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>>34961808
>ASL
20/M/USA (Central Florida)
The picture attached is me. I'm looking for a woman in the US to be penpals with (and maybe more in time to come?)
>Discord
takeofromblackopszombies
>Email (if you prefer)
whimsicalsensiblefeller@protonmail.com
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>ASL
28/M/EU
>Looking For
Lady of 25 and up that likes nature, dislikes people to a similar degree as me and enjoys grotesque and macabre things, for everlasting love
>Not Looking For
Anyone below 25, males, non-misanthropes, anthropocentrists. No, not even to "just talk" or be "le friends".
>Contact
spawnofhalloween
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>>34963435
I'm so sick of how genuinely terrible women are now. Women aren't fucking bullied enough to not be losers. Who in their right mind thinks that waste of life is worth even looking at
For the record, I tried adding her a while ago just to see and she's the same as every dumb retarded attention whore on here. Don't expect shit from these bottom feeders
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>>34963444
>I added an alt teenager with tattoos and nothing going for her and a list of mental illness
>omg she was terrible!
I bet a thousand dollars if you came across someone who was not a loser you would ghost because she's boring. You're part of the problem and just mad the crazy bitches won't fuck you
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>>34964314
yea, though you might be surprised at the deceitful amount of V.'s out there — in especial cases whereas this V. is a mere title of a far more sinister S., whom is really actually just a nice N.; the deceit is yet trickier when N.'s larynx can feign to vibrate V.-velvety voice's secret sour suspire, shadowing S.'s sound.
so basically, my pitch is gruff but soothing, N.'s pitch is gruff but soothing; but S.'s is warm but grating, which is why V. has a warm and soothing voice to shadow it. but be wary of when N. shadows V. shadowing. S., as V. can shadow S.'s but not N.'s, and i can still shadow N.'s, V.'s, and S.'s pitch, timbre, and vocal vibrations
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༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽ (﹏) (ノ༎ຶД༎ຶ)ノ彡━
Honestly I wouldn't put this beyond u u fucking dork. if it is you, I never got the chance to say thank you for the advice you gave me back in January and for just being there for me when I needed somebody. srry I ghosted u
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>>34964087
Shot in the dark but I'm just a bit older than you, love museums, and love learning. ENTP but I'm not social so not sure where the E comes from, but I'd love to talk about history, museums in our areas, or whatever else we hit it off with.
Disc .museum.anon. with the periods. I made it for this post and will add you on my main if we get along
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>Likes
Pizza, Vidya, Anime (my 3x3 is here https://mysticcombat.com/aboutme/Vidya3x3.jpg ), combat, drawing, cartoons, Metal, Nukes, Knifes and Katanas, Children, Planet vegeta, Colonization, Computers, Armpits, Money,The purple chaos emerald (brother is sealed inside),Chains, Gears, Natural Selection
>Dislikes
Trannies, Lotion,Mean People,Frost demons, Jews, Niggerz, Women, Hypnosis, Vidya (post 2015), Ketchup, All Reploids, Mobile phones, Globalzation, Polidicks, People who witness rape and say "ew"
>looking for!!
rape fueled otaku beasts and fujoshi with combat dna (i.e - people with ki: So i guess no one on this board lol)
>NOT looking 4
Children, Trannies, Moralfags, Normalfags, Phoneposters, NIggerz, Druggies, People who hate otaku (this is an anime website.. why are you here?) Annoying Women who haven nothing to offer me besides three holes, people who talk using terms like niggerz born after 2010, Sadsack Pinkos who only frequent shit like /soc/ /r9k/ or /b/ (the "people" listed on this line piss me off and as such will kill themselves or be killed [by me] in around 40 seconds after contact so theres no point in talking to them )
>tag (discord)
sticksuicide
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>>34964087
Hey there! Please tell me you're Northern English like me because I think we could really get along, whether as friends or something more, I love history and just a bit younger than you (23).
Disc is pseudopsychic
Alternatively my proton email is Pseudopsychic230@proton.me
Please fell free to contact me through either method.
