>>84370797
Good thread
Get that nonce battered

>>84370797
Morning Sean want another go before I put my teeth back in?

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>>84370824
Mad how he literally is a nonce.

>>84370838
He's a fucking sick bastard. Needs sparking out, no? x

>>84370842
Smack him upside the head with his spacker tray, I say.

>>84370846
Needs more than that in my opinion. Can't say what because he'll get me banned again aha x

Clotted cum scones

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>the wordy birdie was a 'culture vulture'
>the prayer bear was a 'dead ted'
>the laughing dog was a 'jolly collie'
>('LOL-y' has several issues)

not accepting 'half giraffe' though. i thought they had to rhyme...?

>>84370948
Are you mentally sick in the head?

It Friday innit x

>>84371107
still thursday to me lad, not been to bed yet, shall be going to bed soon though

>>84371107
Freaky Friday

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>>84371107
corrr so it is. feel like a regular ol' picrel, i do.

(remember: it has to rhyme!)

>>84371217
spooder moment

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>Gfberg acting moody asf again on the call

ckin ell

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>>84371291
no spaffing tonight?

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YouTube comments are like
>Probably the easiest Wonkey Donkey.
>So easy

https://vocaroo.com/11sq6I1sgScl
just how we all speak, innit.

Gloriously free from any nonces or mongs or seethers. It lush.

>>84370797
paedophile edish!!!

Whipping up the oatmeal, middle finger to the old bill

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Cold milk on the oatmeal x

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>oatmeal
>noun
> a type of flour made from oats

why not just have oats?

Morning mongs x if that alri with u

>>84370877
>Can't say what because he'll get me banned again aha x

You ban evading little lad?

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>>84371703
that's him referring TO HelperLad if you're implying implications.

thought i spied HHL last thread, skulking around. but it was actually that nice choonpoosting lad who posts the dancing apus.

choonlad, i am sorry i ever doubted you.

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Fink i ate too much

Innit

X

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>>84371739
wouldn't mind some food myself, tbqh.

>>84371738
>that's him referring TO HelperLad

And how do you know that, seethemong? Obsessed and its not even 7am?

I feel bad for the britcucks lately after seeing all the shit going on over there. At least you won't have to worry about it anymore when you're all sent off to a meaningless war to die and the migrants who were exempted from the draft can take the remaining widows.

>>84371778

Fuck off tripfaggot.

>>84371791
You got a loicense for that online opinion son? We might have to take you in for thought crime. We'll set up your wife with our finest gangs.

>>84371802
Old joke that one, come up with some new ones. Fuck you, Fuck starmer, Fuck the Government.

I cum on cat it hiss at penis

Wat do

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Nonce: Banned & Pass REVOKED
Mongs: Fuming about it
The Good Lads: Laughing their bollocks off

https://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M

another day waking up to do the same old shit again

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>a....a..aaanother dddday w..w...waking up to do ttttttt.t....the sssss....s...sss...same old ssssssh...sh...s..shit again

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RunescapeLad i've started a HCIM on OSRS, sorry lad. RS3 just wasn't for me. x

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Had some explosivearse diarrheashire just now me

X

>>84371854
why does he look like kier if he was a man instead of a short female dyke

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>>84371870
That's alright. Enjoy the 10x grind and clanker combat x

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You not bothered m8?

https://youtu.be/0tgRBFgAtXk?t=19

Love being part time lads
Get to larp as a neet but also make money

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>>84371738
Apu posting was around before helper decided to use him as his avatar.
All is forgiven.
Now, time for a choon, a spliff, then it's vidya time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5xCKYMfpEc

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Spaffed again

Phwaor

X

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>>84371758
if you read the replies every instance of the pr*nouns 'he' and 'him' actually refers back to the antecedent HelperLad, including the post you replied to.

>>84371935
damn, RuneScape looks like THAT?

>>84372028
Great post, really improves the overall quality of britfeel.

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Good way to start the day?
Why, it's a choon, ya buffoon.

Some forren birds are fit, desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g7VclWsiaM

Need me a BPD baddie gf

>>84372094
You need structure in your life. A job would be a great start.

