LFG Franzi

>>154204703
>non rusbert thread

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>>154204703
I kneel wout, I fucking kneel.

>>154204693
Depends who's available and it all rides on Seixas as things stand but he seems happy and he's built good relationships within his team from what I heard. Lipowitz is tied up with red bull but he's not that level. Currently there are no other riders that show that sort of ability other than Seixas. Burrito looks promising but he seems inconsistent and quite retarded. He's not empirical like poogacar either so he's not really a successor.

Agian it all lies on Seixas and Decalthon are obliged to offer him whatever he wants and continue to build a strong squad around him. Their performance is way better now than previously so they're definitely proving themselves as a very viable team. Add to that they are French and French cycling was in crisis for years, Seixas also should feel obligation to stay with them and win the tour with a french team.

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Peloton

>>154204794
Tongue out on the cobbles? That seems dangerous.

>>154204811
you think they ever.... feel the vibrations?

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>>154204836

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Lidl girl collided with a spectator

first time since 2022 that a monument winner was not Grug, Pogi or Remco

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He would be part of my retinue

>>154204924
insane stat if its true

>>154204924
Jappe won MSR in 2024

>>154204942
oh right
but he is LAME so it does not really count

>>154204924
>From Tour of Flanders 2024 Tour of Flanders 2026, every Monument was won by Pogačar or Van der Poel (with Evenepoel just before that)

AI dropping some crazy stat, that's outrageous

will amstel ever get 'monument' status?

In seasons 2020, 2022-2025 van der Poel won at least one monument.

>>154204993
Kinda shit for a monument to be honest. Doesn't have the wow factor. Strade gets monument before that.

>>154204993
not as long as it's named after a lager beer

>>154204993
Hopefully not.

>>154205003
Damn, you're right, Grug won't win a monument this year. Wout 1 - Grug 0

Why do we even need any more races classified as Monuments?

webm of pogi's near-crash on carrefour?

>>154205035
>inb4 Grug drops 10kg and wins Lombardy.

Praying for Franzi

>>154205049
We don't

>>154205073
Hope so

>>154205066
take more than that to beat Seixas

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MVDP would have won if his cleats could fit into Jappe's pedals

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>>154205073
He's been dead for a while my bert.

Poline ded

Too easy for Vos no chance

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>>154205095

kwabianne vos

time to retire

Wow

Close

>>154205111
apologize

Snatched that lol

oh my

PFP silently seething

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why are you so happy for her?

>>154205207
she could've easily won this

>>154205211
Hopefully they are lesbians that'd be super hot

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Amazing. Koch has been really strong this season, great that she finally won something big.

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1-2-3 for visma today

all of /cyc/ owes wout an apology. absolute frauds the lot of you

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>>154205301
Not me, I picked him

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top 10

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Brand still finished top 10 despite her crash

>>154205211
Former teammates

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Teide lads watching Wout win

>>154205351
why doesn't jonas ride?

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WOUT WOUT WOUT

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/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2026 GC
after
PARIS-ROUBAIX

>>154205381
based patje

>>154205369
He's a GC only fraud like Indurain, Armstrong and Contador

>>154205381
The dumbest team is 1st overall no?

>>154205381
>>154205420
as dumb as it sounds, dumbest team wins overall today

>>154205427
hors

>>154205351
Matteo looks like Tao
And Campy shaved his head bald?

Pogi really does look like a 50-years old lesbian with his blond hair

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DEUTSCHLAND

>>154205351
kek at kussen with the tabasco

>>154205427
Kek, goofy image. Post full horse and I'll get AI to shop Wout as a knight on the horse.

>>154204884
Certified Woman Moment

>>154205255
>Amazing Koch

>>154205015
I thought it was named after the Amstel river for a long time, then I realized it took place in limburg

>>154205391
i think wout would actually look cool these days if he buzzed his hair like remco

>>154205408
>hover hug

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so is this happening?

