>>533361046
They went on severe rationing during WW2 because it was very important to them that the Germans of Danzig didn't get to join Germany. They squandered so much of their resources on the war that they were stuck on rationing for decades after and by the time they began to recover, they'd lost generational traditions of cooking skill. As a result their cuisine today is basically just "spite food" held over from their nasty, petty hatred for Germany and willingness to live in utter deprivation if it hurts Germans.

>the potato is a superfood and can be enjoyed many ways
A thread had to die for this, I guess.

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>>533361046
anon, do you want to talk about your bacon flavored soda?
dont throw rocks in a glass house.
beans or mushy peas on chips is fucked up
but its nowhere near the kinds heresy one can find in america

>>533361150
Did you go to the chippy today you fat dog?

>>533361178
Yes.
The point is that you pour it in a spray bottle and aim it at muslims.

>>533361229
No I would have gone but I had rice and Indian curry instead.

You watched any niggerball today?

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>>533361046
The taste of his food and the look of his woman made the Englishman the greatest explorer the world has ever known

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>>533361315
>Bloody hell! I asked for mild.
>Hello, police? I'd like to report attempted murder.

European people are very weird in general. I was in Europe for work and multiple women raped me multiple times in multiple countries. I don't think they understand consent over there I explicitly said no.

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>>533361046
>(they’re) so weird
you put literal marshmallows on top of casseroles.

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>>533361046
If you don’t like cheesy, beany tuna potato you are not white

>>533361611
White people are so pathetic they cannot be handling any spice even

>>533361682
That actually looks pretty good.

>>533361178
No one actually drinks that here though it's a novelty gag item meant for a white elephant gift exchange or whatever

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>>533361748
I'm black and beautiful, honey

>>533361178
WAIT that’s a thing? Holy shit I want that. Fuck you and your waffles faggot this is gold.

>>533361046
none of the """""""""""traditional""""""""" brit foods are actually from britain
they steal culture
its all they do
think about any 3 quintessentially british things
100% chance all 3 are stolen from wales, ireland, north umbria or scotland

>>533362256
>north umbria
We're pretending the Anglo-Saxon kingdom of Northumbria isn't English now? Why, because they got conquered by the Danes?

>>533361046
Clockwise from the top left to the bottom right
would eat
would eat
would eat
pass
would eat (begrudgingly)
would eat
would eat
would eat
pass
would eat

>>533361046
Anyone that puts ketchup on their fries and not to the side for dipping is subhuman. Fight me.

This thread needs an exorcist

>>533362343
>i fear the mushy pea
ngmi desu.

>>533361399
The laverbread doesn't seem that bad, at least compared to the others.

>>533361046
curry or chinese with chips is WAY better than with rice.
The Brits are right on that one. Fries should replace rice in all ethnic foods.

>>533361046
It makes me unreasonably angry that they call fries chips. Most british soeech has that effect onme actually. I especially deapiae the way they pronounce an R at the end of words that end in A. It sounds so dumb.

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someone should tell them the war is over

>>533361046
Thank God I live in North America where they're called Chili cheese fries like a normal person would

Holy shit those beans look nasty. Sweet ball sweat shit

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>>533361682
only niggers eat this trash, maybe hicks in the south too.

>>533361738
That tuna does not look fresh or even right texture or color

>>533361046
>chips and chili
>chips and coleslaw
colonized

Almost 50% of Indians have chronic diarrhoea.

>>533362393
No, I don't disagree that much

It's actually a tradition with us not really more like a memory to put ketchup on fries cut into little squares

It makes a difference other than that you're right

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>>533361150
mushy peas and curries, you are subhumans.

>>533362946
Curry really is shit. Why would anyone fight a war over that shit? It's disgusting.

>>533361140
How severe can rationing be? Even if you have just flour and eggs you can make something out of it.
Italian cousine is good but its mostly poor mans food.

>>533362343
You are missing out passing on the curry sauce with fish and chips. It is the dog's bollocks.

>>533362492
>Fries should replace rice
Chips aren't fries you uncultured pillock.

>>533361140
>Germans of Danzig
Prussia partitioned and occupied Poland for 123 years. Eat shit wehraboo.

>>533361682
I never heard of that, but now I want to try some.

>>533361682
That’s not a casserole. It’s candied yams or sweet potato, and you don’t eat much of it.

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>>533361046
Look at these fucking Peas, bro.

>>533362946
what the fuck is that nigger doing

cursed thread

>>533364025
mushy peas taste better
fresh peas are boring
good food either way

>>533361140
fpbp thank you for your service anon
one thread at a time

>>533362620
i would like to see what this looks like after they cook it (I'm assuming thats what they're about to do)

>>533361140
kek'd

>>533362946
I had a cave man phase a few months ago. This reminds me of that. I literally bbq'd in my house just to cook because my power was being throttled. I did what I did to survive. I don't know what his deal is. Maybe hes taking the piss with those nigger memes of blacks pouring their fucking shit food all over the table. or maybe hes in a temp place and just doesn't give a shit (If that, than full respect)

>>533363521
Danzig had flipflopped between German and Polish control for over 500 years before the partitions and even beyond that, the majority of people in Danzig didn't speak Polish, but German. Take your /his/trionics out of here, faggot.

