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I'm the reason why Gen z's look aged like they do. I did a magic ritual in 2022 and sped up their life expectancy
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so that was you all along?
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>>84371906
if your magic can age all of genz you filling out a job application will probably kill us
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>>84371934
Don't temp me. Once the wand winks, it cannot be undone

>>84371929
Well, i was trying kill as many undesirables as I could and genzs were up on list along with boomers. I really planned to kill all age gaps older and younger than gen y. It was my coup de gras to all the stupid shit plaguing the earth and it nearly worked
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>>84371906
Do the ritual again please. I'm 27 and people don't believe I'm older than 18. I can't grow any facial hair and my voice sounds the same as when I was 15.
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>>84372003
Okay. Go out into the sun for a couple of hours for the next 7 days
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>>84372062
that's only going to make my skin look like shit, i need you to do the ritual dude please im begging you
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>>84372082
I felt your energy pulse moments ago
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>>84372082
I hope your in the sun son. I can smell the red dust
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>>84371994
no thats not you. i have hppd and became extremely sick in 2022. so sick i couldn't even get out of bed. on one especially bad night it was so unbearable i couldn't sleep and became sleep deprived which caused me to begin hallucinating. i won't tell you about the places i went but there was someone staring at me with just two glowing eyes. we stared at each other for a few minutes and i must have had a defiant attitude which they found disagreeable because they finally rolled their eyes at me and disappeared. they seemed.. annoyed. i always wondered who or what that could be.
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>>84372098
Sounds liike a bad sleep paralysis dream. I've had hallucinations before, I won't get into it but I tripped and believed that magna mater was guiding me and my dad was speaking to me psychically (which you can but its difficult and limited) and there was a bunch of international espionage and shout out to Netherlands btw
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>>84372159
whatever it was it seemed evil which was why i felt defiant towards it i and kinda challenged/called it out. whats weird is it just rolled its eyes and left. i could only see its eyes but it was basically that thing from mullholland drive
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>>84372189
Thats bad music man. In those times you should call on Jesus christ to ward off that ignoble energy. Once you call upon his name, the demons should have then fled from you

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