>>154205575
BASED

>>154205351
>ladies and gentlemen... we beat pogacar

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Lel Mou leaking info about big cycling twitter accounts

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>>154205624
>This could easily have been the men's timeline too

Did someone time travel back to now to fuck with Pog's bike(s)? Are we living in a simulation?

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>>154205725
>mou posting

>>154205351
fuck are these lads even eating

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*click*

>>154205725
I don't care about mou and I don't care about la flamme rouge

>>154205771
i can't take his hair serious
its so........gay

>>154205793
AINT NOTHING BUT A HEARTBREAK

(TELL ME WHY)

Pogi no. Shimano is your friend
>I got somekind of a wheelbarrow from Shimano so I could at least make a little progress, but I had to change my bike again. Then the chase began, followed by another flat tire. All things considered, it went pretty well. Wout was really strong and deserved the win."

>>154205725
everyone hates visma.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZeWqsEtPs8

Wout deflated pre race interview.

>>154205301
Rated him at Strade 2018 and ever since simple as

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>>154205469

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>>154206241

another great victory for the Dutch

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this fucking dopeur looks legit older than matje and woutje, aged 20 years in just 3 short years

Baronchelli won the 1977 and 1986 editions of Lombardia, and no Monuments in between.
Godefroot won no Monument between his victories at 1969 Roubaix and 1978 Ronde.
>>154206241
Even ignoring the placings, Ronde podium was more elite.

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>>154206377
He is so fucking ugly

>>154206363
based Dutch did it again

>>154206259
Sex with Pauline
What are those stains in her crotch-area?

>>154206404
Belloni has an 8 year gap between Monument wins, Bartali, Deman, Gimondi, Valverde a 7 year one, and Di Luca, Gilbert, Madiot, Pélissier, Schotte, van Aert a 6 year one.

>>154206512
piss and sweat, bottoms up.

>>154204759
Good to hear. Maybe I'll even buy a dec bike, to support them.
Cheers, la.

>>154204794
Peletone, innit.

>>154205095
They missed a Big Opportunity with not naming the bike "Paparello" there.

>>154206259
Kill fuck marry

Wout dedicated his victory to Michael Goolaerts, his team mate who rode his bike full speed into a bank at the Paris Roubaix race 2018 and died.
https://youtu.be/WQWe4TU8-zM?t=54

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>>154206259
Uggo knees.

>>154205275
>25 years old

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>>154204703
Wout has humiliated pog twice now. How about trice?

>>154205370
the moment wou2 reached final form and became wou1

pcs femmes doesn't considered paris-roubaix a classic because it's less than 150km

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Big congrats to Wout, but shoutout to Mads P though man, fucking 7th. This dude was in a chute catastrophalé like 2 months ago. Broken wrist, broken collar. Dude is placing top 10 in monuments as his recovery. What a comeback

>>154207440
That other Dane (the one who builds kitchen cabinets) pushes his best numbers a few months after almost dying. Mads is weak.

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*ahem*

FUCK WOUT

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>>154207765
picrel

now we just need a mads monument, a wout world championship and a remco tdf

>>154207765
van der Poel deserved it more. Van Aert fans are insufferable. But Roubaix is luck-based, thus van Aert wins it, while van der Poel is 4th, despite van der Poel being hands down the vetter runner.
Ronde is more predictive of runner quality, as shown by its podium this year.

>>154207871
grug would've been 2min ahead of pogi and wout if he hadn't punctured, but that's just how roubaix is

/cyc/ honorary /wout/

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>>154207847
mads monument (or tons of giro stages)
jonas tdf (somehow)
grug monument

>>154207871
Pogi had a flat, car right behind him, 10 s gap.
Wout flat, car further back, 30s gap.
Jappe shouldn't be riding the prototype pedals knowing well that he's the most likely to be close to mvdp.
If Wout was,'t good he wouldnt be in Pogi's wheel and Matje could close the gap against solo Pogi.

You can find reasons for 1 or the other everywhere. In the end it's part of cyclismo and it was a great race with a winner that deserved it.

