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>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male, Late 30's, straight
>Location
Southwest UK, near Bristol
>About me
Decent full time employment, writer, reader, enjoy a quiet life. Don't smoke or drink.
>Looking for:
Autistic or abused girls, or those who enjoy controlling dynamics for meaningful conversation and exploring long term relationships.
>Not looking for
Non-Biological Women
>Contact
Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400
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Excitable young fellow 30/M/Exeter seeks fun-loving cutie with a love for things like flowers, anime, dolphins, stars and the internet.
Preferably seeking girls that are actually from the UK or can easily relocate, any legal age is fine.
It would be nice to go for coffee and stuff at first but I'm a long term thinker too - do you like travelling? We could go somewhere nice maybe or go to the seaside for a beach day since the weather's improving, I love swimming and I'm a beginner surfer if you want to do that too. Also if you want to make sweet love under the moon, that's OK with me
I don't have a job. I live off government money. If that bothers you too much, that's okay. I just promise that I can hold up my side of any financial stuff - I will not borrow from you, I will pay my fair share of outings, and I will make sure to honour birthdays and Christmas.
I am super kind and gentle so please make yourself easy and comfortable in my company. I'll take care of you if you'll take care of me. Maybe a good, loving relationship will form if we both put in effort to be open with each other :)
I have a passion for the old web so I'm gonna drop my email here: thanquee@gmail.com
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>ASL
20, M, Manchester
>location
preferibly north west
>uni student comp sci, don't really care for my degree, i read lots of manga and play touhou and rythmn games and lift alot and grapple daily, also big into mlp
>looking for
male friends to converse and hang with especially if into martial arts (HEMA included) i need more people to talk to or spar with locally, i don't really care about women but if ur interesting as a woman i dont mind
>not looking for
old men who are weird and sexual ive had like 10 different old men try and femmenise me on discord please stop
>contact
disc: asurax10
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>>34940236
Taking selfies is gay, yes. It's for women and their narcissism. Or insecure faggots. Growing your hair long like that is pretty homosexual too. There's no reason for it besides vanity, if he gets into a fight he's gonna get thrown around by his hair like a woman. It all comes from a place of deep insecurity and narcissism.
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>I don't really care about women
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>ASL
27M Aberdeen
Aging heterotwink NEET looking for a cute young woman, either British or European, to chat with and maybe meet up with. I study languages, music and I'm interested in geopolitics and too many other fields to name. Dual nationality so I don't have an Aberdonian or British accent.
>Contact
Discord: matt270173
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Mention PAWG in opening message or I won't reply.
Looking for someone to also become long-term obsessed with my blonde British PAWG ex.
Doing things like saving all her pics, daily gooning to her, daily chatting about her, coming up with new ideas of what we can do, trading pics of her back and forth with eachother when we goon to her even if they are repeats..
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>asl
43/m/UK (Alternate between Northern Ireland and London; currently in Spain as a novelty)
>Description
Been on this godforsaken site for longer than I care to admit and I absolutely blame it for 95% of the problems in my life, personal accountability be damned. Now I’m a middle aged burnout with a drinking problem. But hey, still have a full head of hair and an amusing accent.
>Looking for
Biological females; the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto. You WILL score many bonus points for crazy, ostentatious hair, either in style or colour. It’s a literal weakness.
>Not looking for
If you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. As naive as it might be I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional despite being on 4chan but if you’ve spend your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions or lack the ability to defend your own, then save both our time.
>Interests and Hobbies
All the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify them as “hobbies”. I’d appreciate someone taking the time to introduce me to new music though as I’m well out of touch and, frankly, fully slipped into “grumpy old man” territory and would like to be dragged out of it with extreme prejudice, but be advised I’m frustratingly difficult to please and fully admit it but I genuinely think people who know me will say I’m worth the effort.
>Contact
Discord: david_ononymous
Snapchat: NewPoorDecision
Telegram: @NewPoorDecision
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M 32 Leeds.
Literally just want so done to take advantage of me. The chavvier you are the better but as long as your not a total sissy then we can be "friends"
Friends in the way im just kept around to make your life easier and more entertaining.
Don't mind if your old and fat and rude or skinny young and just want to get off. Whatever is fine.
Its cool if you want to manipulate me into a relationship too. Literally anything
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23m/boy/London
23m, got medium long hair, smooth, im lookin for tops to hang out with an maybe get railed by.
i get my uni money next monday and i wanna meet up with cool people. i'm fun and cool i promise. london peeps only pwease.
pic is my booty.
discord: estrelarchico
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> asl
F 23 looking M
> About me
I like to have fun, meet new friends and play while I'm horny with my pussy and ass
> Looking for
Someone to talk or have fun to have fun together, no, meetings only online.
> Not looking for
Bored ppls
> Contact
Kik shainat21
Telegram @A557pp
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>About Yourself
M 40 UK nottingham
quiet, solemn, reserved gentlemen I love to treat women as pets, sexual slaves, and toys. Enjoy light bondage, gagging and a little pain play. I have a few more kinks extreme ones, but you will have to earn them looking for some casually chatting about my Kinks and normal random stuff too. Prefer long conversations and long-term
>Hobbies/Interests
Gaming (varies a lot depending on mood)
Music (old school)
Dungeons& dragons
comics
Warhammer 40k
Anime/manga
audiobooks
>Into
roleplay/ageplay, pet/primal play/breeding/group/noncon/cuck/incest/age gap/
>Looking for
People to chat with, vibe with, and maybe build genuine connections over time. Nothing super forced, just seeing where things go.
>Info
Kik: NimrodNyx
Telegram: @GrimmBaron
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>>34939233
Im a misogynistic guy, can I get paid to live a cool life with you? I'll find all the whores and bring them back. Im actually a stud at talking to and getting numbers but I don't do well in relationships cause im short tempered when bitches want to change me
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24 "male" uk
>looking for
looking for fun pervy long term friends to have fun with and talk about fantasies, trade henitai/porn/ nudes etc. I love femdom and only into femboys/mtfs/twink etc anyone fem. i like being humiliated and put in my place.
>not into
boring ppl, masculine guys, one time chats and being begged for nudes, into most things just not nsfl gore type stuff but i like having my limits pushed :p
>discord
prettygay.
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25 yr old sissy in UK with little experience and I want to become a permanent submissive sissy to a dominant man.
Fantasy involves living with a landlord where I don’t pay rent but am required to pay by doing whatever he wants. Or going on holiday with a man who just wants me there for company and to have fun in the hotels at night. Or being hired as an assistant / secretary who spends all day under your desk.
Only want DMs from people who are seriously interested in feminising me over a longer period of time.
disc: r7777priv
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>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male, 23, straight
>Location
Lincolnshire 20 mins east of Lincoln
>About me
Work offshore, into caving, climbing, hiking and scuba diving - anything outdoorsy or with relation to boats. Into wrenching on vehicles, riding motorcycles, reading, mainly military history (19th century being my fav) and chilling out.
>Looking for:
Hoping to make friends in Lincolnshire with either men or women. Not really looking to pursue a romantic or sexual relationship right now but open to seeing what happens.
>Not looking for
Gold diggers, needy women, people who don't go outside.
>Contact
Discord - thereactivated
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tele: @Homuraakemi123
South east(Essex) soon to be 18 will do pretty much anything to make you happy even if you wanna beat me (just not into scat or vomit). Twink virgin but I’ve given Head like…once so.
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f you have some st0len nudes of girls you know irl, or if you know a girl who does OF in secret, i got some free services i can offer you.
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>>34946387
I'm doing fine as is dude, besides, I'm not just looking for standard whores, I'm looking for the ones that are mentally fucked and are seeking what I'm offering without significant coaxing and manipulation. Feel free to add me though if you wanna chat.
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>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
M / 41 / Straight
>Location
London
>About me
Into extreme fitness routines and cross country marathons. Loves hiking and swimming
>Looking for:
Women with extreme fitness routines. If you do it to the point of selfharm hit me up too
>Not looking for
Underage or fat
>Contact
Discord - itsjjinnit
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Looking for someone to also become long-term obsessed with my ex. She's British and has a big fat arse. Bonus if you're British too
Doing things like saving all her pics, daily gooning to her, daily chatting about her, coming up with new ideas of what we can do, trading pics of her back and forth with eachother when we goon to her even if they are repeats.
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>ASL
19/M/South East
Bi/Pansexual
Depressed, lonely, into computers and programming and anime and vidya (specifically city builder games and things adjacent) probably gonna get kicked out of uni cyuz retarded
>Looking For
Someone to to talk to I guess, including lewd
>Contact
bakedpotato_15948
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>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male, Late 30's, straight
>Location
Southwest UK, near Bristol
>About me
Decent full time employment, writer, reader, enjoy a quiet life. Don't smoke or drink.
>Looking for:
Autistic or abused girls, or those who enjoy controlling dynamics for meaningful conversation and exploring long term relationships.
>Not looking for
Non-Biological Women
>Contact
Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400
Email - UntoldPossibilities@proton.me
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24f UK. I want to be the slave to the most sadistic person I can find. In person would be preferred.
If you have any kinks you can introduce me to that will make me even more fucked up, please do share. I'd happily give my life for the right master x
I just want someone I can worship with my pain.
Telegram: @daximillion
Discord: l1lm1ssp1ggy
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26 male
anyone on here actually just looking for friends to hang out with? north west but i am willing to drive. i wanted to go to boiler room x teletech last year but had no one to go with, so someone down for going to raves or just wherever would be cool
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19/male/Straight
>Location
Northwest
>About me
Into visual novels (I love them so much- I write my own but they never end up finished (´ー∀ー`). Subahibi is my favourite and I'd love to hear yours if you have any! If not- I'll be able to tell you about mine!)
I like obscure internet culture references and stupid stuff that happened online years ago. I will tell you interesting internet stories, because I'm good at telling them to people, I'm a good talker & listener! I've been told I have a very attractive voice- and I've got a pretty strong vocal range too.
Appearance? I'm white, blondish messy hair, average build.
>Looking for
Long-term relationship with a girl who I think is cute and shares a few of my interests.
