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03/30/26(Mon)21:46:47 No.16938013
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Can /sci/ write a masters in 72 hours?
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Anonymous
04/01/26(Wed)04:28:52 No.16938808
Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)04:28:52 No.16938808▶
What did she write
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Anonymous
04/01/26(Wed)05:51:57 No.16938829
Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)05:51:57 No.16938829▶
>>16938013
Imagine you just roofied her drink, and she looks at you like this
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Anonymous
04/01/26(Wed)16:48:40 No.16939134
Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)16:48:40 No.16939134▶
>>16938808
a masters thesis
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Anonymous
04/01/26(Wed)17:09:51 No.16939152
Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)17:09:51 No.16939152▶
>>16938013
Sure. Ill ask claude
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Anonymous
04/01/26(Wed)17:22:34 No.16939166
Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)17:22:34 No.16939166▶
>>16938013
My PhD was 90 pages and took me 6 months
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Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)10:54:51 No.16944467
Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)10:54:51 No.16944467▶
>>16939166
>My PhD was 90 pages and took me 6 months
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Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)11:04:26 No.16944474
Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)11:04:26 No.16944474▶
>>16939166
mine was 150 and took like 3 weeks. but that's mostly because I restructured it several times and had to do a bunch of new work that I hadn't published yet.
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Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)12:28:00 No.16944536
Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)12:28:00 No.16944536▶
>>16939134
In what subject?
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Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)03:36:13 No.16945508
Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)03:36:13 No.16945508▶
>>16939166
>>16944474
BS. There are no PhDs on 4chan. Prove it by saying something smart.
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Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)10:54:53 No.16945750
Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)10:54:53 No.16945750▶
>>16945508
something smart.
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Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)11:15:05 No.16945763
Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)11:15:05 No.16945763▶
>>16938829
We could go back to mine and write an awesome masters thesis! Roofies will slow her down and we can get a good mark :D
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Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)22:08:09 No.16946222
Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)22:08:09 No.16946222▶
>>16938013
iirc the old liberal arts degree at the oxbridge universities typically had at least one 20,000 word essay every week.
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Anonymous
04/05/26(Sun)03:25:42 No.16946465
Anonymous 04/05/26(Sun)03:25:42 No.16946465▶
>>16938013
>let me look smug and ugly in my thumbnail where I've done my hair, lips and makeup hoping to be attractive.
women taking photos of things.jpeg
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Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)03:54:45 No.16947674
Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)03:54:45 No.16947674▶
>>16944536
Her vagina
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Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)08:49:38 No.16947826
Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)08:49:38 No.16947826▶
>>16945508
You'd be surprised
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Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)10:19:17 No.16947866
Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)10:19:17 No.16947866▶
>>16947674
lmaoooooooooo i lol'd out loud
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Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)10:19:59 No.16947867
Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)10:19:59 No.16947867▶
>>16945508
4chan is the only place besides reddit where phds hang out lol
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Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)11:56:45 No.16947897
Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)11:56:45 No.16947897▶
Why not a PhC
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Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)20:55:44 No.16948989
Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)20:55:44 No.16948989▶
>>16944536
Servicing the Black Penis, from a postcolonialist sex-worker perspective
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Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)21:05:44 No.16949017
Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)21:05:44 No.16949017▶
>>16947674
>Her
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Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)21:41:26 No.16949120
Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)21:41:26 No.16949120▶
I sucked ass at writing papers. So agonizingly slow for me. I think the longest paper I ever wrote was like 12 pages and that took me many hours. At least 2-3 weeks.
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Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)02:21:49 No.16950220
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)02:21:49 No.16950220▶
>>16945508
The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side
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Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)03:51:49 No.16950378
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)03:51:49 No.16950378▶
>>16950220
Any two sides, eh? Any?
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Anonymous
04/09/26(Thu)20:28:37 No.16952727
Anonymous 04/09/26(Thu)20:28:37 No.16952727▶
>>16938013
My friend wrote it in one day
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Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)13:42:10 No.16957146
Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)13:42:10 No.16957146▶
>>16945750
confirmed
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Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)15:22:08 No.16957199
Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)15:22:08 No.16957199▶
>>16938013
Yes. I did it over a week like 10-12 hours a day. The end result was bad but I was tired of uni and didn't want to spend another year.
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Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)21:30:40 No.16958212
Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)21:30:40 No.16958212▶
>>16947897
because ebeam lithography sucks balls
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Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)22:16:19 No.16958236
Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)22:16:19 No.16958236▶
>>16938013
no. you have to show around 4 months of research of which the thesis is the report.
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Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)23:40:25 No.16958257
Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)23:40:25 No.16958257▶
>>16938013
>Can /sci/ write a masters in 72 hours?
I wrote mine in like 6, because I just copypasted the published paper.
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Anonymous
04/14/26(Tue)01:38:48 No.16958320
Anonymous 04/14/26(Tue)01:38:48 No.16958320▶
>>16950220
that's a RIGHT triangle, you idiot!

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