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>>34961808
kinda looking for a woman to piss off but still wants to bounce on it
damn.im.probably.larry
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>>34961808
these threads never last long
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>>34966154
hiiii!! i used to be heavily involved with analog horror, always have been with ARGs, i think you’d be cool to talk to :)) here’s my discord
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Me
>33/m/Canada (southern Ontario)
>laid back
>vidya, anime, netflix, documentaries
>can make fun of everything
>will absolutely remember that thing you said 5 months ago for gift ideas
>10/10 advice
>enjoys brightening your day with little things
>would enjoy having a travel partner, it's pretty hard to organize large scale friend trips nowadays
>white, 5'11, average body, long hair, usually get complimented on my appearance but I'll leave that up to you
Looking for
>bio female
>18 - 35
>I don't expect a super model body but at least be average (I'm average too)
>I'm 5'11, so anything equal to or shorter
>prefer longer hair but it's not a deal breaker
>tattoos and piercings are fine by me but also having none is cool, I don't have any
>into nerd shit, or at least tolerates it
>can watch shows/movies together and talk about it as we watch
>likes traveling once in a while, day trips and weekend trips too
>loves talking about anything and everything with me
>gets excited to show me a dumb meme or tell me a little anecdote about her day
>enjoys telling me about her hobbies even if I don't really partake
>isn't obsessed with social media or being a clout chaser (posting shit about your life is fine, I just don't want someone glued to their phone)
>likes being horny as fuck with me
>enjoys being lewd often, I have a high sex drive
>likes doing cute, loving things for me because she knows I'll do the same
>caring, genuine person
>friend to animals
>likes guys with long hair (spoilers I have long hair)
>patient and understanding, we all have trauma but I can't be the only one empathizing
Bonus points if you're within a few hours of driving, discord dating is fine to start with though.
Vulcanore on discord
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25/M/USA(NE)
>>Me
Hey. I go by Brim and I am looking for the ideal friend, gooning partner, and porn mentor! A little bit about me real quick, I am 25, I work full time in the engineering world, and I am also working on my masters part time. I enjoy reading (comics ideally lol esp invincible), video games (lately warframe and some dinky roguelikes), shows and movies, computers, tech and all things nerdy. Also a huge youtube fan, primarily internet mysteries/horror (nexpo, reignbot, lemmino, nick crowley) and lolcow shit. As I said, I am looking for a genuine connection ideally with someone who is interested in the same sorta stuff and also someone who is kinda lonely too! I am primarily looking for someone older but as long as you're my age and up I am happy!
>>My NSFW Interests
JOI, SPH, any kind of size humiliation/comparison BBC, Dancing , tight Pants, Leggings, Yoga pants, , big Booty, Cuck, PMVs
>>Girls I love
Alexis Texas, Mandy Muse, Siri, Sunnyrayxoxo, Vixenp, Jada Stevens, Abella Danger, Violet Myers, Machine_Mommy, TheBlueMoonie, Lowkeydeadinside, any big booty size queen
>>You
Please as said be older than me, somewhat into the same things as me, and be hung! I have a small 4inch weewee, so looking for that perfect porn daddy with a huge cock! Please be intersted and open to feeding me pornographic images, ideally of nonnude, but open to bbc or other stuff you deem appropriate. Looking for someone interested in a *longterm* friendship, fully online (for a while at the least), and someone from the USA for primarily time zone reasons. Please reach out to me on discord with your asl, any questions for me, and a bit about yourself if you are interested!
>>Discord
lilbrim
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>>34961808
>ASL
29/M/USA
>Looking For
Loving long term relationship, someone to spend my life with. Pic related, I'm on top and my theoretical ideal gf is on the bottom.
>Not Looking For
Ghosts, lack of common interests, men, catfishes, etc.
>Contact
Discord: soldier69
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20/f/ canada
just looking for guys to talk to. only add me if you can hold a conversation and do calls. i have a thing for losers. especially if you are a bit chubby and afraid of women. if i like you i will only talk to you and i hope you are the same way for me. must like cats. tell me your favorite movie when you add me
discord: re_ne4_32655
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even if nobody says hi, (poorly) drawing this lifted me back up a lil
>ASL
28/m/wa state north america
>Looking For
F (friends, maybe to lovers? i want a bond before thinking about that) OK with LDR. a best friend and a lover in the same person is my dream
M (friends only i don't swing that way)
>Not Looking For
rushing
>Contact
__dia on discord. that's 2 underscores no caps
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>>34973460
fuccin' drawwwwwwwww
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>>34974068
Nope, 25. I appreciate you trying to make concessions though. I'm sure your deal breakers are reasonable and based on prior experience. Genuinely, I wish you the best of luck.
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me: retarded 19 year old faggot incel
ideal boyfriend: guy who will cosplay madarame kei from slow damage (pictured) and punch me until i pass out
not looking for: guy who wont do that
contact: nomercyforthemajority on discord
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>ASL
36/m/usa
>Looking For
Friends, a muse, woman who can sing (or likes to be sang to), poets, stoners, degenerates, lyricist, people with similar interests
>Not Looking For
Homosexuals, boring people, underage
>Contact
bassplayingdegen
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>>34966154
>>34968538
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>>34974236
just how they envisioned it in 1776
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I just wish to be close to another woman, I haven't had a close friendship since I was young. I sometimes fantasize about an ever-so-elusive shadowy woman living somewhere in the world who feels the exact same loneliness I do. In Damascus, in Stockholm, in Algiers, in Lisbon... Thinking about the friendship she'll never have and doesn't feel worthy enough to have. Our souls will probably never cross paths with each other, and if they did I don't even think she'd like me. I need to become a kinder, beautifuler person.