I have a very firm type, which is very broad. The more different a girl is the more attractive she is. Loser girls, neet girls, femcels, weirdo girls, needy/clingy girls, obsessive girls (i'm a healthy ammount of obsessive myself), pervy girls, autistic or aspie, socially anxious or shy girls (I'm a very patient and understanding person with any woman I'm talking to.) The more different you are from a boring normie the more I will find you interesting!
Appearance? Doesn't matter much, I think white and east-asian girls are a little cuter & glasses are adorable but personality and voice/accent is what matters the most to me. (slavic accents melt my soul, but shy/awkward voices are good no matter the accent. Lisps are adorable too! I've fallen in love over voice alone before.) Your build doesn't really matter so long as you aren't the size of jupiter.
I'm open to dms from ppl outside of the UK too btw!
>Not looking for
Men (unless you wanna talk visual novels- my dude!) or trans
Anyone over 30
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>What can I provide?
Daily morning & night messages, as much attention and care as you need. I become attached easily as a friend, but when I fall in love I become incredibly romantic. I will message all the time if I like you (I do have a job but they let me text during work if its not busy, I'm available on discord most hours of the day). If we get a good connection, we can meet IRL too!! (Matching internet-reference shirts on a date are my dream!) I'm also a very sexual & kinky person (I read eroge lmao) but only when you're ready & comfortable for it (if we both like each-other, of course.).
>Contact
Discord: Vladmesa
Can't wait to see your messages! (´・ω・`)
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26/M/Midlands
Bi guy looking for a guy to be friends with or fuck with, I'm into loads of games and make music sometimes, I'm willing to travel if need be (I have a big black cock too)
Kik: deltazeta01
Feel free to reply if you want me to add you on discord too
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>>34960269
Not even a date first or epic gamer time?
>Bold
I'm Scottish, but that gives me the fear. This is coming from someone already in a poly relationship pretty much too, so i imagine most will be the same. Unless /soc/ is truly this horny 24/7.
Can you tell i'm new here?
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I'm Scottish, 24 and a dood like most here. In a relationship already with someone who is quite open and whatnot (Working on poly dynamics) but not intending on ruining my life or something, however i am not here to just whip out my member and hedonistically jack off to death.
I just like, want people to talk to on discord of all things. Not really with too much intent, i just want to meet like minded people. I love the humanities, i have a degree in cyber and i'm quite chill, open and somewhat liberal i guess.
With all of this being said, if you want to chat with someone who doesn't want to chase you 24/7, Discord username : feverh
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>ASL
30/M/London
>About/Hobbies
Normie leaning guy. Lefty but not overtly political. Would rather just talk to each other than write an exposay. Music esp. seeing stuff live, self improvement, Art, dabble in film, some video games, travel
>Looking For
People to DM with about things other than just hobbies and media on a regular basis, as in become actual friends rather than just discussing products. I tend to initiate conversation.
People who I can meet up with maybe, London would be ideal but I've hung out with people from all over.
>Not Looking For
Incels, /pol/, doomer pity parties, constant negativity, server invites, teenagers, low effort convo, gooners
>Tag
harmonica_
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35m south east.
Maintenance engineer by trade. Aka the guy that does everything that doesn't need a qualification.
I'm good with my hands, I like to cook, whisky and scifi. Into pretty much exclusively trans and femboys.
Kik - Reaver2145
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>asl
19, M, West Mids
>about me
Like vidya but also like going out sometimes, really into Greco Roman history and also like classic lit/American lit
>looking for
Woman around my age to talk to for a bit and then see about dating, no coal burners tho pls
Disc is brnh1lde
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>ASL
30 / M / North West
>About/Hobbies
Bit of a loner guy, just emerging into my own life after years of caring for parents. I just got a dog so he's taking up most of my time now but I like running, walks in the countryside, gravehunting, gardening.
>Looking For
Someone to chat about day to day stuff I guess. Expose me to what's going on in the world outside my own little bubble?
>Not Looking For
pol residents, gooners, sellers
>Tag
gss95
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27M UK Midlands bull looking for fun with cucks and hotwives. Ideally after something long term and potentially irl so hit me up if you're looking for a bull who isn't afraid to be very rough in bed but respectful everywhere else. So come chat if you want something real
Telegram @FickleEnvy
Discord FickleEnvy
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31/M/North East
Looking for women aged 18+ for long term FWB type relationship. I drive so distance isn’t really an issue.
I look a little younger than I actually am, slim-fit build, dark hair, couple of piercings but no tattoos. Happy to oblige you with pics lol.
Snap:whiteyaksha777
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Join the most epic uk discord, we got fun chats, meet ups, lewd chats and more! We have had successful relationships form here and much more. Come hang out and shitpost or nice post and make friends!
https://discord.gg/VBVJBJbnTe
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>A/S/L
27/M/Staffordshire
>About me
6ft2, 118kg, black hair, black beard, glasses - Very much an introvert+anxious and struggle to talk to new people but once I trust you I can talk forever and forever (or until my social battery has gone at least into -10% lul) really into my early 2000s stuff, music, games and movies etc. currently a full time worker for a job I hate, not got too many friends like... 2 online and 1 irl. Pretty autistic with a side of ADHD, fun. Want to do more with my life but I'm very quick to go doomer ("hur dur i'm 27 my life is overrrrrr" type shit haha). Like 40k but honestly don't look into every single bit of lore there is: Like me Orkz, Like me Kriegers, 'ate dem Tau (not racist just don't like em) and love me Salamaders simple as. Also used to really be into Bolt Action and Airsoft. Favorite movies are normally crime based: Goodfellas, The Departed, Casino. Those kinds. Play some games but honestly normally too tired after work to actually play. Like Hoi4, Project Zomboid, Little Big Planet, Halo, Saints Row 2, Black Flag, Starfield (fuck off there's nothing wrong with it lmao) and Cyberpunk 2077.
>Want
Friends, hopefully become irl friends
>Don't want
"Hey dude look at my dick"... gooners basically. People outside the UK. Oh and mass friend adders who'll ghost in like 3 days :/
>Contact
Discord: amazingdigitalcunt
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I'm a 30 year old man, living in Britain, specifically Wales
I like going outside, walking and exploring new places, but I also enjoy spending time indoors, playing videogames and reading
I like people who look after themselves, are interesting and are looking to always be improving themselves/looking for new experiences, Shared interests are nice, however not the most important, it just means you can share your stuff and I can share mine and we both get a kick out of talking about what we enjoy
Physically, I'm slim, average height
If you're interested, add my discord and DM me where you're coming from, and lets see what happens
Picture is a trip to "the nipples" (two large man made hills in oxford, used by vikings to fend off an English army)
Discord : panchothe2nd
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23m/boy/London
23m, got medium long fluffy hair, smooth, im lookin for tops to hang out with an maybe get railed by.
im into getting fucked hard, you can really hurt me if you want. just turns me on more. i'm also very good at sucking cock. london peeps only pwease.
discord: estrelarchico
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19/f/ne
I'm really into grindhouse/horror movies, i love lucifer valentine movies aswell, my favourite is slow torture puke chamber, i like some games too but mostly older pc/ps2/nintendo,,. I listen to any sort of music, but if i had to pick a genre it would be hardcore punk.
im not sure what im looking for, maybe somebody i could meet up and do drugs/drink with, if you want to bully a girl into losing weight and in general I might be the one, i'm into some pretty fucked up stuff and i want to be a vessel for somebody's sadism
metalheads/punk adjacent preferred,,if you have long hair/piercings/arent a normie presenting person I will like you
thevomitgoretrilogy@proton.me
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>ASL
23, M, Scotland
>location
Glasgow
>I train MMA, Muay Thai and Jiu jitsu + gym 5x a week - Been training for 4+ years. working in IT, Never posted on a thread like this but why not. Love anime and plants!
>looking for
Male or Female friends to chill and hang with, bonus points if you are into martial arts or nerdy. I love reading books, especially Dostoevsky. I am not weirdo looking for nudes or going to be asking for them.
Usually I’m either training, working or cooking something. Would be good to have people to just chill, smoke, talk shit or even train with. Girls Included.
Add me on discord: 0xff32
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>A/S/L:
29/'Male'/Staffordshire
>About me:
5ft 7 and 95kg, hairy, boring, stupid and I need someone to humiliate and mock me. My dick is mid, I'm chubby and I'm a cuck. Message me and I'll let you know more.
>Looking for:
Someone to humiliate and mock me. Male, female or anything in between. In person would be best, but beggars can't be choosers. My dream would be for someone to tell me I'm not good enough to be with someone like them. Basically, I'm a cuck.
>Not looking for:
unhygienic people
>Discord:
tamris
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Looking for someone to also become long-term obsessed with my IRL. She's British with a fat bum. Bonus if you're British too.
You can do things like saving all her pics and showing me that you're sharing her with others, daily gooning to her, trading pics of her back and forth with me when we goon to her even if they are repeats. We can also come up with new ideas of what else we can do
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>asl
43/m/UK (Alternate between Northern Ireland and London; currently the latter)
>Description
Been on this godforsaken site for longer than I care to admit and I absolutely blame it for 95% of the problems in my life, personal accountability be damned. Now I’m a middle aged burnout with a drinking problem. But hey, still have a full head of hair and an amusing accent.
>Looking for
Biological females; the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto. You WILL score many bonus points for crazy, ostentatious hair, either in style or colour. It’s a literal weakness.
>Not looking for
If you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. As naive as it might be I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional despite being on 4chan but if you’ve spend your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions or lack the ability to defend your own, then save both our time.
>Interests and Hobbies
All the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify them as “hobbies”. I’d appreciate someone taking the time to introduce me to new music though as I’m well out of touch and, frankly, fully slipped into “grumpy old man” territory and would like to be dragged out of it with extreme prejudice, but be advised I’m frustratingly difficult to please and fully admit it but I genuinely think people who know me will say I’m worth the effort.
>Contact
Discord: david_ononymous
Snapchat: NewPoorDecision
Telegram: @NewPoorDecision
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>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Late 30s Male, Straight
>Location
North West England
>About me
Single, average build, alternate look.
Bald, bearded, piercings
Dom-leaning
Huge music nerd, play some instruments, probably tisming hard for music
>Looking for:
Petite alt women that like shouty shouty stuff as well as nice classical music
Bonus points if you like name calling, teasing and red butts
>Not looking for
Non-Biological Women
>Contact
Teleg: willow ed 72 47 (no spaces)
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>ASL
33 m Manchester
>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
Walks around the city, hiking, travelling, swimming, gym, cooking and watching TV Shows.
