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>return of the schwabenchads sub-edition

>Freitag
Augsburg 2 - 2 Hoffenheim

>Samstag
Dortmund 0-1 Leverkusen
Leipzig 1-0 Gladbach
Wolfsburg 1-2 Frankfurt
Heidenheim 3-1 Union Berlin
St. Pauli 0-5 Bayern

>Sonntag
Köln 3-1 Bremen
Stuttgart 3-0 HSV
Mainz - Freiburg
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heuer fernandes is the best keeper in the league
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wat für untermenschen diese hivögel
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Omari GLATTE note 6
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undavbros...
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>HUHNDAV
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Undav must have wasted at least 2xG today
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>>154206071
it's getting up there, yeah
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I apologise for everything based Nager, Undav is fucking shit
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OH NO NO NO
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BILAL EL KHANNOUSS
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Omari having one of the worst performances I’ve ever seen by a CB in the bundes
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so hivaggot wants this tag heuer ferndandez for national keeper yes? lmao not even a fourth construction man
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>154206135
get fact checked you retard
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Mir doch scheißegal, wer neben Bayern, Dortmund und Stuttgart in die Pilzliga einzieht, ihr Penner!
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154206163
>concede 4: number one
>concede 0: number five
>get fact checked you retard
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without the best german keeper in the world this would be 7-8:0
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>>154206131
Gewärmter Mario ist der größte Scheisshausverteidiger der in der Liga rumturnt.
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super result. bis später, bros.
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>christ is k-ack
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>>154206163
Kicker writers are legit retarded I think, like how is nicochad not top 3?
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>>154206393
and Kackhaus is number 7
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>>154205923
how would you motivate your players ?
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>>154207038
best players wins the matchday worn pantsu
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>höler mogging tietzer
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meh, not to worried if we lose this
full focus on return leg
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mainz got low key some serious ballers
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>>154207038
step on their balls with cleats
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SCHALA LA LA
SCHALA LA LA
SCHALA LA SCHALA LA
SCHALA LA LA LA
DER FC SCHALKE
WIRD DEUTSCHER MEISTER
UND WIR HOLEN DEN POKAL
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chudbros what is happening in hungary?
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>>154208561
Good post
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>>154208561
thx for the free 6 points next season
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>>154208696
are Unseredemokraten unironically claiming the W after Orban ruled for 16 years?
i haven't checked since the way to EU membership is still blocked for Ukraine
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>>154208866
>He doesn’t know
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Red Bulls toilets got trashed again
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>>154209124
>He
be more tolerant
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drunk drunk drunk
now I make pancakes
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>>154209124
trust me, I do :p
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>>154206393
his average is going to be better after tomorrow, he got note 1
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>>154205923
Based edition
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The c*ty of hamburg lost 9:0 to souf fc
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the game today doesnt matter because we BTFO them 2:1 with 10 men when half our starting XI wasnt injured
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>Offiziell: Ende beerbt Anfang in Düsseldorf
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>>154212526
you could say his first Arbeitstag will be the Anfang von Ende
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>>154212526
>>154213040
Das Ende von Anfang ist der Anfang von Ende
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>>154209457
Imagine the smell
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>>154214146
Doch, Sie vergessen das Mittel
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>>154212526
Karnevalsverein
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>nicochad 88 saves, note 1, performance of the year
>Kicker: nah we'll give motm to someone else
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LEAVE ETA ALONE YOU FUCKING CHUDS!
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>>154215849
Diomande is simply the best winger in the world behind Yamal