Right now I'm reading Morrissey's autobiography.
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>>34979601
shit really? Last year was rough, sorry about that. remind me who you are please, it definitely wasn't intentional. Text also doesn't translate well for me. I normally don't leave that kind of thing hanging unless I can't see we have a lot in common
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>>34961808
22/TF/Canada
Looking for friends who like the kind of stuff I like and want to talk about it! Maybe more if it ever comes to it but I'm not particularly attractive + I'm a tranny so please don't go into it looking for that you will be disappointed n_n
krungu5 on Discord
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>ASL
29/F/Los Angeles, California
>Looking For
27-33 men, preferably in southern california, who want to attempt romance. Friends if that doesn't work out.
>Not Looking For
Hook ups, LDRs, racists, right wing or right leaning individuals, NEETs, anyone under 26
>Contact
Please leave yours instead
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>>34961808
>ASL
almost 19. f. salt lake city.
im kinda chunky but working on it. have anger issues but working on it. i hope to find someone troubled like me and we can work on ourselves together.
>Looking For
long term bf who can get past my bpd, who will love me for who i am and my appearence. must be willing to re-locate to visit me, and then if we become a couple - willing to relocae to live near me, or will let me live with them.
>Not Looking For
brokies. time wasters. ppl who dont use discord. guys who body shame. guys who slut shame (the past is the past)
>Contact
theneurodivirgin
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decided to try this.
>asl
20/(t)f/germany
>looking for
guys in (west) germany that are interesting, share my interests
>not looking for
normies, chasers, moralfags, non germans, ppl too far away from west germany
>contact
discord: moebius108
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>>34990121
This thingy cause it didn't send
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Any and all cringe is mostly deliberate
>ASL
33/M/Canada
>Looking For
*Licks hand*
*Slicks back hair*
...Ladies
(Particularly those who are sort of autistic but not severely mentally ill)
>Not Looking For
Menfolk, ghosters, people who don't put any effort into conversation
>Contact
Discord: Moi.jpg
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25/M/USA(NewEngland)
>>Me
Hey. I go by Brim and I am looking for the ideal friend, gooning partner, and porn mentor! A little bit about me real quick, I am 25, I work full time in the engineering world, and I am also working on my masters part time. I enjoy reading (comics ideally lol esp invincible), video games (lately warframe and some dinky roguelikes), shows and movies, computers, tech and all things nerdy. Also a huge youtube fan, primarily internet mysteries/horror (nexpo, reignbot, lemmino, nick crowley) and lolcow shit. As I said, I am looking for a genuine connection ideally with someone who is interested in the same sorta stuff and also someone who is kinda lonely too! I am primarily looking for someone older but as long as you're my age and up I am happy!
>>My NSFW Interests
JOI, SPH, any kind of size humiliation/comparison BBC, Dancing , tight Pants, Leggings, Yoga pants, , big Booty, Cuck, PMVs
>>Girls I love
Alexis Texas, Mandy Muse, Siri, Sunnyrayxoxo, Vixenp, Jada Stevens, Abella Danger, Violet Myers, Machine_Mommy, TheBlueMoonie, Lowkeydeadinside, any big booty size queen
>>You
Please as said be older than me, somewhat into the same things as me, and be hung! I have a small 4inch weewee, so looking for that perfect porn daddy with a huge cock! Please be intersted and open to feeding me pornographic images, ideally of nonnude, but open to bbc or other stuff you deem appropriate. Looking for someone interested in a longterm friendship, fully online (for a while at the least), and someone from the USA for primarily time zone reasons. Please reach out to me on discord with your asl, any questions for me, and a bit about yourself if you are interested!
>>Discord
lilbrim
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> asl
Mid 20s/M/USA
> physical
Tall, fit, sandy blonde hair, green eyes
>work
Finance (full-time) + tech (remote)
Double-major in tech
>hobbies
Ice skating, rucking, hiking, rock climbing, camping, gym
Philosophy, history, civics Culinary, retro gaming Vaporwave & EDM
>looking for
Friends + gf. Open to meeting all kinds of people.
White girls preferred if we click.
Love language: touch
> contact
Telegram: @ndurus
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>ASL
early 30s/M/USA-PNW
>physical
6 foot, skinny fit, swooshy swoopy brown hair
>Looking for
women who can keep a series of intricate bits going, until we fall in love.
>contact
see the image.
