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Jack Swagger is about to do a POWER SLAP MATCH RIGHT NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5HP8AkEk0A
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>>20264044
Thanks OP I'll watch this now
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>>20264044
I literally just randomly came across this video while surfing jewtube, wtf
Had no idea this was happening
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Holy shit kino incoming. Hope he gets KWABBED
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>>20264044
>former WWE world champion
why didn't AEW come out
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>>20264060
Bro, I can't believe I just happened to come across this literally RIGHT BEFORE his match live-streamed, wtf
I don't blame you guys if you don't believe me but I swear to God it's true, lmao
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>>20264044
Chuds don't need to give themselves more brain damage
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>>20264044
He's jogging around the stage, kek
Oh man, I feel like he's gonna get owned so hard
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His career has come to this, how sad
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Kino incoming
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ok fuck Smackdown, I'm watching this now
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Ring girl is hot
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He just yelled "We the People", holy kek
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WE THE PEOPLE
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We the people
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>still doing the we the people gimmick
Kek
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SWAGGER NO SELLS IT
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That slap was a work
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Damn, Swagger ate that first slap easy, gotta give it to him
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Well, DAMN
Swagger had that nigga wobbling around in the 1st round
He might win this
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holy he rocked him based big jynx
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Almost heem
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Second round, Swagger holding rock still. MY BOY GONNA WIN THIS
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Kek this niggas a jobber
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This is so retarded kek
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this gotta be the dumbest sport of all time.
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Round 2, Swaggie's opponent wobbled hard again but is still standing
Surprisingly good match so far
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KWAB HEEMED
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heem sleepy
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JACK ONE TWO
OOOOOH YEAH
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This shit is as fake as wrestling
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Kek, Swagger finally put that nigga to the floor
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Thanks OP that was unexpected and pretty kino
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HOLY SHIT WE THE PEOPLE.
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He dropped another "we the people"
Why the fuck does he have more charisma here than he ever did in wrestling?
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Go Jake go. Nice to see the pro wrestlers do well tonight - Hollyhood Haley J also won her match.
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>>20264044
This shit is fucking retarded but pretty entertaining, the same appeal of indie shitters killing themselves over dumb spots
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Jake's bleeding on his cheek a little bit otherwise that was pretty entertaining. He didn't wobble once
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>looks like a Looney Toons character who just got hit with an anvil
>"Didn't bother Hager at all."
This is the stupidest shit I've ever watched and I watch wrestling.
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Holy shit at this post-match interview
This dude genuinely sounds like he gained some mic skills
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Mmmm pure slaps
Bad Ass
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>FUCK YOU TONY KHAN

based
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FUCK YOU TONY KHAN
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>>20264044
WE THE PEOPLE MOTHERFUCKERR
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Commentators are saying Swagger's opponent hurt his knee while dropping to the floor, lel
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>>20264317
Shame he's going to lose it all to CTE.
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>commentators call him Hager
>stream title is WWE Star Jack Swagger
what did they mean by this?
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Jake might have found his calling, might end up being to Power Slap what Lesnar was to UFC
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Kino
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kek Tony absolutely buried
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This was more entertaining than the entire episode of smackdown
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>>20264317
Swagger's one of those wrestlers who's a decent--enough talker in real life and in unscripted moments, but becomes terrible when he has to read lines/play a character on TV
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are power slappers considered athletes? I mean they just slap people...
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Didn’t Hager do a QA here once? If so we’re probably obligated to route for him.
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>>20264349
He was probably gonna get CTE from years of pro wrestling anyway, might as well continue the same risk milking money from slapping niggas
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>finally gains a clue
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>>20264374
Wake me up when we get the Brock Lesnar of bulletball.
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>>20264503
Looks like they gave him a tomato can. His opponent slaps like a bitch.
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>>20264503
Jake needs to be careful with that head-turn and brace himself more if he's gonna keep doing this shit, otherwise he might get dq'ed in the future
I don't know much about power slap but I think it's against the rules to turn your head away from the slap before it hits
I'm only nitpicking for this webm because here he only slightly turned his head like an inch before it hit. But still....if you're gonna do this dumb shit then make sure to do it right
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>>20264482
The thing about Power Slap is it's not a risk, it's a guarantee, and worse yet you don't pull away, you don't flinch, you don't try not to get hit, you just take it like a fag takes a cock up the butt.
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>Having Tony at the top of your mind after your Powerslap debut of all things is so embarrassing
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>>20266032
y u cryin' Tone?
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I bet he'd be great in X-Arm desu
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Jake is pretty based at this. KO’d the war vet
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TONY KHAN BTFO
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lol at the end of his interview he yells fuck you tony Kahn
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>JACK MAGGER
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>>20264044
Chiseled Adonis is gonna have a field day with this one
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>>20264044
WE THE PEOPLE
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>>20264071
>>20264115
kwab
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>>20264044
More importantly, Hollyhood Hailey J had a power slap match at this event.
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Tony fumbled.
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>it's a real thing
what the fuck, a concussion contest?
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>>20266603
I'm shocked that he hasn't uploaded his reaction to it yet
That nigga's a huge wrestling fan and he does a lot of power slap reaction vids, so I guess it's just a matter of time
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>>20264044
This shit is so retarded it should be illegal
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>>20264044
grim
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>>20267930
>it should be illegal
I agree it's dumb, but how is this any worse than boxing?
If the idiots want to consent to this for money, let them
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>>20266032
Tony is a billionaire who gets to play with his favorite toys for a living while Jake is stuck getting CTE on a free YouTube show
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Prime Idiocracy sport.

Like this is literally something that you come up with as a parody of stupid entertainment.
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>>20268060
>how is this any worse than boxing?
you're actually encouraged to not get hit when you box, hope that clears things up.
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>>20268092
A Kevin Nash thread was ruined because of this post
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>>20267930
>This shit is so retarded it should be illegal
why do you want to police everything people do? stop being such a faggot and let people concuss themselves for money if they want
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>>20264441
Worked
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>>20268105
>let's just legalize everything that makes people more retarded and slaves to money
hmmm
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>>20267895
yeah pretty much.
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>>20264044
the sponsors are so funny
>nic pouches
>hard Monster
>crypto
i love it
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You guys can say it's retarded all you want but this shit is genuinely fun to watch when you ignore the clear CTE risk, kek
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>>20268060
>If the idiots want to consent to this for money
There's no way that even the champion of this "sport" makes anywhere near the amount of money needed to justify participating in it
The minimum amount of money that I'd take one power slap for is $2 million. And that's just ONE single slap, not a whole career of multiple power slaps
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>>20268105
Literally just creating an army of future Benoits with this shit
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I really hope Swagger only got a huge pay to do just one slap 'match' to bring more eyes on it as an ex-WWE main eventer, he's a certified moron if he does any more than that
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all the faggots pearlclutching itt lmao
personally i WILL watch two obese islandniggers tank fat slaps that would knock any of us out cold. i don't care about their safety at all. they aren't asking me to do it. this shit is pretty boring anyway
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>>20264044
Am I the only one who's shocked to see the size of the crowd here?
I've watched a couple Power Slap videos before that had literally just dozens of people among the seats. Is this shit actually becoming a draw?
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Power Slap and Run It are the two most kino sports right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TY5Ie1Csh8
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>>20268354
damn Samoans are really carrying the Retarded Sports scene on their backs
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>>20264088
Because he never won a belt in AEW.
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>>20264044
>POWER SLAP
subhuman "sport"
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>>20268451
>subhuman "sport"
but enough about professional wrestling

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