This is normie, but I am feeling a change. spiritually speaking. Muh soul is on a journey, and finally it's on the right path.
I've experienced Sophia, I know it now, it was a mad night, I took an ecstacy and spent the night with my eyes closed, but in my mind I was bathed in a bright blue light, and felt a female presence, and felt love and warmth, and the best I've ever felt (taken a lot of ecstacy over the years, nothing like this though).
I think I'm gnostic. It resonates the most, and makes sense when thinking about the old and new testament. Do people unwittingly worship Samael? A blind god that made a messed up world due to his ego?
And, it also makes sense, as I always wondered who/what is the holy spirit? God, son (even though Jesus is god he's also the son) but who is the holy spirit. It's Sophia. Makes sense amarite.
I met an Aeon. Da fuk.
Changed song as well. Why are we here really? LOVE. Not just romantic (but yes it is a big part), but platonic and family love.

Love you buggers, I do. Not even stoned, just loving life, even with the issues it can throw at us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq8fE3kKIBk

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>>84368313
>>84371962
qrd on the darts? why are people dressed as traffic cones booing this young man?
>BORING BORING LITTLER
>Please don't eat us.
>darts haori at RTL7
what did they mean by this?

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Good morning from Widemouth Bay in Cornwall. The woman driving this car is currently breast feeding her young child and I just saw her tits. Today is a good day.

>>84372119
Mong "sport" for mongs. Take a look at those fans. All low IQ overweight alcoholics.

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>>84372119
>why are people dressed as traffic cones booing this young man?

QRD: He started playing silly buggers with GVV who happens to be Dutch, last night the premier league was in Amsterdam. https://youtu.be/k50Mcaeg8Co
But it didn't start there, he's been a cunt for a while now and the crowd of deanos are picking up on it.

Even Pheeeel (Phil Taylor) wasn't this insufferable.

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Just woke up and had a good kek at that seethelad having a melty about people doing drugs last night.
>Don't try to help people by suggesting psychedelics even though they help lots of people
>You're middle class and that's why you can take psychedelics

Odd behaviour

>>84372152
poor lad's going to have an aneurysm some day.

Normie again, but deal with it, IMO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEGnYyKib9E

The lass in this is quite cute.

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Just had a beres delivered, french stick, extra crackling, extra stuffing. Not my pic, but for illustration purposes only. Fuck it, it friday.

Just spaffed in the gf CORR
Now time to open the laptop and pretend to work
It Friday x

That looks fucking 12x LUSH

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>>84372185
Forgot me piccy didn't I lol. Pork pie for later.

>>84372152
Extra weird thing is that he's obviously done a fair amount of research on the subject being able to namedrop pihkal like that. So guess he's either an actual schizo who got sent down the drain by psychs, or too scared to try them and taking out his frustration on the world. Probably the latter

Well, at least I know I'll be meeting someone for sex later, so that will have to be enough to get me through another day of waging.

Think I was too vocal with muh love for Sophia, a massive wave of sadness and hatred fell upon me.
Bugger off, mesays, I'm ascending, get off muh legs YA INT DRAGGING ME DOWN.

Normie song again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXIHXQjbtl8

>>84372168
Been there a few times when i've been in the area. Proper butty shop.

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>>84372168
>>84372190
Careful lad, what you are doing is technically illegal right now.

In the UK you are NOT allowed to advertise things like pastries on television or the internet, before 9pm. That is a crime.

I have half a mind to report you to the ASA.

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spent a few days in york this week, nice place, will probably go back

Last one (normie again) then it's vidya time methinks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRcRhWErjjo

>>84372229
That's alright, i'll tell the ASA where to put their concern when I hear from them.

Israel is threatening America with a nuclear attack on US soil, lmao.
TACO.

>>84372152
think he has a point about lids dishing out life advice after they've been high on speed for nearly 24 hours. just my opinion thoughever x

I think the most pathetic thing about current day world we live in is pokemon card prices. What is wrong with these spastics? How is buying and reselling pokemon cards a legitimate way of making money? They're fucking pieces of paper with pictures of imaginary animals on them.

>>84372243
Kek, what? I thought Trump is the final boss of shabos goy?

>Wikipedia down rn

ckin ell

Hate the fact I have near BIS in necromancy meaning whenever I want to try a new style out it sucks fucking balls. Fucking jamflex, what is this, a curse or a fucking blessing?

Last day before I have one week off

Green party themselves in their internal memos estimate that their own policies, if implemented, would result in approximately 3.5-5 million immigrants a year.

>no checks of any kind on people entering the country
>work visas require only minimum wage
>no language proficiency
>unlimited family chain migration
>immediate access to all benefits
>able to vote from day one
>25,000 cash in hand if UBI enacted
>elimination of migrant deportation capability of the home office

All this while also limiting house building to 150,000 a year. Not that house numbers will be the biggest issue if we're getting roughly 4 million third worlders entering the country each year.