>Looking for
I'm looking for a sub princesses(f) to have fun with inside and outside the bedroom.
My kinks includes orgasm control, cock worship, edging, teasing, breath play, choking, impact, ass play, facefucking, bondage
>Not looking for
I'm not looking for: Male
>Contact info
Disc: wazedi
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>ASL
25 / male / Poland
>About yourself
minimalist guy who eats mainly meat, developing his own website and works a lot in a hospital saving money to buy a plot and build a home with my own hands
currently into HEMA, field medicine, bouldering, small arms tactics and folk singing/dancing (re-reading dune in english for thebl first time atm)
obviously into homesteading and permaculture, pythagoreans, alternative medicine, off-grid communities and literature
want to (and will) have at least three children, big log house and a nice orchard
>Looking for
cool people, comrades, euros, eternal enemies, fertile women, people who LOVE life
>Not looking for
cunts, ayliens, people who HATE LIFE
>Contact
hipiser
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Bumping again
Stop saying hi and then vanishing. Don't be a pussy
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>ASL:
28-M-North London
>About me:
Short, long-ish hair, top/switch, in London for the day, bored as hell.
>Looking for:
Someone to spend the rest of the day with. M or F I don't care.
>Disc:
throwawago
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Posting this again as I’m kinda looking for meets and I think I didn’t specify that lol. Sorry
tele: @Homuraakemi123
South east (Essex) 18 will do pretty much anything you want sexually. Especially if you wanna beat me and make me bleed (just not into scat or vomit). Twink virgin
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>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male, Late 30's, straight
>Location
Southwest UK, near Bristol
>About me
Decent full time employment, writer, reader, enjoy a quiet life. Don't smoke or drink.
>Looking for:
Autistic or abused girls, or those who enjoy controlling dynamics for meaningful conversation and exploring long term relationships.
>Not looking for
Non-Biological Women
>Contact
Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400
Email - UntoldPossibilities@proton.me
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>ASL
male/27/east sussex or london
>About me
tall, American(I know this gives a certain connotation), also slightly nerdy. I'm into aviation and military history, wine collecting, cooking/cuisine, classical music, classic sci-fi. Also into anime and Japanese literature since it's 4chan ig lol.
>Looking for:
cool dudes who like airplanes/military history or a cute redheaded British girl to make me want to move here permanently.
>Not looking for
uninteresting people who don't text back and can't hold a convo
>Contact
sigkircheis
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21/m/north west (manchester)
im bored and wanna hangout with drug addict foids and girlfaliures
TRANNIES AND FATTIES NEED NOT APPLY
>contact
disc: ihatemusic_
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Looking for someone to also become long-term obsessed with my IRL. She's British with a fat arse. Bonus if you're British too
You can do things like saving all her pics and showing me that you're sharing her with others, daily gooning to her, trading pics of her back and forth with me when we goon to her even if they are repeats. We can also come up with new ideas of what else we can do.
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>ASL, etc
22, Male, London (UK)
Looking for a cute boy to put in twink jail.
>Hobbies/Interests
During the week you will find me enjoying Olympic Weightlifting. As well, I love reading and I am interested in metaphysics and the history of philosophy in general.
More sporadically, I enjoy clubbing and dancing :)
>Looking for
Twinks
>Not looking for
Women. As well as guys that aren't twinks, I am exclusively attracted to boys around my age with tiny waists
>Tags & socials
Discord: _1089
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>ASL
Male, 25, South
>About me
Autistic neet with too much free time, enjoying life even if shits against me, I have the tendencies to appreciate or dislike a thing in a certain media and talk about it. (Just ask how I feel about Resident Evil or Sonic). I can be stubborn sometimes where I'll take control rather than convenience. Like spending time going gym, playing video games (emulation included), other hobbies have been dried up like art, TV (oversaturated slop), movies (give me suggestions), manga/anime (Been on hiatus)
>Looking for:
Biological women and intersex hopefully into video games even if it's roblox or candy crush, I can help diverse your taste if you're willing to try, can go both ways for me with movies / art. Bonus if you play games more than me or autistic about it.
>Not looking for
Non-Biological Women, men, trans,religious people, /pol/ tards, not being into video games, too negative, one time chats; if you don't like me just add me off rather than keep me as a friend collector, relationships, overly offensive about everything
>Contact
teddycetra
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>asl
44/m/UK (Alternate between Northern Ireland and London; currently the latter)
>Description
Been wading this Godforsaken mire for the best part of two decades and I absolutely blame it for 95% of the car crash that represents my life. Personal accountability?! How dare you.
>Looking for
Biological females in the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto. You WILL score many bonus points for crazy, ostentatious hair, either in style or colour; past or present. It remains a literal weakness I never grew out of. Over the years I’ve met some of the most wonderful people on here, equal parts joy and torment, even if we part company on good or bad terms as we descend into moral, ethical, or spiritual ruin. I’d very much like to continue this a little while longer.
>Not looking for
MEN! I can’t believe this actually needs broadcast in full capitals. Additionally: If you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. As naive as it might be I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional but if you’ve spent your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions, or lack the ability to defend your own, then pass over - you’re doing us both a favour.
>Interests and Hobbies
All the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify them as “hobbies”. No longer chasing new music; I’m clearly stuck in a decade straddling the turn of the millennium, won’t leave, and no-one can make me. If you can guess my pick for best video game ever made that ISN’T Tetris (arguably perfect) then I’ll take a look at your OF/memecoin. Only clue you’re getting is it was released in 1998.
>Contact
Discord: david_ononymous
Snapchat: NewPoorDecision
Telegram: @NewPoorDecision
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26m bi UK. Looking to meet up and goon together, love blacked, celebs, degrading girls, nn, fucking hookers. I want to fuck an escort together. I'm a cuck too. Love cheating, love voice notes, let's meet up and give in to what's between our legs
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>>34942220
Open your feet. This is a TG thread Martin Coombs.
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26 year old dominant guy here — average build, clean, discreet, and experienced. I’m respectful of boundaries and always prioritize clear communication, but once we’re playing I love taking control.
Looking for a submissive woman who’s craving some exciting no-strings fun in a hotel in Oxford today. I can host in the hotel, or I’m happy to travel to you if you’re hosting. I can pick you up or get you an Uber if needed.
I’m also very open to vanilla / regular fun if you’re not in the mood for anything kinky — just let me know what you’re feeling.
Into (if we go the kinky route):
Light to medium bondage (cuffs, rope, blindfolds)
Spanking, impact play, hair pulling
Teasing, edging, and orgasm control
Praise mixed with some degradation
Following orders, positions, throat training (if you’re into it)
Toys (I bring plenty)
Limits are respected 100%. Safe words, aftercare, and upfront communication are non-negotiable.
You: submissive mindset, eager to please, open-minded, DDF, and actually able to meet today. Bonus if you enjoy being a good girl who gets rewarded… or gently corrected when needed.
No endless chatting — if the vibe clicks from our messages, let’s make it happen.
Send me a message with a bit about you and what you’re in the mood for (kinky or vanilla). Looking forward to hearing from you.
My telegram is jamesthehub
My Kik is jamesthehub
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I am a 70 years old man with a big white cock that is interested in much younger girls... If you are one of them or want to share one with me, please message me and I will tell you what I would do.
TeleGuard: GZHMZ7WQ4
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Bio F, Mid 20's, petite and 'Girl next door' type. Based in London.
Seeking an arrangement in which I'm supported on a monthly basis. Could be a relationship, a job, D/S dynamic, or transactional.
Open to almost anything (online pref). It doesn't have to be sexual.
If interested please email me what you're looking for/expectations:
doors_closing@protonmail.com
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>ASL
18/M/UK
>about
pathetic emo nerd, im into manga, games, palaeontology and biology, or just science in general really.
>lf
anyone whos looking for me really, girls, if you want someone to tease then im your guy, tell me all your kinks and secrets
>nlf
men, people selling content
>contact
discord - c_rrion
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>ASL
29 / M / UK – West Midlands
>About Me
Chill guy, 5'7, longish hair, chubby, beard sometimes. Laid-back, but kinda horny.
>Interests
Gaming, walking, TV & movies, video editing, MTG, Warhammer 40K and whatever else catches my attention.
>What I'm Looking For
M, F and anyone in-between. All vibes welcome, I'm pan and a bit of a sub but I switch. Down to chat, but also... I kinda want to suck a dick. Haven't done it before, so seeing what's out there. Just let me know what thread you've added me from..
>What I'm Not Looking For
Unhygienic people. Take care of yourselves, people...
>Tag
Discord: tamris
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>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male, Late 30's, straight
>Location
Southwest UK, near Bristol
>About me
Decent full time employment, writer, reader, enjoy a quiet life. Don't smoke or drink.
>Looking for:
Autistic or abused girls, or those who enjoy controlling dynamics for meaningful conversation and exploring long term relationships.
>Not looking for
Non-Biological Women
>Contact
Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400
Email - UntoldPossibilities@proton.me
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>ASL
18 M London
>abt me
i'm an emo loser, a bit of a hopeless romantic, i like manga and anime, i'm also quite into stem more specifically biology, maths, palaeontology.
>lf
girls, i'm quite vanilla, i do like girls who are a bit more teasing though, or desperate goonettes if they really exist
>nlf
dudes or anyone selling stuff
>contact
c_rrion
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24M UK
I'm starting to get bored of simply porn and am craving a connection and to have someone to talk about it to without it being taboo or uncomfortable. I want to have a naughty chat with a girl without expectations and holding up appearances from either side.
My hobbies/interests: video games, manga/anime, DIY, woodworking, tech and computers.
>Looking for
I'd love to chat and get to know each other a little, but also to chat about kinks and preferences/fantasies, roleplay scenarios, play some dirty games (would you rather, truth or dare, etc.) and chat about porn. I'm also open to any ideas or suggestions.
I'd also like to chat about SFW things too like hobbies, interests, or even small things like how our days were. I also mainly play story based RPGs, with some of my favourites being Nier: Automata, Yakuza, RDR2, God of War, and Sekiro Shadows Die Twice. I really like jrpgs and enjoy the persona series.
