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Clownsuka Edition:

As of now there is no match for anybody at WrestleMania. We'll see if that changes but it's not looking good at all.
IYO is being used to prop up a shitty Jade and Rhea feud nobody cares about.
Giulia is the WWE Women's United States Champion. Giulia deserves better.
Sareee is carrying on the spirit of Inoki.
Meiko is leading Sendai Girls.
Xia and Wendy posting is fine; they're just not officially part of the Klub.

>Sareee vs Chihiro Hashimoto vs Saya Kamitani [special guest referee Meiko Satomura]. Fortune Dream 11, April 16th
>Takumi Iroha (c) vs Sareee for the AAAW Championship. Marvelous 10th Anniversary, May 5th
>Sareee & Takumi Iroha [Spark Rush] vs Chi Chi & Senka Akatsuki. Ito Dojo in Shin-Kiba, May 17th
>Sareee & MIRAI vs Rina & Miku Kanae. Yumiko Hotta 41st Anniversary, June 5th

https://x.com/WWEAsuka
https://x.com/KAIRI_official
https://x.com/Iyo_SkyWWE
https://x.com/giulia0221g
https://x.com/Sareee_official
https://x.com/satomurameiko

https://youtu.be/3B_0HsAhuaM
https://youtu.be/x74xvn2T18E
https://youtu.be/N0qjhprjUeI

KCTV "The Most Fun Tour in My 10 Years Overseas?!":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L71EH-KqY_Q

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I wanna bust a fat nut inside of Asuka
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>>20238169
Daisuke is a lucky man
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just announce Asuka vs IYO at Mania, for fucks sake
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say boober please
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>>20238357
Say urine please
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>>20238712
also this match was the last time anything related to the US title got any second of screentime on SmackDown. They might as well retire the title at this point
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making Giulia promote WrestleMania when she doesn't have a match
https://x.com/WWEJapan/status/2043524323382792581
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>>20239172
who cares
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Iyo seems to have deleted the Twitter post calling out Asuka and saying "see you in Vegas".

So looks like I shan't be watching mania
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>>20239603
fuck this gay earth
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>>20239603
still up on insta, though
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>>20239172
so report all of his spam threads. if everyone in here does that he'll be pissed
>>20239289
back to you buttplug discord
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Jerry Fish
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>>20239663
That one on Instagram doesn't have "see you in Vegas"

It's been demoted to backlash. They can enjoy being on the undercard of Jellyrole V McAfee
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Iyo vs Kairi tonight
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HUNTER WHY COULDN'T YOU GIVE ME THIS MATCH LAST WEEK YOU STUPID LONG NOSED KIKE FAGGOT!
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>>20240552
>Allegiant Stadium
ACK
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>>20241098
on NOW
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not getting my hopes up
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Ishowspeed is gonna get a mania win before Asuka
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>>20242469
Nikki Bella is cleared too
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Kairi won!!!!
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>had Asuka point out that IYO went into Mania last year as the champion but it is now just Rhea's sidekick
>did Kairi vs IYO, with Asuka interference to cost IYO
>still didn't announce Asuka vs IYO at Mania
this company is fucking retarded
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Asuka reminds me more of Kanae Yumemi than whoever that other JAV girl is in the other thread
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>>20243062
what other girl??
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>>20243477
this looks like Kana if she were from a parallel world where she is skinnier and less husky
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>>20243451
Iyo 5head reveal
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In what way that Kairi vs Iyo match helped their story? Kairi winning means that Asuka is right about caring for Kairi. Tough love or whatever, but Asuka cares about Kairi and will do anything to see her win, which is much more than what Iyo would do for her. After all, she abandoned her for Rhea twice already. First time when she joined Rhea and the second time today, when she did nothing to stop the match. Or what? Her idea of helping Kairi is beating the shit out of her???

In the end, the booking has done so much dirty to Iyo. She should have been written like a hero who will rescue her sister/lover from her own bad decisions. It should have been an inspiring story that helps people in such abusive relationship to break from them. Inspire people to fight for each other.