If the Greens gain power Britain as a nation will cease to exist.

Ejaculating in a young fit lass

>>84372287
>Ejaculating in a young fit lass
Nobody will tell you this, but they actually love it when you ejaculate in them. Drives them wild.

low key want ruthmong back, cant stand the current batch of posters desu

>>84372249
Well yeah there's a certain amount of sense in that but no reason to go into a mad incel rage and start lambasting all mid-30s drug users (such as myself) who haven't been up on speed all day and night. Don't envy the comedown our poor ketlad is going to have with nothing to take the edge off

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>>84372294
And who makes up the current batch, as you see it?

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>>84372292
>Nobody will tell you this
But you just did

>>84372300
ketmong, crossmong (with his current god tripe, old crossmong was ok), anybody who posts these dumb cat pictures

>>84372321
crossmong was always a biblethumper lad, that's where his name comes from

For me, it's paedophilia apologists. Can't stand them.

>>84372321
So in your estimation there are currently three posters in britfeel?

>>84372334
Sorry, lad, didn't mean to make you upset :(

>>84372286
I doubt they'll be anywhere near power de lid. The worst case scenario is another labour government. It is like a few years back when they had a 'green resurgence' then died off, remember galloway and the workers party? Don't see them anymore.

>>84372331
He was funny when he shouted drunkenly at normies and posted incest erotica about his mother

>>84372300
Piss off back to /pol/ ya pooftah.

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>>84372300
Joshy la?

>>84372338
Yes plus me

>>84372294
You want a nonce back? Next you'll be wanting helpernonce back as well I bet, won't you? Feel Street has a BIG nonce problem.

>>84372349
He still does, you just gotta be here in the wtiching hour de lid, best time for britfeel imo

>>84372354
there is no proof that ruthlad is a nonce

>>84372346
I doubt they'll actually win, but they have massive growing support among young people and they have more or less leeched the ethnic/foreign bloc off Labour at this point. Given how fucked we are as a country with so many foreigners that's a serious concern.

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>>84372353
Nah, there is at least 5 of us. Might whip out a few gimmicks to liven up the place this Friday morning x

>>84372360
But there is proof that ruthlad is dvdlad.

>>84372365
new gimmicks? if not pls dont

>>84372360
You're right, but you can also use common sense.
Remember the other week, that image of Helen Skelton got posted? Underage at the time. Funnily enough that post got deleted and the user presumably banned. We've not heard from ruthmong since then, coincidence? I think not.

>>84372360
He has a gimmick to push, and wants to chase off known posters.

>>84372368
Nah, old ones, and I use the term gimmick very loosely. I cba making a new gimmick, i'm already running a couple without tripcodes.

you guys are a bunch of wankers

Helen Skelton wasn't underage at the time, I just said that as a joke, forgetting how serious some mongs take things.
It was funny, though, made me laff.

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>>84372382
Why'd the jannie delete it then, lad?
Oh yeah, because she was underage :)

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Helen Skeleton

>>84372387
Skelton's reply?
Also think that anon deleted it himself.
ARCHIVE LAD ARCHIVE LAD ARCHIVE LAD (seems to work when anons call for mods), delve into the archives and find us the proof, or deboonk, please.

>>84372366
>But there is proof that ruthlad is dvdlad.
There isn't

are we being raided by raiders?

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>>84372396
Not linking the post, but you can check the archive yourself. You have 30 mins to delete something, this was deleted after the fact. Also, image removed from the archives, they only do that for illegal content. Stop playing silly buggers.

>>84372398
Getting quite fed up of them not sending their best, desu.

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>>84372144
thanks, feel up to speed now.

hope the lad learns some humility. just sportsmanlike innit.

What's for lunch de lats

>>84372397
The evidence is mounting up by the minute, just because you refuse to see what's plainly in front of you doesn't mean it isn't there

Long live King Josh, the King of Brit/pol/ and /Britfeel/

>>84372375
>SCEA
waa waaa

>>84372410
it friday so probably fish

>>84372427
are you catholic dee lad

>>84372410
Probably some fucking left over pasta or something idk

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Greta Thunberg has been named the worlds second most dangerous antisemite

>>84372444
I am just pointing out the facts whether you believe them or not. If you want to search out illegal content involving people under the age of 18 well then that is your own choice. I don't and I am sure others don't want to be involved in your perverted games.

