oba femi walk down the stairs

>>20253014
I randomly yell ONE OF THE GUYS

>>20253014
i stretch my back like triple h's ring pose. feels good.
>>20253017
i did this earlier on the way to my kitchen. its actually fun

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I say "dimes" in real life.

>>20253038
dimes, shoot, work, gimmick, angle.
all terms I use irl. they apply to so much. i have also muttered kwab a few times

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>Alex Wright dance at my porch
>Ric Flair strut through the front door
>Shane O'Mac shimmy past the living room
>La Parka boogie down the hallway
>Penta creep through the bedroom door
>Grandmaster Sexay shuffle to the bed
>Hit a cheeky RKO pose
>Flair flop onto the mattress

when i go over to my parents sometimes I do the Vince powerwalk, always makes my dad chuckle cause he always found it goofy as hell

>>20253062
>they apply to so much
I shoot miss the autistic /asp/ threads where non-wrestling topics were discussed with wrestling lingo
>>20253069
>Flair flop onto the mattress
incredibly based

>>20253014
i be dropping elbows onto beds, sofas and assorted soft furnishings on the reg

>>20253069
>>Flair flop onto the mattress
Pretty much every male wrestling fan above the age of 30 has done this at least once

>>20253069
>>20253134
Related, I had a mattress on the floor a while back and tried to take a Bubba Ray style front bump and it hurt like a motherfucker. I have no idea how he did those without breaking his nose

>>20253017
I do this coming out of the bathroom.

And at a bit faster pace heading into the bathroom.

>>20253092
I powerbomb my nephews' teddy bears

>>20253014
I shoot walk like Vince sometimes involuntarily

>>20253014
Started oba femi walking everywhere, shit's exhausting

>>20253014
I use insider terms like jobber, mark and brother.

>>20253069
You're like a little babby, watch this.
>omw to the bathroom, stop in front of the cabinet mirror and hulk up while saying "OH YEAH" like Macho.
>Get in the bathroom with my towel either over my head like Tazz or over my shoulders like Samoa Joe
>Say: "TIME TO TAKE A SHIT, TIME TO TAKE A SHIIIIIIIIT MUAHAHAHA" before shower time
>quick little Flair strut before entering the shower
>While showering i let a bit of water into my mouth and do the Haitch pose and spit of the water up to the ceiling (gotta stop doing that, ceiling is getting moldy btw)
>Look directly at the "camera" and aggressively mist the remaining water
>Step out the shower with the towel around my waist like Val Venis
>Leave the bathroom with my arms up in the air throwing middle fingers like SCSA
>Stop one last time in front of the mirror and do the D-Lo Brown neck thing
>Flair strut into my bedroom
>either, remove my towel like a belt and hand it to the towel rack like it is the referee or throwing it on top of my bed and elbow drop it (stopped elbow dropping things over the bed, last time i broke the supports of the bed and cratered the mattress, wife got worked into a shoot and she got me sent to developmental (The couch))
>One time i tried F5'ing one of the pillows but got promptly stopped by management (my wife) because of the elbow drop incident from last time.
>I pull up my gloves like Kane when his walking down the ramp
>Do the Kane pyro thing whenever i turn on the stove or the lights at the dining room

Not autistic. Just a ritual of respect. When I open my office door I use my elbow. It’s not only hygienic but also a fun tribute to misawa.

>>20253062
I say shoot a lot. Somehow no one has ever asked what it meant

>>20253069
no worm?

>>20253062
i speak to my clients about business using wrestling slang

I do Hogan finger poses like he did when walking the aisle to the ring for no reason just like he did really.

>>20253014
I make weird faces like randy orton/jon moxley
and also I sometimes do bray wyatts weird hand fidget he used to do if any of y'all remember that lmao

>>20253243
this but Santino Marella walking to the bathroom whenever I have to take a shit

sometimes when Im home and very bored I often catch myself humming Triple H's theme and singing "time to draw no dimes...TIME TO DRAW NO DIMES"

>>20254763
I still sing "Nash is a bitch yeah, kek what a bitch yeah" when sitting on the toilet

>>20253014
I'll some times say Kek What a Bitch to people or just KWAB

I fantasize about licking Rhea Ripley's armpits

>>20253390
>wife got worked into a shoot and she got me sent to developmental (The couch))
Who the fuck actually goes to sleep where his wife tells him to?

