>STATUS
>PROVIDER. ONLY TEENS WITH CUTE BRACES WHO STILL WEAR GIRLY SHIRTS THAT ARE TOO SMALL AND EXPOSE THEIR CUTE LITTLE TUMMIES. COME OVER HERE. I"LL FUCK YOUR ASS RAW TILL YOUR EYES GO SIDEWAYS.

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>asl
38/m/us
>interests
silent hill 2, serial experiments lain, purple rain, earthbound, pokemon mystery dungeon, metal gear solid, neon genesis evangelion, blade runner, flcl, tetsuo: the iron man, yume nikki
>other
tyler, the creator, madvillain, death grips, portishead, aphex twin, boards of canada, burial, j dilla, outkast, flying lotus, run the jewels
>looking for
album recs: instrumental hip hop, idm, downtempo, electronic, ambient, abstract hip hop, experimental hip hop, nu jazz, boom bap, indietronica, conscious hip hop
>not looking for
vc, servers, groups, any people without some reference to know which albums you have already heard/liked (spotify, last.fm, rym, topster, etc.)
>discord
rem.lin

>Gender
Male
>Status
Moocher
>What I want
Woman with lots of income who wants a househusband
>What I offer
I have a penis
>Contact
I don't want to be flooded by requests so leave yours ladies

>>34885412
you sound like Nick Rekieta, and I pray you never have children.

>>34885678
You know what’s gonna happen if he has children right? They’re not gonna be virgin wives for sure

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>Status:
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
I am a 24 year old male looking to provide. I am straight and looking exclusively for women.

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
I am in the 321 area code, close to central Florida.

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
I am looking to provide. I have recently moved in to a 2 bed 2 bath apartment and have found myself feeling lonely. I would like some company and would be willing to feed and support you. The situation would be friends or roommates, optionally and infrequently with benefits if that's fine by you. All I ask of you is that you be gentle and supportive.

anything else you wanna add: about yourself or likes/dislikes
If youre in the area and are interested, we can chat privately but surface level stuff i am a recent college graduate and cat owner, pic rel
discord: dunerider. (with the period.

>>34885919
I love your cat!! Give them a lot of kisses from a stranger online

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>status:
barely alive NEET

>A/S/L:
19, male but I willing to act as anything (i also am into essentially everyone, i judge more by character than by looks), eastern shitshow europe.

>Send me a helicopter and fly me into better lands or something!!!

>Looking for:
What do I even say? I am a de facto NEET and I am not going to pretend that I have ever tried too much, I am a loser, a real loser, I have been damned to the height of 5'2 (161 cm) and ever since I realized I'll never grow any taller I kinda entirely gave up on everything, not that I was doing much before hand but... You know!!! I think i look cute, so have some said, but i think i am ugly .. So uh, I am now looking for anyone willing to aid me, not asking for too much, I think..? most people spend money so carelessly and without much thought, to me that is simply insane! so i was thinking maybe i am a better investment, as I am willing to do ANYTHING to make up for the sunk cost, I also am a person so I uh can provide conversation and a personality, or so they say...

Also, I wanted to add that I am not going to treat you differently based on gender, I pinky promise, so come and say hey, AM ALWAYS UP FOR MAKING FRENS :3

my discord: welliknewyoudsayhi

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>asl
20s/f/turkiye

Planning on moving to europe
Looking for a “provider”
I wont be a slave for u
I may even scold you if you think you’re something just because im ok with staying at your shitty place while im waiting for my crypto portfolio to recover>>34885412

I will also check for hidden cameras everywhere so dont think you are the smart one in here im aware of the creepshot threads on b
Im posting here for the profits
While you are here because you are a loser who is dead on the inside

<33
Add me if your place is huge and as good as four seasons

>contact

Discord

0toleranceforbs

>Status:
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
Late 30's, British Male, Straight

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Southwestern UK, and no

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)

Open to considering maid engagements, primarily seeking long term BDSM style engagements, with those either looking to be trained, or with some degree of prior experience.

Being an animal lover is required, we won't get along if you're allergic to the cat.