>>84372448
Proper grim some people in here. They'll never learn.

>>84372286
They have a good chance of destroying Labour in urban constituencies with large student and BAME populations but they aren't going to win an overall majority. They'd need to make inroads into Labour's 'red wall' areas and I can't ever see enough people in places like Sunderland and Grimsby voting Green. They've got 2 seats in formerly true blue areas down south now simply because they've built up strong local bases in those areas and they got the anti-Tory protest vote that went Lib Dem elsewhere as a result of that, these people would look at them differently if they thought there was a risk of them getting into power or them becoming kingmakers.

David Paulden/Zack Polanski is an absolutely disgusting creature, the more normal people see of him the more they'll hate him. The boob hypnosis thing should do it, I wonder how many Poppys and Hetties considering voting Green actually know about that.

Why would a god care about what animal meat you ingest? Like really what could it possibly have to do with anything? And if he's so against it, why make that animal to begin with?

>>84372448
But it's still up, your claim doesn't make sense.
She was just annoyed they were shown to the world. Didn't have an issue showing them to the people round the pool. And if she was only 17, what was she playing at? Either she's miffed about us all seeing them, or a wrongun.

>>84372444
Fuck up you paedo prick

>>84372463
Be quiet you gullible fool.

>>84372455
I wouldn't even say it's about him personally, though I do find him repellent. Really all other parties need to do is just read out openly and clearly what Green policies are. Greens survive on vibe politics, with nobody actually knowing what they plan to do in a material, technical sense, just that they don't like the other parties and these guys seem 'nice' or whatever.

>>84372460
You asked me to link the post that was being talked about and I did. Play your pervy game elsewhere, nonce.

>>84372031
Explaining this to helpermong is basically a lost cause
He's far too monged out

>>84372455
>The boob hypnosis thing should do it
im sorry, what?

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fishy friday

>>84372464
what you going to do about it peado? tell mummy?

>>84372468
I asked you to link the post that I was confused about. I misremembered, and thought the anon said he'd deleted it. I also thought I'd mentioned about the anon deleting it himself, but didn't.
Muh memory is fucked, not my fault. But, sorry for being a plonker.
>>84372474
Yes, I'll tell your mum about you being a naughty boy when I see her later tonight.

Always find it funny those troll posts on twitter that find a random hot girl aggregator account, look for a picture of a sexy japanese woman in a fluffy bikini and then quote tweet it saying something like "you know she was only 14 when they took this picture, right?".

Guaranteed respsonses every time.

Must attempt exercise toil at lunch. Been a little sicky boy and haven't done any movement at all but it's important I go for a run even if it's a shortish one.

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>WW3 has started and you've been drafted.
>OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!

>>84372482
>Yes
you just admitted to being a paedo you fucking grim cunt.

Do you think the staff workers spit in HHL's food?

>>84372489
Your mum said you were delusional. Or at least that's what I think she said, she had her mouth full at the time.

>>84372482
Ok well then that is fair enough lad. The original image was indeed deleted by a jannie and the image has indeed been removed from the archives. They only do this for certain things. There very well could be another image floating around in the same thread, I am not going to look for it. In that case it should be deleted also. Can't do much about it now though, jannies do as they please. Sorry for coming across rude.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn9enygvezeo

look into my eyes look into my eyes dont look around my eyes look into my eyes *snap* you're under, you will now grow big mummy milkers you're titties bill become big wobblers, 3 2 1 you're back in the room

>>84372492
Carer Abdul puts his special man milk in the mongs cuppas I reckon.

>>84372494
you have the insults of a retarded child. wrongun.

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>>84372501
a...an..another wwww...w...wuppa ggggg....gg..garn ddddarn the hhhhhatch

>>84372504
Bit weird you spend that much time around retarded children. And why are they insulting you? Were ya being a bit NONCEy towards em?

>>84372471
He used to be a hypnotherapist and sold a session to woman to try and make her boobs bigger via hypnosis.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn9enygvezeo

>lowercase projector

>>84372514
yeah i know this>>84372499 was me

Me? I switch between posting styles so I don't get accused of samefagging.

>>84372515
greentextmong

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>>84372525
Paedolad could do with taking a few notes

>>84372528
Oh bb, dun be like that, you still love me YOU WHORE.

>>84372492
I bet it is one of those proper phlegmy ones

>>84372492
probably not systemically but i reckon one or two disgruntled workers have spit in it at least once or twice

who was the personality from years back that identified as a non active (or something like that) peadophile

>>84372545
Either josh from Brit/pol/, or pubes.