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>more about me
F mid 20s
KINDA negative outlook in life in general at the moment but grateful for my friends
i enjoy studying and learning things
i also play videogmes but it's probably too many to name them
and i'm not into submissive men, that's very important
>looking for
i dunno anyone that wants to talk to me is fine, i like making friends, i'm a bit slow at answering texts though, i guess my ideal guy would be a KHHV who i can be myself with, caring, somewhat positive and that makes me feel/see that life isnt shit lel just be older than me or around my age, i'm also a huge nerd about many things, mostly related to STEM but i don't want to overshare here
LF a guy that fixes me but i am unfixablell.............
i also want russian friends
disc: notesfromtheunderground88
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>ASL
21/F/BLR
>Looking For
Long-distance foreign relationships, communication...well, maybe with a subtext (I'm not very experienced). More into men of my age/bit older, at least somewhat suitable for the "preferences" part. English practice? I don't think my grammar will get any better, but still :,)
>Not Looking For
Uninterested people, suppose
>Contact
discord: apihb
gmail: bubbachop74@gmail.com
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>ASL
M/30/US-Midwest
>Looking For
Some to spend time with and grow. Possibly take time to see if it's something that works out. Someone who's girly, and wants to hang out and do stuff together
>Not Looking For
Someone to play me, and use me.
>Contact
Leave yours if interested
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>>35016892
Black, brown, red, white, or blue as long as she'll sit on my face and say she loves me I could care less
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>>35017947
Don't kneel too far or this will fall again. Don't let me see you drop it twice.
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me:
>ASL
23/M/US PNW
>About you
former NEET in recovery. I'm still very indoorsy and have only 1 irl friend
I'm a khhv
I have a retarded, edgy, slur-laden sense of humor, but I try to be mostly nice
some of my favorite genres of music are mall emo, j-rock, and post-rock
my interests are guitar, doodling, piano, 2000s tech/aesthetics/culture, alternative fashion, Japanese, and the gym (but I promise I'm not annoying or judgy about it)
I'm not a gooner, I don't watch porn
>What you look like
pale white, clean-shaven, medium length (for a guy) brown hair, green eyes, lean athletic build, average height. Rate threads say I have a 6/10 face
her:
>Looking for
a long-term relationship with a girl (female). I'm looking for true love and connection and all that gayness. Long distance is fine at first as long as you're serious about making it irl eventually
it would be cool if you have the following traits:
share my indoorsiness/shut-in tendencies
share my retarded edgy sense of humor
are a weeb
like at least some of the music and anime that I like
are a khhv like me
I like girls with tomboyish personalities and interests
looks-wise, just please be a healthy weight
>Not looking for
trans, not a weeb, not edgy/won't say slurs, overly chuddy, overly political in general
>Discord
and.how.we.missed.your.beat
I only talk to one girl at a time, so if it's been 24 hours and I haven't added you back, that's why
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bonus: barbarian bf (my ideal bf)
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>ASL
30s/f/usa
>About
Comp sci, work from home. Going through some stuff and looking for people to talk to. I was born in EU, live in the US fulltime now. I like to take care of myself, but I also do spend a lot of days makeup free at the computer. I am slow to trust. I like to maintain servers, collect court documents, and in general bounce around hobbies and learn new things. I also like video games (mainly RPGs). I watch a lot of movies and some of my favorites are South Korean. I very rarely go out and much prefer to stay indoors so I'm quite pale skinned. I'm fine if you are an outdoors type, but please understand I am doubtful to change and wouldn't expect you to, either. I like to look after my partner by cooking etc.
>Looking For
30+ dominant, possessive men. Really like slavic men, especially the langauges. I find guns hot but have never used one. I like hairy men, broad men, and men that are a bit rough. I don't care if you're tall (since it's always mentioned) but I'll say up front I am 5'7" and would prefer you my height or taller. I am fine with us having different political views, but I also read politics a lot (especially euro) so if you hate them, skip me. I really enjoy long political discussions. I quite like men that are different from me, know things I don't, and can teach me things. I will meet irl if we get on well, and I'm open to talking to people overseas if you think you might fit my type well.
>Not Looking For
People in relationships or emotionally invested in other people. if you want to be friends only that is fine but please make that clear. Neo-liberals. Trannies. Submissive men. If we begin talking intimately I only do that with one person at a time and will want the same from you. I don't like men that want to share, or like their girlfriends on Onlyfans etc.
>Contact
I'm staying off discord lately, so please contact me at bluecandyshark@proton.me with a little about yourself and if we get on we can find a good place to talk.
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>>34968538
Normally I don't post on here, or shame people, but this is probably the funniest unadd I have ever gotten. Why would you need pictures of someone you're going to potentially date? The drugs have rotted her brain completely. Avoid.
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>>35026787
40/m/eu with international experience. you sound pretty ideal for me and the only thing i'm missing from your list is the hairy part. i have minimal hair on chest haha the email process is very annoying though. if you have tele: Erebus18
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>ASL
20/F/USA midwest
>Looking For
Man who enjoys the qualities listed/has similar hobbies. Preferably older than me, but same age is okay too.