But if you're only interested in one or the other that's perfectly fine too
>Not looking for
Guys, trannies, sellers, cheaters (idc if you're in an open relationship), cucks,
>Kinks/Limits
I'd say my kinks are Outfit control, risky sex, clothed sex, free use, teasing and denial, praise, aftercare, voyeurism.
Limits would be gore, scat, pain, rim, rape, cuck, etc.
Lost my old teleguard so posting again
>Contact info
Discord: horny_alt0559
Teleguard: JBFLAPWW7
Kik: john_doedeedoo
All throwaways for nsfw
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>ASL
29 m south england - gay bottom
>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
5'8, smooth body, blonde hair, blue eyes, slim build. I work full time in marketing.
High sex drive, can be submissive.
Hobbies include politics, history, reading, travelling, going to pubs/bars sometimes, watching tv, etc.
Left wing, but into right wing guys. Love the forbidden love element.
I'm not nerdy, not the average 4chan user, but looking for the opposite.
>Looking for
Ideally a relationship with a top, white, guy who is looking for something long term.
Bonus points for guys who are dominant, nerdy and/or right wing. Also into furries.
>Not looking for
Bottoms
>Contact information
Discord: keepmeonurradar
Telegram: twb96
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>asl
44/m/UK (Alternate between Northern Ireland and London; currently the latter)
>Description
Been wading this Godforsaken mire for the best part of two decades and I absolutely blame it for 95% of the car crash that represents my life. Personal accountability?! How dare you.
>Looking for
Biological females in the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto. You WILL score many bonus points for crazy, ostentatious hair, either in style or colour; past or present. It remains a literal weakness I never grew out of.
>Not looking for
MEN! I can’t believe this actually needs broadcast in full capitals. Additionally: If you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. As naive as it might be I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional but if you’ve spent your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions, or lack the ability to defend your own, then pass over - you’re doing us both a favour.
>Interests and Hobbies
All the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify them as “hobbies”. Feel free to try dragging me out of the early turn of the millennium because it seems I refuse o leave. Over the years I’ve met some of the most wonderful, creative people on here - equal parts joy and torment, even if we part company on good or bad terms as we descend into moral, ethical, or spiritual ruin. I’d very much like to continue this a little while longer, before I inevitably get too old to be interesting, even on here.
>Contact
Discord: david_ononymous
Snapchat: NewPoorDecision
Telegram: @NewPoorDecision
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>ASL
18 M UK
>abt me
emo loser, a bit of a hopeless romantic, i like manga (i love tokyo ghoul), video games, i'm also quite into stem more specifically biology, maths, palaeontology.
>lf
girls, i'm quite vanilla, i do like girls who are a bit more teasing though, i'd also like to get to know who i'm speaking to before anything
>nlf
men or anyone selling content
>contact
c_rrion
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>About
Japanese student living in England. Second language so be patient. I like reading and dressing up.
>Looking for
Friends and discord servers with friends or people that can help talk about culture in England.
>discord
reinarun
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>ASL
25, M, Northern England
>About
Guy who works in computing whos a big fan of board games and creative writing, specifically the creation of characters side of it. I’d be happy to show off that kinda stuff too, so please do ask!
Been doing what I can to improve my life, and it’s going well! I’m happy with myself so want to share said happiness with others.
>looking for
A lass to date, around my age would likely be best. Would be great if we had similar hobbies and were willing to bang one another.
>not looking for
While it is nice to be hit on by men, I’d prefer that not keep happening as that’s happened a lot now.
>contact
disc: hkxant
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>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male, Late 30's,
>Location
North West England
>About me
Big dicked chef who can cum multiple times a day
>Looking for:
Cute, petite women who like big dicks, cum, getting objectified and facials
>Not looking for
Guys
>Contact
telegram willowed7247
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I just want to hear more regional accents! I forgot how fun they can be.
>asl
44/m/UK (Alternate between Northern Ireland and London; currently the latter)
>Description
Been wading this Godforsaken mire for the best part of two decades and I absolutely blame it for 95% of the car crash that represents my life. Personal accountability?! How dare you.
>Looking for
Biological females in the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto. You WILL score many bonus points for crazy, ostentatious hair, either in style or colour; past or present. It remains a literal weakness I never grew out of.
>Not looking for
MEN! I can’t believe this actually needs broadcast in full capitals. Additionally: If you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. As naive as it might be I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional but if you’ve spent your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions, or lack the ability to defend your own, then pass over - you’re doing us both a favour.
>Interests and Hobbies
All the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify them as “hobbies”. Feel free to try dragging me out of the early turn of the millennium because it seems I refuse o leave. Over the years I’ve met some of the most wonderful, creative people on here - equal parts joy and torment, even if we part company on good or bad terms as we descend into moral, ethical, or spiritual ruin. I’d very much like to continue this a little while longer, before I inevitably get too old to be interesting, even on here.
>Contact
Discord: david_ononymous
Snapchat: NewPoorDecision
Telegram: @NewPoorDecision
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>>34972475
DMed. She immediately offered to sell IRL beastiality vids, and old CSAM of herself (picrel is offer). Would the mods please do something about this?
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This is absolutely a waste of time but fuck it, it might work.
41 M Southeast England. I’m a 6ft tall, burly, bearded and rugged beast of a man who looks exactly like what I am. The type who will ruin you slowly, thoroughly and with smile on my face.
Day to day I’m a quiet, geeky and easygoing guy who smiles and blends in. I have worked incredibly hard over my life to achieve my goals and live a somewhat comfortable life.
That’s the mask I hide behind. When I’m alone the mask drops and you meet the calm and merciless sadist I’ve been for over twenty two years.
I enjoy intense degradation, dehumanisation and humiliation. I will strip you of every last ounce of your dignity, your rights and own you outright.
Telegram; alexb007
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F/19/Scotland
lonely girl with no irl friends looking to make community or friendship in real life, inv me to servers pls
interests : i make and collect dolls, art, political discussion, fashion, sewing, cooking, i love cats and all animals very much. i love gaming and my favourite franchise is silent hill. I love nature.
im a national socialist and a christian so if that bothers you, dont add. want to meet other likeminded people/communities near me that share the same beliefs
discord : princesspolka
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>ASL
33 / M / Norfolk
>About me
6'1 skinny white man, with broad shoulders, grey eyes, a full head of dark brown hair, and a reasonably attractive (maybe even semi-handsome?) face.
I'm into photography, especially nature photography. I live in the country, so I like to go for long walks with my dog and camera and see what animals we can spot.
Whenever I go on trips, I also enjoy street photography. My most recent trip was to Japan, where I must've taken 1000+ pictures around Tokyo. It was a blast.
I currently write for a living, and I'm also building my own business.
>Looking for
I'd like to meet a woman who's creatively minded and intellectually curious.
So if you like to read, explore museums and art galleries, or you have some sort of creative hobby, such as writing, painting, dancing, etc, then feel free to message me.
>Not looking for
Don't message me if you don't read any books at all. Sorry, we're not compatible.
Also, don't message me if you have any tattoos. No hate, just not my thing.
Finally, don't message me if you're suicidal, or bipolar, or schizophenic. I can't save you.
>Contact
artvandelayltd@protonmail.com
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>ASL
18 M UK
>abt me
skinny emo virgin,
as far as hobbies go, im into: guitar, games, manga, anime, palaeontology, emo, post hardcore, deathcore, metalcore.
switch but i can go either way.
>lf
girls 18-25, idrm much about body type or anything, i'd also like to get to know who i'm speaking to before anything.
>nlf
men or anyone selling stuff
>contact
c_rrion
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>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male, Late 30's, straight
>Location
Southwest UK, near Bristol
>About me
Decent full time employment, writer, reader, enjoy a quiet life. Don't smoke or drink.
>Looking for:
Autistic or abused girls, or those who enjoy controlling dynamics for meaningful conversation and exploring long term relationships.
>Not looking for
Non-Biological Women
>Contact
Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400
Email - UntoldPossibilities@proton.me
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Horny and throbbing for celebs. Looking for buds who will trib, roleplay/catfish me as celebs. If you’re on discord and you cam, I can feed you pics. Sometimes I can too. Let’s have some fun.
Kik/Telegram: Throwawayalt97
Disc: throwawayuser97
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THE INTERNET IS DYING AND SO ARE YOU! C:
So make likeminded friends while you can before venturing into The Dark Forest…
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>Homofash server for 18+, Anonymous Aryan Androphiles (this means gay)
>No Women, No Troons, Coons, AGP’s, Prison Gays, and most of all absent of schlomo and the gang- We only Host the finest of Aryan-Goyim Banquets!
>VC, Movies, Vidya, Conversations and good friends!
>masc 4 masc, masc 4 fem etc
>long term community of vetted members/frens! NOT Open to Wenches or Whores.
>Open to- Far right, Fascists and Monarchists, SFW & Anti-Porn
>Requirements: 18+, Gay or Bi, White and enough jolly Hatred to go around!
>join -
https://discord.gg/AgK94e6FQf to apply today!
> >NA, UK, EUR, AU, NZ, SAF-Encouraged to apply!
P.S Admins keep banning us for spam/Flood even though we do not yet let cuck, nigger, weirdo fetish threads slide- it shows where their interests are and what they like since they are letting the board die- fuck em, jannies need to get gassed, fuck you, you rotten kike whoresons, if you have a problem you can come talk to us directly!
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>ASL
28/M/East of England
>about me
White, dark hair, blue eyes, tall, hairy, teacher, typically dominant in sexual interactions.
>into
im bi, so f, t and m welcome, femme dudes preferred though. I’m into a lot of different kinks, so chances are if it’s not listed in my ‘not into’ then it’s something I like, or am willing to try.