Instead is a fucking joke where every week the abuser is proven right. What a fucking grim company.
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>>20243626
The booking is really muddled and it's resulted in a story with too many shades of gray. But WWE can't tell stories like that, and they don't work with 1 minute a week as each episode gets boiled down to a simple extreme.

The story was that Asuka doesn't care about Iyo or Kairi as she came back solo and btfo Iyo when she thought she was gonna win queen of the ring "We're not in damage control anymore".
Then she loses to Jade and immediately jumps back to Kabuki Klub by saving Kairi the next night on raw. Then reunited with Iyo right away as if she never left and wasn't planning on going solo.

The story was clear, Asuka is not what she was before and this is her best path to success, she didn't care about them, only the succes they'd bring her (tag belts) and being associated with the champ (probably to turn and beat her later). But then Rhea comes into the picture and is taking Iyo away so Asuka gets more controlling to keep the "family" together.

Iyo breaks away and gets beat up, RhIyo happens and that fued is dragged the fuck out, but should naturally end with Iyo beating Asuka and helping Kairi break free from her ever increasing control.

But now it's been so long and so much has happened, Asuka was just right, Iyo shouldn't have left, Rhea made her worse, Iyo clearly doesn't care that much about Kairi despite making the occasional comment about how she should leave Asuka. Asuka does seem to care as she saves her a lot, she's just a bitch about it and will throw Kairi into danger to save herself as she cares about herself more (but so does Iyo). And now Asuka is litteraly helping Kairi win, even as a pawn to get back at Iyo, while Rhea is causing Iyo to get beat by Jade.

Theres some interesting complexity to Iyo needing to become her own person, but she already was before this whole thing. There is some interesting complexity to Asuka being beaten and forced to come to terms with her new reality. But WWE can't tell a story to save their lives.
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>>20243872
The mega powers implode of the 21st century
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>>20243917
who's Hogan and who's Savage?
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>>20243963
Sally Hogan, surely.
Though she does have the rage of the Macho Man in her oooohhh yeah!
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https://x.com/esyntial0122/status/2044070112110465315
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>>20244811
me in the back
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>>20244811
in 4 months she changed her name and got browner
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do you guys have any hope for Asuka vs IYO being added to WM?
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>>20245435
it's over
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>>20245435
nah ids ogre
I aint even watching Mania now. That was legit the only match I cared about
Fuck this gay kike ran Fed
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>>20245435
I think they might actually book Asuka vs Iyo as a surprise on Night 2, brag about how they listened to the fans, then deliberately not give them enough time. Passive aggressive way of punishing fans for demanding something and talent for getting themselves over, an old WWE tradition.
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>>20244811
lmao why is her name gloria?
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>>20245645
That's her shoot name
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Asuka literally treating Kairi like a dog here lmao
https://twitter.com/ioskies/status/2043870232423338421/
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>>20244811
definitive proof she used to use roids. Five months of intense training and all that muscle gain ,and she STILL doesn't look even close to her peak physique.
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>>20246173
needs to get back on them
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>>20246173
It was obvious to anyone with eyes