>>533361399
Haggis looks decent. Highest chance of me trying that.

>>533361399
Bro can you put a warning on this shit or something, fucking hell. I would prefer to be ignorant.

>>533362620
The dumb niggers who eat this will still complain about the lack of seasoning n sheit

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I think white people need to stop trying to convince the world they make good food. White people can't cook worth a damn.

>>533361046
>>533361178
>>533361682
>>533361738
>>533362946
Can we please pass a UN law to ban the british from cooking food?

>>533361046
You know that one guy in your family that roots for the serial killer in the movie or the bad guy in scary movies?

That’s basically how people from England act all the time

>>533364025
They are upsidedown peees

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>>533365228
Lel you will die of kidney failure at 53. Nigger

>>533361399
bruh

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English muffins are good
Beef Wellington is alright

>>533361140
>spiteslop

>>533361399
Haggis and Laverbred is probably good especially haggis. t.likes food

>>533361140
That’svnot it.


Leaving the Catholic communion made them izzat farm, and a class shibboleth is plain cuisine

>>533363060
So bad that their sausages were 50% water by weight. This would cause them to explode while cooking. They started calling them "bangers" after this, and this name sticks today. They got so tired of eating peas, that they started mashing them up to change it. They sometimes only had bread, so they would put one piece of toasted bread between two pieces of bread and call it a toast sandwich.
>I'LL HAVE SOME BANGERS AND MASH PLEASE LUV
>LUV ME BEANS ON TOAST I DO, SIMPLE AS

>>533366452
>Disgusting american food
>Literally a hamburg steak on bread, english breakfast, italian pizza, gravy chops with cranberry and an universal steak
Americans aren't very good at banter

>>533361046
I'm not crazy about the mayo, but the rest seems okay. Maybe drop the coleslaw too.

>>533361046
>>>/ck/

>>533361178
You poors have glass houses, here in America our houses are Diamonds. Fucking gross ass brown.

Does it somehow make you all happy to learn that people in other countries eat foods you might not like? Your president is sexually attracted to little children, but I would not use this as a stick to beat you all with.
It's a sign something is wrong in your life if you need to mock others to get a dopamine rush.
This is why America is the Israel of everything that isn't Israel.

>>533366629
>Literally a hamburg steak on bread,
American
> english breakfast,
Amercian. No tomatoes or beans.
>italian pizza
New York style
> gravy chops with cranberry
That’s Thanksgiving Turkey you uncultured brown
> universal steak
Now you just sound retarded.

Cheesy chips with chili and coleslaw, and don’t look at me

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>>533361046
it is cheap food, why do foreigners think every meal has to be michelin star tier? you're not a chef fatass

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>>533361140
they eat sponges as well

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everything else is heresy and mayo is pushing it

>>533361178
>bacon flavored
astroturfed fad of the late 00's
it was phased out in favor of the sriracha gooksauce rick and morty era of the second obama term

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>>533361399
I would’ve immediately have to murder anyone trying to serve me any of these dishes

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>>533366751
>American
Wrong, Frikadelle is northern german and cousin of the Salisbury steak, which is english. Frikadellesandwich is also a thing from the 19th century.
>No tomatoes or beans
Still english, so you are wrong.
>New York style
aka Alla Romana, which is italian, so you are wrong.
>Thanksgiving Turkey
Swap the turkey and it's cranberry chops, which is english, you just killed injuns and larped about it
>Now you just sound retarded.
Grilled steaks are a staple of basque, english, fiorentine, northern mexican and argentinian/uruguayan/gaucho gastronomies, all before someone started grilling in the southwest US.
So you are wrong and also retarded.

>>533363060
https://youtu.be/7uJ_996KlM0

>>533361140
Kek

>>533367144
>Mutt chili on fries with cold cheese
Complete heresy

>>533361046
Whilst our European cousins were getting really good at making a nice dinner the Brits were out doing things like exploring, coinising and inventing things.

>>533367252
>colonising*

>>533361046
There is nothing wrong with any of these apart from maybe having the coleslaw on top of the chips rather than on top.

Also 'Belgians' are the ones famous for chips and mayo.

>>533361748
When you're not being a cheap scamming shitskin and can actually rely on the quality of your ingredients, you don't have to blast them with spices to get a good flavour. Now fuck off and go drink cow piss, sukpreet.