>not into
Scat, gore
>discord
Strikeout1471
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29 m Bristol
Thinking of finding a bro to regularly goon with and generally milk each other stupid lol. Not too experienced with guys so would love to find a guy who I can get on with and who’s up for spending time watching porn and practising some sloppy head on each other
TG: X3AXBZJPW
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Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Cis male, 31, gay
>Location
Sussex, near Brighton
>About me
I'm 5"9, 160lbs, white, slim, long hair. I look way younger - kinda aging twink vibes and mildly fem. I live alone, have a job and am actually pretty normie except that I spend a lot of my spare time letting random dudes nut inside of me
>Looking for
Hook ups and chats. I like straight curious guys, especially younger, but anyone chill and masculine can DM
>Not looking for
Bottoms/submissives, crossdressers, anyone too faggy or fem including actual femanons. It's a ying/yang thing
>Contact
Snap: bamuhbamboo
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23m/boy/London
23m, got medium long hair, smooth, im lookin for tops to hang out with an maybe get railed by.
i get my uni money next monday and i wanna meet up with cool people. i'm fun and cool i promise. london peeps only pleasey.
pic is my booty.
discord: estrelarchico
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>ASL
21. Slutty Boytoy Wife.
>sexuality
Femboy switch
>about you/toxic traits
I'll make you gay as fuck
>what you're looking for
Looking for those who want a dirty little secret in their life & can treat me properly.
Into pref taken men, older men.
>discord/contact tag
jessikoxox
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>ASL
24/M/Ireland
>About yourself
bouncer at a nightclub (pic rel literally me) , do mma and jiu jitsu, somewhat melancholy and blunt but i warm up a bit when i get to know you, im told im a good conversationalist (if you put in the effort too), i can kinda mold to whatever vibe ur looking for pretty well if you communicate it to me
>Looking for
blunt and honest actors who will tell me what they want and what they want me to stop doing (i wont get offended)
>Not looking for
people who want low communication (being a drama whore is fine if you talk about it properly)
>Contact
Zoggere
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Attention anons.
If you've ever wanted to try sharing your girl, or thought about trying it but never knew how to start? Come chat with me and we can slowly push your boundaries. It's all private and you can stop when you please.
Honestly I just like a bit of a chat and we can see where it leads. Scottish is always a bonus
Telegram @shesminen0w
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interested in losing your viriginity with me ? I'll make it something you'll never forget.
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>ASL
29/m/bucks
>interests/about
Vidya and anime, proper hikki for the majority of my life.
>looking for
A reasonably cute girl that will live with me and bear my children.
>not looking for
Anything else.
>discord
god5304
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>ASL
18/M/UK
>Describe/About Yourself
I'm a college student learning business with the intention to go to university however if given the right opportunity. I am 6'1 and in the 60s KG weight wise i'm also a femboy! Happy to answer any questions at all! I don't mind if you're a woman or a man.
>Hobbies/Interests
I love reading, gaming, gooning, movies that sort of thing
>Looking for
Preferably reach out if you're interested in dating and having me live with you. i'd love to get to know you. If you have any questions at all i'd be more than willing to answer them. I'm pretty open kink wise just no scat and i'm more on the submissive side I do enjoy more toxic elements within a relationship but again reach out to me for more details on that ^~^
>Not looking for
Anyone super out of shape
>Tags & socials
Discord: lulu_alternate
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> gender/age/sexuality
Male/31/bi
>Location
Kent/Maidstone
> About me
I'm a weed smoking gardener who loves video games, taking long walks, painting Warhammer, and masturbating.
> Looking for
M or F gaming mates/jerk buddies. Big bonus if you are local to my area but no big deal if not really!
> Contact
Tele: LimboLombo
Disc: hobojones9001
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They are all one id my guy. Put them together
Also bump.
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23 / F / Domme / Brixton London
Hi there 4chaners! i came by to seek a determined submissive kinky nerd guy who is single, live alone aged between 24 - 50. doesnt matter if you're no experience as long as you are trainable and willing to fully undergo into long term ownership basis online or IRL. Virgin is also welcum x
Dont hesitate to add me on my Telegram @QueenDianeee and Kik at GoddessofloveDiane
I dont bite :) be kind... Cheers!
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>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
20, M, Straight
>Location
Northwest
>About me
Currently a student finished second year recently and working full time, for my hobbies id say i recently got into film (so please give me recommendations), some reading, diy projects in tech, cyber security stuff like that and hyper fixating on random eras of history. but i also like simple things like nature and coffee haha.
but besides the hobbies im 5,11 eastern european and average / gym ish build. (not FAT)
>Looking for:
preferably a relationship but i also wouldnt mind friends with people in the uk or someone who is local.
>Not looking for
creeps, weirdos or chronically online people ((i know were on 4chan but anyway))
>Contact
Discord - moscovite__
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24/trans mtf/london
>about me
second year student studying theatre lighting and sound at a conservatoire. i like cycling and 70s rock music like Steely Dan and The Doors, as well as modern stuff like Viagra Boys and Tyler The Creator.
>looking for
guys and gals to chat with and hang out and see where things go from there. i'm currently single.
pic is me, i know i dont pass lmao
>contact
discord: estrelarchico
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>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male, Late 30's, straight
>Location
Southwest UK, near Bristol
>About me
Decent full time employment, writer, reader, enjoy a quiet life. Don't smoke or drink.
>Looking for:
Autistic or abused girls, or those who enjoy controlling dynamics for meaningful conversation and exploring long term relationships.
>Not looking for
Non-Biological Women
>Contact
Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400
Email - UntoldPossibilities@proton.me
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>ASL
21. Slutty Boytoy Waifu
>Sexuality
Femboy Dom (switch)
>About you/toxic traits
I'll make you gay as fuck
>What you're looking for
Looking for those who have always knowingly or unknowingly wanted a little femboy secret in their life. Our relationship stays between us. I'm open to anyone, older men included. However, I have a thing for people cheating on their partners & picking me over them, especially full time straight men.
I love travelling, IRL meetups & taking live pictures on Kik to tease once you get to know me long-term.
>What you're NOT looking for
Desperate, random, rambling lonely men who have absolutely nothing to offer and are at the point in life where wasting peoples time has become a fetish.
>Discord/contact
Discord: itsyaboijess
Join my server to message me: (discord.gg/9AeSSbSN) - nobody can see you there, it's just to message me as I don't accept friend requests usually unless you belong to me or vice versa.
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(Invite Code = 2zUaGYf8h9)
my bad, got the invite code wrong, come message me < 3
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40 M, London
>>Sexuality
Gay
>>Looking for
I'm looking to meet a chilled and discreet dom top; ideally for something ongoing. If you just want online fun please skip me. I am based in theUAE and regularly in NY, FL and London (where I currently am for six weeks). Relocating someone to me is a possibility too. All orientations welcome.
>>About Me
5'8 white, swimmer build. I am an easy going, naturally worshipful and total bottom. I am a big foodie, love anything to do with nature, as well as a solid movie binge. Cuddles are under-rated!
>>Contacts
Discord: LoyalBtm
Snapchat: FaithfulBottom
Kik: BtmJer
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>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male 34, straight
>Location
Northwest UK, near Manchester but frequently in London
>About me
6’4” white guy, slim build, married with a successful but stressful job.
>Looking for:
A kinky secret affair with a younger girl or a mtf. We can start out chatting and sexting but I want something that results in us meeting up eventually, I travel a lot on business so can be fairly flexible with where we meet and what we do.
Ideally we’d get along, chat a a fair bit and then start exploring all those kinks you’ve always been curious about. Discretion is a must, I have a lot to lose.
>Not looking for
Time wasters, people who aren’t serious, my time is very valuable so please respect that.
>Contact
Telegram: @oro917
Discord: oli429
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>asl
f/23/ger
>looking for
Gonna be in London at the end of May. Want to meet cool people who know interesting corners/clubs/events around the city. Down to make friends and have questionably fun experiences.
>about me
stem, art history, and anime. Life lowkey in shambles and on the fence while neurotic at times. Spiritually I am an older fabulous gay man. Dislike conflicts and find humour in gross sexual topics and jokes.
>not looking for
People exclusively looking to fuck. Religious freaks (sorry its just exhausting) and straggots.
>contact
Thank you for your interest:
eqetamine2002
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>>34999244
Don't know what it is or where you're from, but I'll come with you if you're stuck. I'm in the NE and also likely older than you, but I'm not going to try and stick my dick in you. I just like doing things.
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>>35037963
If you wish to message me, thanks.
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REAL UK discord server. Shitposting, mince, footy and love of all things migrants inside
https://discord.gg/u8ZudH3cb7
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>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
M 18 Bisexual, Hypersexual, Virgin :3
>Location
East Anglia
>About me
slightly autistic femboy :3, bubblebutt, silly, retarded fag boy, i'm very cute and i know my worth!
>Looking for:
friends, lovers (horny and impulsive ones at that), someone to game with, someone to teach me hearts of iron iv, anything really! i'm into anything and everything so no real preference there, just try it!
>Contact
Discord - bloodflowers88
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>ASL
24/M/UK - Bi/Pansexual
>Location
South West
>About Me
I'm a Bi (top) musician who plays in bands and a general gig goer. Into History, Warhammer and general nerdy type shit also.
>Looking for
Either cute twinky/fem bottom guys, ftm, mtf or women. For Fwbs or just see what happens type shit. Degens encouraged
>Not looking for
Gross hairy guys, creeps, scammers, etc.
>Contact
Tele: GlingFling
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>ASL
25/M/EU
>About me
Tall (6ft+), dark (hair and eyes) and Caucasian. Darker aesthetic (clothes), fashionable. I live alone, independent thanks to my job.
Personality-wise I’m extroverted but avoidant in some cases. I’m selective about who I actually let close. Been burned before, but when I click with someone I open up more.
Interests
Gaming, nature hikes, exploring cities, socialisation. I like the balance of staying in and chilling or going out and doing things.
>Looking for
A girl, ideally (guys adding me are usually weird gay ones), who is interested in something serious. Loyal, emotionally present, and genuine is all I ask for. Open to long distance if there’s real intent to meet eventually. I date with the idea of building something stable and long-term, so hookups aren't really something I want at this point.
>Not looking for
Drama, people who make their mental health their whole personality, heavy baggage that dominates everything, or girls who just want attention/validation without putting in effort. It's weird.
I want a calm, happy, secure life with the right person. Someone I can build with, feel safe with, and actually enjoy the simple days alongside the exciting ones.
If any of this sounds interesting to you, my Discord is countolson. Thanks for not being a weirdo.