ITT: the virgin nonce accuser vs the chad ASA enforcer.
critics are already calling it the 'Luke Littler vs Jonny Clayton of /britfeel/'.

>>84372549
Alri lowercase seethemong lad

>>84372548
Lollers the big puff

knackered af me desu senpai nap on the cards asap

>>84372560
Nah he's not a NONCE.

>>84372564
>nap on the cards asap
It's the best thing when one feels knackered.

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Last time you went on a mental health walk?

>>84372586
I'll provide it when you can prove he is. You're the one who keeps claiming this, but has no proof, as proof does not exist.
Seems you're jelly that he's a thread favourite.

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>>84372487
did you not see the sign?
move on

Nonces everywhere I go, hiding in the bushes, creeping on the rooftops.

Nonceworld. Nonceageddon.

>>84372586
Why did you delete the post lad? Attached the wrong file little lad?

>>84372595
wouldn't be surprised if you was a nonce

uk and japan are paedophilia hotspots

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>>84372598
Very strange behavior.

laying down on a roof at flamingo land, hoping the long necked mong can't spot the glare from the scope

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>>84372613
We know you're looking at kids with that scope, ya wrongun bastid ya.

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i wonder what these temptations were

>>84372592
There's fuck all scenery in my area so there's no point. Living in Leicestershire is an unbelievably dull experience.

>>84372633
Leicestershire is incredibly beautiful what are you on about lad especially this time of year

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>>84372298
>Don't envy the comedown our poor ketlad is going to have with nothing to take the edge off

mistakes were made.

but aye, everyone do your own research and all that. just here for the chats and the feels x

>>84372634
>ist
Found the kraut.

red bull is far too expensive for what it is

>>84372650
Your poor heart

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_tNdUMe-3A
anyone else think this one is actually wrong/unfair? they're meant to rhyme.

(mention of long-necked animals. not the OTHER thing.)

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>He isn't running Debian from a USB with a persistence
t.Lollers

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>>84372694
>t.Lollers
im a bit curious about the fantasies about young dead girls, whats going on with that?

>>84372276
Where you jetting off to lad?

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>>84372717
They're called intrusive thoughts, lad. Look it up, you're not too busy to do that are you?

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>>84372733
worrying, thoughts can easily become actions. i hope you're keeping all that in check

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>>84372745
>thoughts can easily become actions.

dunno, sounds like some new age twaddle to me.

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>>84372745
Why are you worried about the thoughts of someone you have never met and never will, you're a bit dramatic, no?

>>84372754
i dont think its dramatic to be conserned with the safety of children.

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if you take the first letter of each word in the top line of that Lollers post, and rearrange them, you get 'pain bach'
it's because you constantly reposting it is a pain in the bach(side), and you should give it a rest it fur eliset a few weeks.

disgruntled care home staff

>>84372775
disgruntled care home staff having to wank off sean and not happy about it but know they can't do shit because they need to work for a living

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>>84372766
Oh, OK dear.

>>84372754
>someone you have never met and never will
Never say never x

I did actually meet Sean once. Was in Sunderland for a week about a year ago on unrelated business and decided to hang around the spoons he goes to and there he was lol. Struck up a chat with him for a bit too. He had no clue I knew who he was, I felt like a secret agent ngl.

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have any of yous ever just met someone in London?

it must happen.

>>84372784
>the spoons he goes to
didn't he switch it up recently?

remember that week where he was in the Barge and Barrel, then some random lad went
>look at this Sunderland auditor video!
and corrrr you'll never guess which pub the bloke went in.

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Linux is the way

mind you i never got why The Cooper Rose was the cooler/young'uns one. the William Jameson was a proper old man pub, way better.

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>>84372784
No you didn't
Bad Larp
0/10

>>84372796
based woahhahahalad

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Off to beddingshires soon me innit

X

redben, why do you never update your packages?

>>84372286
any proof for this lid?

>>84372874
>MG100. The Green Party wants to see a world without borders
https://migration.greenparty.org.uk/migration-policy/

>>84372897
where does it mention the 3.5-5 million figure?

>>84372912
a uk without border would allow an infinite number of people in so 5 million was an underestimate

>>84372868
Unless something is broken I don't bother.

>>84372808
I knew someone would pick up on it. Funny gimmick but not me.

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>>84372874
Here lad, sorry was lifted from internal documents leaked from the Green party.

If you are reading this and you are fat: lose some weight fatty.