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>>154207871
they all deserved it really, pogacar suffered just as much as mvdp because he had lots of mechanicals, had to burn up most of his team to get back and do a big pull himself, and then florian vermeersch chuted in the arenberg forest so he didn't have a trusted helper late in the race

i think it's the first time mvdp had a race-affecting mechanical in paris roubaix as far as i can remember (crevaisons are partly a skill issue so thats why vdp probably has so few of them)

>>154207177
>Twice
Look at the pic in the OP and count again.

Anyone got pictures/webms of when Allah crashed into arenberg and disappeared into the woods kek

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>>154207871
Love it when the slavs cope about their boy not winning. The arrogance and entitlement of it. Van Aert also had to chase back on when poogacar was in front, it's all a muchness really. Other than Van Der Poel, the results were very accurate in terms of the best on the day.

>>154208042
Don't take me for some blind Pogacar fan. He was not the favourite today, and I agree with this prediction. It is that van der Poel did not even podium is what shows Roubaix should be taken more as proof of luck, than of runner quality.
Compare with Lombardia: whoever wins it, is more likely to be the best at climby classics, than the winner of Roubaix is at flat cobbles. The top 10 at Lombardia will be highly correlated with the top climbers in the race. More predicatable, yes, but also thus better evidence of rider capability.

Toon Aerts finished 38th today

>>154208272
>He was not the favourite today
holy cope its off the scale

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ciclismo is back
motorsports (esp. F1) going to get dabbed on by cycling

>>154208272
it's partially luck but the riders can also do much to manage risk. and when shit happens, not throw a hissy fit and instead get back in the game

Ganna was really unlucky today. Oh wait actually he sat at the back like a fucking moron constantly, got caught out, road through puddles of glass and finished 8 minutes down. Luck is such a cope. Roubaix is an IQ and test of determination.

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>>154207871
this entire post lol

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>all it takes is an unprecedented amount of mechanicals and two bike swaps to just barely beat pog

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I can’t fucking stand this team

>>154208948
Remember in the tour where they blamed losing the stage on dehydration? Then the parasocial faggots had him emphasising drinking on the podium. Very pathetic behaviour. When this slav cunt retires they're fucked. Most entitled arrogant people in the sport by far.

>>154208752
it was clearly an act of divine intervention

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>Pogi lost
>Orban lost
today has been a good day

>>154208948
When they comment like this after every other race its gets a bit ridiculous.

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>>154209236
I can't believe it finally happend after all these years and he finally lost. Imagine all the suffering he has been responsible for. All the progress he has stood in the way of. All the shit he has done over the years. Europe should absofuckinglutely be done with quasi soviet bloc dictators at this point in 2026. Unironically a victory for Europe and the west in general.


Oh and I guess it's nice Orban lost too.

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>>154208948
this grandpa ain't winning another tdf

>>154209494
and just who is going to beat him this summer

Kudos to WvA, no doubt. He really deserves this win, even though I was cheering for Pogacar and felt a bit sad that he didn't win this one. Specially that we will not have another opportunity of a rider winning all 5 in one season in many years to come, or maybe never again.

I wonder now if Paris-Roubaix will be the new Milan-Sanremo to Pogi. Trying every year untill he wins.

He is still on track to win 4 monuments in one season, and that also never happened in cycling history.

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>even though I was cheering for Pogacar

>>154209588
i would simply not have done that

>>154209588
fuck they are bookin

>>154209610
you didn't know?

>>154209588
BASED
UAEtraitors get the rope
Vermeersch, Bjerg, Deldopo and all the other loyal Pogi janissaires

>>154209552
you copied this from twatter surely

>>154207871
KWAB

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How many sleeps until Paris-Roubaix?

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>>154210300
365

https://youtu.be/3LOTBaMTNtk?t=444

you can actually hear the crowd here. makes it 10 times better. the buffoons at tnt always have the roadside sounds low.

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>>154205095

https://youtu.be/qGGNbmVExw0

https://youtu.be/PA-SYS6usbA

This is a banger

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WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS THIS?!