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>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male, 25, Bi
>Location
South London
>About me
6ft average guy, chilled, horny, kinda nerdy with good sized dick, vers and open to anything :) looking for any chill fun
>Looking for:
Open to explore ideas, with any individual or threesome or more... down to earth and chill, open minded
>Not looking for
>Contact
TG - 2RRZVZ95W
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32/M/UK
Username: shubbitywhoop
Befriending cats. Making music. Cooking a lot. Programming and game development. Fitness. Going into nature. Screaming to the gods and revelling in their disdain.
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>ASL
21/MtF/UK
>About
Yes I am a tranny. No I don't pass yet, I'm starting HRT very soon. In good shape, I exercise daily and eat healthily. I'm interested in lots of things, maybe you can add me to learn more about them ? ( ˘_˘ ).
>Looking for
I am looking for a husband. Think of me as investing in bitcoin in 2009. As your wife, I will cook, clean, and hang on your every word. In 2 years I will be a passoid and you'll be glad you got with me.
I am white English my family is from Scotland. I am 100% pure white Anglo-Saxon. Because I can't have children I don't really care about mixing my blood BUT you must be civilised and western if you want to add me .
>Not looking for
Losers, faggots, LARPers, religious nuts, cold texters, assholes, sex-brained chimps, etc.
> Contact
Discord: berlinheroes45
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>>35046885
miss berlin i miss you...
>>34939233
looking for more uk people:
discord.gg/MXt4kXvzg5
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>ASL
36/M/EU
>about you
Just an ordinary anon who struggles to accept the fact I have no one irl or online friends.
By true friend I mean someone who I can rely on when I need someone to talk to, or at least someone that has me in their mind and that wants to check up on me from time to time - this obviously goes both ways and its something I want to reciprocate.
Its hard to make friends post 30 as it is, and the more time goes by i wonder if its even realistically possible to still find true friends at this stage in life.
>interests/hobbies
Cars and motorsport, electronic music, movies, cooking, history, geo-politics, science, sci-fi, books.
Im also into swimming and mountain biking as im trying to get back in shape.
Recently ive been hit with a nostalgia wave, so I found myself giving some old anime shows a try - watched Evangalion and Cowbow Bebop for the first time and was blown away by how amazing these shows are each in their own right.
Im not a huge anime fan but I do appreciate it as a form of art/media, so im interested to find someone to talk about the topic and get your recommendation for what to watch next.
>looking for
Prefer people located in the EU/UK but anyone outside of that are welcome to add me as long as you are ok with the time difference.
Im looking online friend i can talk with on a daily basis and be open about any subject, without the fear of being judged - someone with whom I can try to escape reality, even for a short while.
We can share our interests, daily life struggles, past stories, hopes for the future, talk about current events or just rant to each other.
Im genuinely open to any topic/idea you have in mind so as long as we can have a respectful conversation like two adults that dont have to necessarily agree with each other.
>not looking for
Friend collectors who add and never respond, sellers and most importantly, people who cant hold a conversation.
>contact
lostin_void_
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Flirted heavily with a Welsh lass last night so I’m now addicted to that accent so if you’re from Wales, I’m all in.
>asl
43/m/UK (Alternate between Northern Ireland and London; currently the latter)
>Description
Been on this godforsaken site for longer than I care to admit and I absolutely blame it for 95% of the problems in my life, personal accountability be damned. Now I’m a middle aged burnout with a drinking problem. But hey, still have a full head of hair and an amusing accent.
>Looking for
Biological females; the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto. You WILL score many bonus points for crazy, ostentatious hair, either in style or colour; past or present. It remains a literal weakness.
>Not looking for
If you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. As naive as it might be I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional despite being on 4chan but if you’ve spend your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions or lack the ability to defend your own, then save us both our time.
>Interests and Hobbies
All the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify them as “hobbies”. I’d appreciate someone taking the time to introduce me to new music though as I’m well out of touch and, frankly, fully slipped into “grumpy old man” territory and would like to be dragged out of it with extreme prejudice, but be advised I’m frustratingly difficult to please and fully admit it but I genuinely think people who know me will say I’m worth the effort.
>Contact
Discord: david_ononymous
Snapchat: NewPoorDecision
Telegram: @NewPoorDecision
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> asl
22 F i'm horny here
> Looking for
I'm looking someone horny to have fun and play dirty I like to play with my ass, I have big tits and I love to squirt.
> No looking for
Bored ppls or mets just talk and have fun online
> Contact
Telegr4m
@A557pp
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21 - Norfolk - Male, Handsome and good looking!
Self employed, I enjoy playing guitar, drums, piano, as well as keeping physically fit! A bit of reading too. I enjoy gaming and politics, and I wouldn't mind finding someone to share these interests with.
Looking for friends, dates, anything beyond, and I enjoy travelling and exploring different cities, so don't worry about distance.
I like people with strong passionate interests and hobbies, not boring people with zero personality!
Not looking for OLD MEN! Please get away you freak!
> Discord - SealKek
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>ASL.
Male, 24, england
>About you.
I'm 6ft1, im a open minded explorer taking part in many nsfw activities, I enjoy engaging with women only
>Looking for.
My list of what im looking for can be endless but to sum it down, i like older women, if any women want to trade, talk dirty, rp, cam, share porn, make conversation (nsfw focused), or something more. My discord is the best place to contact.
>Not looking for.
No male/trans/femboy, casual conversation (although some is okay)
>Discord.
darkspectre_ <------ my display name is king julian
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Looking for someone to also become long-term obsessed with my IRL. She's cute and slim thicc with a fat arse.
You can do things like saving all her pics and showing me that you're sharing her with others, daily gooning to her, trading pics of her back and forth with me when we goon to her even if they are repeats. We can also come up with new ideas of what else we can do!
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ASL:
33/M/SE England
About me:
5'10", average build. Lover of rock/metal and musicals. A big fan of travel, exploring, long walks (bonus if there's a pint waiting at the end!). I'm not so much into gaming nowadays, but I did put a bunch of hours into FFXIV way back when, but I absolutely loved it takes two and split fiction.
Looking for:
Friends or more, someone to chat to, see if we vibe.
What I'm not looking for:
NSFW straight out of the gate, and certainly nothing like that with blokes - nothing against the LGBTQ folks, but I'm straight. Drama - life's too short for that.
Discord:
Ranmura
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>ASL
29 / M / UK – West Midlands
>About Me
Chill guy, 5'7, longish hair, chubby, beard sometimes, hairy. Laid-back, but kinda horny.
>Interests
Gaming, walking, TV & movies, video editing, MTG, Warhammer 40K and whatever else catches my attention.
>What I'm Looking For
M, F and anyone in-between. All vibes welcome, I'm pan and a bit of a sub but I switch. Down to chat, but also... I kinda want to suck a dick. Haven't done it before, so seeing what's out there. Just let me know what thread you've added me from..
>What I'm Not Looking For
Unhygienic people. Take care of yourselves, people...
>Tag
Discord: tamris
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>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male, 19, straight
>Location
Doing uni in south yorkshire, normally live in cheshire
>About me
AuDHD, socially reclusive, quiet, 5,4, studying economics
I like gaming, anime, and reading!
im kinda a loser
>Looking for:
Friend/GF just someone to talk to really.. i dont get much interaction
I also like dominant people..
>Contact
discord: llkero
(Will give u my main once i trust u)
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Why do people still come into the UK thread and give their location as UK. Well no fucking shit, man. WHERE in the UK? Do you fucks think you are gonna get doxxed if you give what city or region you are in? Nigger if you say "London" I'm not going to turn up at your door or sneak in through your window to fuck your arse. Give an actual location or don't, don't fucking say "UK" in the UK THREAD.
Also I can't belive people still come here looking for a girl. You ain't gonna find a girl on 4chan.
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22 / M/ NL
>About me
chill, affectionate, into games/music/reading
>Looking for
a boyfriend, preferably twink/femboy vibes but if we click we click
still kinda exploring things & never actually had a bf before so patience is appreciated lol(im a switch btw)
>Not looking for
dry conversations or mind games!
>discord
glhfcutie
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>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male, Late 30's, straight
>Location
Southwest UK, near Bristol
>About me
Decent full time employment, writer, reader, enjoy a quiet life. Don't smoke or drink.
>Looking for:
Autistic or abused girls, or those who enjoy controlling dynamics for meaningful conversation and exploring long term relationships.
>Not looking for
Non-Biological Women
>Contact
Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400
Email - UntoldPossibilities@proton.me
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M/23
>Location
Glasgow
>About Me
i like reading, anime, music, i like to game but not as much recently, im kind of awkward and a bit of a loser but i do have a job
i dont drink but smoke sometimes
>Looking for:
girlfriend/friend
>Not looking for
uhh idk
>Discord
steve_french0
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>ASL
28/M/Scotland
>About me
Massive self-improover into football, classical music, military history, and video games. I try to make the most of situations, so I either work my arse off on something, or I laze about in bed. I care about my health, so I keep myself quite fit and try to eat healthily when I can. I'm outgoing for an introvert, but for the most part I like staying in or small gatherings. I also don't believe in sex early on in a relationship, and I'm happy to wait until we're sure we're meant to be. I'm not religious, but I suppose I'm treating this website like a wishing well posting this.
>Looking for
A girl close by to date and eventually marry if it works out. There are really nice parks around and places to go, which I think would be perfect with a gf. She is someone who takes care of herself. Hopefully she's also into some form of classical art, sport, or some subject she likes learning about.
>Contact
discord is henry_the_survivor
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More Welsh accents please, even if it had to be clean. Holy fuck, you lot have broken me.
>asl
44/m/UK (Alternate between Northern Ireland and London; currently the latter)
>Description
Been wading this Godforsaken mire for the best part of two decades and I absolutely blame it for 95% of the car crash that represents my life. Personal accountability?! How dare you.
>Looking for
Biological females in the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto. You WILL score many bonus points for crazy, ostentatious hair, either in style or colour; past or present. It remains a literal weakness I never grew out of.
>Not looking for
MEN! I can’t believe this actually needs broadcast in full capitals. Additionally: If you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. As naive as it might be I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional but if you’ve spent your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions, or lack the ability to defend your own, then pass over - you’re doing us both a favour.
