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The Bam Margera redemption arc is actually amazing.
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meanwhile OP looks back to a boring life without any stories worth to tell, still being unfuckd in his 40s...
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>>533355896
>Pushing 50
>Body banged the fuck up from injuries.
>Shortened his life by doing stunts on a stupid MTV reality show.
>Still thinks he can do extreme "sports".
His body is going to explode the next time he eats shit on the concrete.
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>>533355896
Skateboards don't have brakes, fuck that at Bam's age.
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>>533356803
yeah at 46 and lifetime of booze and drugs he's going to break his body quite easily and it doesnt recover as easily anymore
even tony hawk who have lived very healthy life takes it easy on the skateboard knowing the limits imposed by age
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>>533356726
not to mention all of the serious head injuries he's given himself. between skating falls, stunts, general daily filming and general drunken idiocy, I'll bet he's suffered dozens of concussions. back when he was losing his mind, seemed to me like a combination of alcoholism and brain injury
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In 2005, I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less
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unfathomably based
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>>533356724
I want that to be true. But the fact is fame and fortune are extremely bad for some people. Especially kids from a U.S. upper middle lower upper class pre 2010. Jesus. I'm 53 and look way younger than Bam or anyone who was on Jackass.. Even though I partied way too hard from 1995 to 2012. But I did stay off any hard shit like cocaine and only drank heavily from 1997 to 1999. Switched to good weed and left everything else alone after 1999. Hell, even mostly quit weed after 2015. Bam just fell into the weird cocoon fame and too many people looking up to you without knowing you can inflict. As he gets older and his body continues to deteriorate, he'll be forced to face all of the realities he's refused over the years. And it's going to be painful the more he tries to fight without facing what he is up against.
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>>533357445
There's nothing wrong with moderation if you can keep it moderate. People like Steve-O need to be fully separated from drugs and alcohol or they can't help themselves, and he assumes everyone is as much of a junkie as he was.
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I broke a rib crashing and burning into a bowl at 43, took a sold year to heal and I've chilled out on larping as a rubber bodied kid ever since.
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>>533357368
Yeah, and you can tell a lot of them wanted him to fail as well. Steve O keeps milking the whole Bam saga by making sanctimonious videos about him.
Bam has been without a doubt a complete fuck up but if he's getting back on the rails he deserves credit for it.
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>>533357825
Early Performers were yellow, I never had one my older brother rode Hutch so I got those primo hand me downs.
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>>533355896
wow super cool, buy an ad with all your money drug addict nigger. then get a real job
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>>533355896
Oh wow, the fat fucking junky spent his entire life for decades being a gigantic piece of shit to everyone around him, especially his parents, and he's finally fat and old and losing money and he decided to start mildly acting like a slightly better subhuman, BRAVO. Had the entire world offered up to him and a plate and he squandered it ALL while pissing on people he views as beneath him. Fuck that faggot ass.
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ohhh SHIT
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>>533357005
>politics?
According to Dugin surfers and skateboarders are the hardest group to psyop with zigger migger propaganda
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>>533360448
Really not the case. Tbqh the vast majority of the world could be given coke twice a day for a month and would eventually settle back into their normal life not using. The majority of servicemen from vietnam using heroin did not continue to use stateside.
Honestly think the problem of addiction is boringly overblown. It's a huge problem for those it affects but it doesn't affect that many.
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>>533357485
That lifestyle MTV pushed doesn't age well but none of us realized it back then, or at least we denied it. It produced some incredible degeneracy. I have some amazing memories though, my party era was about the same as yours. Great times... and now here we are. Kek
Cheers
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bam thread?
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>>533361045
>brakeless
GenY retards and zoomers too stupid and lazy to figure out how to install a gyro.
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Yellow was a staple for GTs from 80-85
But that chrome headset is cringe as fuck. I guarantee it was a "omg a GT epoch headset, i totally have to use this on my vintage build.."
https://bmxmuseum.com/bikes/gt_bicycles/28949
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he wasnt tony hawk, but he was a very good skater
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He better laugh it up.
He has failed at redemption.