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find a boyfriend with a mamad, meet a cute chachla from yavne, talk about the best falafel spots in jaffa.

israelis drop your contacts, discords, tell us about your woes and lives. !!יאללה
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>>34868558
@serotonin2a on instagram
26, blonde, 190cm
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I used to like loli but I still like loli now.
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>>34868558
>79/M/Washington, D.C.
@potus on Instagram
Let me know if you also like loli, I find it, very interesting!
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@Daily.4chan on Instagram.
Only account I have.
מחפש frens
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mid 20s m israel
i am looking for love.
i have been trying to stay healthy and i am rather happy with my life. i try to do better each day, work on stuff but also not over work myself.
id like to meet someone who really wants to get emotionally and romantically close, who will reciprocate vulnerability. its a lot to wish for in plain text. we will see how things go.
i am pretty cool actually... i like mathematics, art (creating and consuming), nature, music (drone, pop), psychoanalyzing myself tamely and taking things with a grain of salt.
spending time with my friends.

id like to talk to some cute cis female from israel, please be around my age. if you have similar interests its definitely an added bonus, and please have to some extent a will to live and agency and be introspective.
i suppose if what i had written sounds appealing then it should be sufficient to reach out and see how we vibe.

discord: occipital0

it might take me some time to add you. if so - please have patience.
thanks!

(please do not add me to inquire about israel)
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>>34869350
Okay, but like someone who isn't into that anymore wouldn't need to constantly state that they used to be into that. I don't lead off all my posts with "used to be a huge fan of overwatch porn, but now I'm not" like there's only one reason to do it. Also this is the Israel thread I think being a pdf is probably the starting point.
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kinda want an Israeli fwb/something casual to see if it goes further? Have done stuff with a lot of Muslim girls, as well as just standard Europeans obvi but u know. Im interested, i like to travel, experience a place/culture/vibe, fuck and have some deep convo and good time with a local girl. Usually this is what tinder is for but I have soft spot for fellow weirdos
I look good and give good dick which is why I manage to pull this off i suppose. But u can be the judge, high levels of emotional intelligence which feels cringe to type but idk how else to put it. Not looking for something empty or one time thing just, too much relationship experience to commit so quickly if u know u know.
I take nice photos, i appreciate alternative/artsy things and beauty, but i am not pretentious. Kinda lost. 110% guaranteed to make you cum, tall. Im gonna stop talking im not expecting any replies but leave ur contact if you want a good real life experience with someone. It could unironically be very romantic. The kinda sad kind
Sorry for non-jew posting in your jew thread
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>>34870017
nigga fucking kill yourself and fuck your fake country free palestine
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>>34869350
relax nigga i was just taking a cheap shot at israelis pedo tendencies
if u wanna be a spammer with the same text over and over thats between u and god
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>>34870335
thanks for the bump
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https://youtu.be/_jI6iAa-cC0
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Any tel avivian girl into buttplay, hit me up on teleguard
30m, athletic
PU8VJK3VJ
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>>34870017
bump
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>>34871249
>this nigga an alpha
>fucking a plastic toy
>and a pic of a girl
lol... lmao even
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bump
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מי רוצה לשתף קתינות, שש עסרה כזה
שגיאות כתיב בקוונה
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another one
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another one
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another one!..
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the entire world knows what you people are now and there's no weaseling out of it this time
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Looking for Israeli gf to take me out from my country to Israel

Teleguard: VBPMFKBE8
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>>34868558
Desperately in need of an Israeli who would RP as Negev and call me a stupid goy...
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>>34879662
and another one!
(also bump for the person at the top looking for love)
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disc iwonderwhatitsabout

either this or feed me israeli chicks with huge tits and tell me to die for Israel
im canadian 24M
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>>34868558
falafel isn't Israeli. I hope Iran drops a bomb on your house. Free Palestine you settler pig.
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>>34886203
why should we free palestine?
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Israhell hating israhelli here(to not confuse with a "self hating jew" or some other bullshit, I am not part of you, I hope Iran destroys your ass and mine too if I'm still here, this terroristic dystopic aggressive judeonazi apartheid state)