>Interests and Hobbies
All the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify them as “hobbies”. Feel free to try dragging me out of the early turn of the millennium because it seems I refuse o leave. Over the years I’ve met some of the most wonderful, creative people on here - equal parts joy and torment, even if we part company on good or bad terms as we descend into moral, ethical, or spiritual ruin. I’d very much like to continue this a little while longer, before I inevitably get too old to be interesting, even on here.
>Contact
Discord: david_ononymous
Snapchat: NewPoorDecision
Telegram: @NewPoorDecision
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Kik fusionmylf
Sharing pictures of my mum and her huge tits! Love guys detailed replies about what they like about her and what they’d do with her. More detail the more clothes come off
Essex UK let me know if your local
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>ASL
29/M/London
>About me
I like baking, going to church and raves. I want 27 children.
>Looking for:
Innernet brain rot victims to talk about autistic hobbies and interests with (e,g FNAF, EGL, humanities,) idealy in meat space over lunch ((i'll pay if ur cool)) or while dancing
>Not looking for
Normies.
>Contact
Discord - angh311
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>ASL
23, M, UK
>About you
Night off work and home alone who wants to fuck around tonight and have some fun?
Nerdy, bored and horny, certified gooner.
OBSESSED with chubby girls if you want all love and praise seek no further.
BWC, bored as fuck rn and just hook out and looking for some fun, chats / chill no bs. Dont hmu if you're a man
> looking for
Women, trans, feminine femboys / cds only (passing only)
>social media
discord: notlefbi
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>ASL
23 M from UK north
>About you
I’m open to talk about stuff, anime, games, advice, life stories I’m pretty opening about sharing my experiences, I like a lot of things
>Looking for
people to talk to open to anything does not have to be all about being horny, just add and lets see where the conversation goes :3
>Not looking for
Scat/gore/or anything of the sort
>Discord
konosurio
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Seeking a highly versatile, high-stamina female digital submissive for a pure, non-financial D/s dynamic. No casual chatting, no vanilla headspaces, and zero findom.
I do not want your money—I want your absolute focus, your time, and your mind
This is about real psychological ownership, strict daily conditioning, and pushing boundaries across multiple kinks. If you pass vetting, you exist as property
You will follow a strict daily routine, speak only when permitted, and verify your position and compliance exactly when told
If you are someone who genuinely craves losing control to a firm, unshakeable, and consistent hand, bypass the generic 'hi' and send a single message with
1. Your age/gender.2. Your absolute hard limits.3. A real, honest paragraph about why your headspace requires a dominant presence to take over.
Don't waste time with lazy or informal messages; you'll just get blocked. Put yourself in position and wait for my reply
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Kik: bluorang
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"Straight" guy here. 32. Looking for someone in Nottingham to help me. I will be staying in a hotel and looking for someone who wants to come and cum in my mouth while I'm crossdressed. Will be my first time
If interested then please message me to discuss
Kik is TriggeredCDchloe
Teleguard is D6SCYD4WB
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>ASL
21m (Femboy), UK, homo
>Interests
Post-Punk & New Wave Music, open-world videogames, cats (meow) and other cute animals, dressing like a girl, yapping, history, philosophy, technology, some online games, and some manga.
>looking for
Guys from UK/Europe around my age, so 19-25.
>not looking for
Girls, or guys not in my age or geographic range.
>discord
lubetoob_
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White male, 6ft, East London.
Have a love for oral especially if the girl is just under my table putting her mouth to good use while I work on things. If you're interested in helping me work and be my... err... Suckutery, shoot me a message and I'll give you the details. Sub girls preferred.
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any rlly pervy UK men wanna talk abt our irls? limitless chat about how we would use them or see them be used - toiletplay, gore, and incest heavily encouoraged. maybe we can meet and goon if you are close enough :3
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>ASL.
Male, 24, england
>About you.
I'm 6ft1, im a open minded explorer taking part in many nsfw activities, I enjoy engaging with women only
>Looking for.
My list of what im looking for can be endless but to sum it down, i like older women 30+ (ill be fair if you're not quite 30 yet, if any women want to trade, talk dirty, rp, cam, share porn, make conversation (nsfw focused), or something more like meet ups. My discord is the best place to contact.
>Not looking for.
No male/trans/femboy, casual conversation (although some is okay)
>Discord.
darkspectre_ <------ my display name is king julian
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Scotland based M who wants to control a femanons eating, clothing and makeup habits. Make them dependant on me in more ways than one. Thinkings such hard work so just switch off that brain and let me do all your thinking for you
Self harm and daddy issues welcome
Disc: ayden781
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hey I'm a bit masculine looking but I am a CIS women. interested?
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27m UK Midlands bull looking for irl fun with a couple. Looking for people who are serious about wanting to meet and want to build something long term if possible. Also open to threesomes and other dynamics, I'm dominant in the bedroom and poly with multiple partners.
Discord FickleEnvy
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26 / F / Near Leeds
>Looking for:
Someone dominate to fuck me. I am cheating on my boyfriend. Would ideally have a good rapport and get on very well. Not looking for an emotional relationship.
>Not looking for:
short men, young men, twink / femboy types
>Contact
snapchat: onefaerienight
kik: onefaerienight
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35 M Scotland
I'm always looking for more chats with f and ftm, Enbies etc
I like hookups though they are rare on here.
Teleguard 2GP7NQHGM
Telegram @Tommybiuk
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44/m/Northern Ireland
Being honest, I just want to chat with more girls from the UK and all over the shop. After years of being told I have a great voice I now find myself lusting after a myriad of regional accents and I finally kinda “get it”.
Telegram: @NewPoorDecision
Discord: david_ononymous
Snapchat: NewPoorDecision
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Attention anons.
If you've ever wanted to try sharing your girl, or thought about trying it but never knew how to start? Come chat with me and we can slowly push your boundaries. It's all private and you can stop when you please.
Honestly I just like a bit of a chat and we can see where it leads. Scottish is always a bonus.
Telegram @shesminen0w
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>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male, 30, straight
>Location
Bedfordshire
>About me
Got a job, car, just bought a flat, but just a massive nerd so almost definitely share at least one hobby or interest
>Looking for:
Someone who can chat all day about whatever thing you know a lot about, and let me do the same back at you.
>Not looking for
Men of any description, I have enough male friends to talk about dragon ball and warhammer to.
>Contact
Discord - john10000535
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Scotland based M who wants to control a femanons eating, clothing and makeup habits. Make them dependant on me in more ways than one. Thinkings such hard work so just switch off that brain and let me do all your thinking for you
Self harm and daddy issues welcome
Disc: ayden781
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My friend is showing off pictures of his wife on tele
https://t.me/+cFcvDtW_Cvo1ZWQ0
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>ASL
19M Canada UK
>About me
Currently live in Canada but will be moving to the UK(preferably England) in September. I'm into Music, travailing
around/exploring places, vidia, films and tech in general.
>Looking for
Anyone I can share a place with. I'm not picky as to where that is as long as it's in the UK of course. Ideally you
would have some similar interests as me but that's not a requirement.
>Not looking for
Sex pests or people who are hyper sexual.
>Extra stuff to mention
I'm white and a dual national (Canada,UK)
>Contact
Discord: yomo393
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>ASL:
33/M/SE England
>About me:
5'10", average build. Lover of rock/metal and musicals. A big fan of travel, exploring, long walks (bonus if there's a pint waiting at the end!), boardgames, food - cooking and eating.
I'm not so much into video gaming nowadays - work eats up a decent chunk of time, but I did put a bunch of hours into FFXIV way back when, but I absolutely loved it takes two and split fiction.
>Easy conversation topic:
I've never really been too much into film. Meaning, I've not watched most of the most influential movies of all time. Godfather? Nah. Alien? Terminator? Yeah... It's bad. Only last year I watched the star wars original and prequel trilogy. We pretend the sequel trilogy doesn't exist. Tell me why I should watch x film (or roast me for missing it)
>Looking for:
Friends or more. Someone to chat to, see if we vibe. Tell me of your travel experiences, tastes in music, or about how terrible Marmite is (we can be friends if you like it... Barely)
>What I'm not looking for:
Drama - life's too short for that.
>Discord:
Ranmura
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>ASL.
Male, 24, england
>About you.
I'm 6ft1, im a open minded explorer taking part in many nsfw activities, I enjoy engaging with women only
>Looking for.
The list of what im looking for can be endless but to sum it down, i like older women 30+ (ill be fair if you're not quite 30 yet, if any women want to trade, talk dirty, rp, cam, share porn, make conversation (nsfw focused), or something more. My discord is the best place to contact.
>Not looking for.
No male/trans/femboy, casual conversation (although some is okay)
>Discord.
darkspectre_ <------ my display name is king julian
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Attention anons.
If you've ever wanted to try sharing your girl, or thought about trying it but never knew how to start? Come chat with me and we can slowly push your boundaries. It's all private and you can stop when you please.
Honestly I just like a bit of a chat and we can see where it leads. Scottish is always a bonus
Telegram @shesminen0w
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Scotland based M who wants to control a femanons eating, clothing and makeup habits. Make them dependant on me in more ways than one. Thinkings such hard work so just switch off that brain and let me do all your thinking for you
Self harm and daddy issues welcome
Disc: ayden781
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26m Essex. Bi cuck.
Looking to meet up and goon together, love blacked, celebs, degrading girls, irls, femboys and trans, voice, nn, fucking hookers. Let's meet up and give in to what's between our legs, let's see where it takes us. If we hit it off some time you could fuck my gf
Discord achingpink_00929
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>ASL
23,M (amab on HRT), London
>About
I'm a former hikikomori and autistic neet trying to get out more. Anxious but working on it.
Besides that I like vidya, depressing books, long walks, most music and uh drugs.
>Looking for
Ideally people to hang out with in Anor London or UK people to chat with. I've only done some minor solo outings (museums and a rave last year) so I am open to most things if we get talking.
>Not looking for.
Sexual stuff. Not great at carrying convo either given the autism so please be patient
discord : cura_._
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Bumping for this. Looking to help some xhavs and council estate men get off
Also I have an extra contact now on kik
Britty4any
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Attention anons.
If you've ever wanted to try sharing your girl, or thought about trying it but never knew how to start? Come chat with me and we can slowly push your boundaries. It's all private and you can stop when you please
Honestly I just like a bit of a chat and we can see where it leads. Scottish is always a bonus.
