between Iran and Iraq. They could barely find "the Middle East." People won't go to war over Iran in the USA, not here, not there. People are PISSED that Epstein's clique have gone unprosecuted though.

>>533357801
Iran clearly has a strategy that's functional and easy to see through. But democratic mob rule entities are not that intelligent collectively, so I'll try not to spoil it.

Never underestimate the ignorance of the modern American. If they seem intelligent, it is arrogance mixed with well-hidden fear. The American cheats their way through school. The American lies their way into a job, if they can even find one. The young American lives off of money from their parents that their grandparents made after WWII, if they made money at all. Most Americans are deep in debt and live from meager paycheck to paycheck. Even if many Americans seem rich, it is all from usury.

>>533357613
>OD Coyote + Woodland M65
Kino

>>533357881
How well can they draw Gondola?

>>533357750
Fair point

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>hesgeth plub
> this whore
why are us Christian like this?

>>533357298
Your government heavily subsidizes prices
I think they're even flat

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These Americans are all on medication to not be depressed and anxious. This is because every spare time of theirs, they spend it staring at their cellular phones. They want their tits to be as pretty as the supermodels. They post porn of themselves and feel miserable because they want to be pretty but they just take drugs and get fat from burnt coffee starbucks milkshakes.

>>533357846
>Kinda suprised our govt didn't take idiotic approach
My government just went "yeah it's bad but pay your taxes fuck you"
They want us to move to EVs and I wouldn't mind switching to a french one if they didn't force me to pay them 5k$ just to get my plate which is the exact same amount of money they say they give me if I buy an EV
retarded bureaucratic bs, I just want my EV twingo

>>533357861
a big fat zero, chief

guys do you have news where it say us navy ship crossed sauzi canal 2 in Arabic see?

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>>533358068
lmfao, how hard can it be?

>>533356374
They don't wear hijabs in Taimanin. Gimme my tight latex bodysuits Iranians women

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I will only remain here in America because
>I need my freedom of speech
>I need my freedom of religion
>massive exit tax
I will carve out my empire, over root and thorn

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Hey can whoever bakes next bread use picrel for the image? I managed to scrounge up the old livemap of the 2024 invasion so it's now a direct 1-1 comparison on how badly Israel fucked up. Guaranteed to piss off jidf.

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>>533357698
I thought the generals resigned because they didn't want to co-sign the failed uranium heist. That heist is going to result in some nasty secret reviews and a chewing out by congress I'm sure, things the minor generals care about. The ground invasion will take a few years to prepare I think, so they're probably going to shelve it for now.

>>533357963
Don't be ridiculous, they'll prosecute public officials who worked for Trump for sure, but the client list is untouchable, they're above state power. In the Dutroux affair, a state tried to flex their power over such a person, and it was a huge shitshow, and they never did punish anyone else in the network.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marc_Dutroux#Allegations_of_wider_involvement

Israelis want more war in Lebanon

"Overwhelmingly, polls showed, [Israelis] wanted the military to keep up the pressure on Hezbollah, the militant group whose rockets and missiles have made life miserable and perilous for residents of northern Israel, until the group, which Iran backs, was destroyed or forced to disarm." -- NYT

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How much money has Barron made from all this market manipulation?

>>533358298
Israelis mad about ceasefires:

"“A cease-fire must come from a position of strength and be an Israeli decision, reflecting leverage that serves negotiations,” said Gadi Eisenkot, a former military chief of staff whose new centrist opposition party, Yashar, is gaining in the polls. “A pattern is emerging in which cease-fires are being imposed on us — in Gaza, in Iran and now in Lebanon.”" -- NYT

>>533358298
>>533358333
Bibi in trouble:

“It creates, even for his supporters, this serious frustration because the results do not align with the promises,” said Shira Efron, an Israeli analyst at RAND. “Not even close. What are the war aims that have been achieved?” -- NYT

>>533358333
It's a shame that Trump is too much of an ideological Zionist to cut ties with Israel at this point.

>>533354635
They still need NATO minesweepers badly to clear it quick enough

>>533358298
>>533358333
>>533358364
Israelis think they are beholden to the USA:

"Some in northern Israel criticized the truce after it was announced on Thursday, arguing that it would do little to remove the threat posed by Hezbollah. “This is what it is like to have a government that cares about America’s interest, and not that of its citizens,” David Azoulay, the head of the Israeli border village of Metula, wrote on social media." -- NYT

>>533358364
To think that the world economy was destroyed because two egotistical boomers wanted to look heckin badass and they still lost the war.

>>533358099
aww, little guy came to check on her

>>533358329
Real world status?

>>533354449
See >>533357614
>>533358282

>>533357391
What. I paid 2.05 just three days ago. E98, I give my comfy car the best there is.