>>34887701
Contact ~ untoldpossibilities_76400

>>34885446
Same but I want a richer hotter lady and my penis is smaller.

>>34887741
Discord? Or add me randomid667

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>status
neet

>a/s/l
24 year old transfem who lives in the american midwest, willing to relocate

>looking for
potential partner (preferably high income + attrative), i get told i'm very attractive physically, funny, intelligent, and am a great cook. i feel like i'd be peak housewife material

discord is pkelfire

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>A/S/L
31 M Germanistan
>Status
Retired (Unable to work due to not conforming to the wageslave system)
I though 'work' for spreading awareness, understanding and higher consciousness
>What are you looking for
Compatible people that share my mindset without delusions. Ideally someone local to meet and interact with, although when it comes to intimate things I'm definitely
not into hairy, beards, masculines and chubbies. I'm an androgynous male that some mistake for a women or fetishize. I don't like gender roles but I submit to this
avataras biological destiny to some extend. I seek for the advanced knowledge and those that seek it too. Those that dare the transgression and are not afraid.

For physical meetups I might have a garden area that requires a lot of effort as no one helps me and my ex relationship left me with immense fiancial burden I have
been working in no-money style for years and adapted very well to it. The garden is making progress but a mere blueprint for my future, one without (human) neighbors
is certain. You can become part of this process and we see where it will lead. Just do not force interaction if you do not geuininely resonate with my wording and
seek for a superficial relation or someone to exploit.

We might play video games excessively together or if you are into gardening you could help me in my projects to gain experience on your own. Someone for no-money camping
and illegal freedom would also be nice as that is one of the things I intend to do in the future. We could spend a lot of time in the forest together, maybe get high,
do duties, hunt for mushrooms, look out for cute spiders and possibly other things.

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>More about you
I'm 170 cm 66 KG (wanting to get to 55 again), long haired, very pale as I'm nocturnal, permanent NEET with infinite time but their own place in some magical forest hills
in western Europe. Don't bother for anything physical if you are not local or do not possess a valid identity to be here. I have been through all of that already. My
lifestyle is adaption to extreme poverty, if you are into money and worship the system its definitely not for you. I cannot be bought, but I'm attracted to those that
disobey and resist like I do. Interest in plants, nature and psychedelics would be ideal, as these are the main parts of my existance beside my computer systems. I have
a genuine F84.5 diagnosis that also allows me to become pensioned in such early age. I see it as a blessing not as a disability, as it allows me to see things more clearly,
but that is for you to judge yourself.
>Contact
endzeitromantik @ emailn . eu

>>34885440
pedophile

>>34889847
>their
So you are male, most likely a femboy.
Just be honest for one sentence, besides all your pretentious crap.

>Status
Provider
>ASL
M/35/USA
>Willing to relocate
Yes hoping to
>interests
travel, working out, hiking, online culture, gaming, films, some anime
>Looking for
Looking to find a bio female 18+ to romantically connect with then travel the world with. Wanting to make long stops in several places. Preferably you would be from one of these places I want to visit (South east asia/Europe/Latam/Japan), but this is not required. Wanting to get to know you first online, if we hit it off, I can pay your rent or something until we actually meet. But ideally you would be willing to spend some time with me online, either gaming, watching movies or VCing. I am pretty well off so I can finance this whole thing.

You should be somewhat smart, and little to no actual mental illness, and generally healthy, wanting to improve in life. Bonus points if you are a night owl/bit of an insomniac just so you can understand me better. Don't worry if you are somewhat normie and more of a soc tourist, that might be better.

Disc:
escapehatch90

You have absolutely no idea how to make an OP. What a fucking terrible thread on an even worse board.