>>20246772
It was a much better look, that's for sure
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>>20245925
NOW I WANNA BE YOUR DOG
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>>20247026
It's sad because I can bet my house that if she got big and muscled again, Triple Gaytch would push her to the moon.
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Kairi's pancake butt with Asuka milk for breakfast
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>>20247234
She looks like a midget here lmao
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>>20248001
Her face is also filtered to hell
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>>20247457
for sure, but it's too late for that now
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>>20248001
She kind of is, she's the same size as Kairi but much wider
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>>20247371
I'm loving the Asuka "good girl" dog whistle stuff. She's such a dirty momma
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>>20248538
Meanwhile Kairi appears to have 6 foot long legs here >>20243753
She's strangely tall/leggy for such a shorty.
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Asuka calling Kairi a good girl during the pussy eating sessions
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>>20248351
It's not. I bet getting roids in the US is the easiest thing in the world
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4chan is dying
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>>20249424
She looks hungover. I bet she vomited the night before.
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4chan is dying
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>>20249883
nah she's just tired from all the lesbian sex with Xia
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>>20249883
She must have had 2 full sips of beer!
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I thought all joshi had high alcohol tolerance.
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>>20250722
Asian women can't hold their liquor even though they love to drink
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>>20250722
Japs are lowkey harder drinkers than even the Irish or Russians. But they kayfabe it
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/Kabuki/ bros, I checked off another Vegas spot frequented by Asuka while I'm out here for Mania week, Wicked Spoon. It was pretty good.
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I'd love to drink heavily and go out dancing with Asuka.
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>>20250801
Let us know if you see a wild cougar, roaming the desert for young men
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xia li won the belt again
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>>20250807
for me its arcade, pizza parlor and finish the night with dive bar glam rock karaoke
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>>20238169
She's so hot that she needs to paint that awful centipede on her face to repel men. Oh, and I want to smell her butt
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>>20238357
イタリア人と日本人
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>>20239876
カイリちゃんがかわいい
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>>20240377
くらげ
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>>20241098
Imagine the bush scent
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>>20250974
That just shows her corruption. If there was a safe, and not too disgusting way to do it, I bet she would want insects walking around her face to create the "horror" effect of evilness.
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>>20250877
That's what I was hoping for there. In past trips I hit up that arcade in the Excalibur that gave us the clip of her saying We Don't Care while waving those prize coupons, Nine Fine Irishmen in New York New York and the Hello Kitty donut truck outside of it with no luck of seeing her at either of those spots as well.
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>>20251032
She doesn't accept any romantic approaches. But that doesn't mean you can't approach her normally as a fan and appreciate her romantically in secret.
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>>20251093
I wouldn't break a Commandment with her, but I would talk about 80's rock and metal with her, especially Iron Maiden.
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>>20251100
Ask her if she knows how sexo she is, what she does to men all round the world.
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>>20251118
I don't like this
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>>20251379
Same. I like cute kabuki art.
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Sareee will wrestle in the main event of Fortune Dream 11, then take a plane to Las Vegas to wrestle another match for West Coast Pro/Marvelous
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>>20251458
>Big hash V sally V saya
That's the biggest match in Japan right there
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>>20251466
and I don't think there's a way to watch live, which is a shame
also, correction: it's the semi final, not the main event
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Soon

Iyo will not take the disrespect much longer.
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>>20251552
beggin' tranny
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>>20251458
not much of a surprise but this went to a 30 minute draw. According to the uncs posting on X it was a great match
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>After wrapping up the thrilling 3WAY with Kamitani Saya and Hashimoto Chihiro at Fortune Dream 11, Sareee burst out of Korakuen Hall and made it to the airport for a last-minute check-in!
>She’s safely set off for Las Vegas!
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>>20252906
Krystal Davis is wrestling now?
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>>20253694
of course that's where your mind went
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I think Asuka's hair style and colour during her injury might be one of her best.
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>>20254159
agreed
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>>20253694
Webdy is much hotter than that BBC lover hag.
Kya Tropic is a much better match
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>>20252906
Her smile is really really pretty :)
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>>20253694
Wendy looks more Alona Bloom to me
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>See you soon
https://x.com/WWEAsuka/status/2044878687628316855
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>>20251392
I think Asuka would appreciate the avant-garde, surrealist style of this drawing.
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>>20254647
>Meet n'Greet Mommy
God she looks so good!! I could never not spaghetti out in front of her. The sexual aura is too intimidating
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Asuka continues to monitor the player of interest, Shirakawa Mina
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>>20254826
Loving this hair metal rocker chick look shes doing recently. The dark eye makeup looks great on her

>>20255247
Based big booba talent scout
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>>20254647
|[ OK. ]
[ We'|| See. ]|
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>>20255552
If you meet Asuka in person Godanon, don't go schizo on her.

Though I wonder what she'd think about all those AI lewds that were posted of her
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>>20255804
>Iyo hangs with Rhea
>Iyo hangs with AJ Lee
Why is she friends with all the head case wrestlers
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>>20255866
maybe IYO is one, too
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Giulia vs Tiffany for the US title is set for Smackdown tomorrow.

Gaytch gonna put the title on Shitter Time.
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>>20255877
She fucked Nozawa of course she is
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>>20255877
She's the nutcase supreme.