>his gegenspieler ullrich got subbed minute 33 and received a note 6
nuff said
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>>154215912
her big black husband will protec
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Perez made the call to Ceferin, it's over
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>>154216930
>cefballed again
and the only man who speaks out against this publically (Sammer) gets maligned as an Ossi chud
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>>154216930
Real Madrid? NOOOOOO GIVE ME Leverkusen or 9-man Italian farmers!!!
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>>154216930
reicht schon nicht dass der vini uns morgen fickt.. jetzt kommt auch noch der schiri dazu..
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lmaoooo
he's one of those refs who officiate arab games for the big bribe money too
yeah this shit is over
Upamecano red in minute 29
career ending foul on Olise with no card in minute 15
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>>154216977
og Bavarians have been clamoring for Liverpool because of the Wirtz saga
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>looking for 00cuses already
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>"see you tuesday"
>already here again
this nigga really is unemployed with no friends so he's here 24/7
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>nooooo stop taking 5 minutes of your lifetime to refresh an online page
cope and seethe
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>>154216930
Yes yes, they are not even hiding it anymore
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>>154216930
Honestly i don't remember any of these games being controversial unlike so many games that involved Madrid. The last two Leipzig vs Madrid games were even more rigged than their last games vs Bayern
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>>154216993
>>154216930
the ref already tried his best in the bernabeu to help them win and it didn't matter, he won't be able to do shit in Munich
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>Weil der Bundesligist keine Verwendung mehr für den Stürmer hat, der zum Ende der letzten Saison hin bereits zum Auslaufmodell geworden war und intern einer der Stinkstiefel gewesen sein soll, die zum schlechten Kabinenklima beigetragen haben.
Kabinengift Lois Openda. Xavi the other
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>>154217328
the ref in that game was also from slav-lands and also does arab games
all of these EE refs like that are ceferin's personal thugs
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>„Der Bundesliga-Trainer, der gegen sie verliert, hat für immer sein Gesicht verloren. Es gibt, glaube ich, kaum etwas Peinlicheres.“ Darauf antwortete Union unmissverständlich: „Aber genau das bist du, ein Sexist.“ Auch auf die Behauptung, kein Spieler nehme eine Frau in Fußballfragen ernst, reagierte der Verein deutlich: „Bei aller Liebe, aber das ist Sexismus.“
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>>154217363
not an argument
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>>154217363
Unfortunately Union can't go down to 2. Bundes even if they lose all remaining games 32 points will be enough
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>Düsseldorf hire Alexander "End" after firing Markus "Beginning"
>Union hire a woman
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>Schalke 04 kann auch gegen Preußen Münster auf Moussa Ndiaye zählen: Das DFB-Sportgericht hat die Gelb-Rot-Sperre des Senegalesen aufgehoben.
bin gespannt was sie als nächstes versuchen werden um uns vom hochkommen abzuhalten...
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>>154217501
Bravo Nolan
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>>154217574
2nd time >schalke gets a red card riverded, holy * promotion
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Liverpool will get destroyed by PSG at home tomorrow and Flori will ask himself what the fuck he's doing at that broken club. Without Klopp they will never win anything again
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Wirtz will be at Bayern next year. Musiala will sit on the bench while getting 25M a month
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>>154218064
>muh flopp
they won the league last season, mr redditor
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>>154218101
Because City, Chelsea and United can no longer be taken seriously. They are second tier clubs now that can't compete with the big boys in the champions league. And now that Salah is washed Liverpool is completely done
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>Nach Sky Sport Informationen hat mit dem FC Liverpool der erste englische Top-Klub Interesse am 20-jährigen Shootingstar hinterlegt - drei Tore und elf Vorlagen in bislang 25 Bundesliga-Saisonspielen. Die Hoffenheimer sind darüber offiziell informiert worden. Toures Vertrag bei der TSG läuft noch bis 2029 - ohne Ausstiegsklausel
When will they learn?
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>>154218092
he made it loud and clear that hes got no interest in joining the chicken stall, Uli can deliver even more kilos of weißwürste to papa wirtz, his mind wont change
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chud bros, our response?
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imagine building the stadium with your own hands and then some BBC whore moves in
it happened to thousands of Unioners
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is her boyfriend black?
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>filetard cuckposting again
mind you hes 43 years old doing this
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>it still doesn't understand the concept of copy-pasting
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>>154218580
All Premier league teams are at an all-time low, same thing applies to La Liga. Bayern and PSG are the only good teams in the world right now
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>man huhnited
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>>154220497
they got robbed
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>"i'll suck you guys off if you win"
and just like that she made union welt- and europameister.
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please let it happen, god, it would be so fucking funny
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>>154221937
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GuMo
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damn he tans well
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what illness does he have this time?
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>live ticker for an union training
What a time to be alive
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nix besseres zu tun?
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https://x.com/fcunion/status/2043994064740065536
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BREMEN HOLT DEN DERBYSIEG
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we are literally going to shoot you down to bestbundes
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>>154225450
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>>154225315
lmao at the comments
also lmao at the union admin furiously replying to them
also lmao at her being like 5ft tall and you can just tell that none of those browns or blacks will respect any of the shit she says because of cultural reasons
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>Der Fan, der im Stadion der Dortmunder Borussia am Samstag reanimiert und dann ins Krankenhaus gebracht wurde, ist noch am selben Tag verstorben.
>Erst am Wochenende zuvor war ein Fan beim Heimspiel der Frankfurter Eintracht gegen den 1. FC Köln (2:2) im Stadion zusammengebrochen und wenig später im Krankenhaus verstorben.
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>>154225743
when you sink this low might as well own it
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>Loui
also Horst "169cm Inkompetenz" talking about quality after flopping at Schalke, Hannover, Köln and the BSW
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>Gisdol is vereinslos
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>Bayern want to blow €70m on Anthony Gordon
is he even good?
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>>154225851
Bro is legit af but wooden expect some clogg wearing dutchnigger retard to understand this
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>>154225879
I never watch Newcastle so I'm asking if he's even good enough to justify his price tag, did something get up your ass?
>6 goals in the league + red card
>but 10 goals in UCL
might be a big game player but 70m for a backup is wild
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>>154225851
>fail to get Wirtz, he joins liverpool
>buy some overpriced dead wood from Liverpool instead