I have this unattainable daydream of being saved by someone who wants to see me grow into their perfect companion. Someone who can take me in and give me the space I need to improve. A loving, gentle man who still sternly disciplines me. Pretty much me being a glorified pet who gets trained into doing chores/cooking well and losing weight or something like that.
I do not expect this at all, by the way, I'm just throwing it out there just in case that appeals to anyone.
>Not Looking For
Submissive men, Feeders (fat fetishism is fine, I just prefer not to gain!), younger than me, people from other countries (most I'd be willing to move to is Canada, and I'd have to REALLY like you!!), emotionally unavailable/dislikes affection, people who dislike physical touch, people wanting to only do sex stuff/do sex stuff right away, and people uncomfortable with crude and edgy humor.
>Contact
rhiannonrexus on discord.
If I don't respond for a while, it's 3:30 am for me right now and I've probably fallen asleep.
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Hello, I noticed that you're in the Midwest too, which made me really excited!! I also really like the Horror genre (esp movies + games!) and I like games + anime too!! (Kikuo is one of my favorite vocaloid producers)
Here's my post w/ contact at the bottom:
>>35027515
If you're not interested, no worries at all!!
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My ideal is pic related
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>Looking for
anyone looking for someone like me
>Not looking for
someone I'm not physically attracted to, I'm sure you feel the same. If we match on interests we still gotta match on looks, including me meeting your standards
>Contact
discord: kinable
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>ASL
22/M/London
>Looking for
Cis-fem who has interests that compliment one another, we don't have to be 1:1 I would love to learn more about yours, Comfortable meeting in person.
>Not looking for
Trading Nudes off rip, just not my cup of tea sorry you can ask for more details about this if you want
>Discord
v3nom_snak3
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>ASL
20/M/Southeast US
>Looking For
maybe a nice woman to talk to, maybe even love, oldest ill interact with is 26 but id prefer some one around my age
>Contact
uggywug on discord
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>>35031378
boba drinking male manipulator btfo by autist
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>>34990285
What paintbrush is that you're using to write with?
>>34996523
Same question, paintbrush?
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(I am green, YOU are purple)
About me: I play games most of my time, I like to talk about anything or even lurking online to find absurd things to laugh at, either garbage popular things or garbage art. I am strictly heterosexual, I don't like yuritards, yaoitards and specially femdom tards; That said, I am still a big perv but let's be self aware and keep it to fantasy okay? Just good fun between us.
You?: Please read visual novels, be an otaku and play games, if you play overwatch/league or any shit stupid game like that I will lose my interest very fast, same thing if you tell me solo leveling is actually good, fucking loser with no taste! If you're going to be an otaku at least adapt to Battler from Umineko!!!
I made a normal looking dude, I prefer men this way. No fat, no bald, no beard.
Contact: If you're the type to add without checking anything I will delete, no pfp, normie pfp or retarded pfp: I will not accept. Alts are ok!
Discord: manic_momiji
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>>34964087
I kinda like you
>>34971505
I kinda like you as well
>big titty
Nice
>>34996523
You seem cool btw no homo
>>35027515
I really like you, except for the hallucinations and fatness. Would discipline you into slimness if pretty faced alas I am too paranoid to ever meet people on here. Too many schizos sitewide vindicating me.
>>35029081
I really like you. You like sappy stuff don't you?
t. Sappy stuff enjoyer
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>>35033100
As the boba drinking male manipulator.
I.
FUCKING.
KNEEL.
HOLY SHIT.
LOLLLLLLLL.
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23 / F / Domme / Brixton London
Hi there 4chaners! i came by to seek a determined submissive kinky nerd guy who is single, live alone aged between 24 - 50. doesnt matter if you're no experience as long as you are trainable and willing to fully undergo into long term ownership basis online or IRL. Virgin is also welcum x
Dont hesitate to add me on my Telegram @QueenDianeee and Kik at GoddessofloveDiane
I dont bite :) be kind... Cheers!
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>>35027515
Hello all, just letting you guys know that I would prefer to not take any more friend requests, thank you!!! I've gotten a bazillion responses and its super hard to get to everyone consistently... I apologize if I didn't add you back or if I accidentally ghosted you!!!
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>>35035583
ok this is something that annoyed me now that i reread this i made a type and used the wrong "too"
*too
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>>35040876
so not only are you a queer, you're also a tiktok nigger.
SAD!
PATHETIC!