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hi, i am 28 female from michigan. i am looking for a provider since i was 22, but never met with anyone in person. have a rare genetic mutation of my eyes. i have been in mental hospitals and group homes for the entirety of my eary twenties and i am an orphan, so i really need help starting my life. i take medication (anti depressants and sleeping pills) and would need to go ti therapy weekly for anorexia nervosa. please dont worry about me hurting anyone. i only have history hurting myself, not anyone else, physically. i want to fo into nursing or cosmetology and can get financial aid. michigan just isnt cery safe and i want to move. i really hope and pray someone can help me. i am cisgender female (i was born with a vagina ) and have lived my whole life with a vagina and dont want to change that. it offends me when people say i look masculine vc i am tall. i have never grown a beard or chin hair at all so i dont know why people assume im mtf online (they must be into stuff like that) i need companionship and help sexualy, i have never came from sex and have barely had sex. i like it when people message first.
discord: stellaodette
snapchat: ninaoverholt97
twitter: jasminegrosel

>>34892079
If you're an orphan who's Jessica Marie then Nina ?

Also if you're single who's Cecil ?

>>34892079
I still want to climb you like a tree, Odette.

>>34892079
In some posts you call yourself super tall, but in one post you said you are 5'1
https://archiveofsins.com/soc/thread/34832391/#34833034

>>34892079
Here is the 5'1 comment:
https://archiveofsins.com/soc/thread/34824332/#34834103

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anybody in germany looking to share an apartment?
f 20 I work and have savings

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>Status:
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
I am a 22 year old male looking to provide. I am straight and looking exclusively for women.

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
I am in New Orleans

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
I am looking to provide. I'm moving in 1 bed 1 bath apartment, you can share the living room with my pet cat or if we vibe we can share a room. I'm lonely and would like some company. I can pay for food and rent.

anything else you wanna add: about yourself or likes/dislikes
I like playing video games and watching anime
pic is me

>>34892049
what did happen to the /AAN/ thread? someone should create another one that isn't a mess like this

>>34894274
Mods had to make room for 20 more duplicate gooner threads

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>status
Moocher/NEET
>ASL
18/transfem/GA
>What are you looking for
I'm looking for someone to help keep me going who if we get along well enough can maybe host for me to be their housewife?
In other words, right now im looking for a sugardaddy who will also be my friend
>more about you
5'11, 127lbs, on e
I'm not in school or uni or any of that gay shit
im pretty interested in early 2010s/late 2000s otaku culture. i love haruhi and touhou in specific but feel free to talk about your interests
hobby wise im usually drawing or doing something physical so i dont get fat
also i know a lot of conversational german and it would be my dream to live in germany
>not looking for
i dont want to be treated as a slave or anything, dont be a gooner, no trolls
>contact
Discord: arumi64
Telegram: koiefs

>>34893390
send a message on discord
_lxne

>>34894330
Get this man a true

>>34894330
Yeah, I hope they make a new one eventually because I’d like to be adopted, but no offense the Discord is dead, and this thread gives weird, gross vibes. not posting here

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>>34895465
Most threads give "weird, gross vibes" now
The entire site let alone the board is dying is a withering husk rn
I think the ID announcement shit was the nail in the coffin for discord threads, it really is only the same like ten people all posting over and over now

>>34895874
Agreed. I mean, the /aan/ threads were great because they gave a perfect template to easily find what you’re looking for and actually attracted serious people. I feel like the only truly valuable people are the lurkers who add you, they tend to be better quality than the ones posting. But gross threads like the one we’re commenting on will never attract anything serious. I can’t imagine why any girl would come to this side of the internet and actually want to post or add people in a thread that starts by asking women to move in just to be some kind of sex slave. Threads like these should be considered a personal ad and removed

>>34895922
I tried /aan/ like I think twice and both times got stalked by the same sex pest weirdo but honestly decent way to find people for this kind of thing and sad they're just gone
and yea this specific one comes off as a personal ad

>>34895922
You'd be surprised dipshit.
My wife and I make more than your entire family combined, and we still post here over fetlife and other dating apps, because it works.

I made nearly an identical post like this in AAN when it was a thing, and found our unicorn 18 year old who we fucked at least 400 times together lol. She moved back with family after saving up 40k over the course of a year working for/with us, and now we're hunting again. Cope and seethe all you want, /Soc/ is literally where it's at. Some of the dirtiest, sluttiest, sleaziest girls are on this specific board.

