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So what's his fucking issue?
I know he browses this board, come out and talk to your people.
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>oh BOY! An Elon thread!
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>>533369405
Elon owes me a $40K Cybertruck and he also owes NASA a moon lander rocket or something.
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>Anon's eyesight is really bad
>so Elon invented prosthetic eyes
>be like Elon
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>>533369405
Elon didn’t do any of that shit. He made a few million in the early web by selling legacy newspapers a classified ad program, and then tried to start an Internet payment system which a lot of other were attempting. Thiel’s PayPal bought them all out to kill the competition; Elon’s code was so shit and buggy and full of security holes that it was completely trashed and never was use by PayPal; Theil kicked him out because he was obviously useless. But musk took that money to buy Tesla, which was already making the roadster and had battery patents, some of the best ev engineers in board and cali government support; musk literally went to court to be named a “founder” even tho he wasn’t; his skill was hyping up the company, getting Silicon Valley buzz and money, and ripping off government for hundreds of million in clean energy credits and gibs. Obama was basically his biggest revenue stream. Tesla is now fucked. Hyperloop is a bust. Twitter is kill, a black hole of content and revenue. SpaceX is basically Tesla 2.0, hype built on government contracts and gibs, and Wall Street is going to knowingly fall for it again. U til ketamine gets the better of him.
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