>>84372957
If the greens get in I will personally storm no.10. /s

>>84372958
I often think that I eat too much and poor quality food, but I am still able to maintain a slim build very easily. I really do shudder to think what sheer quantity of food actually fat people eat every single day. Makes me feel nauseous ngl.

>>84370838
There is absolutely nothing wrong with any of those posts.

>>84372966
Alri Abdul lad, finished fucking the goat then?

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The good lads that are interested in interesting things, rather than rehashing the same fucking arguments every single day, will be pleased to know that I successfully completed my runtoil. Not a very good time mind you but that's to be expected considering I've been sick for the past week or so. 3.15 miles in under 30 minutes is not bad at all and for me the struggle has always been more about just actually doing it over personal bests n that.

Anyway, off for a shower, cheer up lads it's not all bad.

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>>84372966
>nothing wrong with any of those posts
yeah... sure...

>>84372961
I'll go with you /s

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Suck that wagemongs lmao, thanks for paying for my takeaways, my premium porn, my social renting, my council tax, my hot and cold weather supplements, my christmas bonus and everything else x

I really really appreciate you putting in the work so I can relax a little. Well somebody's got to relax a little don't they?

>>84372981
OK then explain what's wrong with that. I'll wait

>>84372989
Oh shit, I posted the wrong image, hold on give me a sec and I'll make another rilepost.

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Fuck it, can't find my neet vs wagie pics in my main folder. Ah well, all the same, cheers wagies for the money x

>>84372995 see >>84372981
no explanation needed really. that'll be your final (you) from me.

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>>84372974
>The good lads that are interested in interesting things, rather than rehashing the same fucking arguments every single day, will be pleased to know that

anon, baby, please. i'm proud of you. there's NO NEED to trick lads like this!

>Not a very good time
>personal bests
what's your best, and how long have you been running?

what happened to running stats lad, with his app?
and that other guy, whatshisface, used to carry a digital compass around?

>>84373007
You can't help some people lad their brains are fried

>>84373007
So you can't. As I thought.
Well that's another britfeel theory debunked.

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>>84372998
easily done. here, i flipped it for you.

>>84373007
He's a disgusting parasite. If he isn't shitting up the thread with his 'aNoThEr wUpPa' bollocks he's talking about watching CSAM. Proper weirdo.

Woke up surprisingly well rested didn't I?

>>84370635
Well I never said I did that, did I? Corrr. Etc.

Lads I am addicted to cum. I can't stop masturbating to German porn where lots of old fat men cum inside a woman.

I really want to have some sloppy seconds, but I'm not gay. How can I find a couple who will let me go inside the woman after the man has dropped a load in her, but I don't want the man to be bi or to ever touch me.

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>>84373017

So you think
*checks notes*
Watching a video of a 12-13 year old performing an act which I shall not mention on a adult male and then asking others if they have as well is completely normal?

hahahaahahahahahahahhaahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

You could have just said 'Yes I support paedophiles' and it would have been quicker and easier to understand big man.

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>>84373032
b-but we we were JUST talking. like, half an hour ago?

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>dosser
>layabout
>shirker
>idler
>workshy
>benniemong
>doley
>parasite
>slacker
>goldbrick
>waster
>skiver

>>84373055
Can't wait to see how it defends this one

>>84373065
Fat bitch with a battered ass hole? Absolutely no thank you!

>>84373057
No we weren't. You must have been talking to someone else.

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>>84373074
>Fat
Nah, Ange is a good example of what curvy actually should mean to people.

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>>84373074
>battered ass hole
Again, nah, her butthole is lovely.

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>>84373080
wrong. i no longer experience 'time' as you ampheta-typicals do.

i have done the washing up THREE TIMES. even though the first time i did the washing up, that was it done? AAAAAA

brb washing up

>>84373096
Oh you mean it doesn't feel long ago. Idk it feels long ago to me. Every time I wake up now it feels like I am thrown into another reality.

>>84373013
I used to know my best time but I think Strava desperately wants me to pay for premium and won't show me historic data on the free version. I think maybe I got 5k in about 26 minutes, was just under 8 minutes a mile which I was quite pleased with.

>>84373053
I suppose you could ask a brass to not tidy up after the previous client

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>>84373013
>runningstatslad
I think that's me you're referring to? ran a marathon last month in 2h59 and last week ran 17.50 parkrun. hoping to get down closer to the 17 min mark, maybe even under it, in 3-4 weeks. The fitness is there from the marathon, but I only ran 2-3 times between the marathon and the parkrun so the legs weren't too sharp.