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is the pool closed? is it open? whats goin on

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society is going to be so feral with $20 gas

we're going through the filter boys, see you on the other side

>>533357861
It’s a feature not a bug. Americans have been getting assgapped by oligarchs for nearly two hundred years. The founding fathers were retards LARPing as Rome and the result was the same, shocking stuff.

>>533358294
>we'll get a gay black hawk down copy instead of a movie about the failed uranium heist because propaganda needs its happy ending
Yes, I am already mad

>>533357391
it's back under $4 a gallon here now

>>533358395
>we liked your help two months ago
> but now I really don't want your help anymore
>because they were absolutely useless when we needed them.
>But, actually, we never needed them. They needed us.
>Thank you very much, NATO.

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>>533358329
This Trump administration has been crazy with manipulating markets.
>THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!
Trump coin comes to mind but they also did some massive bitcoin shenanigans that I can't recall clearly at the moment. It's like Chinese 5-year-plan insider trading kind of shit. If Republicans give up on free trade then they literally stand for nothing except what? Pretend small government? Pretend Christianity? Maybe they still have guns as a legitimate platform. Republicans are just the gun and speech party. Hey, that's all we need. The right to argue for all our other rights, and the right to property. We're stealth ancaps now.

>>533358444
He was finna beat her up for being a ho

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>>533358096
If Trump keeps on winning, is she really a false prophet?

>>533358373
>>533358415
The question is, how does Trump get out of this. Lord knows he wants to save face and be seen as a deal maker. So does he capitulate and make a deal with Iran? Or does war start up again next week?

>>533358294
Should have been more clear. They will go after insider traders in the Trump administration. The Epstein class billionaires will get away with it, though. No doubt about that.

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>>533358224
would be a good idea desu

>>533358631
It will play nice or it gets the shahed again

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>>533358498
Pool's closed, Jim.

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>>533357861
Anon, I... I don't even know how to tell you.
Fucking Brazil is now a less of a dysfunctional democracy that the IS is. Let that sink in for a minute.

>>533357614
>>533358282
Because we fought without CAS you dumb cunt, all the jets were busy bombing Iran.

And now that NIGGER Trump is forcing us to stop just when we were about to start a MASSIVE counterattack.

America delenda est.

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>>533358203

>>533358691
I also believe he will make a deal. I don't think he can stomach more war and its impacts on the markets.

>>533358224
Have him standing across the strait like the colossus of Rhodes. Easy easy.

>>533358721
>we suck at warfare unless we get to use the shiny f-35s provided by and paid for by amerigolems
not the brag you think it is troonkun

>>533358721
You probably shouldn’t be wishing total destruction on your only ally that keeps the Muslims from exterminating you. Can’t even defend yourself from flying lawnmowers KEK

The absolute hubris of your people is fucking wild

>>533358329
Is that corruption?

>>533358721
SHOULD'VE BEEN QUICKER THAN THAT!

>>533358721
>king
Are you the nigger husband or have you finally embraced the troon label?

>>533358721
>we suck when we only have a large firepower advantage not a massive one

See I knew my image would piss off the kikes, it's already got one of em in a tizzy.

>>533358121
France is retarded, you should escape if you can. All my friends who went there have all left, some to Switzerland, some to London, New-York, some came back to Morocco, but all left France. And they had outstanding jobs, they still got paid more by moving away from France.

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>>533358329
>20 minutes before President Trump announced the Strait was open
hmmm, let's see what happened 20 minutes before Trump's announcment
oh.. well look at that...

you guys are the most easily manipulated dumbest niggers imagineable

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>>533358752
NO, GENTLEMEN, ONLY ONE MAN CAN MAKE THE PROPER SUGGESTION. BRUUUUCEEEE

There are more Jews in America than there are in Israel. Israel is such a failed and unattractive state that not even Jews want to live there. If only they had U.S. citizenship, most Israelis would leave.

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/pig/ is surprisingly civil and high IQ

>>533357861
The Republican administration has done this plenty of times already.
>Rob Breznahan, stocks
>Rep. Madison Cawthor, "let's go Brandon"
>Trump's Pump and Dump
plenty of videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23ddxotpMZM
I like this guy

>>533357861
>the same people that are supposed to investigate
>are the ones doing the insider trading
0 chances. Also could get ACK-ed if anyone tried to blow the lid on it.

>>533354539
Maybe you should do something with your life instead of binging on happening dopamine hits

>>533358988
I think zoomers are actually the dumbest generation of humans since sometime in the dark ages

>>533358721
YOU WONT DO SHIT KIKE RAT

>>533357861
see >>533358988

>>533357682
How would Panko open the Strait?

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Oh well guise. looks like ww3 is cancelled.