>>34897701
>400 times over like around a year
Nah man I don't believe that shit

>>34897772
A couple times a day and skipping some days isn't crazy
>>34897701
Did it ever get boring? I've had the bi wife + shared pet-whore-servant fantasy stuck in my head since I was 12 but I always figured it wouldnt be as fun in reality.

>>34895922
>I can’t imagine why any girl would come to this side of the internet and actually want to post or add people in a thread that starts by asking women to move in just to be some kind of sex slave
I made a (mostly) joke post once saying I was looking for a woman who would let me non-sexually tie up, whip, beat, etc. her and had several message me that were interested (and desperate to convince me to make it sexual too).

Tons of women are repulsive freaks, same as (maybe worse now with what romantasy turned into) men, although they're mostly so broken that I feel bad using them for anything.

>>34897863
>A couple times a day and skipping some days isn't crazy
Idk what kinda sex drive you have then
and like just schedule too like maybe some people don't work more than just 40 hours a week but I do and I'd always wanna put more time into personal hobbies than sex, when I was still with my ex having sex more than like 3-4 times a week wasn't really something we did

>>34897884
It's him and his (stay at home, I assume) wife so double you and your ex's rats and you're at 312-416 times a year, not accounting for threeways.

>>34897901
*rate
I'm retarded

>>34897863
Not at all, we're not a poly marriage, so its not like the wife and I feel indebted to the feelings or forced attention to a third. We are roomates with our third.

Let me put it this way - We make GREAT money. My wife works 40-60 hours a week, she does not have the energy to blow me after both of us work all day, but i need it. Now, a NEET who is used to living on 32k a year? It becomes their focus of the day. They have access to a $4000 computer, a car, doordash at any time, great food in the fridge, vacations, unlimited nights out to go bowling or doing whatever the hell they want with no need to answer to anyone - And all they have to do is be sexually available. It's the same shit gold digger 20 year olds do to 70 year old men, expect my wife and i are young and fit lol. Trust me, there's nothing boring about getting blown two or three times a day.

>>34897884
Sex isn't the biggest part of it desu. I love sex, who doesnt? but honestly i have a demanding job and im not trying to perform, or sweat, or spend half an hour pounding away. 75% of the interaction is blowjobs/handjobs with my wife who cheers them on/directs them. I couldnt fuck 400 times a year lmao

>>34897884
That's the thing though, my wife works, she makes over 100k with a nice office job. I, run a landscaping business, I work maybe 10 hours a week helping the crews with job set ups, hauling away demolition, etc, I spend a ton of my time on hobbies, i have 12 fish tanks, 2 freshwater ecosystems, both with plants, gravel, fish, of their respective locations (a miniature Taiwan and South Africa) and a 200 gallon saltwater tank that ive spent years on. I also have i think 9 tanks where i grow the food for everything - Daphnia, shrimp, feeder fish, etc. I also play Saxaphone, paint 1-2 canvases per week, and i'm an active member of my local Chamber of Commerce, spending 10+ hours a week with local events. I also bowl once a week, and golf whenever i get the chance.

Leaves plenty of time to get blown 2-3 times a day, and fuck once or twice a week lol. I love a mouth when i wake up, when i get home, and when i get ready for bed.

>>34897914
Sex is just sorta OK desu
Honestly
Just to blow some stress off then go make a sandwich before going to bed type of exchange
>>34897944
That shit's crazy bro good job ig
I'm a totally average ass person like I legitimately do not know how to respond to hearing something like that :/

>>34898053
We're all average. The issue is, everyone gets comfortable and rides it out.

>Go to county recorder and set yourself up as DBA (Doing Business As) it's like $12.
>Register your business online, it's free. (You're you, you're registering YOU as the business)
>Go the IRS website and get a free EIN for this business.
>apply for a $0 deposit business bank account, BlueVine is great and free.
>Use GPT to write up a business plan
>Get a $50,000 SBA microloan to fund that business
>Find clients
>Quit your job
>pay yourself a salary
Tah-Dah, you're no longer average.