Wonder if Shippy will make his way to Epsom.

>>84373100
Anything under 30 minutes is a solid time imo.
I like my little smart watch for giving me km split times, helps me stay on target mid run.

>>84373100
I've never paid for Strava but can still see all my past activities. Just click on your profile icon and you should see "Activities". I think on the browser version you can then filter by distance to find specific runs but on the app you have to scroll.

>>84373089
She is grim as fuck lad. You wank over this?

>>84373110
I lived in Epsom as a kid, it's hard to put into words just how horrific the state of things is now. When I was a kid it was just a sort of normal town, but now, every single 'normal town' has been turned into this sort of hellscape where foreigners might just randomly gangrape a woman and then you only learn about it weeks or months later when the police release a statement... and they don't release any details of the assailants so you instantly know they're migrants.

What the fuck is happening to my country? Literally any town you can just google it plus 'migrant crime/rape' and get stories. It's fucking disgusting. The people who did this to us actually need to be tried, convicted and executed.

>sean ban evading off trip defending his actions sharing THAT video

whoahahaha

Kurdish "barber" opened around the corner, going to have to look into companies house to find out more about the people running it, oh aye.

>>84373167
You realise he didn't make the video or participate in it? He was mocking it, not masturbating to it.

>>84373180
but he shared child abuse material and you're defending it

whoahahaha

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>>84373116
Oh yeah cheers lad, never delved too much since it pisses me off how every time I click on something it's like "give us money"

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new Street Fighter film? nothing wrong with the old one IMO.

Big fly flying around giving me grief. Not happy with this state of affairs.

>>84373180
He's letting everyone know he's watched it and is asking if anyone else has seen it. He's a paedo projecting his fucked up desires onto others, proper freak behaviour. Needs hanging with the rest of the nonces tbqh. No amnesty for nonces.

>>84373196
He didn't. He asked if anyone had seen it and laughed about it.
Honestly you are grasping at straws. You know Sean is not a nonce.

>>84373210
I know that you don't actually believe this.

>>84373173
My town? Had a very generic 'kebab, grill and pizza' (like literally that was the name of the place, not even trying to make it seem legit) style takeaway open up, staffed entirely with mystery meat men not bothering to pretend to work. Nobody ever in it. No facebook page, no website. Surprisingly large footprint for a takeaway, especially since they never have customers in.

A few weeks ago they posted a flyer on their shutters saying they're closing. Then 're-opened' as 'grill, pizza and kebab'. Same staff, same interior, no website, no facebook, same numerous immigrant men milling around all the time.

Like who are we even fucking joking at this point? I hate this shit, I just want a real country.

>>84370797
that pathetic tache makes that boy look like a proper wrong un, WHOEVER HE MAY BE.

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>>84373213
You're on damage control little lad. It isn't anyone else's fault but yours that you let the mask slip and publicly announced you watch CSAM.

Sean is indeed a paedophile, he has indeed watched CSAM, and deserves the shit beating out of him for it, like every other paedophile whether they're ITT or otherwise.

>>84373228
Personally I think paedophiles should be hanged.

>>84370827
Throat GOAT Thora

>>84373228
This level of projection usually occurs in paedophiles. Someone should check your hard drives lad

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>>84373230
Yeah I said that in a previous post, I didn't feel I needed to reiterate that specific fact.

>>84373234
Your little reverse psychology trick won't work with me lad. I am happy for anyone to check my hard drive, phone, anything, I've got nothing to hide and I shall not be entertaining you further, mongboy. You've been exposed as a paedophile, BIG TIME.

Death to all paedophiles.

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this projection thing is why there aren't as many pirates nowadays. people are pretty honest that they'd like to give piracy a try if they could.

Would you let your mum check all of your devices though? That's the real question

>>84373217
It seems the owner had the same business about 40 minutes away, incorporated in march 2023 with "100GBP" in assets, ran for a year, never filed returns and wound up the business before a year had past. Now, he's set up around here, might send him a letter about running a drug business on "our turf" as a wind up.
Funnily enough in relation to what you said, the picture of his old business has mystery meat hanging around.