Any kind european who wants a nerd intellectual companion and can house a roommate. I'm not a bum and would like to find legal work or do my own remote work if possible.
@haeliancomplex telegram
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>>34868558
hahahaha, fucking stupid rats, we're going to slaughter every last one of you and there's no lying your way out this time
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>>34887834
why would you do that? what do you dislike us? why do you generalize your hatred?
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Any cool Israeli’s to just chat normally with in here? I have honestly thought about moving there but don’t know anyone IRL I could ever talk seriously about it with.
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>>34888909
we can chat mate. we can chat over here or you could reach here:
>>34870017

both options are fine.
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>>34888909
Drop your discord and I'll add you.
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b u m p
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my penis smells
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Jewesses hit me up if you are emaciated with typhus and want to play Anne Franks cold pop escape game.

Kik Heinrich_Himmlers
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>>34893512
Goated PoV
||my cut cock is throbbing||
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>>34868558
אללה כוסומו, מש"ק בן 19 זורם להכל
קיק/דיסקורד udpbioew
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>>34876333
שלח סשן או משהו
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Goy here. I'm all for israel when it comes to gaza and all that crap, but the raise of military age recently and the iran war is sketching me out. Do you think trump made the wrong move getting involved with that? I'm all down for the gaza crap, but this seems like it's gonna open a huge can of worms and go nowhere
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Bump
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היי

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>>34900395
well, as as israeli i think it is good that trump joined, certainly, we could use some help. i think the main concern that the israelis have is iranian possession of nuclear weapon.

from the perspective of an american, i fail to see any benefits of joining this war. except for when you look underneath the surface and really ask yourself why that might have been a good idea... certainly the trump administration had some reasoning... or perhaps its ass a disguise fomr something deeper. who knows.

also - what exactly are your thoughts on the gaza war? do you think trump supposed israel? what should have been done there?

also, are you real?
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>>34901932
Well you could say it benefits america against china. Could take away china's oil that they would need to invaide taiwan etc.
>>34901932
i mostly think its weird how much liberal/leftwing/ liberal europe is shilling for free palestine etc. It seems like israel has probably the second strongest military in the world, or tied for second with china and there is some agenda to weaken Israel. Idk man these radical muslims just seem like sore losers to me that constantly lash out against you guys. I get why people like netanyahu and the israel right just wanna bomb the shit out of these people and end this bullshit when its been going on for 80 years now.
>>34901932
Yea I'm real. I'm just not so confident in this iran thing going over well. It seems like trump thought it would be as easy as venezuela or something and got too cocky

What is it like in israel? Are there lots of liberal pro palestine people there? Or is the majority sick of their bullshit
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עוד יום
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I hope all of you die from Iranian missile strikes.
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>>34903328
עוד 10 אגורות
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>>34899934
מקפיץ, תמיד זורם
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>>34868558
Total kike death will prevail inshallah
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>>34870017
bump for israeli love and affection, i am a reasonable person!
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>>34891344
forgot to check the thread again mb: zzzalltime
>>34890098
im not a female looking for love, but if you’re still down to talk i’ll add you
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>>34868558
you got the map wrong you retarded nigger
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>>34911726
we all have a little retarded nigger inside of us
sometimes he just pops out unexpectedly
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>>34911726
Other then the Golan Heights missing it's pretty good
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לאדע חרמן תמידית מחיפה, זורם
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Happy Passover from the USA.
I hope you all stay safe. Please refrain from sexual perversion while in Eretz Israel. This is really important for protecting not just all of B'nei Israel but also your own safety.

B'H

Pic related is my idealized wife.
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>>34914648
I think you have to be frum from birth with an unblemished record to get that kind of woman.

