>>84373048
...and then II woke up

must be nice huh

>>84373048
If you were actually hot then their pussy tingles would obviously override their reservations. So in reality they said you're hot in the way they say that morbidly obese women are beautiful.

They always want good looking guys to show commitment. Also openly claiming out loud that you're taking possession of them is something they like, you're signaling to their competition that it's over, even if they pretend they don't like it, they do. "You're mine" are the magic words to them even if they act icked by it.

>>84373146
they let me sexually harass them, is that enough
>put my hand on their waist
>run my fingers down their backs
>pat them

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>>84373048
>why dont you get a gf anon? If you got one you will leave a lot of broken hearts behind! Isnt it selfish to be single for so long? Isnt a waste to be all by yourself? Whatever gf you end up with will be really lucky!
>check inbox, 0 messages
???

>>84373223
>put my hand on their waist
I unironically seduced my manager by putting my hand on top of her hand. I walked up to her and said slowly, "you know, I really like you" and I put my hand on her hand and we started dating after that.

>>84373048
cat posters are so funny.

>>84373242
>dating your manager
Based retard

It's a common joke among women, it means she likes you, but won't do it mostly because you're a coworker.

They also belief if you're funny or whatever you can easily land some supermodel tier woman too, they just miss the part where we don't put ourselves out there to even meet that kind of people

>>84373048
>apparently i'm an incel because *checks notes* i'm too attractive
F. I occasionally get foids stare at me, but they never speak to me; let alone come on to me.
As a result, I am still incel in my late 30s. FML. I can't even get a GILF to drain my balls.