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I 100% believe this is true
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Here's Trump unlocking his phone, with a picture of his own face as his lock screen
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>>533365929
I like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia_GL3ObSjQ
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>>533365735
hey, I've seen this one before
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FYI this is satire, explicitly labeled as such, created by a professional comedian:
https://x.com/HalfwayPost
But you freaks are so retarded it's amazing that you don't forget how to breathe. IDK why I try to inform you. I'll probably give up on you eventually.
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Bullshit. How would he have the time?
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>>533365735
Nice source faggot
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>>533365735
They're not slop they're 100% real like this real photo of Trump riding a....uhh
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>>533366299
it's a gay satire account
of course the browns on pol are shilling it
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>>533366282
mhmm
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>>533365735
If that's true, it's hilarious that he avoided addictions to gambling, alcohol, and drugs, but even he can't beat the social media algorithm addiction.
That's actually scary to consider, that social media can beat a man that grew up surrounded by casinos and cokeheads and boozers, but he got tapped by a goddamn smartphone.
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>>533366728
What if I'm just trolling?
(an Aussie trolling on 4chan? Impossible)
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>>533366366
Based.
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>>533366181
Ah yes the legendary white house staff who could source and edit dozens of hours of gorilla footage in any amount of time that makes this story possible.
Like younhave to he a child to not understand that this would entail hundreds of hours of specialized work that is not selected for in white house staff hiring.
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>>533366364
fart thing 100% happened. there even were even cases of trump farting on camera
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>>533365735
100% true
>>533366181
60% chance its true
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>>533365735
now you know why hes never going to fire kashapp paypal. who do you think is making all that slop?
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>>533366181
>The Gorilla Nest just got 10 sticks bigger.
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>>533366181
I know this is fake but I genuinely wish it was real.
>>533366233
>king of America.
That's Netenyahu
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>>533365735
Well, I always trust rando X posts.
Gotta be true.
Trump is also compromised by Russia!
The walls are closing in fellow Redditors.
In Fauci I trust.
2 more weeks to slow the curve after all.
Men CAN be women.
Trust ALL women.
It wasn't REAL communism!
Ya know, capitalism is failing us.
Nevermind all the senseless regulations and the fact that we've corrupted every single institution. (tee hee).
Tiresome.
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>>533367790
>Men CAN be women.
starting to sound like a republican, bud
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>>533365929
1. He spent all of his free time before he was president reading newspaper articles about him and writing to their authors appreciation/hatred depending on their stance.
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/07/29/trump-print-newspapers-media -1437913
2. He spent his entire first administration sitting around watching TV and reading articles all day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pb18RdIkw0
3. He now has someone print out things for him every day.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natalie_Harp#One_America_News_Network_an d_return_to_Trump_(2020%E2%80%93202 4)
4. He reposts this shit every fucking day. Like go fucking read his retarded ass tweets.
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>>533368646
An oldie, but a goodie.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/donald-trump-alter-ego-barron/ 2016/05/12/02ac99ec-16fe-11e6-aa55- 670cabef46e0_story.html
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>>533367740
>That's Netenyahu
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>>533365735
trump tried to take over the wheel during J6
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>>533365735
That's amazing - did the staff reveal themselves and say exactly how much time Trump spends that would be shocking?
Shocking to me is 3 minutes of AI slop per day.