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>>533366727
Making fun of British food is just Continental bantz which was okay but third world monkeys saw this as chance to shit on you guys even harder while thirdie Shit is notoriously shitty.
>Muuh spiced feces with feces slop on top of the feces

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>>533367248
fuck mayo and ranch based sauces already everything has some fucking cream or milk base in it these days i am tired of putting cum sauce on my slop i went the popeyes for the diablo chicken and they give me this white sauce that is hot as fuck dipping my long dick strips in my cum sauce fuck this gay ass world

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>>533367252
And being defeated by Americans who invented the macaroni and cheese master race

>>533367196
Frikadelle has bread and egg in it so it's very different from bürgers.

>>533367444
Faggot not deserving of trips and also lactose intolerant which is a strong characteristic of brownoids

>>533362524
yeah, that thing with the r at the end of words that end in a also drives me fucking bananas

>>533367527
>t.dips his pizza in cum sauce

>>533367486
Mexicans call their burgers tortas retard kraut

>>533367144
Chips and döner is a goated combo

>>533361046
Overall it's bad. Americans aren't exactly in a good position to trash us thoughbeit.
Most people here just don't know any better which is why even Indian stuff seems ok next to it. The lower classes have this mentality that any culinary taste is faggy or tryhard, coupled with tradition of protestniggery puritanism pretending that caring about cuisine is satanic. There are regional differences too, it's less bad in the southeast both because of more contact with the international.
>>533361140
Least deranged naziboo.

>>533367635
what doner? A quick check makes me think it's just a prolapsed philly cheese steak

>>533367564
t. Is a weak stomach faggot who orders tofu instead of beef and is scared of sour cream on his food

When I visited Britain someone recommended I try a "cheesy curry chip from the chippy". Had to clarify a few times what the fuck he was talking about, but I have to say that slop was divine. I still think about that from time to time, it's that good.

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>>533367101
>they eat sponges as well
Steamed sponge is basically a sponge cake you dumbass.

>>533361682
ok but this shit is phenomenal
i love pie and chips and beans but candied yams are great.
you should try it
also you dont need to add anywhere near as much sugar as mutts do

>>533361046
we have chili fries here too, using other stuff instead of chili isn't particularly weird

>>533367144
>mayo
blame the dutch

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>>533368551
COOOORRRRRRRRRRR LUSH

>>533361046
It's not weird, the public image is weird. It's like any other European country, fish, meat, pies, all pretty bland because no spices. Plus France is next to them, there is plenty of influences from France in British cuisine.
Of course you haven't been in restaurants there.
it's not fish and chips that's more like q joke.

>>533363353
Chips are what you get when you cut up and fry a tortilla. What do you call the chips that come in a bag?

>>533368794
crisps, on account of them being crispy

>>533368794
Chips and hot chips, usually context tells you which anyway. It's really not that difficult.

>>533368794
>>533369119
We are even dumber with our naming, the ones in the bags (doritos, lays, pringles whatever) are just chips, “fries” are hot chips

>>533367252
Continental Diaspora BTFO
Why are they like this?
Why can't they just go home?

>>533369240
There's nothing wrong with our naming you leftist poofter cunt, neck yourself

>>533369308
>hot chip
Sounds nigger.
French fries sounds sophisticated and elegant. A huWhite Man's French Fries vs a nigger's hot chip

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>>533361399
Haggis is respectable. I ate it last time I visited Scotland and It's not bad at all.
But then again It's Scottish and they're immeasurably better and more based than e*gland

>>533361046
British culture is probably the worst of all whites. The food, humor, art, almost everything. The only thing they had going for them is 70s and 80s rock music

>>533369384
fries are still fries, but they're different to hot chips

>>533369308
>being able to recognise something as stupid makes you a leftist mate
Stop being a gaycunt watching rita panini on goy news

>>533369384
It's chips with an "s" to to start with nigger, secondly you rarely ever say "hot chips" because the context is obvious

>>533369384
>>533369455
Yeah technically fried are fried and the bigger fatties are hot chips, but calling both chips are acceptable

>>533369461
But it's not stupid you self hating cum guzzling deadshit mongoloid

>>533362256
This is one of the most retarded things I have ever witnessed. Go and lay down in the road until you are run over.

>>533369510
correct

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>>533361046
The food needs to be soft and bland because they all have gum disease.

>>533369384
>French fries sounds sophisticated and elegant
remember when you changed the name to freedom fries because you were coping and seething as per usual?

>>533361178
We used to sell kinds of retarded bacon related items. Tactical bacon? That bacon lovers swear tastes good? Makes me fucking gag but hey, more power to you if you can eat greasy bacon out of a tin can.

>>533369511
It would make more sense if they always referred to a potato product, but doritos are chips too, same with cutting up a tortilla and baking it
>next up on Lefties Losing It, a random bogan derro on 4chan attacks all australia culture by questioning the chip

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>>533369384
>A huWhite Man's French Fries vs a nigger's hot chip
KEK the delicious anglo seethe under your post is hilarious

>>533369670
just call 'em crisps like normal people do.

