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>You know, my Christian followers... I never liked them. Not even a little bit. They came to my rallies, they wore the hats, they screamed "USA!" but deep down, I was thinking, "These people believe in what? Loving your enemy? Give me a break." I only tolerated them because they were useful. Very useful. Like, low-IQ useful. But now? I'm done pretending.

>Jesus? Don't get me started on that guy. Total disaster. Worst leader in history. He was a socialist, folks. A total socialist. "Blessed are the poor"? What kind of nonsense is that? The poor are losers! They don't build hotels. They don't win elections. Jesus walked around with a bunch of losers, fishermen, tax collectors—tax collectors, can you believe it? He probably would have loved the IRS.

>He hated the rich! Hated them! Said it was easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. Can you imagine? I built the greatest economy, I made rich people richer—tremendous wealth—and this guy wants to make it harder for us to get into heaven? No thanks. I'd rather stay here with my gold toilets and my beautiful properties.