>>154202494
oo oo aah aah

he makes Vinicius look normal lol

>Foot Disease Foot Disease is the fastest runner on the planet

Just a friendly reminder guys, I WILL be monitoring this thread for any racism.

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glad to see he made something of himself

>>154204754
wanker

>>154204676
nah vini is maybe the ugliest professional athlete of all time

>>154202494
19.67 is a real statement, this is the first time I genuinely start seeing the hype. Promise and age progression are different from the actual performance maximum. But this is really good. Still a world away from 19.19, but he does have enough time for that

>>154202494
>gout gout
that can't be real
no way

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>>154204754
A monitor?

>>154205531
His actual name is Guot Guot, apparently. But the Australian bureaucracy fucked it up and now everyone uses the wrong name

fascinating how wide he can open his mouth

>>154205717
And his hairline is fascinating as well

every day I laugh at all the Germans who thought Canada and Australia are great places because Germany is going to shit

>>154205941
Australia is still better than every country on this dying, shithole continent that isn't named Norway or Switzerland.

>>154206098
What good about Norway?

>>154202494
Can’t deny evolution after seeing this guy. Must be a well adapted ambush predator in African grasslands.

>>154206142
It’s not Sw*den

>>154202494
Why don’t Abos run as fast as Africans? Our land is mostly flat and full of roos bouncing at 90 km/h.

>>154206260
survival was probably so easy

Australia took in South Sudanese refugees and many of them are finding success. This should not be mocked by 30 year old racist mongs still living with mommy. Go find jobs.

>>154206326
>this simian mf gets rimmed by 10/10 white australian girls daily

This guy is bald at 18

>>154206314
they stole my bike

>>154206326
damn this nigger is horrendous looking

Show me the birth certificate

>>154206326
Him run fast?

>>154206326
Imagine his face when he cums

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>>154206326

>>154206326
At least South Sudanese don't have to cope with going bald with hairlines like his

>>154206326
>"human"

>>154206701
ayo das raycis y'all

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>>154206326
can't wait for a cartoonist here to draw him like serena williams

You just know he eats human flesh

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>>154202494
I've already watched this episode

>>154202494
Call me racist but this isn't a human

>>154206326
one race the human race

What happened to "east africans cant run short distances"
You guys are clowns that know nothing

>>154207535
australia isn't in east africa

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>>154206326
waiting for him and Vini to link up, need it or keep it?

>>154206326
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>>154207690
Mods do your fucking job ffs

What a useless, and quite frankly misleading, headline. Wake me when he breaks the record.

>>154205425
Ribéry comes to mind

>>154207535
Omanyala also exists, but he quickly disappeared again
But the general distinction is very clear. West Africans dominate short distances, East Africans dominate long distances. It’s still a valid statement
I wonder if we‘ll ever see a great West African distance runner. It seems more far-fetched somehow

>>154206956
he's probably on that GW501516 shit that gives you cancer

>>154206326
This can't be real

>>154208964
It is?

>>154206326
Come on cuh what do you want me to say

>>154206220
based

what age are you peak speed? I feel like 22 would be the fastest you ever are but maybe you can train it into your late 30s

>>154206326
Somebody needs to take him aside and tell him to let the hair go. He may run fast but he lost the fight with baldness.

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>>154202494
He looks exactly like a chimpanzee, just in facial features

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>>154206326
Lol I call bullshit on this whole thing. This is one of those "no one knew how old he actually was so we picked a number" situations. This dude is like 27.

Never trust african "prodigies" because they're usually grown-ass men larping as teenagers and their performance never improves like it should because by the time they're hitting their "prime" they're actually 37

>>154212936
He was born in Australia, and his athletic progression fits a teenager
The ridiculous part is that he has ridiculous media hype around him. If you only read headlines and/or are not too knowledgeable about sprinting times, you're bound to think he has already dunked on Bolt once and for all and is basically the best ever already, just in an early phase. And that's just ridiculous
I don't think anybody has ever heard of Gary Card for example. Puripol Boonson and Sorato Shimizu are getting some headlines now and then, they had their five minutes of fame at least. But Gout Gout? He's making positive headlines whenever he steps on track, even without perfect results

>>154206326
I actually burst out laughing when I saw the thumbnail.

>>154206956
They're all on the gas, the key is having a jew agent/manager/coach/IOC head so they brush it under the table/give you a heads up when testing is coming/give you the undetectable stuff

>>154213225
>I don't think anybody has ever heard of Gary Card for example. Puripol Boonson and Sorato Shimizu are getting some headlines now and then, they had their five minutes of fame at least

Gout Gout just ran the 16th fastest time ever dumbass

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>>154213437
He had insane hype long before yesterday, you dumb faggot. And it's still overblown in proportion, he's half a second away from Bolt's 200m WR and everyone jazzes up age progression as if this is the deciding factor. "Surpassed Bolt" and so on
Even when his 100m PR remained at 10.17, he got way more credit in this event than Card and Boonson, despite the latter two being faster. And then he ran a 10.00 and it got even more extreme.
No one is saying he's bad, show me where I said that. I'm saying he's getting extreme amounts of attention, not fully warranted in relation to other talents and where he is at right now

new trampoline track/broken wind gauge, #2 had a previous PB of 20.41. he's another fahnbulleh until he proves otherwise

Gout Gout: 19.67 (WL) (NR)
Aidan Murphy: 19.88 (PB)
Calab Law: 20.21 (PB)
Christopher Ius: 20.26 (PB)
Archer McHugh: 20.37 (PB)
Rory Easton: 20.37 (PB)
Sebastian Milverton: 20.83 (PB)
Joseph Ayoade: 21.13

>>154213561
>not fully warranted in relation to other talents and where he is at right now

Absolutely fully warranted, 16th fastest time ever

>>154213621
He doesn't get the 16th most hype ever

>>154202494
Gout as in joint?