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Toilberg can seriously go fuck them selves if they keep this shit up

Got rid of the payroll staff as they "dont know what they are doing" after doing it for 25+ years and all of a sudden these fucking spastics cant figure out a payslip or explain to me clearly why i appear to missing hours as "everyone gets 39 hours a week" my last 2 pays slips have been 43 and 27

I have no idea what the fuck is going on, the confusion seems to stem from the fact we got paid bank holidays last year and now we dont (no one was told of course)

Them wagies in America burning down warehouses have the right fucking idea tbqfh

>>84373173
A few years ago we had an 'international supermarket' down the road which was closed down for selling fake baccy, looked the Iraqi owner up on Companies House and he owned a chain of similar 'businesses' across the Midlands alongside the usual barbers, hand car washes and 'American Candy' shops. Loads of local news articles about his shops being raided and closed down repeatedly over several years including a story about a migrant worker being found in the cellar in a suspected modern slavery case, but he was still allowed to continue operating for years until he was finally jailed for a paltry 3 years last year.

>>84373258
It's all so fucking mind-numbing. The people running the country genuinely are incapable of doing so. It's almost a joke to say 'write to your local MP'... okay? And what are they going to do exactly? Maybe the police? Again, what are they going to do? None of them have any interest, inclination or capability to actually stop any of this stuff. It's systemic. We've reached levels of incapacity and corruption-but-legal that even the Soviet Union didn't get to.

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>those large, quiet Russian blokes open up 'Kebab, Grill and Burgers'
>the other takeaways start disappearing one by one

Anyone else have too much money? Every month I have 800-1000 pounds left over. I keep adding buying investments and gold etc, but I have so much, I just don't know what to do with it all. It's becoming annoying have to manage it.

>>84373348
Same lad, I posted here the other day about working as on the sly as a roofer and using my bennies to buy gold. You doing the same?

>>84373308
This is an Iraqi as well, what a co-incidence.
>>84373319
Beggard belief really doesn't it

>>84373348
Yes but im too much of a brainlet to invest, got about 20k+

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ITS GOLDFINGER

ANDREW GILDING

https://youtu.be/fANfxFlINiQ?t=3

Benniemongs will get their comeuppance. Tick tock

Imagine squeezing the piss out of the cushions in an old peoples home into a glass and drinking it

>>84373348
Sadly not, I did when I was single and it was wonderful. Then I got married, had a kid and got a mortgage and now we barely have 100 quid between me and my wife at the end the month. It's fucking rough if you want to start a family as young professionals. But ofc Abdul and Fatima have six inbred kids and don't work and the gubmint just pays for them no questions asked.

>>84373348
Just set up a standing order to pay into an index fund. Ask deepseek or something else to come up with a diversified portfolio based on your acceptable risk levels and chuck it in. Also vanguard is great. Beyond that yeah buy physical gold, just make sure you have somewhere secure to keep it.

I just poured a hot cuppa on my crotch. Totally missed my mouth. Bad times, got a scorched willy

>>84373351
pay your taxes then reeeeee

>tfw i've paid MORE than i owed in tax, because i always forgot to do my assessment before the deadline

those 100 quid fines add up, you know. i reckon they've entitled me to another 30 years on bennies (at least)

Masturbating to the music video of Ran Out by JT

>>84373089
Legitimately looks like a demon

just watched the music video of Ran Out by JT.

not something i found attractive, if i'm being honest.

>>84373348
>Too much money
Kek. You might be the first person to be complaining about having too much money. Just keep investing into what you already have that's profitable. Gold always keeps its value but like others said storing it is an issue, do banks still do deposit boxes still?

>>84373440
I remember when I was a kid I had a wank to that destination unknown music video in the early 2000s.

hate special needs

>>84373089
2013 Angela was made for porn
2018 Angela was peak
2026 Angela is a grafter

>>84373398
No fuck you man

>>84373348
I unironically have close to a million

Considering turning into a crab

>>84373074
Thick and well-used. Very enthusiastic.

>>84373530
What kind of crab?

Dormant business on Companies House actually trading? Smells of tax evasion if you ask me.

>>84373537
Hermit, the most resourceful and sexy.

I must feel the walls of a woman's vagina against my penis.

>>84373543
Just the walls or ceiling and floor too?

>>84372136
First time seeing IRL boobies fren?

>>84372136
Why you spying on children? Fucking wrongun.

>>84373546
Would the ceiling be the uterus? I guess I would like to feel that on my bell end.

I do not believe the vagina has a floor, it's open on the bottom.

Good afternoon my dudes. Happy Friday to the safe dudes.

>>84372136
Psycho post

>>84373563
I was thinking floor was the bit that separated the vagina from the rectum but you make a valid point.

>>84372136
Why are you filming a child?