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>>35040892
>Frogposter calling out a tourist
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>he literally doesn't know what the word tourist means
kekkypow
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>>35043931
Its not the type of word you need a thesaurus for
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Me
>27/M/New England
>White, 5'9", skinny, messy brown hair, brown eyes
>Filmmaker/photographer/artist generally
>Introvert by nature, extroverted because I have to be
>80% of my brain is weird nonsense humor if you get to know me really well
>Christian, want family
Her
>18-29/F/Anywhere if we can make it work
>White, 5'10" or shorter, healthy weight
>Interested in art of some kind
>Intelligent, loves long conversations, can be both philosophical and goofy as hell
>Okay with my beliefs and wants a family
Contact
Discord: cjp020
Email: brosbeforepolicereports@proton.me
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>18/F/PHILIPPINES
>looking for
Anyone with the same interests, can be any gender
Someone to play tf2 with me and my friends
>not looking for
Men who just want my nudes or a romantic relationship and nothing else
Right leaning
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4bci on discord
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>Looking for
Caring older bf, ppl who genuinely want to get to know each other, dmv ppl (emphasis on the m). A little flirting is ok but i'm not looking to get lewd right away. If i don't add back quickly i'm probably asleep.
disc (just made this as an alt): chessie.monster
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>>34990121
be careful about this one. took her virginity and was her first relationship and she ended up sexting 3 different guys in the span of 5 months. said she would do anything to repair the relationship, ended up saying "we just need time" and telling me she would kill herself if I left for a month straight. I asked for an open phone policy and she refused, ending the relationship for good.
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>>25/Male/USA(EST)
Hello, I am a pretty terminally online loser, working full time, taking classes, trying to find a longterm online friend. I can be on and off on discord but need that perfect friend that really makes me want to come online and hangout virtually. Please be pretty active on discord and able to text frequently! Here is a bit about me and what I am looking for.
>>SFW
Lifewise and hobbywise I am into vidya, nerdy things, comics, horror, youtube (nickcrowley, horror stuff, reignbot, nexpo), cooking and really all things tech and computer related. I work in the tech and engineering world. I would love a friend who is able to relate to a lot of the things I mentioned and someone interested in sharing their interests with me! Any kind of sexual online relationship is never fun if there is no bare bones connection.
>>NSFW
I am a loser whiteboi with a tiny 4 inch penis. I am looking for a friend who is hung, older than me (25 and up please), loves porn, is interested in making me submissive and more addicted to porn, and ofcourse who wants me to worship porn as well as his cock. Please be interested in willing to feed pornographic images as I think it is so hot to have a male friend who entirely controls my porn intake and what I am allowed to let make my tiny penis hard! Some of my sexual interests are:
BBC,JOI,PMV,Big booty cheeks, tight pants, dancing, big cocks, non nude.
I love the idea of a buddy making me get more and more pathetic for non nude porn and really whatever they decide is appropriate for me. Here are some of the girls I am into!
AlexisTexas, AbellaDanger, SiriDahl, Morgpie, Vixenp, Demoniika, Lyracrowo, MandyMuse, LucyPinder, and more...clearly big booty girls!~
If anything here caught your interest please hit me up with a message telling me a bit about yourself:) Please be enthusiastic!
>>Discord: lilbrim
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>>35037809
Hey!! Any chance I could still squeeze in?
My Discord is theridley7
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22 / M/ NL
>About me
chill, affectionate, into games/music/reading
>ideal partner
has a cock
>Looking for
a boyfriend, preferably twink/femboy vibes but if we click we click
still kinda exploring things & never actually had a bf before so patience is appreciated lol(im a switch btw)
>Not looking for
dry conversations or mind games
>discord
glhfcutie
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White men are a scarcity, hence why they should come to me and let me take them by the hand and guide them to the pleroma (aka a place where they will receive a plethora of love and attention from me)
As a hopeless romantic woman, also lost in the darkness, I have nothing to offer but my love. If this interests you, btw I’m non white XD! Then add me!
neverbegan
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if another magnificent clump of stardust is looking at this and thinking they might like to hold hands forever or at the very least have a conversation then promptly send a friend request to aholethroughaholeinahole on discord. thanks
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Holy shit the ideal thread isn't complete dogshit for once???
>24/M/US-EST, white as a ghost
>Works outdoors full-time
>Shy at first, goofy weirdo once I get your vibe
>Extremely supportive, will go full rah-rah
(You)
>22-26/bio F/US (would prefer EST but whatever)
>Physically not picky, while I do prefer a little extra, you just having your shit together and taking care of yourself is the non-negotiable
>Similar values are a must
>Don't need a carbon copy but similar interests are obviously more than welcome, I await your infodumps to counter mine
>Bonus points for the artists/creators out here, I will be your biggest fan
Contact:
I have discord though please send an email to get the ball rolling, tell me about yourself!
socdumpmail@pm.me
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>>35033100
I fucking KNEEL, thank god all these years later the threads are still getting the drawings, never change anon
>>34996523
based Rotom chad
>>35040336
love your art style!
>>35044081
based blessed Saul, WAGMI, what's your film niche currently?
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>ASL
32/M/PNW
6’0”, light skin and I work in tech and mostly from home. I enjoy working out, playing co-op games so looking for a co-op partner and will listen to how much time and mods you have on stardew valley, and can hold genuine conversation.