>>154206326
This is not an evolved human

>>154208200
What did you expect from fake news BBC?

>>154206326
Uglier than an Ape’s ass.

>>154205917
They evolved aerodynamics, they can run fast so they don't get eaten by like kangaroos or some shit idk.

>>154208135
OOK OOK

>>154206326
average brazilian

>>154202494
niggas name is gout lol

>>154202494
This looks like the type of African to move to a western nation and wear a long ass polo and always be carrying something

>>154206408
>and basically... you're fucking stupid

>>154206142
They have oil so they can actually care for their infrastructure.
>>154208230
Ribéry was a fucking supermodel in comparison to whatever the OP is.

>>154206326
>18
These noggers always seems somewhere between 30-40 despite being 17-20

He has a full on aussie accent too.

>>154212936
He looks like he’s 27 because he’s on the gas.
They are all on the gas. Bolt was on the gas, everyone else on the Jamaica team was busted for being on the gas except Bolt.
Bolt just gets to keep his legacy because he had a good PR team.

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>>154218001
>on the gas.

>>154218068
Nitrous oxide, also known as hippy crack or laughing gas. By doing it every day, his constant laughter made him develop that gigantic mouth.
Also, he's on peds.

>>154218068
Anon says Gout‘s roiding, as is very Jamaican
He leaves out Americans despite them constantly getting caught, but I assume he just went with the Jamaicans because they are more illustrious

>>154206326
Clearly doctored, here's the original...

>>154206220
bodied that freak

>>154216722
I was curious and checked one of his interviews and yeah, he sounds perfectly Australian. Looks like he was actually born in Australia (to South Sudanese parents which explains his pitch-black skin) so that makes sense.

>>154206326
If I drew a picture of him I would get attacked for racism

>>154202494
Wow and at such a young age, absolutely insane. He is not human

>>154206220
Fug :DDDDDDD

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>>154218001
noo haha not my bolt he's a genuine freak of nature™

>>154218159
>He leaves out Americans despite them constantly getting caught
Everyone roid, but first worlder have a harder time roiding because it's way easier to track their athletes and there's more local support for agencies.
It's a known fact.

>>154202494
The urge to kill whitey drives him forward

>>154218001
The best part about the Bolt thing was

>Clearly taking steroids
>Olympic committee say they went a piss test
>Jamaica shit themselves and say they'll do the piss test in their totally modern and state of the art lab
>Some back and forth with Jamaica trying to delay it
>Olympic Committee reluctantly agree so they don't get called racist
>Jamaica get a piss sample from Bolt
>Edit: Allegedly get a piss sample from Bolt
>No one really knows if there was a sample because the lab mysteriously burnt down before it could be tested and because there was so much back and forth and delay about everything getting a new sample would be pointless because the gear was already out of his system by then
>Then came all of the Discovery Channel™ cope about how he's so elite because he has long legs or whatever

At the end of the day it happens in all sports. It's like that big bike race they do touring France. Easily 25 years ago they did a piss test on the winner who, big surprise failed, so whoever finished 2nd was declared the winner. But they also failed a piss test so it went to 3rd place as the winner. This went on and on until they got a clean sample and it was from whoever finished 18th or 19th I can't be sure. So they just basically abandoned the whole thing and said "say la V" or whatever those crazy baguette eating bastards say.

>>154220210
>that big bike race they do touring France.
onions

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>>154206326
Is he balding? What the fuck is that forehead

>>154206326
This image and its replies are the funniest things I've seen in a good while.

>>154206408
and with a hairline like that at 18 no less

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>>154222750
Gervinho lookin ahh

>>154220358
kek

>>154206326
I saw this nigga in Tintin in the Congo

>>154206326
whitest man in Argentina btw

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>>154202494
Who names their kid Foot Disease x2

>>154206326
You'll never find
ba ba ba ba
A hairline like mine
As long as you liiiiiiiiiiiiive

>>154225671
The family is actually named Guot, Australian immigration wrote it down incorrectly and now his father is seething that his famous son‘s name looks ridiculous

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>>154206326
Jesus fucking Christ

>>154202494
>>154206326
how much ghost hominid admixture does this nigga have?

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>>154206326
SHIIIIIIEEET

Una raza, la raza humana :)

>>154224978
ayy

>>154202494
I'm currently in bed with gout and feel this article was written by a jew simply to increase my anti-Semitism

Yeah so anyway. Reminder that Winter Olympics is the only real Olympics

>>154230191
>I'm currently in bed with gout
Nobody asked, keep your private life to yourself plz

>>154206326
Nigga even left his hairline in the dust.

>>154206326
he is both the missing link and gout patient zero

>>154206326
kino face

>>154204747
Finally. Someone fucking posted what I was thinking.