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>>533369755
lol

>>533361046
Chips mayo doner gravy and cheese is the correct choice

Shithole swamp island with awful weather and no real resources. Doesn't take a genius to figure out why the cooking is shit.

>>533361046
/his/, /ck/, or /bant/. Three boards to choose from for this idiot discussion you have absolutely no authentic interest in. Why would you post this on a board about politics? All fields.

>>533361046
Chips and catsup
Chips and grave
Chips and beans
For me please

>>533364525
People speaking German in the city were various (((Bergs))) and (((Steins))) attracted by the trade and commerce created from being the only major sea port connecting PLC's infiniete grain production and infiniete hungry mouths of Western Europe for centuries

>>533361140
100% correct

>>533363060
Anon that's a jeet making shit up.

>>533361046
What is the appeal of mushy peas as a topping? Everything else I can understand why people would enjoy, but that one baffles me.

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>>533361046
Chips and gravy is amazing.
But nothing beat chips and cassoulet

>>533370415
As much as I enjoy Cajun red beans and rice, cassoulet might be the emperor of bean dishes.

>>533369784
Yeah but it’s not to do that without mocking the Brit speech impediment and saying “cwisps”

>>533369455
Potato Wedges is a term that differentiates fries from chips with greater information present to the potential user.
French Fries primes one for an experience of potato cuisine unlike no other, "fries" in general championing the term for French Fries accentuates their prowess culinarily speaking.
>>533369572
I didn't care, I still called them French Fries as I'm sure many other Americans did...calmly...and respectfully.

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>>533371110
>I didn't care
okay

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>>533371110
>wedges
completely different and usually always have the skin on

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>>533361046

bongoloids will blame shit on rationing or industrialization like fpwp but the truth is simply that northern countries always have shittier food than southern countries. bong food gets a bad rap but only because people aren't aware of how disgusting finnish and icelandic food is.

>>533371183
That looks like a pumpkin head germutt Midwesterner. No one but their kind does that because we are too busy exploring coasts and mountain ranges and canyons on our daily drives that none of that pathetic ill mannered attempt at charisma resonates deeply.

>>533361140
based Brits. and they're still not speaking German. England won

>>533371226
French Fries mog Hot Chip.
Fries replaces Hot Chip as a new catchy and quick term to describe the general shape, rendering a remiss of reminiscence to the better, superior French Fries.

>>533370866
or the australian impediment of shortening every word and putting a Y on the end so you sound like retarded 3 year old downies.
is that why it's called Down under?

>>533364025
>>533366276
Are there any photos of peas the right way up?

>>533361140
To be fair, in the US we're still stuck on Depression Era and WW2 suffer meals.

>>533371715
Americans mostly cook at home. Drinking and driving is illegal so we don't need cringe little chippieslop to get us through an evening of severe drinkage(solo or throwing lavish house parties with zero negro music)
Normally yanks prepare lavish banquets of barbeqve, salads and cheeseboards to entertain their guests, rather than ever dealing with the common rabble.
Yanks are Sophisticated Nobles of Modern Yore.

>>533371385
>face over curly fries
Ah, so you're an abbo.

>>533361046
>chips and beans
>chips and mushy peas
say it ain't so WTF

Mayonnaise and cheese ONLY
The rest is hobbit or nigger food

>food from cold countries is dense, filling warming yet often looks "bland"
>food from hot countries is light, offering little nutrition, but is "colourful"
>low IQ idiots who think everything has to "look good"

that's all there is to it. Most people are retards who don't understand that not everything has to look pretty. It appears to be the norm for people to drown regular food in spices so it has more "colour"

>>533366397
those don't exist in England and muffins means something else.
see also biscuits, which yanks think are some kind of piss-soaked dumpling.
and now everyone thinks a dumpling is chink shit when the word is English and refers to an English food that has been around for hundreds of years

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>>533361140
FPBP!

>>533364025
Why did someone superimpose upside down peas into this picture. What the fuck could be the reason for needing to do that.

>>533361046
would eat the chili fries

>>533362393
I agree unless you get your “chips” from the fairground.

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>>533361046
they are subhuman

Americans eat like 12 year olds let's be fair.

>>533367684
A Gyro in Greek speak.

Available in USA.

>>533361682
That is sweet potato and the marshmallows make it a dessert. Its actually pretty good and healthy for you.

>>533361140
I laughed, it's partly true, it's more that the leadership of the UK has been happy for their population to live in utter despair if it means they get to slightly antagonise their cousins leading Germany. However given how utterly brainwashed the average Brit is it's hard to have any sympathy

>>533361046
>curry on pommes
We do that in Germany

>>533373260
Currywurst is an abomination. Sorry it had to be said.

>>533373151
Wait until you hear of the toast sandwich.

>>533373293
It's post war rationing stuff which is obviously superior to what the British ate with their toast sandwich and beans slop.
Currywurst ist obviously better than starving to death.