>fail to sign Woltemade, he joins Newcastle
>buy some overpriced dead wood from Newcastle instead
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>>154225920
so what you're saying is he's gonna get 45GA+ per season? buy him immediately
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what im saying is, Cuckberl is the Robin Hood of the EPL, saving club by club from financial fair play by overpaying for overpriced shitters
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https://x.com/nocontextfooty/status/2044023528152801416
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>>154225939
>by overpaying for overpriced shitters
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Haaland would score 80 in the Bundes des
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why didn't he THOUALDEBEIT
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>>154225945
>nooooo you dont understand it! we had no other choice then to pay 100m for Kane to farm the blundershitga!!
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>>154225976
oh so you are just straight up fucking mentally disabled
as expected of a bundes poster
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>>154225985
>seething at the truth
lmao, don't pop a vein, unc
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>Schlotterbeck-Klausel gilt nur für 3 Klubs
>Es soll sich dem Magazin zufolge um Real Madrid und den FC Liverpool handeln, die schon vor der Vertragsverlängerung als mögliche neue Klubs für Schlotterbeck galten. Als weiterer Interessent wurde lange auch der FC Bayern diskutiert, ob die Münchner jedoch auch jetzt der dritte Klub sind, für den die Ausstiegsklausel gilt, geht aus der Meldung nicht hervor.
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it's not happening nico
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>>154226154
>>154226132
do these clubs even want him? have they ever shown interest?
I feel like schlotterkek is horribly overrated
he was pushed as this super CB all of a sudden but I've never seen him do some outstanding shit
just bang average
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>>154206135
hold that you low iq piece of shit
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>>154226218
nothing but rumours have been "reported" on.
probably launched either by him or kehli or both kek
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ENDE
MANN
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>alcohol + cigarettes
what else do you need?
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JULE
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ES SCHÜLLERT WIEDER
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>Gwinny is kill

Das ist nicht gut
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>>154226244
Shartubolu für den shaft?
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>watching womeme's football
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Lamine is going to secure his ballon dor today
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>>154226380
nah, Simeone is gonna break that buck
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>>154226389
nah Hansi wird barca player with the number 31
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Gansi
Wirtz

Can they do it?
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>>154226473
Barca will make it unless they get another red card but Leberpool will stand no chance. Wouldn't be surprised if they get dismantled tonight. Look at that Starting 11. Slot is going fill retard
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>>154226389
GuMo retard, never doubt me brotha
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>>154226473
>Isak
nope lmaoooo
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>Derweil in Birmingham: Marvin Ducksch war am Abend des Ostermontags in einen Autounfall verwickelt.

>Da der ehemalige #Werder-Profi als Fahrer wohl unter Alkoholeinfluss stand, wurde er vorübergehend festgenommen. Am kommenden Montag steht der erste Termin vor einem Richter an.
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>>154226671
based drunk driving retard
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>Atletico
lol
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PSG schwimmt
peinlich
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kinda insane how shit dumbele is considering he just won a Ballon d'Or
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>doue out
>mendes out
bayerndusel?
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Chuddybros.. we got pwned..
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>>154227107
wrong.
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>>154226982
>
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Etikett got the same achilles rupture Hollerchad got.. why does this always happen to the most promising and talented players
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this Simeone monkey child is truly hideously ugly
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>154226982
kwaboty
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>having the gall to *kwaboty* anyone when (you) post horrendous shit takes like 154226380 & 154226557
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holy shit man what an atmosphere @ Atleti
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>Wirtz
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>Wirtz raus
>Flick raus
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>>154227557
the ballon dor and the future of football is in safe hands

just enjoy the show
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>>154227641
best performance in ages, you chuds
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>Knirpz raus
>Fick raus
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>Bier rein
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>>154227679
grim, what happened to our wonderboy?
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>>154227759
dont do a ducksch later bremi
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>Manuel Neuer wird zum zweiten Mal Vater.
GuMo & congratz
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he definitely did end that handball career
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GuMo

how are we feeling Bayern bros?
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>>154230439
https://x.com/FCBayern/status/2043965490242961559
my body is ready
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Homo chuds explain yourselves.