Not that that's a bad thing.
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that's Asuka actually [Complimentary]
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The only way Asuka ever gets a Wrestlemania moment is if one of the oil tycoons in Saudi Arabia demands it.
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>>20256451
TURKI ALALSHIKH, HEAR OUR /KABUKI/ WAR CRY.
ALHAMDULILAH
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>>20256246
>Giulia vs Tiffany for the US title is set for Smackdown tomorrow.
not surprising. Probably gonna have Kiana turn on Giulia to cost her the title. Tiffy already said she wanted Chelsea's help so they'll be a group together. Hopefully after that Giulia just gets the fuck off SmackDown so she can be put into the Asuka/Kairi/IYO story on Raw.
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>>20256486
I would actually watch saudimania for Asuka
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>>20256734
Same. I'm not tuning in at all this weekend since they cut the match entirely. There's nothing else on the card I care about. But if it was on that show I'd still watch just her match.
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Master Ken is the king of Asian women
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>>20257047
Has anyone here bought anything off her passes?
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>>20257060
I'm waiting till she posts actual nudes.
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I saw them setting up a little stage with the branding for the Rock's tequila at the Luxor yesterday. I get up today and hear a roar from a crowd. So when I get down to the casino level there's a shitload of people there. When I finally get by that stage Giulia and Kiana James are doing a free photo op there. The line for it eventually went out the main entrance to the place. Either everyone was looking for a freebie or Giulia and/or Kiana are really over.
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>>20257051
Ken-sama
Teach me the way
>>20257076
How was Giulia looking ?
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>>20257047
Makes sense, after all, she's like that.
Someone should get her to sign "I'm like that" on the pic of her ass.

>>20257076
Thank you based Kabuki updater
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I got a weird question, would Xia be considered ugly in China?

I feel like the platonic ideal of a woman in China is a thin, pale women with big boobs with large eyes but a small head.
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>>20257056
I saw a clip with him and the 2 TNA asians who used to be on NXT and he was having them read his belt and it said like sweet and sour soup and pork fried rice
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>>20257076
based /Kabuki/ reporter on the ground in Vegas
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https://x.com/KAIRI_official/status/2044990387903934921
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still with Batman
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Sally made it in time
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Kairi just needs to get into a hard cut. By now her body behind that fat is so ripped, Gaytch would push her to fucking Mars.
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>>20257662
I hope she can find a Haagen Dasz shop so she can enjoy her favorite ice cream flavor.
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>>20257480
very sexy tanned Kairi
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>I made it safely!
>I got there just in time!
>Time to go wild!!!

>Arrived in Las Vegas. On my way to the event. Proud to start my 15th anniversary with a double header on two continents in same day.
>Looking forward to show Spark Rush in USA

https://x.com/Sareee_official/status/2045018245095444480
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>>20257777
Loving Kairi's tan, I used to be Asuka exclusive, but she's really grown on me.

But >>20257480 this pic is absolutely fiendish
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>>20257778
Sally Hogan working 400 days a year, brother
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>>20256451
did you hear how over asuka was in saudi for the QOTR finals? bigger pops than she's gotten anywhere in the west since her return. this is likelier than you think.
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it's giuliOVER
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>>20258206
yeah we know
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>>20258111
The CHEEKS on this woman!!
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come home, Giulia
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>>20256451
|[ We||, I D0 Demand iT].
[ And I'm ABOVE (:(The Rich Oil Tycoons of Saudi Arabia):)... ]|
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[Funni|y EnouF]
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I just went through like two months worth of Raw to catch up for Mania. Why the hell aren't they on the card? I'm expecting a run-in of some kind during the Rhea/Jade match but that doesn't satisfy my Asuka lust.
The only other people on the show more than them were Penta (stuck in a multiman clusterfuck with no story) and Bayley (stuck in a multiwoman tag team clusterfuck where she is the only one with a story). Does HHH suck?
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>>20258760
Why would you waste all that time watching that shit?
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Giulia bros, I'm worried

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I haven't been here in months. Why hasn't the schizo been banned yet?
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>>20258921
nah, Giulia won't be released this soon but sadly she can be made even more irrelevant until she is
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>>20259081
He's a janny/Mod.
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let's see Xia's nipples

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