>Looking for
Innocent, possibly social awkward, soft spoken, respectful, shy, girl with cute hobbies and will talk about their interests. You don’t have to be 6/10 - 10/10 as long as you have interests in something and show passion. You don’t have to have a job or be in a profession and NEETS are cute too. In fact if you’re a homebody with messy hair and no makeup, and a loner, you’re probably my type.
>Not looking for
Pick me girls with tattoos and all guy friends who goes to bars, parties, or clubs. If you’re political and always associate any form of humor or topic with politics.
>tag/username
discord: mrsubaruseal
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37/M/PA
Looking for:
F around my age, something worth wile, deep convos, genuine connections, a cutie who loves to cuddle
Not Looking for:
my time wasted, ppl who can't keep a conversation going for more than an hour, dudes
Reach me:
snap: donaldpine88
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>ASL
18/F/México
>Looking For
Ideally, I'm looking for people who can speak and write Spanish (my English isn't good enough yet)
>Looking for
Someone extroverted or patient who will adopt me and teach me how to be more sociable, give me moderate attention, let me vent, and make me feel safe. My main goal isn’t romance, but I wouldn’t mind it
>Not Looking For
Sexting, ppl who only want to talk abt NSFW shit. (So no, I will NOT send nudes)
Toxic and clingy ppl who wants to chat literally 24/7
>Contact
Dc: zackedenfair
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>ASL
20/M/North America
>Looking For
online or in-person relationship, advice, people to look up to, ages 18-50
>Not Looking For
romance with men (sorry pretty boys), politics, people who only want attention
>Contact
trashreap on Discord
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>ASL
23/M/Oregon
>About you
I'm a khhv, never been on a date
I like anime (eva, lucky star, genshiken), music (screamo, post-rock, j-rock), guitar, doodling, studying Japanese, alternative fashion
I have an edgy sense of humor, but I'm still nice. Also I'm pretty chatty
I try to avoid coomer mind poison, so I don't watch porn or use social media
>What you look like
pale white, medium length brown hair, green eyes, athletic build, average height. Rate threads say I have a 6/10 face
>Looking for
a nice girl to chat, watch anime, listen to music, play vidya, and eventually have a slightly obsessive relationship with
would be cool if you're also into anime and alternative/experimental music
if you have bpd then we'll probably get along really well (being serious)
I don't have a specific physical type, just please don't be obese
>Not looking for
troons, gay men, non khhvs
>discord
i.know.its___hard.to.feel
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>>35079750
Decchan. Here I was literally hours ago venting in the thread for people who miss someone and now I see this.
You called me your online gf just weeks ago, we were supposed to meet as soon as either of us had the money to travel - those were things you initiated and I thought we were on the same page about all along. You said you were happy the more guys I talked to and ruled out because then you could be sure I really wanted you, and I did. I ruled out literally everybody else including R because feeling the way I did with you made me take him off the pedestal I'd put him on for years (so thanks for that, I guess). You'd stay on call with me while I slept and still be there when I woke up. You'd write me sweet messages right after we ended our calls and bawled just like I did when we said goodbye in the final one after you chose to pull away, simultaneously assuring me that it wasn't because what we had wasn't real no matter how I tried to push you to say it so that I could just move on. Was it just because I wasn't a khhv and you couldn't cope with it but never had the guts to tell me? Was I revolting to you all along because other men have touched me? Or did you simply not care how much this reckless behavior would inevitably hurt me because you were in it for mere kicks? You didn't have to promise you'd write or say that you'd never felt this way about anyone before, I've dealt with far worse things in my life than rejections from boys and you know that. Are you so afraid of not pleasing people that you'll say anything to appear in a favorable light?
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You told me not to put my life on hold and date if I felt like it while you proceed to "isolate" and "most likely die a virgin", did you really think I wouldn't still be in these threads? You said it wasn't a rejection, that I was special to you, yet here you are now indirectly reducing me to the number of men I've slept with despite having said you'd come back to me in the future if you managed to turn your avoidance around.
You know what your issues are. They don't make you abnormal or fundamentally broken but you have to actually work on them like you said you would, not get into new online relationships you're not mentally equipped for just to discard girl after girl while convincing yourself the problem's with them. You not caring about yourself or your own life does not give you the right not to care about the impact you have on others. You can keep changing your username and your writing style and making alts to keep seeming like you're not "one of THOSE guys" to new women or you can start actually taking responsibility for the emptiness you feel and not fill it with love you don't have the intention or capacity to reciprocate. Start by taking off the mask and by being honest with people, because that is the only way you'll ever start feeling connected to them.
Sincerely, someone who actually really cared about you and wanted to be with you as deeply as you claimed you wanted to be with her. Thanks for showing me I didn't lose what I thought I'd lost.
