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imagine if you wake up tomorrow as chikn
what would your first order of business be?
what steps would you take?
also for the record this is chikn according to chikn, so just pretend everything "she" says about "her"self is true, so you wake up as a
>fat
>mid-to ugly
>latina
>california
>low functioning autism
>lots of bizarre orbiters, but no friends
>lots of e-"exes"
>no job
>no education
>no prospects
and try to take this hypothetical somewhat seriously, imagine you're not ever switching back and this is permanent... you can't just do some high risk high anxiety imaginary thing because it's "not actually your life"
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>>84370878
Lmaooo who made this thread about me this is funny
Also my "e-exes" weren't internet only one of them lived near me and fingered my pussy he lived 30 minutes away
That's all I will contribute to this thread I'm too lazy to even type
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The issue with Chickn that she's genuinely just extremely stupid. Talking to her was one of the most boring conversations I've had in my life. And, from looking at screenshots people have sent me, she's the same with everyone else. She isn't even an entertaining level 3 autist who says funny shit - she's just unfathomably retarded
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>>84370878
My mind would still be me, so I would do alright. I'd read through the messages to find the chillest guy I could leech off, stick with him and go from there, migrate to a new account while bringing along the retard, and if things go well enough leech of him for the rest of my life. Losing weight would be relatively simple and would keep it at 'mid'.
It's truly easy mode for women, all I need to do is find one of the good ones among Chikn's crowd and stick to him. The lengths discord retards would go through would be enough to keep being a parasite.
Of course, this is in the hypothetical where we take the claims of a faggot tranny at face value.
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>>84370911
Also I never claimed to have orbiters? It's 4chan who claims I have simps even tho they also claim everyone hates me.
>>84370913
Lmaoo who is leaking dms with me what discord server