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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)10:19:10 No.84372608

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)10:19:10 No.84372608 [Reply]▶

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Suppose you were to die suddenly in the next few minutes. Realistically, how long do you think it would take for anyone to notice you're gone? Would they miss you?
>Up to a month before the landlord comes around personally for rent; maybe less if I start to smell before then or drip through the ceiling.
>I will almost certainly be cremated by the state and dumped in a federal mass grave.

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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)10:23:12 No.84372621

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)10:23:12 No.84372621▶

>>84372608
People would notice me not replying in about 20 minutes

Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)10:24:42 No.84372625

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)10:24:42 No.84372625▶

>>84372608
I keep a note in my pocket saying in case of accidental death do not bury my body, please cremate and scatter ashes at sea.

Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)10:47:46 No.84372702

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)10:47:46 No.84372702▶

probably fairly quickly because today is my birthday. i have a mango yuzu chantilly cake in the fridge and a can of kikusui perfect snow nigori sake in the fridge.

Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)10:56:26 No.84372728

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)10:56:26 No.84372728▶

>>84372608
an hour if I'm lucky or the person watching is knocked out. few hours if the person watching is dead

Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)10:57:21 No.84372734

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)10:57:21 No.84372734▶

>>84372728
the person watching? what, you typing that post?

Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)11:17:40 No.84372791

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)11:17:40 No.84372791▶

>>84372608
I work as a groundskeeper at a university. Chances are that somebody would walk by my body within 10 minutes if I am near the street.

Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)14:19:23 No.84373603

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)14:19:23 No.84373603▶

I live with my parents so I would say 3 hours tops
I feel I would be missed they just couldn't quite pin why

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