I started mowing yards at $50 a piece and had $5,500 a month coming in AFTER the loan repayment, and all i had was a shitty 1997 ford pick up that i bought with the SBA loan, a shitty $600 trailer, a shitty pushmower, a weedwacker, and paper bags for grass clippings. I had enough cash to just, not work during the winter, and next spring, started doing Landscaping.

Now we're bringing in 4x as much lol. I'm in a shitty little town of 47k people too. Now i'm searching for a sucubi to keep my nuts empty.

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>>34898104
I am not looking for a self help course sorry
and no I legitimately do not want a life like that and I don't think I ever will
I feel like I already have too much even with the little I have
Something something humans weren't made for this something something industrial revolution something something
I generally despise technology and how it has shaped post 2010's society into a smoldering husk idiocracy and AI is going to only accelerate that even more on top of putting even more incompetent people into positions of power they objectively should not be in

>>34897944
>>34897914
Stop blogposting.

>>34897884
You are incredibly weak.
Daily sex is normal and a must in a relationship.

>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Semi-provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
32 M straight

>About Yourself + Contact Info
I just bought a house and I am looking to house hack. I have two rooms available and I have turned the basement into a makerspace. I'm a dorky STEM dude looking to connect with other dorky STEM types looking to build something cool.

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Gary IN, No

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Roommates, friends, relationship if the opportunity comes

>Not looking for
Druggies and crazies

>discord
Ribozyme008

>>34899458
>Daily sex is normal and a must in a relationship.
Says who?
Says literally who?
If you answer Forbes or "kikestein journalism LTD" you are a faggot or a bot
I have never talked to anybody ever who has sex daily besides specifically addicts, people with literally nothing else to occupy themselves with or indo african niggers who have 16 kids and live on handouts

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I'll post in the cursed thread lol

>Status
Provider

>A/S/L
late 30's Male, Straight white dude, Texas

>What are you looking for
Bio f only, live in maid, fwb, gf

>More about you
Just a lonely dude. pretty normy outside of lurking 4chan. I enjoy gaming (especially co op) and anime in my spare time and a few beers on the weekend. Pretty much a homebody outside of going to a con or visiting frens. My camera has called to me recently and I'm getting into learning photography (I really enjoy sharing nature / scenery pictures I've taken). I'm brown hair, teal eyes, and a bit overweight but have home gym equipment and im working on building a little muscle and walking when the weather is good. I enjoy cooking and especially some spicy mexican recipes. Estate sales have helped me upgrade my kitchen and remove plastic stuff c:. I've got a work from home job and too much time on my hands id rather spend with someone special.

holy shit i hate these captchas lol

>Deal Breakers
Hard drug use, unable to function in society levels of mental illness

>Contact
Disc: vidyaandfinedining_43075
Proton mail: vidyaandfinedining@protonmail.com

>>34897701
AAN is still a thing and there is usually always a thread every month, idk what going on now. but did you find that person awhile ago? bc this board is very different from years ago, there is like no one here anymore. but I mostly find it shocking bc ik plenty normal men here, very rich, attractive, who has been consistently trying and unsuccessful at adopting a neet for yearsss. so the fact a girl here can have so many higher quality life options, but choose the most degenerate arrangement like this confuses me.

>>34897865
I hear this a lot with girls online ''seeking'' to be killed or beat, but it like never translates to real life

>ASL
23yo, trans woman (4 years hrt), UK

>Status
Depressed, lonely, needing someone to give me direction and maybe a place on their life.
I have a job as a barista but I kinda hate it and struggle to make rent

>what am I looking for
either someone nice and caring who actually wants to help or someone mean and cruel who just wants to hurt me and make me theirs. either works, they would both give me a reason to not kill myself

>what I offer
People tell me I'm pretty so there's that, I get attached really fast so if you show genuine interest in me I'll probably never leave. I like to talk about books and am a bit of a film nerd and I can cook really well, it's kinda the one thing I enjoy alongside running

>contact
disc: @broken.dreamer

>Status:
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
Late 30's, British Male, Straight

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Southwestern UK, and no

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)

Open to considering maid arrangements, but primarily seeking long term BDSM style engagements, with those either looking to be trained, or with some degree of prior experience. Autistic girls prefered.