This was the closest we'll ever get to a rider winning the 5 monuments in the same year btw

>>154211516
I've got at least another 50 years left in me. There will be another rider with a chance

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Excuse me, but why is no one talking about the femmes?

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>>154211766
i've mainly been trying to find medical updates on some of the riders, that amber van der hulst looked particularly nasty but appearantly she's going to be okay

i think i need to make an instant gram account because teams seem to update more there than on twitter, it is hard to find news about the lesser known names of the female peloton. shari bossuyt escaped without any real injuries so thats also good news

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Ahem
FUCK Team Picnic PostNL

i just wanna say sorry wout
you good

>>154211034
when I go to worlds in montreal in september should I make a sign that says "opibert, omibert"

>>154209665
r*ddit actually

I would take Pogacar coming in 3rd, just so it is not van Aert one of those who beats him. van der Po was clearly the best runner in the race, but his timeloss was much greater due to where he suffered a flat, an event that can't be influenced by skill and capabilities, but is instead down to pure luck.

>>154215573
Time to let it go friend, this is the life of Paris Roubaix. Worst riders than wout have won it

One of the best races of the modern era.
>>154215573
>t. Slovenian
Wout is top tier and won fair and square. Alpecin was extremely foolish to use mismatched experimental cleats, and both MVDP and Tadej’s experimental setups proved detrimental (both sh*mano)

>>154215670
which part of pogis setup was experimental?

>>154215675
35mm front tire, unofficial 1x drivetrain

>>154215573
cycling isn't purely about who does the most watts per kg. If it was, it would be extremely boring to watch, which it increasingly is because everyone rides looking on their power meter.
Cycling is also about tactics and having a bit of luck. Yesterday luck was on Wout's side and deserved the win. He made the race and he played out his tactical leverage on Pogashart to perfection

>>154215670
>>154215683
The drivetrain didn't cause him issues and neither did the big tires. He got a couple of punctures but that's just luck in Roubaix.

>>154215741
>He made the race
He had like one half attack and then sucked wheels. His team was very good and he got lucky, but that's the majority of roubaix's win

>>154215770
wout was the best rider yesterday AND he had luck on his side. Even his body language confirmed he was the best. And he absolutely obliterated pogashart in the sprint

>>154215573
No it was maximum fun yesterday, PR magic is that you can never predict who wins as puncture reaper awaits everyone and at every moment around the corner

>>154215780
lmao

>>154215780
it's alright wout

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heh, Pogi just needs to eat more.

Who Wout have thought

>>154215793
Fun is when result matches capabilities. Last year was so, van der Poel avoided crashes, but Pogacar did not, and avoiding crashes is a skill. This year where runners' tires got flats was decisive, but avoiding flats on narrow cobbled secrions is not a skill.

>>154215890
That's the opposite of fun. Sport needs to be somewhat unpredictable. Il Lombardia is a race where the result matches capabilities. It's also fucking shite.

>>154215809
>>154215815
the simple fact is that everyone loved that wout won:
https://sporza.be/nl/2026/04/12/totale-extase-en-zelfs-tranen-hele-wereld-viert-zege-van-aert-maar-vooral-deze-italianen-gaan-he-le-maal-los~1776026760542/

Wout haters are subhuman and most likely jewish

>>154215890
I don't think it's a coincidence that MVDP is usually so lucky in not gtting flats. Even yesterday he did only have issues on Arenberg, I think there is some skill in being able to not ride in the parts of the roads with least chance of flatting

The last 5 years of cycling have been easily more entertaining than the previous 10. Just sayin

Still sad that Wout won yesterday

>>154215920
>Lance
>Contador
>Vroome
>Pog
Cycling always needs a good villain

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this didn't work that well

>>154215913
I don't care that wout won and I'm glad pogi didn't win he needs as much challenge as possible. I'm just laughing at people saying wout was the strongest.
>Wout haters are subhuman and most likely jewish
Ah I see, still drunk?