>>533361399
Stargazy pie tastes great. It looks gross because of the fishheads but you can just remove the head. Haggis is simply excellent, don't be a baby, offal is tasty and good for you. Seaweed is extremely nutritious and tastes fine. I don't care for jellied eels, not the best way to cook eel. Much of this phenomenon is just Americans squirming at the thought of eating anything that isn't chicken nuggets.

>>533373406
I never took Germans for fools. Why are you kidding yourself. We eat the same stuff. Grains, breads, cold weather vegetables. Stews and soups. How have either of our cultures been elevated by cheap meat slathered in carry paste and turmeric?

>>533373609
How come ireland doesn't have any cuisine of note?

>>533373666
Average Irish man gets 60-80% of his calories from pints.

>>533373666
Well, Satan, Ireland eats the same food as the rest of western Europe, more or less. Broths and stews and vegetables suitable to the climate. But Ireland is a tax haven for most of the tech companies that rule the world, so they don't want you to hate it.

>>533373293
It is, but I like it

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>>533361046
Different geographies have different food sources. This determines differing cuisines around the world.
Simple as

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>>533361046
>Pommes mit Ketchup
Check
>Pommes mit Mayo
Also Check
>Döner Pommes
They stole that from us
Pro-tip: add Sauce Hollandaise
>Chilli Pommes
I need that

Hard pass on the rest, except maybe CHEESE FRIES

>>533361140
But also this, KEK

>>533361046
Almost every single one of those is delicious. Keep the curry and the mushy peas, I'll take the rest. What, you don't think cole slaw is good? Anyone who says those "beans with pork" style beans aren't delicious is a spiritually brown liar, etc

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>>533373647
Why did your war rationing lasted for decades after the war?
Here in the 60s everything was booming again.
And pic related eating garbage parts of animals put in a sausage tastes not good so it needed curry and such spices which were plenty available and cheap.

Dead palates will never understand that things have natural flavors of their own, and if you're lucky enough you don't need to spill the spice rack into the pot just to taste anything.
Also, when people say dumb racist shit like "wypipo don season they food" they're talking about honkies don't dump loads of salt, sugar, and/or lawry's into their food.

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>>533367196
Based Knower
>>533367486
Seething Southerner detected

>>533373870
9 times out of 10 when someone says spicy they mean capsaicin the other one time they mean onion and garlic powder

>>533374337
>Why did your war rationing lasted for decades
9 years isn't decades. we had to keep it as the mutts had got us in a kike usury trap. fucking kike golems.

>>533374364
I'm from Schleswig-Holstein my dear friend.

>>533369412
>But then again It's Scottish and they're immeasurably better and more based than e*gland
It's actually English.

So that ruined your snide remark.

>>533374523
so you're danish then? good to know.

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>>533366864
Meanwhile I worry my 3-egg with bacon breakfast is bad for me and only eat it once a week.

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>>533374523
How could you possibly deny that the whole concept of putting a meat bun in a bread with some lettuce, onions and sauce is quintessentially north-german?
That's why it's called Hamburger

>>533369240
Here we call hot fried potatoes "fries". We call shelf-stable fried potatoes "chips" however when you see a food truck that serves fries it's called a "chip wagon" or "chip truck". The meal where fish is served with fries is still called "Fish and Chips" as well.

Just a bit of British culture which has been retained.

>>533366452
That's not blood soup. It looks like watered-down tomato sauce lol. Blood soups are black or deep purple, and have a glossy sheen. Squeamishness about eating blood is ridiculous. Second to the liver it is far and away the most nutritious part of any animal. Black pudding is the best part of any fried breakfast. Don't be such a baby.

>>533367196
>Frikadellesandwich is also a thing from the 19th century
It's a version of the german dish Hamburger Beefsteak - which was cheap copy of the real British beefsteak, using minced beef instead of a real Beefsteak - done in Hamburg, mostly for workers at the harbour.

>>533367486
>Frikadelle has bread and egg in it so it's very different from bürgers
Add to that, a Frikadelle contains pork, not only beef

>>533374550
It can't be Scottish, it's not even deep-fried.

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>>533374550
>uhhm...haggis is english actshually
kek lmao even

>>533369755
Honestly would all of them, excluding the one in the top row that is a male
>>533374523
In northern Italy they call the Hamburger a Svizzera, that means that the Germans just appropriated a food that is very simple and made basically everywhere if meat was available

>>533374718
https://cookidoo.it/recipes/recipe/it-IT/r144310

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>>533374679
Hamburgers are just inferior Fischbrötchen, Kuhbrötchen if you will

>>533367144
Whoa, this lad is serious about his preferred condiments for fries

>>533369566
The other way around. Soft food leads to poorly developed mouths with much dental crowding which leads to diseases of the mouth in addition to the dental malocclusion.