If he's gae like you lot keep insisting, why does he keep making babies with a wahmen?
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>>154230598
Schalke powerz
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>>154230621
im in Austria over the weekend
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>>154230727
Wanna hang out
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>>154230769
No.
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>>154230769
nein bro
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>>154230769
Yh x
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>>154206024
>look up highlights video for this moment
>when the ball spins out towards to ref the crowd doesn't fatuously shout "SHOOOOOOOOOOOT", or whatever their regional equivalent is
Has the game gone, or was it always like this over there?
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>>154230598
Same reasons as for Penaldo, jeet
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>>154230845
we don’t do that in Germany
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>>154230769
ja klar
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>>154226380
huh
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>>154230439
https://x.com/elchiringuitotv/status/2044192435509608948
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>154230439
>look mom, I made another cuckpost!
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you know, not everyone vicariously lives through Mono Jr and thinks that posting him get buck broken by based Upa is cuck behavior.
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cuck
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>cuck
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>>154231542
lol
based
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>kinkshaming on the sports board
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>>154231740
breh
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Hbbs ich will in den wal einfach eindringen yani rt
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>>154231655
nothing against it, just dont live your black fetish out here
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hype for the game
Bayern left so many chances unfinished in the Bernabeu this should be a high scoring one
Real can never be counted out as well
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>>154231740
sia is probably the worst artist try to perform by a male. he's quite close even
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about to be one of this suave spanish billionaire's most priced pieces of art
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>>154230439
we just need to score so many goals where it's impossible to rig it
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>>154231740
Sad day to have ears
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#packmas #roadtoBudapest
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>>154232286
>11 incels
That the new name of the German cabinet? XD
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>>154232284
that's like 4 players for Madrid who don't track back
this is gonna be on goalfest, potentially on both sides
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tf is wrong with the internet since yesterday?

>>154232227
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how are we feeling Hühnchenbros?
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>>154232322
i could punch smn
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>>154232322
just fucking start the match already
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slow ass fucking 4chan bruh
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>>154232378
shit was down when BVB beat PSG too
today is another iconic moment lost
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>still no match threads on /sp/
is the captcha still fucked so you can't even make new threads?
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>>154232378
the positive outcome is that we have to read fewer of your retarded posts
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>still no match threads on /sp/
is the captcha still fucked so you can't even make new threads?
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are we seriously still talking about Noyer at the wc?
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stream any1?
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>>154232433
Yes Backhaus still needs some time
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edel vro>>154232465
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if anyone needs me I will be on the couch
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>>154232465
footybite to
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>>154232471
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test
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RIP José
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>Noyer
what a fucking piece of shit.
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>NOIR
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WTF DID HE JUST DO
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classic Neuer
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BOK BOK BOK
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAA
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YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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PAVLOCHAD
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how the hell is that not a yellow for Mono?
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>>154232758
it's real
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Neuer on the ball fucking scares me man
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halal is swimming hard
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ultras said the atmosphere would be fire..
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>>154232832
in their element, yeah
two good chances
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BASED UPA COOKIN THAT STUPID MONO AGAIN
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diving for a free kick
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BOK BOK BOK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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neuers fault. why did he went for fisting monos flank, instead of just holding it
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Neuer gets too much respect
No one in BuLi tries this anymore
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BOK BOK BOK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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he had one good game
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what the fuck is this referee team???
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JUST EAT
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HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY
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HURRIKANE
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>>154233079

