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imagine if you wake up tomorrow as chikn

what would your first order of business be?
what steps would you take?

also for the record this is chikn according to chikn, so just pretend everything "she" says about "her"self is true, so you wake up as a
>fat
>mid-to ugly
>latina
>california
>low functioning autism
>lots of bizarre orbiters, but no friends
>lots of e-"exes"
>no job
>no education
>no prospects

and try to take this hypothetical somewhat seriously, imagine you're not ever switching back and this is permanent... you can't just do some high risk high anxiety imaginary thing because it's "not actually your life"
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>>84370878
I dunno probably find a betabuxx to care for me to fuck off from my parents or kys
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>>84370885
oh yeah also lose weight chickn isn't really that ugly just brown and morbidly obese her old photos don't even look that bad kek
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>>84370878
oh yeah most importantly id stop advertising myself as chi*kn if she did that noone would remember her and she would find a betabuxx on /soc/ easily but she'd rather larp as a e-girl as guess
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first fucking thing I would do is stop using the name chickn and stop trying to lolcow profiteer
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>>84370878
Lmaooo who made this thread about me this is funny

Also my "e-exes" weren't internet only one of them lived near me and fingered my pussy he lived 30 minutes away

That's all I will contribute to this thread I'm too lazy to even type
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The issue with Chickn that she's genuinely just extremely stupid. Talking to her was one of the most boring conversations I've had in my life. And, from looking at screenshots people have sent me, she's the same with everyone else. She isn't even an entertaining level 3 autist who says funny shit - she's just unfathomably retarded
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>>84370878
My mind would still be me, so I would do alright. I'd read through the messages to find the chillest guy I could leech off, stick with him and go from there, migrate to a new account while bringing along the retard, and if things go well enough leech of him for the rest of my life. Losing weight would be relatively simple and would keep it at 'mid'.
It's truly easy mode for women, all I need to do is find one of the good ones among Chikn's crowd and stick to him. The lengths discord retards would go through would be enough to keep being a parasite.
Of course, this is in the hypothetical where we take the claims of a faggot tranny at face value.
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>>84370878
>what would your first order of business be?
suicide
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>>84370911
Also I never claimed to have orbiters? It's 4chan who claims I have simps even tho they also claim everyone hates me.

>>84370913
Lmaoo who is leaking dms with me what discord server
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>>84370878
start streaming on twitch
easy income source

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