>>533359103
She would send several legions to conquer Persia, but without Crassus leading them this time.

>>533359103
TKD, obviously

>>533354100
>YOU ARE
Mentally ill, the group of people that make pig threads, and try to demoralize everyone, you have no power; it literally false information no evidence for any of this.

>>533359181
uh oh, stinky

>>533354100
>Do not trust any
Threads called pig, or any general threads, they designed to waste you time, created by parasitic individuals.

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>533359030
Let me theorize about humble businessman Trump. He thinks to run the country like a business, which means maximizing profits (tax revenue). As the CEO of America he's entitled to bonuses along with his best employees. Since it's actually not allowed to do this with the current laws, he gets around it with insider trading. The humble people watching his tweets and wars closely are allowed to play stock market but Trump and his Republicans are treating crypto like a highly efficient tax scheme on gamblers, but these "taxes" go directly to their payout funds.
>SNC
>only our concern

did Trump just make up all that stuff about Iran promising to hand over uranium and open the strait?

>>533359201
MAN FUCK YOU FUCK EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR

>>533359233
>just make up all that stuff
Yeah all this stuff made up the thread is false information all lies

>>533358395
The mines are not to be removed. I dont think Iran would allow any foreign force to come and mine sweep.
>Nato ships approaches
>this is Seppah Navy, this Seppah Navy, turn around now or you will be targeted
>Seppah Navy, this is Nato Navy here on a mine sweeping mission to guarantee freedom of navigation on this sector
Gets locked on by anti-ship radars
Send 2 Shaheeds on the way to the ships, gets picked by radars.
>this is Seppah Navy, to all ships, if you see any warship around you, stay clear from it by at least 10 to 15 miles
Nato ship turns around and stays away from the straight. This is text book what will happen if they tried.

>>533357861
Nonny there's a whole goddamn community around emulating Congress stock trades.
It's the most surefire way to make money with an active trading style.
It's the entire system.
From top to bottom.

>>533359125
As with most kickstarters, they never planned to make WW3 to begin with

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>>533359233
Iran themselves announced the Strait was open, Araghchi himself said it first on Twitter. Then the IRGC did their own thing and told boats to turn back.
The Regime is in shambles right now.

The Iranium is likely related to an offer to release $20 billion of Iran's money under sanctions in exchange for it.

>>533358483
Hmm did it drop ?

>>533358721
> when we were about to start a MASSIVE counterattack.
Wont do shit. Kikes can’t fight wars. Only killing civilians and claiming victory.

>>533358985
>you should escape
I'm not leaving, against my culture, I live in the same city my ancestors 3000 years ago lived in and I'm not going to mutt my way out because of bad middle management, doesn't mean I won't build a guillotine if they give me the occasion

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You see, the way the classic crypto rug-pull works, is that you mint 1000 coins and own 800 of them. You trade those 800 coins at ever-increasing prices. This makes people think the value of your coin is increasing. There's a fee on all of these sales, but you earn that fee yourself (unless your code is just a duplication of another altcoin and you pay fees to them). So people buy in the 200 other coins, which you sell to them at peak value. You don't lose any money in this process (except for the labor and computer usage), you only gain money from everyone else that bought into this.
The Republicans and their state assets found a way to rig Bitcoin this way buy buying up enough shares of it to manipulate it in a similar way apparently. This is quite impressive.

>>533359397
Iran has said the strait was open this whole time and that has always meant it was tolled.

>>533359501
>Only killing civilians and claiming victory.
that's literally what Iran just did.
Iran just killed a bunch of random civilians in Israel with their inaccurate bottle rockets.

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>>533359103
Nuke Delhi

>>533359590
Blumpfy practised on it with his shitcoin.

>>533359549
I like the spirit, you are meant to hold the line then. Good luck Gaulois.

>>533359641
Smart. Always run a proof of concept.
>533359030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23ddxotpMZM
>6:25
>DOWN TO THE LITERAL SECOND WHEN THE POST WENT LIVE

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>>533358721
KWAB

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>>533359607
Nowhere did Araghchi say the Strait was still subject to a toll in his announcement this morning:
>the passage for all commercial vessels through Strait of Hormuz is declared completely open for the remaining period of ceasefire
https://x.com/araghchi/status/2045121573124759713

it's likely that the IRGC basically told him to fuck off and that they were in control

Regime in Shambles

>>533359633
rude

>>533359397
Araghchi has insisted publicly the Strait is open since this began. He is a prolific shit poster. He likes saying it knowing they'll turn the ships back.

Ghalibaf was in the IRGC for years before he got where he was. He is an IRGC loyalist completely 100%. They're negotiating with the IRGC whether they want to admit it or not. There is no distinction when it comes to the person they have publicly endorsed and met with for negotiating. He was literally a general for the IRGC.