I feel like the popularity of Wouts win really shows how tired everyone really is of Pog winning almost everything, even the people that cope by talking about how fantasic it is to witness one of the greatest of all time.

If you wanted Pog to win you dont actually like cycling

>>154215956
If Pog wasn't in the race everyone would still be ecstatic about Wout winning it. Y'all are deluded if you don't think Wout is loved by most. btw so is Pog.

>>154215956
People have been saying "Wout deserves a monument win" since before pogi even started to think about roubaix

>>154215933
why do you reckon there were so many flats in general? I think it was mostly snake bites by the unusually high speeds on the cobbles

Funny how the Danes have to pretend to care about Wout to hate on Pogacar because their boy can't beat him for the last 3 years

>>154215974
I'm a certified Wout hater after this shit he pulled on Jonas last summer. But the enemy of my enemy is also my friend, so right now Wout is my friend.

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woke up with a massive hangover but still felt like frodo

>>154215914
Last year Wout had a flat in Arenberg iirc. I think that's why he was ripping it up in the front yesterday. If you take the lead on that section, you can anticipate the worst bumps and control your speed and you can't get fucked by riders in front of you crashing or doing silly stuff.

>>154215973
I would like to see comparative statistics between last year and this one 2bh. maybe number of mechanicals were roughly the same, but favorites were more affected this year. it did seems like this year flat galore was rather unusual.

>>154215982
>'m a certified Wout hater after this shit he pulled on Jonas last summer
the shit he pulled on jonas? You mean that he restored what little was left of visma's honour?

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>>154215996
He abandoned his captain. Probably a mangement decision but still. What a dumbass.

>>154216007
look, you try to pin it on wout all you want but in the end pogacar was just too doped to be beaten and we all knw it

Van Aert didn't win Paris-Roubaix. He won "Paris-Roubaix Hauts-de-France" which is not the same

>>154215987
>Last year Wout had a flat in Arenberg iirc
He didn't

>>154216024
Compiègne-Roubaix (Hauts-de-France) (fka Paris-Roubaix (Hauts-de-France) (fka Paris-Roubaix))

Hello I am new to cycling and my bike is red and white. Who is /myguy/?

>>154216051
Felix GrosSHARTner

>>154216051
Florian Lipowitz

>>154216051
Marcel KITTEL

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OOOOOOoooo Gran Camino tomorrow

>>154216051
Nils "The Great Wall of Enamel" POLITT

Pog will never win Roubaix

>>154216051
Gino Mader

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>>154216094

>>154215956
Poogacar is sensationalist slop for commentators and non fans who don't sit through 4hr stages. Wout gave us a day of entertainment yesterday. He was aggressive, he shaped the race and then won the sprint in brilliant fashion. Breath of fresh air. That's the sort of thing poogacar has deprived the fans of the last 6 years.

>>154214743
FDJ in the gutter too. They've fallen off a cliff in recent years.

>>154216074
they just need to alter the route a little. skip some of the pavé and do a little loop around Mont Cassel/Mont Noir instead. It's called the hell of the north after all so going even more northern just makes the race more authentic. you could put up some VIP tents on these hills and get some drone footage and really make the race come alive for fans

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could become an iconinc paris roubaix climb

>>154216154
They could even name a beer after it. And they could do a dozen mini-Roubaixs before the real Paris-Roubaix where they do the same loops with the same sectors

>>154216166
Tuborg Classic Goldrace i'd watch

>>154216166
kek

>>154216154
They need to put mont cassel in more eaces THOUGH

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbFymZceHKQ

Now Wout anthem dropped last night

Thinking about it more, it is actually that the clearly weaker runner was the one who beat Pogacar today. Had vdP won yesterday, it would be interpreted as Pogacar losing on skill and capability. But with mere van Aert beating Pogacar, and vdP not even podiuming, future historians of road cycling, will correctly interpret this Roubaix as coming down to luck.
The biggest immediate loser is of course vdP, but he too will benefit from this future judgement.