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>>34961808
>ASL
22 | M | Utah
>Looking for
Friend that's a girl. Maybe more, maybe not. All my friends are coworkers since I'm new to Utah, and they're all dudes. Ideally you're close-ish, like weekend trip distance? Within 300 mi of SLC?
>Not looking for
guys, LDS people, instant nsfw, people really far away/never want to meet irl
>Contact
redshig (discord)
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Hi, top is me, bottom is my highest ideal gf.
Naturally that's an idealised version, don't be afraid to contact me if you remotely see yourself into that and think we could vibe.
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>A/S/L
32/M/USA (south central CST)
>interests
Anime (casual), movies (seen about 867), vidya (MMOs/fighting games/JRPGs/FPS), documentaries about philosophy/ancient history/conspiracies and mysteries, science and engineering ideas, exploring music, the deeper internet (not just deep/dark web)
I'm usually pretty honest and can talk with you for hours and gush about random shit. I would be willing to do a call every day or so if free time permits so it's a bonus if you're kinda clingy. I'm in the process of moving right now though so sorry in advance if I miss you hitting me up.
>looking for
Women (female) 18-35, I don't really have any requirements besides that as long as we would mesh.
>not looking for
Trannies, radical poltards (both left and right), friend collectors, ghosters, schizos.
Just don't be a disgusting chain smoking ogre please.
>Discord
platocavegoblin
(No sadly I didn't draw my pic cause I suck at art)
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>>35094224
I'll let this speak for itself
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You
>A/S/L
19 male canada
>Looks
white, sometimes pale sometimes like olive or whatever, chubby, blue eyes, long curly brown hair, i look slightly tired and or sick most of the time
>Interests
anything strange, depressing, scary, or macabre, literature, history, storytelling and artistic expression in all of its forms, funny cartoon animals, video games, listening to and creating music, writing, poetry, religion, jesus of nazareth, being mentally and anti-social, collecting trinkets, doodling and drawing comics, killing myself, daniel johnston, fred rogers, hanging out with my black cat (bad luck), taking my medication, not taking my medication, loving life, not really loving life that much but also sort of loving it, talking to people, avoiding talking to people, killing myself, all things pretentious and gay
>Values
art, god, love, woke
>Contact
sextuspompeiusfestus
Them
>A/S/L
18-25, male or female, any single location on the planet earth
>Looks
not fat because i hate myself and my body
>Interests
one, multiple, or all of the interests i listed as mine, holding conversations with retarded people
>Values
not a chud, a turbo gooner, or a staunch anti-theist, assertive, not against beating the shit out of me, and or terrorizing me should the need arise, loves me and wont leave
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>>34961808
28/M/Illinois
kaneandlynchfan@protonmail.com
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Hello. I am a 70 years old grandfather that is interested in girls much younger than me. If you are one of them, or want to share one with me, please message me. I will tell you everything what I would do to you. I also have a big cock.
Here is my Teleguard ID: WF653PHNZ
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M, East Asian, tall.
>Looking For
someone who is or would like to roleplay a cool edgy high-achieving girl or a cute mean racist cheerleader stepsis
>Into
submissives, switches, brats, bullying, humiliation, raceplay (AMXF/AMWF).
>Discord
pancaked1207
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>>ASL - 25/M/USA(New England)
Hello! I’m a horny and perverted lonely guy looking for long term invested friends! Specifically I am looking for the perfect Gooning/jerkoff partner to hopefully jerk off with very frequently. Please read the rest of my post if any of this sounds interesting!
>>About Me
I’m into all kinds of nerdy hobbies including vidya, shows, movies, tech, computers, coding, comics, cooking, and more! As far as porn, which I love more than anything, I love big booty women, as long as they have fat butt cheeks I’m obsessed. And Ofcourse I love bing poked fun at for my tiny 4 inch Peepee! So I’m definitely looking for a partner with a huge one! Other porn I’m into is definitely BBC (I’m addicted) and non nude which I want a daddy to help me get addicted to.
>>You
Please be my age or preferably older, and ideally hung (double mine would be perfect daddy) and the big thing is I’m looking for a buddy who wants to control my porn intake. Make me more addicted, make me only look at non nude women daddy knows best! And Ofcourse make me worship your cock!
>>In conclusion
The big thing is I’m looking for long term, no ghosting, and a genuine friendship. Please be in the USA for time zone reasons and in case this ever turns very serious! If any of this interested you please reach out on discord, share your asl and a little about yourself! Please be interested and engaging!
>>Discord
lilbrim
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>>34966154
I look pretty close to one of the guys in that picture but I've lost 50 pounds. I'll gain the weight back if you let me hyperfeminize you and make you dress in slutty little outfits for me when you're at home.
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>>35098193
Don't let them get to you, I think it's cute that you are soft and want someone to take care of you. BPD people deserve love too, and a partner who takes the time to understand them and their needs. Add my discord and we can talk more: rattigan2472
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