It's the guy who got arrested in his home country for human trafficking, drugs and connections to organized crime.
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YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHARRY
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BOK BOK BOK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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/a/ssist
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BOKBOKBOKBOKBOK
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sharks vs chicken
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if it's still tied in the 90th minute we will get the inevitable "penalty to real madrid"
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these piece of shit servers are ruining are legendary night
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>>154233365
I hate dutch people so much it's unreal
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ACK
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>>154233471
>blundershitga 00perts want this grandpa to ruin our wm
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>Davies
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SUPPEN HÜHNCHEN
SUPPEN HÜHNCHEN
HEY
HEY
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wheres the wondermutt?
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>Diaz
bro.......
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PSG are going to bulldoze either of these
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buyerns defense is nonexistent. every real counter is super dangerous
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>>154233868
offence or nothing
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>>154233868
Tuchel would have gone to manmarking
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>>154233499
how many meltdowns did you have today until now?
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>>154232405
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>>154233909
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>>154233909
neuer heute
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you guys genuinely said Olise is better than Yamal lmao
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>Bayern hasn't won against Real Madrid at home since 2012
Time to rename the Arena to Bernabito
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>>154234100
can only hear uns Real fans too heute
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if >we go out i will blame Neuer for it and push for his retirement
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>FINI Jr
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BAYERN BONUS
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Noyer aka the white boomer shartubolu
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lmao
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>b00n looses to 10 men fake madrid
Keeeeeeeek
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>>154234261
we need a Zunullreich super sub or this is over
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LUCHOOOOOOOO
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tv off, thanks schiri
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LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO
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>>154234296
KWAB
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Bayern finna win
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Neuer will cost them the next round
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YABBA


DABBA
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


>>154234296
>>154234305
>>154234363
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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jabba dabba doooooooooo
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OLISEEEEEEEE
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MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL
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WIR REAL MADRID FANS WURDE BESCHISSEN
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>>154234462
>Neuer will cost them the next round

ENJOY YOUR DAILY MELTDOWN TRANNY, LMAO, CYA NEXT MATCHDAY AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
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RM was robbed. Imagine if it was the other way around.
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greatest quarterfinal of all time?
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DAS HÄTT ZUM SCHLUSS NICHT BESSER LAUFEN KÖNNEN
HAHAHAHA
ROT UND DANN AUCH NOCH DAS 4-3
HAHAHAHA
>>154234600
>>154234462
>>154234363
>>154234296
>>154234261
>>154234157
>>154234100
>>154234083
>>154234033
>>154233499
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED
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>>154234575
Warum bist du eigentlich nie im Stadion? Achsoo … stimmt ^^
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is there a single man shaft player left at Hühnchen?
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the remontada literally exists and wasnt decided by the ref like today
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HAHAHAHA KHEDIRA IS STRAIGHT UP SEETHING
ABOUT TO EXPLODE
GET FUCKED
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
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HAHAHAHAHA FUCK MADRID AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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olise + diaz are such greai love watching these two guys play football
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>>154234692
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA LMAO
>>
>90% of all posts are from the mentally ill bayernfag
its the parasites from all the anal sex that makes you mentally ill
>>
Wontorra looking rough
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>>154234757
its insane how silent they've been all night until the usual bayern bonus got redeemed
>>
diaz kills 9 out of 10 chances but he scores the goals when needed and that's why he's based
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Vardrid couldnt even beat >us despite having reffies and Neuer on their side
Pathetic!
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>>154234757
>>154234772
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>154234772
we were watching the game you pathetic faggot
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Eberl the fucking goat put this team together, I will never doubt you again you fat fuck
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Also ich muss jetzt was loswerden. Dass war Betrug! Real war klar die bessere Manschaft und Bayern hat nur gewonnen weil sie den Schiedsrichter in der Tasche hatten mit Geld. Ich hoffe Madrid geht vor Gericht und macht das rückgängig.
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>>154234817
you mad asl unc
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>>154234879
see>>154234805
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>>154234879
>you mad asl unc
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>154234879
wie immer aber nur vor der Glotze ^^ >>154234665 oder?
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>>154234914
>>154234892
bok bok bok
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this seething could power a small town holy fuck
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>>154234914
>madrid has qts while bayern has pridecucks waving the rainbow flag
kek
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>>154234943
how are they this mad despite winning lmao
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>>154234955
>>154234969
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>154234969
I'm talking about you you fucking angry hamburg mutt
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>>154234982
KWAB
>>
oh boy
complete fucking meltdown
he's now turning himself into bayern players
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calm down g
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>>154234991
see>>154235015
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>Alvaro Arbeloa: How can you send off a player for a play like that? Referee ruined the game, that's what happened, nobody understand that red card.
HAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA
>>
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>>154235054
hes completely right tho? imagine if it was reversed, Rummenigge and Hoeneß would have already ordered a emergency press comfy
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>>154235054
now is a great time for Bayern fans to admit it was irregular
like they demand from Real every time
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>>154235077
see>>154235054
and >>154234981
and>>154234914
and>>154234805
and>>154234745
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>>154235054
>>154235077
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>154235083
>to admit it was irregular
Carrying the ball away after a stoppage (Law 12)