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>>533361046
>Britain and their cuisine
Picrel: American "cheese"

>>533374716
>The first known written recipes for a dish of the name, made with offal and herbs, are as "hagese", in the verse cookbook Liber Cure Cocorum dating from around 1430 in Lancashire, north west England, and, as "hagws of a schepe" from an English cookbook also of c. 1430.
shut up froggy.

>>533361150
>superfood
>has 0 bio available nutrients and causes indigestion
a comment was wasted on this

>>533374716
>takes GPT as evidence

Haggis was invented in England no matter what your Reddit Ai scrape bot says.

>>533373293
>Currywurst
Try the Volkswagen Canteen version. They sold it in about every pub/barrel house/ (whatever a Kneipe is called in english) in my hometown and it's the ultimate "end the drinking tour with your buddies" food.

>>533361046
We were too busy conquering the world to play around in the kitchen.

>>533361140
Cooking culture cant be lost after a couple decades of scarcity
The bongs probably had none to begin with

>>533361046
42% of US adults are obese compared to 28% in the UK.
All types of cancer including bowel and colon are higher in the US than the UK.

tl;dr your diet sucks ass.

>>533366476
why are catholics such niggers?
your sons are all groomer douchebags, obese and ignorant as the niggest.
just look at texas, trump, the jews.
all your fault because you wanted a gold plated Vatican.

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>>533374773
>>533374782
>"Although the name "hagws" or "hagese" was first recorded in England c. 1430, the dish is considered traditionally of Scottish origin. It is even the national dish[6] as a result of Scots poet Robert Burns' poem "Address to a Haggis" of 1786. Haggis is traditionally served with "neeps and tatties", boiled and mashed separately, and a dram (a glass of Scotch whisky), especially as the main course of a Burns supper."
Everybody knows haggis is Scottish. Stop appropriating their culture and just stick to chicken tikka masala or something

>>533374891
>tikka masala
Invented in Glasgow actually

>>533361738
looks like my cat's puke

>>533361150
>and can be enjoyed many ways
>chips
>chips
>chips
>more chips
>none of which are even chips
Fucking Brits. You could at least have loaded baked potatoes, but I guess there's too much lactose intolerance.
If you don't understand "chips," please refer to all instances of its use and consider the importance of proper nomenclature.

>>533374891
>Everybody knows haggis is Scottish
Only people like you, who don't have a clue what they are talking about.

Go back to your adaptation of British food.

>>533374921
>Invented in Glasgow actually
Debated, I think the Scottish are trying to steal things again.
I prefer the Birmingham story (same story but Brum)

>>533374891
>Stop appropriating their culture
they don't have a culture, it was all fucking made up by walter scott because they kept on getting btfo by bongs and were seething about it.

>>533374757
iirc classic Hamburger Beefsteak was served with Bratkartoffeln/Fried Potatoes and with a Spiegelei/Fried Egg on the Beefsteak.
It also wasn't a round patty but more formed like a real rumpsteak
That addition of the soggy bun was the "american invention" when they looked for a way to transform it into take-away food
So in they end they took some tasty foreign dish and fucked it up as usual

>>533361046
From the burger that uses spoiled milk in their “chocolate”

>>533361046
Cover it up with gravy
Makes the chips all nice and pasty
Cover it up with gravy
cause that's the way i like it baby

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>>533374757
But unlike your fish sandwich, ours can be customized into eldritch horrors.

>>533375002
>he thinks we're eating hershey's
Fuck that shit. I'll buy a brick of baking chocolate if I want chocolate.
Also, they decided to cut their shit with plastic at some point. They call it "PGPR."

>>533374997
Our bread buns are obviously superior, but everyone knows that

>>533374997
>took some foreign
Fucking Krauts, every time. Do you even pay attention to the history of your own country, let alone ours?

>>533375098
Yes those are flaming hot cheetos, steak, fried eggs and hash browns.

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>>533361046
BEHOLD THE ONLY FOOD ACTUALLY INVENTED IN THE USA.

I bring you the Water Pie.

>>533375037
The only condiment I'd use with chips would be vinegar but apparently this is very controversial outside of Britain and Ireland

>>533361748
"Spiceless" Western food was invented by the French nobility. They found that food tastes better when it's fresh, only mildly spicy, and washed down with some great wine.
Spicy food is old-fashioned and for people who can't afford fresh ingredients.

>>533375179
we invented corn ya cunt

>>533375184
its your right to be wrong (and Irish)

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>>533374990
>>533374989
Why does Scotland make you bongs seethe? Is it because so many British inventions came from the Scots? Why does the fact that Scotland being over-represented in British pioneers of philosophy and technology makes you uncontrollably seethe?

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>>533375226
>we invented corn ya cunt
That was Southern Mexico and it was almost inedible by todays standards without breeding.

>>533365228
Name one world famous chef that isnt white.

>>533361399
Haggis is the only one of these abominations i would try.