Being an animal lover is required, we won't get along if you're allergic to the cat.

Contact ~ untoldpossibilities_76400

>>34902981
contact?

>>34900964
Damn, the low test kid got triggered hard.

>>34903539
He said he's straight.

>>34903539

Contact ~ untoldpossibilities_76400

IDiscord)

>>34903540
I could rape you and you'd like it
>>34903602
Good luck hope it turns out well for you

>>34903700
Sure thing, manlet. lmao

>>34885412
>ASL
27, M, EU

>personality
I am a very low energy person, but I get attached very deeply once I do. I love spending time together, even if its rotting in the same call / room.

I might come off as pushy, but that's less an unhealthy attachment and more so just the urge to interact.

I own a home. If you're from the EU, I will import you almost immediately. Rent-free.

>interests
Usual stuff, gaming, ttrpgs, cooking, SOME hiking.

>looking for
Female. Nothing specific personality wise, I like to judge from a person-to-person bias. But I do adore slightly bubblier people, creative people.

>not looking for
evil (slight evil is okay)

>contact
dc: Familiar0171

It's an alt account, won't be available if I am not on my PC.

Status:
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
Late 20s, Male, Straight

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Southwestern US, willing to pay for relocation with me but will require verification.

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)

considering maid arrangements, since i primarily need someone to keep house clean since i travel for work but willing to make someone a housewife depending on personality.

>Contact:

Discord: Desertshrew

also try on any outfit you send me with pics. i wanna get better and find someone that makes me happy.
Extra info: maybe you can fix her(me). i enjoy playing video games and weed and consuming media, i like practicing my guitar or fooling around with whatever tech stuff i have like my raspberry pi or a Linux distro. im not able to pass as a girl i think, haven't done any voice training and have no experience with makeup other than lipstick or painting my nails.
contact: kalonSignal on discord

Status: NEET
Sex, Age, Sexuality: mtf, 20, bi
Location: St Paul, Minnesota. willing to relocate.
Looking for: im looking for someone who wants me to move in with them. i can do chores and embrace housewife or whatever i guess. worried about finding secure housing because im currently unemployed. i wanna get better and find someone that makes me happy.
Extra info: maybe you can fix her(me). i enjoy playing video games and weed and consuming media, i like practicing my guitar or fooling around with whatever tech stuff i have like my raspberry pi or a Linux distro. im not able to pass as a girl i think, haven't done any voice training and have no experience with makeup other than lipstick or painting my nails.
contact: kalonSignal on discord

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>>34885412
>status
Provider
>ASL
30/M/LA(the state, not the city in Cali)
>willing to relocate
Not really. Maybe in the future; I'm willing to help a prospective partner relocate though.
>looking for
A partner who is fine with being a stepmother to my children, gonna be upfront and honest about it. I'm getting full custody of all my kids soon and recovering from a divorce. I'm seeking a woman who is fine with that; it's not the entire basis of the relationship, but that's the most important thing to know. If you're not OK with that, steer clear. Someone who has my same values regarding family. Someone who is personally stable and of sound mind and healthy.
>not looking for
Gay men. Virulently left-wing people. LGBT+ anything. If you're biologically a woman and you were born that way, I can make an exception. People with zero maternal instincts or experience with kids. Would prefer a woman without her own kids. If you're not open to more, that's something we can talk about.
>about me
5'11", ~250lbs (losing the weight) white man. Sea Green-Blue eyes, medium-length brown hair. Usually cleanshaven, maybe a goatee at most. Independently wealthy tradesman and all-around Southern stereotype. Very health and politically conscientious. Generally an old soul and an aspiring self-sufficiency guy.
>interests
Politics, history, art, cooking, woodworking, bushcraft, homesteading, theology, philosophy, fishing, hunting, trapping, vintage/retro music, self-improvement
>contact information
Discord: not_a_scalie

>ASL
22/m/TX
>Orientation
Gay, pre-MtF
>Status
NEET
>Looking for
Someone to live with as their live-in bf or fwb & help fund togheter for my transition
>Willing to relocate?
Yes definetly
>tag
vagrant555

>>34912576
are you willing to relocate in europe? are you into men or women?

