You fakehausens don't know the lore

>>20255237
in like two years this guy went from losing a feud with /pw/ and getting buried in the toy box to one of the most over wrestlers in the world. wild

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aidshausen

>>20255241
but when will he get his PT Cruiser from Rock The Dwayne

>>20255257
He just proves that it’s never too late for any of us anons

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How did Tony fumble this cash cow

>>20255257
>to one of the most over wrestlers in the world
On what fucking planet

>>20255283
Israel

>>20255257
we got buriedhausen worse than when bronson reed buried us. are we jobbers brehs?

>>20255282
Tony isn't in the business to make money. Full stop.

>>20255237
the hindenhausen

>>20255237
phil got his buddy a job as a favor and now he's on every fucking show and doesn't even have to wrestle or take bumps 99% of the time. should have known he was the GOAT carny from the bootleg shirts but god damn

>>20255283
planet retard

>>20255283
Planet Earth

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>>20255283
The Planethausen

Blimphausen

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>>20255331
100% true

>>20255408
Lol, I gave Shahid a very racist voice when I played this in my head.
>"Dirka, dirka, dirka...jihad."

>>20255357
>>20255365
double post bug still happening?

>>20255257
/pw/ will never recover from this

>>20255331
Tony's in the business to be best friends with all the big, strong wrestlers.

>>20255880
There’s a lot of cooked pigs in here. (Myself included). Danhausen got buried on here for selling bootleg merch about 2 years ago.

>>20255257
Two years? He got massive boos on his debut and called the new shockmaster. His turnaround in just a month has been insane

What a fucking dweebo

>>20255237
Every single faggot mark insult as well as every bitter GayEW commentary SEETHING in this thread is automatically invalidated by the fact Danhausen is making MASSIVE dimes for WWE.

If Nick Khan is filling the bank account with him while you're just crying about him on the internet. Who is actually right?

>>20255237
isn't his wife a prostitute or something and isn't he raising her son

>>20255283
Planet hausen

>>20255988
Smarks are always wrong

my theory is that they signed danhausen solely because they saw how much merch money mr. iguana was making

>>20255237
Why woild this retard spoil this? He did the same thing with his debut

>>20255431
shahid is actually kind of based, too bad his son turned out to be such a dogwanking faggot

>>20256534
Danhausen vs Mr. Iguana might be a top feud ngl

took 10 years but danhausen is getting a blimp. happy for him.

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>>20255237
Their official twitter posted this
It's actually happening, wow

>>20255237
The comedy joke wrestler is more serious about accomplishing his goals than 99.9% of the roster

>>20255237
this is like the one redeeming thing about wrestlemania, i was saying they should splurge on the blimphausen, thank you HHH

>>20255262
STDs are the most powerful curse that exists if you think about it.

>>20257976
This. He was determined to make it big on being a comedy wrestler and actually did it. He's already achieved more than 95% of wrestlers in history.

>>20255237
Slophausen just proves piggies eat up whatever slop they're given. He's a comedy wrestler that isn't funny.

>>20258121
Sup Tony

>>20255272
when Dwayne gets his film crew together, its got to be filmed for socials because The Rock is so god damn humble!!

>Danhausen crashes the Goodyear Blimp into the WrestleMania stage

>>20255331
word, its an outlet to spend the crazy bumper cash and distract Tony from fucking up Shad's legit businesses!

>>20258253
Owenhartian
Vincesque

>>20258253
oh the humanity!

>>20255257
He's over right now but it's 100% just 15 minutes of fame before piggalos latch on to a new toy

>>20255282
Danhausen turned out to be a bit of a knob during the Punk drama and if anything fuelled it when it really needed to be chilled out. Oh that and the few times Tony put him in the ring he was abysmal. AEW got a good few years out of him

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>Goodyear is cursed now

>>20258261
owenhausen

>>20255237
I was wrong about him. I didn’t think he could draw dimes with WWE fans but I was wrong.
>>20258323 popped me

>>20258124
Please, show me the hilarious danhausen skits

>>20258110
It's crazy so many wrestlers think that being good at technical wrestling or flippy shit is enough and they'll get a career handed to them when guys like Miz or Danhausen clearly pursue how they can work with what they do to get ahead in the business.

>>20258380
Modern wrestlers are stupid, mic skills, and charisma has ALWAYS topped in ring ability, and those who got over without those skills had an A+ manager eho did the talking for them, but often would fall out of the top spot once they spilt ways from said manager. A top tier flippy guy paried with Heyman would be the next champion in due time, but the manager gimmick is basically dead.

>>20255324
We won both feuds in the short term. If anything we are the ones who hold the power to make shitters stop being shitters, thus proving that bullying works.

>>20258388
>A top tier flippy guy paried with Heyman would be the next champion in due time, but the manager gimmick is basically dead.
>My name is Paul Heyman and I am the advocate for William Osprey and his wife's son.

>>20258433
Heyman could get a cuck gimmick over.
>My client will beat you
>My client will take your title
>My client will then invite you over to his house
>My client will answer the door wearing the title he took from you
>My client will cook an amazing 3 course meal while wearing the title
>My client will pour wine into your glass, and his wifes glass, while wearing the title
>Once the mood is right my client will guide you and his wife while wearing the title to their room
>My client will then wear the title as he sits in the corner in his comfy $10,000 cuck chair
>My client as he sits in the corner he will watch you make passionate love to his wife while wearing the title you love so much
>My client will tell to proceed to finish inside of wife as he shines the title
>My client will then tell you to get the hell out of his house so he and that title can clean the mess you made, and there isnt a damn thing you can do about!

>>20258473
Fucking kek

>>20255302
so this one

>>20255237
Basedhausen

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>>20258473
popped me brother.