Kicking or carrying the ball away after the referee has stopped play is considered misconduct — it’s a bookable (yellow card) offense for time-wasting or unsporting behavior. There’s no specific yardage threshold written into the law; it’s left to the referee’s discretion.
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>>154235083
> get a yellow
> make multiple stupid fouls but the ref ignores them
> clear tactical foul, grab the ball and run away
> red

OH NO!!! WHAT A SCANDAL!!!
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>>154235103
okay and what about the yellow cards against Atalanta?
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>>154235143
what
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>>154235077
>imagine if it was reversed
that's exactly what happened to Bayern in just about every game against Madrid in the past 15 years or so. the only difference is that Madrid was the clearly better team only like 20% of the time while almost all games were either equal or Bayern were better. VAR decided most games for Madrid
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>>154235103
but thingken the ref forgot camaninga was already on a yellow and probably wouldnt give that second yellow if he remembered it before it kek sending off someone for that feels unusual
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>>154235159
are you retarded
he shouldn't be influenced by the fact that the negro is already on a yellow
negro did negro things and got a 2nd yellow, ref remembered it's the 2nd and sends him off
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>Simeone is the only one left to stop PSG from going b2b
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>>154235077
>have yellow card
>take a risk and commit a foul
>ref blows the whistle but doesnt give you a yellow/red
>monkeybrain kicks in and you walk around with the ball and throw it away
>surprised pikachu face when you get a red
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>>154235150
Kimmich and Olise dodged a suspension by picking up a yellow
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Arbeloa is such a cuck I don't get how he even got this job. That interview right now on DAZN lmao. How is a Real player supposed to take him seriously?
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>>154235198
what are you talking about, they got suspended
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>>154235077
I can't imagine a Bayern playing committing a foul and dragging the ball away for 10 seconds after that
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>>154235209
Yes but they should have been suspended against Real. It's not fair. You can't just make your own rules.
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>>154235233
>>154235198
>>154235143
this might be the niggest posts itt
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>>154235233
>It's not fair.
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>>154235179
yes but it is like that usually that refs dont give second yellow for that, if he remembered he wouldnt have needed the bauern players reminding him for camavinga being on a yellow already. I enjoy it happened to madrid and some coach seethe over it but I feel that very, very often refs hesitate to send someone off for that.
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>>154235271
>wah wah, it was a fair decision
fuck off you utter cunt
go cry in the corner, kanacke
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whats with all this cope? Just admit the ref advantaged you today
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>>154235288
>>154235288
>whats with all this cope?
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we might need to send the HIV schizo to a clinic after today
>>
La la lalala Lalala La la lalala Lala La la lalala Lalala
MÜN-CHEN
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>ALLE IN ROT HEUTE
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>>154235322
you should watch your heart rate with all your seething going on desu
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>>154235271
This ref didn't even give a yellow for king monkey fouling Kimmich and then intentionally pushing him to ground when he tried to get up and then yelling at the referee "WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT DO YOU WANT?" When the ref tried to tell him that he has to calm down.
>>
solange Räudiger für die NT spielt werde ich nicht für Deutschland bei der WM sein
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>arguing about refball vs VARdrid
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>154235362
Crazy he didnt get sent off tonight... CBs for NT should be Schlotterbeck, Thiaw, Tah, and Anton...Rüdiger does not have the same ref protection wearing a DFB shirt as he does with a RM shirt
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>>154235389
>buying munich talking shit
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>>154235322
that will be you after psg lol
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>>154235440
support your local club you fucking loser
also lmao at the HIV fag meltdown reporting my post
no ban YOU STUPID RETARD HAHAHAHA
KEEEEK
>>
The one time I paid the ridiculous 45€ a month for DAZN it actually paid off
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>>154235440
that's at least a yellow, if none of the following is true:
- los "blancos" player
- muh racism mono jr
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>>154235467
45 euro what the fuck
>>
>>154208866
>>154217054
>>154231163
>>154232378
>>154233278
>>154233371
>>154233471
HALLO DU ABSOLUTER HURENSOHN
LÖSCH DICH ENDLICH WEG
HÄNG DICH WEG
ERLÖSE UNS VON DEINEN BEHINDERTEN POSTS IN DIESEN THREADS
LOOOOL
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>>154235489
It's 25€ a month for two years but the second year will be without the champions league so DAZN will be dead after next year. 35€ a month for one year, also not worth it. The season starts with the CL quarter finals
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>154235533
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>>154235533
trannys tend to have a shorter live-span than...you know, normies, or chuds.
xhe just needs more time.
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>>154235466
>support your local club
Was ist deine Lieblingskneipe in München?
>>
watch your heart rate boomer.. you've been seething for 2,5 hours now
>>
>30 seconds played
>your keeper does this
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>>154235611
he just wanted to make the game more exciting
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>>154235611
>win anyway
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>>154235581
I don't live in Munich
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>>154235611
Hoch und weit bringt Sicherheit
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>>154235611
Neuer has been a major fuck up since 2018. EIGHT years. I hate german media so much for acting like he hasn't cost Bayern multiple CL titles
>>
>Feelings after beating the Kings of the competition?” Olise: "King of the Competition? (laughs)" Q: "They have 15 titles" Olise: "Yes, yes".
kek
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>>154235581
>kneipe
bin kein alkoholiker
fürn bier geh ich gern zum görreshof
wenns bisschen schicker sein soll dann es paulaner (nockher) weils direkt bei meinem büro ist, ironischerweise in gießing
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>>154235647
i know
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>>154235702
>>154235647
>>154235581
pathetic samefag
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>>154235669
Source?