Telegram @shesminen0w
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> asl
22 f súper horny
> Looking for
I'm looking someone horny to have fun and play dirty I like to play with my ass, I have big tits and I love to squirt.
> No looking for
Bored ppls or mets just talk and have fun online
> Contact
Kik: shainat21
Telegr4m: @A557pp
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WL3NWSVU8
What cucks want to spoil a small dicked uk femboy some toys or clothes? If we get along i don't mind sharing myself (if you live near me I can possibly cuck you one if I have a bull or let you fuck me)
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>>35003083
All the Japanese people I ever meet are on my annual trips there, so would be interested to hear someone's perspective on living here. Request sent; my username rhymes with "quit tea" (which is not something I would ever do, I love tea)
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"Straight" guy here. Looking for someone in Nottingham to help me. I will be staying in a hotel and looking for someone who wants to come and cum in my mouth while I'm crossdressed. Will be my first time
If interested then please message me to discuss
Kik is TriggeredCDchloe
Teleguard is D6SCYD4WB
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Bit of a more light-hearted post here. Not strictly NSFW but kinda.
Basically I just wanna watch a femanon style their hair, brush it, curl it etc etc. Will make it mutually beneficial. Basically I'm in a wholesome mood. Not expecting any nudity or anything
Disc is Somerandomscot
Tele is Ascotsman
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phdbiguy (kik)
Been a secret bi guy for years. If you want to hear some of my stories from school, or more recently. Then hit me up
The guys when i was younger would take advantage of me
I’ve been pegged by an ex gf as well
26 m uk
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28 M Bucks
Lonely and avoidant. I became some kind of computer nerd but I've lost interest in it. I'm stuck in life and I know I need to change, but I don't know who to change into.
I want to meet compassionate and authentic people and talk about life together. If you relate to my situation, maybe we can change together. I want to develop an identity so I can meet people I can really connect with.
I'm not very perverted, so I'm not sure if it makes sense to post here. Oh well.
discord: .perin
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25 / tfem / uk
just got a cock cage and a big vibrator, already regretting it and wanting to take the cage off but i know i shouldn't....
looking for someone to control when it comes off (if ever) and to control how and when i cum with it on <3 send me porn and messages about how you're gonna use me to make me even more insufferably desperate
kinks: cum (facials, creampies, swallowing, bukkake, ect.), oral/deepthroating, hands free orgasms, cock worship, public play, free use, cnc, edging, huge fantasy dildos
discord: subtlesunsets
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Sharing my IRL. She's got a face made for throatfucking and a fat bum made for pounding.
You can do things like saving all her pics and showing me that you're sharing her with others, daily gooning to her, trading pics of her back and forth with me when we goon to her even if they are repeats. We can also come up with new ideas of what else we can do!
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>ASL.
Male, 24, england
>About you.
I'm 6ft1, i'm a open minded explorer taking part in many nsfw activities, I enjoy engaging with women only
>Looking for.
My list of what im looking for can be endless but to sum it down, i like older women 30+ (ill be fair if you're not quite 30 yet, if any women want to trade, talk dirty, rp, cam, share porn, make conversation (nsfw focused), or something more. My discord is the best place to contact.
>Not looking for.
No male/trans/femboy, casual conversation (although some is okay)
>Discord.
darkspectre_ <------ my display name is king julian
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>asl
22/m/bucks uk
bi
>about me
im a pretty calm, genuine and slightly shy person overall.
im high functioning autistic, and i deal with cptsd, so i can overthink sometimes, but i do genuinely care about people and try hard in conversations and friendships.
i like feeling close to people and actually getting to know them properly instead of just surface level chatting.
im more gentle/earnest than loud or edgy, i value kindness, honesty and consistency alot, and sometimes i feel like im not enough, but im still trying to become a better and more confident person.
i try to reply consistently, but i might not always instantly reply because im trying to keep busy.
ive been feeling a little lonely and bored recently, which is partly why im posting here.
>hobbies/interests
weightlifting, currently getting lean for summer.
gaming, mainly rpgs, strategy and valve games, but i play other stuff too.
history, geography, travelling, animals, walking, cycling, nature.
tech stuff, i am starting a computing degree later this year.
film/tv, especially dramas, animation and historical stuff.
reading, manga, comics.
i used to do alot of martial arts and gardening but those are kinda in the backburner atm.
id love to hear other peoples interests and hobbies, and maybe get into other things too.
>looking for
kind friendly people, close friends and people i can make a connection with eventually, maybe to hang out with too.
possibly a romantic long term relationship if we naturally click.
>not looking for
mean/rude people, old men, sexpests/gooners, friend collectors, forgot your post etc…
not looking for anything sexual
>tag
candorous
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Hello. I am a 70 years old grandfather that is interested in girls much younger than me. If you are one of them, or want to share one with me, please message me. I will tell you everything what I would do to you. I also have a big cock.
Here is my Teleguard ID: WF653PHNZ
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>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male, Late 20's, straight-ish
>Location
North west UK, near Scotland
>About me
Full-time employed with a few side-gigs - engaged and living with my fiancée (getting married in a couple of months).
>Looking for:
First time posting here, not sure what to expect - some interesting chats to pass the time with during the day while I'm working would be nice! I'm into hiking and exploring the lake district, and I travel quite a bit around the UK and Europe for work.
>Not looking for
Gaming buddies
>Contact
Teleguard TJF893JEV
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>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male, 33, gay
>Location
Manchester, outskirts (near Stalybridge/Hyde)
>About me
Hairy gay chub (picrel), married for over a decade and living together in a poly relationship to 2 guys. I write, paint, code and a bunch of other creative shit too.
>Looking for:
Men. I want to find gooners, bators, weirdos for chat and sharing porn. I can fuck your ass and suck your dick irl for those who are actually close enough to come over.
I prefer older, heavier, hairier but I'm not set in stone; if you're a little twink and you want to cuddle a guy who feels like your dad I won't mind. Just be confident enough to tell me what you want.
>Not looking for
Fems, trans girls, women.
>Contact
Teleguard: Y2QHP375C
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ASL
25/M/UK
>Description
White, tall, athletic, dark hair. Clean, well-dressed, take care of myself. Been told I resemble Harry Potter or John Lennon, if that's your thing.
>Life
Working a stable job that actually gives me a life outside of it. Living independently, got my shit together.
>Personality
Extroverted, calm, and easy to talk to. I get along with most people, but I’m selective about who I let close. Dry humour, a bit sarcastic, but I care deeply about the people I choose.
I’m not perfect. I can get intense when I truly like someone, but it's rare. More often than not, I'm avoidant.
>Interests
Gaming, music, travel, normie stuff. i like a balance.
>Looking for
A girl (sorry, but the guys adding me for friend stuff were mostly weirdos) 18–30 who wants a real relationship that leads somewhere serious, maybe.
Someone loyal and emotionally present. You don’t need to be perfect, just genuine. I like girls who are a bit clingy once we click, not distant or playing games. A relationship isn't mandatory, since I'm a slow burn person, but I doubt I'm much good platonically.
Shared interests help a lot. Gaming together, watching things, calling, just spending time properly. I want something where we actually become part of each other’s daily lives.
I’m open to long distance if there’s a plan to meet, but not otherwise. If you're just adding me to try and ask me questions, that's not really what I'm looking for.
>Not looking for
People with too much baggage.
Also not interested in constant drama or people who make their problems their entire identity.
>Future
I want a stable, happy life with the right person, above all else. Someone to live with and for. Hopefully a nice British or Irish girl. We'll see.
>Contact
Discord: countolson
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Attention anons.
If you've ever wanted to try sharing your girl, or thought about trying it but never knew how to start? Come chat with me and we can slowly push your boundaries. It's all private and you can stop when you please.
Honestly I just like a bit of a chat and we can see where it leads. Scottish is always a bonus
Telegram @shesminen0w
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fuck off, you LARPing faggot.
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26m Cambridge/London Bi cuck.
Looking to meet up and goon together, love blacked, celebs, degrading girls, irls, femboys and trans, voice, nn, fucking hookers. Let's meet up and give in to what's between our legs, let's see where it takes us
Disc achingpink_00929
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29m North west England - engaged, straight-ish. Looking to chat, potentially meet up as well - new to chatting so don't know what to expect really. Openminded, open to short or long-term chats to keep me busy while I'm working.
Teleguard TJF893JEV
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M 29 uk here looking for local meets Herts & Essex. Bi fit guy with big cock, smooth ass and hot feet, switch so down for all the fun, also up for cam call
Kik unk0wnjohndoee
Discord johndoeeboy67
Telegaurd YM7US8QLK
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>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male, Late 30's, straight
>Location
Southwest UK, near Bristol
>About me
Decent full time employment, writer, reader, enjoy a quiet life. Don't smoke or drink.
>Looking for:
Autistic or abused girls, or those who enjoy controlling dynamics for meaningful conversation and exploring long term relationships.
>Not looking for
Non-Biological Women
>Contact
Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400
Email - UntoldPossibilities@proton.me
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> kind attention dear anons and femanons
The world is kinda chaotic as of late, the night is short and the skies are clear...
would love to hear you out, I don't really mind anything, would love to pick your thoughts and understand how you feel.
If you are interested in that please feel free to contact me:
https://t.me/IncogNoteBot?start=fwpoxq855p
> Thank you so much for your time, wish you all the best and a wonderful evening <3
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31/M/ mid Kent
Looking for M (18-28) friend to just shoot the shit with, and occasionally experiment homoerotically. Must be local.
Into: video games, warhammer, 420, gardening, masterbating
5"11 with a muscular build and girthy in the trousers.
Tele: LimboLombo
Kik: howdyhihe
Disc: Hobojones901
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40 M, London
>>Sexuality
Gay
>>Looking for
I'm looking to meet a chilled and discreet dom top; ideally for something ongoing. If you just want online fun please skip me. I am based in London and NYC. Relocating someone to me is a possibility too. All orientations welcome.
>>About Me
5'8 white, swimmer build. I am an easy going, naturally worshipful and total bottom. I am a big foodie, love anything to do with nature, as well as a solid movie binge. Cuddles are under-rated!
>>Contacts
Discord: LoyalBtm
Snapchat: FaithfulBottom
Kik: BtmJer
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