>>34892079
>>34893354
>>34893359

>Local chud unable to determine typo from 5'11 -> 5'1

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>>34885423
Bro.
Put the fuckin' pipe down and get some sleep.

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>>34895922
4chan is one helluva range in terms of meeting people. You're either going to have an interaction that no one outside of this subculture will believe in terms of how catastrophic it goes or you'll find a really great person that is at least good for a few months.
In any case, I can't date fuckin' Normies anymore - I can't meaningfully relate to them anymore. I'd rather sit at home, listen to my own music, be comfy, browse threads, add people and drink my own booze than try the bar scene ever again.
Everything got objectively shittier post-COVID. It's like after the lockdowns everybody forgot how to just fuckin' kick it in a public place. To top that off, all the places near me I liked to go mostly closed or changed drastically after the plandemic. Plus for me and what I'm looking for I'd be better off looking in places like this than trying to date IRL.
OP >>34897701 is also right. The only girls I have met who even come close in terms of a certified freakshow were on MeetMe. If you know about that app it was so fuckin' cash back in the day; if you lived in a rural place or smaller city, you used to get tons of hits versus any other app.

>asl
23/M/UK, South West
>status
NEET with savings, happy to work
>looking for
Really just to move somewhere else more than anything. Anywhere in england, with anyone who might be described as 'weird', so pretty much anyone desperate enough to post here.
I feel deeply unhappy with my position both physically and mentally in life and have for a long while, so I'm hoping moving away from everything and interacting with new people in a new place might help solve the 'blank slate' problem I feel I have. As a whole I've lived a very sheltered existence up until fairly recently and now I've broken free of that I'm still kind of stuck here and unable to do anything with that newfound agency.
I offer no benefits besides being a living human being, nor a particularly attractive one as a somewhat overweight hairy man. I'll accept just about any arrangement that isn't blatantly abusive.
>interests
Vintage electronics, games that take more time reading a wiki/learning the controls than the average games' entire length, I know some simple tracks on classical guitar. Really anything you might describe as complex both from a positive and negative standpoint.
>contact
greenanemone on discord

>Status:
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
Late 30's, British Male, Straight

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Southwestern UK, and no

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)

Open to considering maid arrangements, but primarily seeking long term BDSM style engagements, with those either looking to be trained, or with some degree of prior experience. Autistic girls prefered.

Being an animal lover is required, we won't get along if you're allergic to the cat.

>Contact ~
untoldpossibilities_76400

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>>34893390
kik: sartreart

>>34929966
discord?

>>34893390
if rhine area then drop a contact

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>>34930274
zuckerembolie

>ASL
29 M Scotland

>looking for
Neets, Hikkineets, Girl failures, Femcels, Goonettes
IDC about looks just be a porn addict

>not looking for
Others

>about me
financially retired neet

>interests
Gooning, travel (maybe?)

I could add more but this is the most important. Better to ask the rest if you're interested in this.

>contact information
NEETMAXXER123@proton.me

>>34895922
No shit. If you're not gonna work and pay the bills then how else are you going to contribute?

>Status:
Provider / Semi-Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
35 male straight

i own a house. bored, depressed, might have PTSD. I like cosplay, anime, strategy games. I like the paranormal and occult. I've been studying random religions and new age spiritual stuff. I love cartoons and act like one. Dog owner.

>Location
Michigan. Detroit area. (not black)

>Looking for:
maid
roommate
friends
FWB
relationship

mainly looking for women because the few time I've met with men it's been awful. NO TROONS YALL ARE FUCKING INSANE. I'll only provide fully if it's for a short amount of time if you give me a good reason or are actually responsible and semi have your shit together. Other than that I expect payment, whether it's in money, cleaning or more. I'm pretty laid back despite everything but I'm also not going to be afraid to put my foot down if you're turning my house in to a garbage dump.

leave contact info if interested.