>>20253014
I end up doing a lil jeff hardy dance anytime im drying my hand

I like to drink 40 beers then shit my pants like Andre the Giant

>>20253014
>drinks that 4% american piss from a baby can
what an american badass he was

Every day when I get out of the shower I do the Batista machine guns butt naked

if theres a toothpick around I flick it like scott hall

>>20256919
based

>>20256716
happens when you get married, one time my wife took away my ps4 for a whole month after an argument, she only gave it back when I bought her some purse that cost nearly 5k.

Me and my wife are going through tough times financially and I this last month or so I've started doing 2001 heel Austin impressions to lighten the mood and amuse myself. The other night I said the banks were "breathing down our necks!" and she burst out crying for what felt like 30 odd minutes.

>>20253014
Wtf is he drinking canned black cum?

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>>20257503
I'm sure things will pick up soon for you guys

>>20257510
nah, he isn’t Kevin Nash

>>20253014
I sometimes say
>just no sell it

>>20253069
>>Alex Wright dance at my porch
ABSOLUTELY based i still pull out this move in front of my bathroom mirror aswell

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>Max weight day I do the Triple H water spit while loudly blaring The Game.
>Drunk doing the Vince Mcmahon walk
>Doing DX crosschops when drunk
>Doing the Shawn Micheals Strut also drunk
>Eating Turkey Sandwiches on white bread with light mustard
>Interrupting people listing off things each time with What?
>Instead of saying Hospital reffering to them as Medical Facilities

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When I had an internet friend, the first thing I told him when I called was:
>FINALLY, THE *my_nickname* HAS COME BACK TO DISCORD
And it's a shame that I never did
>FINALLY, THE *my_nickname* HAS COME BACK TO SKYPE
as a shoot. Just to get boo from the fan

Seen a few people say they do the oba walk. Why? That was so goofy. That's how my toddler walks when he is shitting his pullups. Face expression and all. Oba lost all aura when I saw him doing that toddler shitting his pullups strut.

>>20253188
Kek

>>20253014
I was in a band and one is our gimmicks to get over with the marks was to throw in wrestling speak and references in interviews. Often the guys interviewing us thought we were having strokes but we kept it up anyway. Released 1 album on Domino and retired brother.

>>20253017
I do the Jarrett strut all the time

>>20253062
>i have also muttered kwab a few times
Every time I see 92. It must be similar to Nash having involuntarily tremors when he sees it.

>>20256716
Ignoring your valet only works if you're working a heel gimmick

>>20256716
Heel wife

>>20259137
In real life whenever he gets mentioned I always still spell out his name

>>20256888
You only have one?

>>20253014
I'm currently growing my hair out and when I use hair conditioner in the shower I like LARPing as Triple H when he always used to flop his wet hair around all the time

>>20259273
I have nobody in life to talk Jeff Jarett with. Feels bad.

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I called my mom a jobber because I walked in while the postman was pinning her to the bed.

>>20260741
Is your mom part of the J.O.B squad?

>>20260852
Before they went in there I heard her talking to him about a "blow" job so I think so.
Must be some wrestling move I'm not familiar with.

i tend to call people slapnuts

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>>20253014
Sometimes when I was really bored and needed to take a shit I'd pull up some random with pyro and try to time the drop with the explosions.

I use Meltzerisms on a daily basis

>>20253627
When you speak with confidence, people listen to what you mean, not the words you say

I miss when my cousins and I would RKO each other on my trampoline in the back yard..
Take me back... I WANT TO GO BACK

>>20261042
back in high school, bringing my 360 over to friends, getting drunk then playing 2K14

>>20253627
same, i use “dont get worked” and “dont work yourself into a shoot” a lot when someone gets mad over trivial shit and weirdly nobody asked yet what that actually means

>>20260931
I've discovered that "You tell me" is the ultimate power move when you're arguing with someone or being confronted.

Thank you Dave for teaching me this.

i do the no chant and the hand motions when im playing beer pong