>>154216338
every roubaix is a lottery

>>154216368
Yesterday more than usual

>>154216338
damn you are a sore loser. you should be HAPPY that there is one race the great satan cannot 100% win, for now.

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ivan sosa really fell off in recent years, there was a real tug of war over his signing

Still can't believe Pog and Orban got blown the fuck out on the same day. Maybe there is a god.

>>154216338
Just take a day off internet

Just 10 more monuments and we can catch up to Pogacar Woutsisters

>>154216428
There was no Soros tweet to congratulate Wout though

>>154216372
silly response

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Just 8,873 more hours from this moment

some jumbo U23 rider crashed coming into the velodrome in 3rd position yesterday lmao, kwabbed

>>154216586
8873/24 = 369.7

13.4.2026 + 369.7 = 11.4.2027? what is the UCI cooking :skull emoji:

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>>154216674
So google in unreliable in 2026
It's 8712 hours to the next PR

Is*

>>154216586
>>154216707
>Ahhh google and AI help me!!!!! I cannot do multiplication
Zoomers are so cooked.

Runners who in their career won 1 San Remo and 1 Roubaix, and no other Monuments:
Degenkolb
van Hauwaert
van Aert

>>154216586
>>154216707
Kek

Why is Omloop curse so strong?

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>>154216338

>>154215770
Why would he attack when others (mostly Pogi) kept desperately attacking him?

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scat ferguson had food poisoning so thats why she disappeared from the race so early

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>>154216586
>>154216707

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there are 4 (FOUR) Kulsets

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huge news lads
BIG Salby is coming to Europe
I don't know what FYN is but it suddenly got way more prestigious

>>154217184
It's Mads PEDERSEN hunting grounds

>>154217184
You can hover over the acronym and it will show the full name

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this seems like a lot of unnecessary travel
won't be picking Salby for my Kumano team
just like Ice Grug wrote in his book, and I quote, " unnecessary travel is for fucking retards"

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when there's riots going on Looting Larry goes straight to Decathlon

>>154216968
Not saying he should, just that he didn't "make the race"

>>154217174
Yeah, and the dad is the owner of UNO-X

Horner saying Wout and Pog were doing almost equal work lol

Pogacar: Merckx
van der Poel: de Vlaeminck
van Aert: Goodefroot

>>154217361
lol Pogi is de Vlaeminck
no one liked de Vlaeminck and no one likes Pogi and de Vlaeminck is known as the gypsie which Pogi ALSO is

pogacar = bobet
vingegaard = robic

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>>154215158
You weren't kidding. Damn its horrible in there.

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>>154215974
Classic case of DDS here.

>>154217664
Patriots

>>154217750
>Patriots
Wrong general friend >>154169630

Genuinely cannot fathom someone cheering for poogacar whilst not being a slav gremlin. Why? Because le epic records?

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AI is such trash, I just want an easy way pick me pepes.

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>>154217999
did you mean green house?

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>>154217999
Organizing you're /cyc/ folder is eventually such a tedious job it's better to just give up

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>>154217785
a LOT of people are like
>I am akhtually a really BIG fan of the best cyclist/team/footballer
it has less to do with dopacar and more with this mentally. they previously were BIG fans of FROOME and will be BIG fans of whoever comes after pogacar

>>154218059
kek

>>154218067
Sometimes I scroll up and down my folder a dozen times, because I know I have that one good one with the expression that would work perfectly. Only to end up picking a half good squeaker almost at random :(

>>154218087
Cringe womanly behaviour siding with the strongest? Yeah that sums up a lot of his fans. Poogacar fans are midwits at best. A lot of italians, americans and spanish fans I notice. Slop nations of halfwits.

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Looks like some Berts have severe Fleche Wallonne fever. Extra potent this year with the great Seixas competing.