I love this lad like you wouldn't believe
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>>154235671
did you seriously look up random bars in Munich lmao
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>>154235733
na, biste mett weil du falsch liegst du erbärmliche transe?
>>
inject this straight into my veins, this is like crack
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>>154235671
>Büro beim Nockher
>Görreshof
haha ich glaub dann kennen wir uns sogar … so klein ist München dann doch
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>>154235671
>görreshof
isn't that a gay club?
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>>154235777
kA wär lustig
aber ich werd hier definitiv nicht meinen namen rausgeben, weil dann die behinderten hier damit zu meinem chef laufen
>>154235784
das ist ein ganz normaler wirt du trottel
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>>154235792
klar logisch
>>154235784
no i think you are thinking about hopfendolde in schwabing
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>>154235733
I have been to münchen 3 times in my life and wouldnt be filtered by that question
>>
TV?
smashed
Kinderzimmer?
zerlegt
hormone pills?
flushed
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>>154236015
okay, and how was the other half of your day?
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>>154236015
>ES IST 2 UHR MORGENS, HÖR JETZT AUF MIT DEM KRACH
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honestly the 2nd yellow was a joke
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>>154205986
who
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>>154236305
lmao
>>
What does Der Edin nowadays? Too lazy to look it up. Wasn't he linked with an Italian club? Fiorentina?
>>
>„Wenn doch nur unsere besten Premier-League-Spiele halb so gut wären wie dieses. Während die meisten Premier-League-Spiele zu langweiligen, einschläfernden Partien verkommen sind, die sich nur noch um Standardsituationen drehen, war dieses atemberaubende Spiel der schönste Sport in seiner reinsten Form.“
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GuMo
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>Josip Stanišić says Antonio Rüdiger insulted him while he was on the ground after he kicked him: "I don't need to talk about what happened when I was on the ground. You can ask him, but in my opinion it's completely unacceptable. Only one word was spoken, twice - you can ask him yourself - maybe he's man enough to admit it. I don't want to say anything because I'm not someone who wants bad blood. I don't take it personally. It happens in the heat of the moment. But I don't think it's acceptable"
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>>154239281
Apparently the ref warned Camavinga before that already, that's why he showed that second strike hand gesture with the two fingers when he sent him off.