א כשר'ן און פרייליכן פסח
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>ASL
21/m/il
>About
Creatively driven, likes to play chess, curious and ambitious.
Uses: Godot, Krita, Void pengu.
Getting familiar: Blender.
>Looking for
Needle in a haystack, A friend clever that would want to work together. (games and sequential art)
>Not looking for
nonbinary, retards, females, mentaly ill, autistic, adhd, religious.
>Contact
at disc it was allocated to be super user vim init-user-service low dash and a two letter greeting. vice versa
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>>34913533
וואלה חג שמח + הקפצה
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>>34870017
final bump (probs) for love and affection
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Israeli goth server
https://disboard.org/server/1474668831325683804
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Shabbat Shalom
Remember to count the omer! NO HAMETZ!
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I hope all of your dirt skinned, penny pinching demons fucking die . I pray sand niggers ravage all of your women and misiles take your men
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>>34923416
why? that's not nice... why are you so violent?

genuinely asking, why the hate for jews?
like... have sex incels..
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fuck you bitches, bump!

here's hoping iran won't have a nuclear weapon :3
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>>34913533
מקפיץ שוב, לאדע
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בודד פה חחח
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>>34868558
באמפ
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>>34926457
Not that dweeb, but as an American citizen I hope you all rot. Has nothing to do with your religion, it’s the Zionism that creeps the Americans out. Plus, you guys have never been able to self sustain, and most Americans are tired of their taxes paying for y’all to keep being faggots
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>>34941491
>never been able to self-sustain
We kicked the shit out of your beloved Arabs (keep moralfagging over the billion child physicians in Gaza) while under American arms embargo lmao
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>>34942242
american here. anti semites are so fucking retarded and low IQ. imagine being a stormfag opped poltard in 2026. that shits not cool nor edgy anymore. instagram comments is full of anti semite retard normies now who sound like they are posting on pol 10 years ago
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אהלן לא יודעת אם הט'רד הזה רק לטרולים אז אני לא
מצפה ליותר מדי
אני רוצה חברים ישראלים כי בקושי יש לי, אני אוהבת אנימה משחקי מחשב ועוד חרא כזה של חננות. לא מחפשת זוגיות או משהו בסגנון רק אנשים לדבר איתם
בת 19
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>>34942918
מסתבר שאני גם נכה
sinpips בדיסקורד!!
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never thought I'd see such a blatant thread for pedophiles
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>>34944723
that explains why we are both here
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>>34944818
exactly, my fellow israeli!
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מה אומרים אחים יקרים
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>>34903094
The problem with the Iran war isn’t that they’re such poor little birthday boys (the regime is a nightmare on every level, their own people and most of the world would be happy to see them gone) it’s that Trump and Bibi are dropping bombs with no real plan. Bibi needs to keep wars going to stay out of jail and Trump is a retard who wants revenge for the Tehran hostage crisis because he remembers watching it on TV in his golden years and he thought they’d capitulate as easily as Venezuala. Nobody in charge is approaching this war with an actual strategy, it’s all theatrics by retards for retards.

And no I don’t think you’ll find a lot of pro-Palestine people in Israel lmao. What few there once were have been terrorized into silence or exile after 10/7. Israeli leadership also keeps trying to kill a two-state solution, which is the surest way to make Palestinians normal enough that they’re no longer willing to die en masse just to rape Israelis, just so they can win votes from the settler movement who are basically Jewish jihadis.

This is why as an American the correct reaction to the Middle East is complete and utter blackpilling, let the barbarians keep killing each other over borders and religious bullshit forever as long as we get our oil.
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>>34950763
לא אחשך
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>>34950950
>This is why as an American the correct reaction to the Middle East is complete and utter blackpilling, let the barbarians keep killing each other over borders and religious bullshit forever as long as we get our oil.

explain more? im confused by this
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31 year old white American male here. I am 5'7" (1.73m) with blond hair, green eyes and an average build. I am looking for a woman to settle down with and start a family. I am a white collar homeowner with one dog and no kids. My interests are cooking, hiking, walking my dog and playing video games. My ideal partner would be aged 18-31, no kids, and clean/DDF. Of note, I am not Jewish nor do I speak or understand Hebrew. My Discord is galeguinho95.
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>>34942918
>>34942921
את נשמעת ממש אחלה. הייתי מוסיף אותך אבל אני בן איזה 30 אז זה מרגיש קריפי :(
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>>34952737
Ew obviously it's creepy.
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Let's make tonight one to remember... or forget.
......
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Any Israeli guy want my American ex?

Kik: beefflap
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צפוני, בן 19, תמיד זמין רק תגידו שאתם מפה...
קיק/דיסקורד udpbioew

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