>>154218265
If pogi isn't there this will be too easy. I have LIEGE fever, never thought I would say this

>>154218087
Luved Lance, 'ated Froome, luv Pogacar. You wouldn't get it

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These are the legs of the best cyclist of all time

>>154218361
this is why you wear long socks. ankle socks expose you

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>>154217999

>>154218361
I see more chiseled calves on random sunday rides. pogi's legs must just be the max. achievable by a clean WADA-tested rider

>>154218428
Kek. Cyc pros are so fucking dorky.

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wtf is this true berts

>>154218361
lighting, fat % and pump matters.

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>>154218564
>the reference for the last claims
If science says so, who are you to doubt

>>154218564
amanda coker holds a bunch of z2 world records so it's not that crazy

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Video of Pogacar waiting for a bike change, and reluctantly accepting the Shimano.

>>154218648
based shimanoman. he was so happy to have something to do.

>>154218661
Where was he when grug needed him? Dude would probably have won the race on that bike

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Vindicated

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>>154218679
It's a nice bike too

>>154218648
it's funny how chaotic and bonkers and dangerous and stupid this race is but we collectively accept that once a year we get to send some of the best riders in the world to risk season-ending injuries and things happen that would lead to a SafeR investigation any other race

it's basically like The Purge

>>154218648
>all these motorised vehicles holding up the runners behind because of muh Pogi
Fucking hell.

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>>154218615
Squeaker science says it ain't so

>Wout van Shart
I re-watched the finish. Now that the dust has settled it was actually a pretty slurpy way to win. Wheelsuck the entire finale and then attack on the last 400 meter.

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>>154218981
>initiated the attack
>had his team as leverage
>stuck with the strongest rider in the world despite many attacks
>flawless technical and tactical performance

You do not pull hard with that rider on your wheel, much less if you have a strong sprinter behind. He rode the race in a perfect manner and also had a mishap which poogacar made sure to make count by pulling hard to ensure it was harder for him to return. Wout was hands down the strongest on the day. His team played well, he put in a great performance and showed tactical composure. If you think it's slurpy, then maybe you can slurp the sub saharan cum off urska's cunt along with poogacar. Do not try to downplay this victory.

our favorite schizo channel became ai slop garbage
expected desu

>>154218929
that's not the same thing though. I specifically asked if women can keep up with men in zone 2 specifically.

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>>154219181
what are you planning on doing bert

>>154219237
I want to know if it's realistic to take my gf on long z2 rides and expect her to keep up.

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>>154219401
Depends on the gf. How do your FTPs compare? How long would the ride be? etc.

>>154219418
she's very fit for a girl, probably top 1%, so in theory, if jewgle is correct, she should be able to keep up.

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Not sure if you guys can help. I'm looking to buy a bike for my 3 year old. At first I thought I'd piece together a build, but it seems like the most expensive option the more I research. Would picrel be good for a first bike? So I go with a coaster brake or hand brake?

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>>154219866
>using pedals

>>154218648
This is one of the rare times I saw a rider actually accepting a shimano bike.
I don't understand why so many will rather stand there, and wait 2 minutes for their car. I understand it's not optimal if it's not your bike, but any bike is still faster than you standing there waiting.

>>154219866
I don't see why not. There are loads of different bikes on the market. That seems fine for the motion and balance. You could get a balance bike like >>154219884 but they are much cheaper than that pic. Remember they'll grow out of it very quickly, so it might be worth investigating a second hand bike but they are not super cheap because they tend to be in good condition, again because they're not used a lot because of the age. By the time they're 5 make sure they've got gears though, it makes it a lot more fun for a kid. Frog Bikes is a great brand if you can get them in america. They're in my opinion the best kids bikes.

>>154220063
Guess rider in those cases bank on being brought back by their teammates. PR's chaos definitely makes it the best choice to take the bike.

But yeah it is a bit ridiculous. Just how bad can they be?

>>154219437
It's actually true that women are better in endurance. But we're talking very long, like quadruple marathon long. Their intensity is low though. So it takes a long time for the men to start falling off.
Else women would be riding the same distances than men, but they don't, they get junior distances.
If you're planning to ride around Europe with your bike, she'll be crying in the beginning and you will be crying by the end.