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Trooth Bombz "The Auteur" from /asp/
The official Trooth Bombz opinionz about the WrestleMania card 04/17/26(Fri)09:00:44 No.20258108
The official Trooth Bombz opinionz about the WrestleMania card 04/17/26(Fri)09:00:44 No.20258108
The official Trooth Bombz opinionz about the WrestleMania card Trooth Bombz "The Auteur" from /asp/ 04/17/26(Fri)09:00:44 No.20258108 [Reply]▶
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>The Vision and Speed vs The Usos and LA Knight
You know in your heart this is going to be one of the best matches. WWE have a track record of putting a ton of care into the choreography of these guest matches and while it can seem less natural then the average wrestling match they are undoubtedly exciting. I'm thinking about how well received Logan's debut was and I'm thinking about how much broad internet appeal this match has. The Usos know how to put their bodies on the line for big matches and LA Knight knows how to control a crowd. Honestly Speed doesn't even need to do that much because from what I've seen of him on Raw he already has better facials then most people in the industry. If his only involvement in the match is looking scared and trying not to get his ass beat then even that could be entertaining. But I have a feeling we might get some very carefully done but exciting athletic spot with a lot of wow factor.
Interest Level: 4/5
>Fatu vs McIntyre
I'm not expecting a lot here. Being unsanctioned could mean we get something bloody but honestly knowing WWE that's not a given and this could wind up a curtainjerk match on the preshow. Even if the match does go extreme rules I'm not excited by the idea of these two particular guys doing that match type. I'd say best case scenario is we get a surprise return from one of the many stars missing WrestleMania this year.
Interest Level:1/5
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>Women's Tag Championship fatal Four-Way
Damn Nia lost a lot of weight and somehow looks worse. Goddamn Nia's partner has a fat ass. Charlotte looks stupid running around in that pink skirt. Bliss has absolutely no aura left despite running the women's division in the past. Bayley seems to be the only person in this match with a storyline so I assume her and Lyra are winning. The Bellas being there means we'll get to see Brie concuss herself and others and we'll get to see Nikki rub her big fat ass up against Lash and Bayley's big fat asses. This really should be another preshow match but that would spit in the face of the last two months of Bayley's story. Then again, the Kabuki's have had even more tv time than Bayley to tell their story and they didn't make it to Mania at all. Still, if Bayley's story is her fighting desperately to secure a spot at WrestleMania than ending that story with a preshow match might be too retarded even for WWE. I wish I could say I wasn't interested in this match but Bayley is in one of her "actually good" phases and some of these girls are hot and I expect more than a couple hilarious botches.
Interest Level: 2/5
>AJ Lee vs Becky Lynch
"You might have mastered the Divas era but I murdered it." I wasn't excited for this match at first but Becky knocked it out of the park with that promo. However, AJ seems a bit slow in the ring. She looked bad in her match against Bayley and I can't imagine this match being as physical as I would want my Becky Lynch match to be. I hope Becky wins this buy I really wish AJ hadn't come back.
Interest Level: 2/5
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>Rollins vs Gunther
I'm a big Gunther mark. His triple threat with Drew and Sheamus is one of my favorite WrestleMania matches. I wish they had found better motivation for him going into this match. I'm not a big Seth fan, I actually kind of hate him. So in a way I do agree with Gunther but I still find this build lackluster. Nonetheless I expect big things. One thing you can count on from Seth is that he will get enough time on the card to actually have a real match.
Interest Level: 4/5
>Vaquer vs Morgan
I was a big Liv Morgan fan but she's been annoying lately. That song she did was stupid. The Dom story has gone on way too long at this point. Her cutting an evil Stacy promo against Finn Balor was weird. Meanwhile this Vaquer lady has thin waste and wide hips and nice tits. I mean damn. At least there's that.
Interest Level: 1/5
>Rhodes vs Orton
This match simultaneously has not enough build and too much build. If they cut the build short with just a few weeks of Randy going crazy that would have been fine. The hunger for Randy's triumphant return to the main event scene is very real. But they dragged the build out long enough they gave themselves time to botch it by bringing It's Pat into the mix. Seeing Stephanie again was nice though.
Interest Level: 3/5
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>Oba Femi vs Brock Lesnar
Big match feel. There's not a lot to say here but I'm super-excited about this match. Paul and Brock still have it. Oba shot putting Rusev across the ring popped me. Inject this match into my veins please.
Interest Level: 5/5
>Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match
WrestleMania ladder matches are always a lot of fun. Rusev can look like a big dude wrestling these guys so that should put a little shine on him. Dragon Lee is pretty good but he needs better ring gear. JD still isn't terribly interesting. Je'Von should bring a lot to the table in this match. Rey coming back is exciting but I think he'll probably be taking it easy for the most part. But then there's Penta who seems like he's in a whole other league compared to these guys, even Rey. This IC run has been stellar and he seemingly just keeps getting better. Maybe he actually should lose so that he can move up to the main event.
Interest Level: 4/5
>Sami Zayn vs Trick Williams
I marathoned a bunch of Raws to catch up but didn't watch any Smackdown. I'm not sure I've ever seen Trick Williams before. I guess people are mad at Sami for stealing this spot. I don't really care, I like Sami and I'm apparently not getting any Kevin Owens this year. I guess Lil Yachty is there too for some reason.
Interest Level: 2/5
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>Demon vs Dom
Usually I hate Finn "cheers for queers" Balor but he's done a good job making the Demon persona feel like a special event. Judgement Day for all its ups and downs has been one of the longest running stories in WWE. I'm a big fan of Dom and the reactions he gets from the crowds. Just imagining Dom selling for The Demon and hamming it up has me excited. I'm not sure why Liv cut a promo on Finn after they kicked him out. That was weird and distracting, meanwhile The Demon returning had barely any announcement at all. I loved the Dom and Liv stuff when it first started but it's time to stop.
Interest Level: 3/5
>Jade vs Rhea
I guess they waited too long to pull the trigger on this because Rhea's doctor told her she isn't allowed to exercise anymore or something. Jade still looks pretty strong and her weirdo fashion has a charm to it. But I don't remember Jade ever being good. I assume Iyo is going to be ringside and thus Asuka may do a run-in. I love Asuka so that would be nice but not really exciting. I'd rather have an Asuka match. Maybe Asuka vs Jade even if she has to lose. Oh well.
Interest Level: 1/5
>Reigns vs Punk
lol fuck roman reigns
Interest Level: 0/5
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>>20258196
brock/oba seems like the only match on the entire card that like 99% of people are really excited about. that and to a lesser extent the IC match. it has more hype surrounding it than both main events combined.
also, if you've never seen trick, at least watch some clips of the trick/sami build so you can see what all the hype is about and why everyone wants him to win so bad (in addition to everyone wanting sami hogan to lose for yoinking carmelo hayes/ilja dragunov's spot).
and as far as all the celebrity cameos lately lil yachty is actually pretty decent.
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