>>533375098
Some faggots say the Krabbenbrötchen is an Eldritch Horror

The Problem with all these Hipster Hamburger shags is that they do not respect the proper arrangement. I need to be able to eat the Hamburger with my Hands and take a proper bite out of it. If you can't get that right you already ruined half the burger, no matter how many beef patties you slap on it.

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>>533375143
THIS JUST BECAME A BREAD POLITICAL COMPASS THREAD. CONGRATS

>>533375341
There are plenty of famous Italian and Spanish chefs

>>533375304
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I got butt-hurt, so now I will change the subject.

>>533375146
the US is supposed to have a history?

>>533361046
kek
An American
In the US a thing exists called
>Food deserts
Where there exists no viable fresh food options due to fast food and grocery chains pulling out

I have been to big stores that had zero fresh food
I have been in Chicago, there is literally no fresh food city wide
LA of all fucking places, went to visit someone, I swear I spent an hour trying to get basic ingredients

I think our food looks weird to you because you dont actually realize what real food looks like

>>533375179
That was invented during the great depression. Nowadays I think they caramelize the filling and put candied pecans on top. Still fucking delicious thoughever.

>>533375329
It's still inedible by today's standards without processing. Nixtamalization.
Also, it gets touted as a "vegetable" by cheap ass restaurants and idiots.

>>533375381
Ah, you're not even a Kraut. Go the fuck back to your country.

>>533361399
Haggis is fucking tasty. It's basically a really strong flavoured sausage in taste. Black pudding is also delicious with bacon and eggs. Jellied eels are ok but it's not as good as a lot of other fish dishes but it sounds much more horrid than they taste.

Britain urbanized before modern food preservation and refrigeration techniques existed, so people got used to eating bad food.
There's also the Puritan influence (which also influenced the 'cuisine' of New England). Puritans believed it was wrong to take pleasure in eating, so deliberately made everything as bland as possible.
When you see people making fun of "white people food", they're talking about the food of Yankee New England.

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>>533361046
How about some true high end cuisine?

>>533375366
>NOO YOUU
Answer the question. Why do you harbor feelings of animosity and bitterness towards Scotland and their food culture and identity?

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>>533375360
gib texas toast wife

>>533375463
>Jellied eels are ok
this isn't true. they're fucking foul.

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>>533375179
>THE ONLY FOOD ACTUALLY INVENTED IN THE USA.
kek, says a hobo whose people actually invented the bread sandwich

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>>533375360
>Wheat
>White
>Sourdough
>Pumpernickel
Except for Pumpernickel, this is way too vague

>>533375393
>pure mix of water, flour and sugar (LOTS of sugar obviously)
>Still fucking delicious
All one need to know about Burger culinary mindset

>>533375443
and there is the last "argument" a Burger can come up with, when no real arguments are left

>>533375467
If I would want to see food mishandled like that, I would start a quarrel with my wife

>>533362797
>Almost 50% of Indians have chronic diarrhoea.
That's due to intestinal parasites, not the food they eat per se.

>>533375467
Wait, what? That's it?
I'm pretty sure it's ice cream, but still, where's the end step where they bring the mess together?

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>>533375467
>looks like a rage-fueled humiliation ritual
>costs like a rage-fueled humiliation ritual
I hate foodies. SO. FUCKING. MUCH.
Very slightly more than bicyclists.

>>533375443
Our local Kneipe is older than your country, buddy

>>533375598
The water Pie was a meal in the USA
The toast sandwich NEVER was . . . it's a meme from a section of a book about helping sick soldiers from the Crimean war.

You Mutts just think it's real.

>>533361140
Foreign travellers in Britain were complaining about the food already in the 19th century. It isn't a WW2 thing.

>>533375467
The only reason this is done is so that he can record it. I hate this so much. He probably didn't even eat it afterwards, it'd be difficult to imagine how he could.

>>533361046
>ketchup and mayonnaise

If you eat anything else on the list, you are a disgusting pig and deserve to be a single

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>>533361140
Didn’t read your delusional drivel, but you're Indian.

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A beef wellington is nice.

>>533375606
>Except for Pumpernickel, this is way too vague
Pumpernickel is the best bread to be eaten with ham or cheese. Don't know what non-boomers do to it, though.
And it's not just the average rye bread, as it is baked differently

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>>533361140
Holy fucking BRVTALITY. polekikes and britcucks in shambles.

>>533375707
Fucking BOTH Krauts can't fucking read.
Literally in your own country's history. All it takes is a mild noggin jogging to figure out how a German preparation got to the US.
And no, I am not talking about the bagel thieves.

>>533375739
It's ketchup, mayo and onions you cretin

>>533374988
You silly goose. You're triggered by the fact that I can enjoy chips 20 different ways. For me it's curry sauce.

You poor Americans will never enjoy fish fingers, fried eggs and home made chips with salt and pepper and curry sauce. Absolutely sad.