>>34895922
they always were about sexual arrangements are you fucking insane, going back to 2015 they were about sexual arrangements. please, please, please take your dumb signalling with you when you fuck off this board.
it's all about sex. it always has been. fuck off.

>>34932530
No shit. Look at the people looking for providers. They literally are only in it for the fucking money.

>Guys I don't want to work and I don't actually care about you on any personal level. Please just let me use you like an object.
>What? You only want and see me as an object?? NOOOOOOOOOO STOP IT HOW DARE YOU I'M A HUMAN!!!

Niggas honestly think this shit is a free ride lul.

looking for someone who will let me live with them and let me drink as much as i want in exchange for anything you desire

im a neet female, in my 20s, in the us and only have email (if thats okay)

>>34888048
Holy shit wife material, check your friend requests.

>>34934189
Whatd your email then?

>>34934189
You can come live with me!

>>34934189
>anything you desire
Can you garden?

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>>34932831
I had a girl who expected me to help pay her last month's rent and then pay for her to move down in with me before we'd ever even had a voice call and she wasn't even a US citizen.
Like we ain't all newfags out here.

>>34934189
soljaboyshinji@gmail.com

>>34934189
my email is suchadream@proton.me

>>34934189
>>34937006
I did something like this with a FWB one summer between semesters while she was transferring universities and it was pretty nice.
It wasn't really pre-negotiated to be that, but I agrred to keep her stocked in handles of bottom shelf vodka so she'd stay out of my good shit and she just decided on her own to try to stay blackout drunk all summer and repeatedly remind me "if I seem into it, do whatevs".

Am I going to find you unconscious on the bathroom floor in a puddle of body fluid(s) when I get home from work?
Are you light enough to be easily moved and cleaned?

>Status:
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
Late 30's, British Male, Straight

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Southwestern UK, and no

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)

Open to considering maid arrangements, but primarily seeking long term BDSM style engagements, with those either looking to be trained, or with some degree of prior experience. Autistic girls prefered.

Being an animal lover is required, we won't get along if you're allergic to the cat.

>Contact ~
untoldpossibilities_76400 (Discord)
UntoldPossibilities@proton.me (Email)

>>34885412
>A/S/L
31 M Germanistan
>Status
Retired (Unable to work due to not conforming to the wageslave system)
I though 'work' for spreading awareness, understanding and higher consciousness
>What are you looking for
Compatible people that share my mindset without delusions. Ideally someone local to meet and interact with, although when it comes to intimate things I'm definitely
not into hairy, beards, masculines and chubbies. I'm an androgynous male that some mistake for a women or fetishize. I don't like gender roles but I submit to this
avataras biological destiny to some extend. I seek for the advanced knowledge and those that seek it too. Those that dare the transgression and are not afraid.

For physical meetups I might have a garden area that requires a lot of effort as no one helps me and my ex relationship left me with immense fiancial burden I have
been working in no-money style for years and adapted very well to it. The garden is making progress but a mere blueprint for my future, one without (human) neighbors
is certain. You can become part of this process and we see where it will lead. Just do not force interaction if you do not geuininely resonate with my wording and
seek for a superficial relation or someone to exploit.

We might play video games excessively together or if you are into gardening you could help me in my projects to gain experience on your own. Someone for no-money camping
and illegal freedom would also be nice as that is one of the things I intend to do in the future. We could spend a lot of time in the forest together, maybe get high,
do duties, hunt for mushrooms, look out for cute spiders and possibly other things.

>>34888048
>>34934275
Okay never mind guys she’s an absolutely insane BPDemon and not even in a fun way. Avoid at all costs.

>>34934275
>>34951597
>wife material
>she

God you're pathetic.

>>34885412
few questions
1. are you ok with black ppl?
2. would you be willing to take someone in for a shorter stay (like 2 months?) just for funsies? im not even homeless or anything it js sounds like a fun experience, assuming my organs dont get harvested

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