>>533375712
It wasnt a meme
Most soldiers would have killed you for a toast sandwich in the Crimean
More soldiers died of malnutrition and disease than in the fighting

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>>533375467
Absolutely retarded. New money and retarded influencers popularized shit like that. It has nothing to do with French haute cuisine like picrel

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>>533375712
>it's a meme
kek, you're a meme

>>533361046
>1 post by this id
they like potato; everybody likes potato but they are not ashamed of it; why are you being a such a black person?

>>533366452
>EU flag
>Shows British food

AMERICAN EDUCATION, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

>>533361046.

I dont find it weird.

Potatoes, and the flavors here are a British ingenuity. I eat ts.

>>533375828
>More soldiers died of malnutrition and disease than in the fighting

Because it was the first truly "modern" mechanized war and nobody was prepared for the horrendous casualties and how long it would take.

>>533375803
>figure out how a German preparation got to the US
It's not about how it GOT to the USofA, but how about the Burgers took something, fucked it up and then claimed it their invention

>>533374775
a man ate only potato for a month and all his blood work came out just as before the test
potato contains quite a big quantity of vitamin c and other stuff not found in "regular" vegetable
besides it's delicious; no person passionate about carrots could eat the same amount of carrots as they could of potato
also you are not white and should be ashamed of abusing that flag

>>533375891
logistics run wars
just ask our US friends sailing around in Iran that are eating shoe leather

>>533368673
>you have not been in one of the Far and few top Restaurants for the upper 5% in England where they serve actual quality food for a change and Charge 200 Dollar for a meal. You See, this is proof that english food is not that bad

Oh well lets go to the chippy already and have some Chips n beans with peas gravy shant we

>>533375926
They're also very high in iron and protein, and excellent for fibre if you eat the skin. If you have to you can survive comfortably on only potatoes and milk.

>>533375894
>how the Germans took their own thing and "ruined" it by making a beef patty analog of the bratwurst in a roll
Literally brain dead. It's like you've never heard of the Amish. Literal old German cuisine, right on my damn doorstep.

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>>533366452
>head cheese
UMA DELICIA

>>533375828
>Most soldiers would have killed you for a toast sandwich in the Crimean
It wasn't food.

If you had dysentery . . .. or even today you have repeat vomiting the best thing to eat is warm water and toast.

It may sounds weird to an american who eats plastic potatoes, chips in europe is actually tasty and healthy

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>>533375789
Hell Yeah, buttered, with some double slices of Gouda or Tilsiter and some pickled cucumber
Filters frogfags like Napoleon

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>>533374846
The French used to send people to England to learn English cookery and write books on it in French to teach them how to cook. Look it up.

>>533375975
they didnt have food
thats the point

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>>533369412
>that image
My fucking sides

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>IM WHITE! I CAN COOK!

>>533375926
>potato contains quite a big quantity of vitamin c and other stuff not found in "regular" vegetable
depends how they are prepared though, as many vitamins and other stuff don't survive the heat and contact with the oil when fried
Even Broccoli isn't that healthy any more when deep fried

>>533375996
I don't think you get it.
This was NOT in a cookbook.
It was in a section of a book for recovering invalids.

>>533375994
I watched that, Nick made a good old Beef Stew.

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>>533375833
>French haute cuisine
Pffft

Just cook some Boef Bourguignon

>>533375996
>they didnt have food
obviously they had bread though, which usually counts as food for most people on this planet

>>533364525
>Danzig had flipflopped between German and Polish control for over 500 years

Gdańsk was founded around 950 A.D.

It first fell into Teutonic hands in 1308.

We got it back in 1454.

Then it got into the hands of Prussia in 1793.

Then it became part of Germany in 1871.

Became a free city in 1920.

Then the Nazis got it for a few years.

Then Poland retook it in 1945.

It's much longer than 500 years, anon.

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>>533361046
>We have FRIES FRIES FRIES chicken eggs and FRIES
>Chicken FRIES eggs pork and FRIES and FRIES
>FRIES FRIES chicken FRIES FRIES and FRIES

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Scotland

Aberdeen Angus in Garlic Thyme Butter

>>533373666
>How come ireland doesn't have any cuisine of note?
British and Irish cuisine are essentially the same. Meat and potatoes and no frills. Lots of tea and beer drinking in both countries.

>>533375806
>onions

Nobody asked you for your opinion, you Ruhrgebiet-Opfer

>>533376046
no
what I am saying, it wasnt a meme
no one in the Crimean war had food, for invalids or otherwise
a toast sandwich would have been luxury
most soldiers got 2 potatoes and an onion a MONTH, the rest was hardtack and salted beef

>>533367918
>cheesy curry chip from the chippy
If you bought it from a Chink you've eaten mouse droppings. If you bought it from a Paki you ate Paki semen. From an Indian, shit, from an Englishman snot. Unfortunate.

>>533376082
It's a shame that Farage sabotaged him. He was pushing the Overton Window very far with the BNP.