Real were basically begging for it. Remember what Vini did to Kimmich in the 9th minute?
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the second and third goal by Real shouldn't have been given as well and were clear mistakes by the ref
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>>154236305
Me and her are gonna have a great time in Salzburg this weekend <3
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>>154239979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eIKIqePX-c
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>>154239979
What did he call him? Hurensohn?
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>>154236305
>43 years old boomer creating AI slop of a shitposter at 2 am
utterly mindbroken
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>>154239979
Rüdiger is such a piece of shit. the world would be a much better place if we could call up Stanisic instead of Rüdiger to the national team
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>>154240079
he said "bok bok bok little hühnchen"
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>Seinem Berater Michael Ballack (49) gefiel dieser Auftritt wegen seiner Verletzung überhaupt nicht. Der Ex-Nationalspieler, der als Experte bei DAZN im Einsatz war, erklärte deutlich: „Dass er überhaupt hüpft, ist schon zu viel. Aber der Euphorie und der Jugendlichkeit sei es geschuldet.
I'm now aware that Ballack is a Berater
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>>154240639
he just radiates Unterschicht
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>>154239979
Hat der jemals Bezirks oder Landesliga gespielt? Wenn ja, wie kann man dann so rumheulen?
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Bavarians and austrians love to smoke meat
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>>154240510
that's what he told your mom to cook after staying for the night
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>Lucho - Kane - Olise
finally Bayern's version of MSN/BBC?
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olmo
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>>154234083
He is.
>>154234100
Kek.
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>>154240812
I think the amount of current Bundesliga players that have played Bezirksliga is close to 0
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>>154240812
Have you ever played Bezirksliga?
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RIP Alex Manniger
Lets hope he didn't an Enke
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Time for oma to settle down.
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>>154241909
Yamal carried his country to a euro title before he turned 18 lol
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>>154242314
the vaxx got him
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>Während des Viertelfinal-Rückspiels des FC Bayern in der Champions League daheim gegen Real Madrid am Mittwochabend haben Ultras der Münchner zwei Fotografen verletzt – einer wurde sogar bewusstlos getrampelt.
Will they get away with a one match ban again?
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>>154242441
Nassr is already licking his lips because he can punish Bayern now
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>>154242441
subhuman hühnchen scum
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>>154242314
>Manninger, Hitz, Verhaegh, Klavan, Callsen-Bracker, Baier, Werner, Hahn, Caiuby, Altintop, Esswein, Bobadilla, Ji, Mölders
Now that was a proper team. Almost good enough to beat banter era Liverpool
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>>154242441
>einer wurde sogar bewusstlos getrampelt.
mmmmmmhhhhhh this is some good uefa propaganda slop, there's several angles of this and none of them fell unconscious, you could see them get buttmad because the fans were pushing in between them to celebrate with the players who came running to them btw
and the photographers got buttmad because they couldn't really take proper pics of it
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>>154242713
heem sleepy
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>>154242736
he's clearly awake and holding his head lol
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>>154242713
ban them for 5 games, let them learn a lesson
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>>154242745
they were banned for half of the cl season at this point kek
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>>154242745
plastic
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>>154242441
>>154242713
>>154242736
forced soul.
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>Manzombie
einer für den (C)?
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>>154240639
kek, Bischof stole his hat btw and he got embarrassed
made me lmao how he got scared, is he balding or what

https://x.com/kenxo_xiv/status/2044552906095878153
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Celta finna take revenge for LaLiga
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>tschelder wiego
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>>154242371
Is this the same Euro title that was stolen from Germany by the ref and the VAR?
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>>154240639
embarrassing. not only does Karl look like Capital Bra, he's acting like a cringe rapper too now
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>>154240639
>What b00n chicken do to a mfer
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VAR haters in shambles
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lumo
rigging it against us again
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>Shartubolu europa meister
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>romanian goalkeeping
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TSUZUKI

>>154243583
>Manu CL
>Atu EL
>we take Baumann, Nübel and Damen
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>>154243594
dont forget heuer fernansh best grades avg on kicker
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154243603
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
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Freiburg playing gives me a massive boner
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manzombie lowkey 2nd best blundershitga talent behind diomande
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>>154243780
Didnt expect Streich Jr to be such a good coach.
>>154243782
Welcome to _____?
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How are we feeling about PSG?
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>>154243792
the book already booked him
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man hört nur uns
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>CLT
ehm, that's highly problematic. think of all the children watching rn
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Höler motm
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M1 in Europe
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>>154243847
they can't read without AI
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>>154243316
hiv post
you can just tell because of the retarded wording and how the prediction turns out completely false
don't @ me, loser
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>lel liga
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>la ligue
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>>154243901
>>154243923
>Betis still in
>Bologna still in
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>>154243856
>Hollerchad is a European semi finalist
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@154243860
lmao, kys opfer
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>>154243950
Betis oder Bologna, Hauptsache Spanien
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>Shartubolu
>döp döp starts playing
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gesoffne bis the asswiper trifft
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I just can't bring myself to hate this guy
I always expect him to be like Mono Jr but he's the complete opposite
didn't crowd the ref at the end and also does shit like this
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>>154243594
>>we take Baumann, Nübel and Damen
good
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>>154242235
I did lol why do you think i know, berg….?
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we are very close to overtaking them
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>(m/w/d)
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>>154242788
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https://x.com/i/status/2044834662782992393
dont let the nager see this
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>hardkohr
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>>154244316
nah that's based
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>Mainz
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Shartubolubros..
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>Leonard Maloney is on m1
Ok gar nicht mitbekommem
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>>154244577
this shartard is costing us
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Wiper off for Chadmiri ASAP
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dayum
getting kwabbed
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Bundes meetup in marktschellenberg tmrw?
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>>154244735
Saturday?
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>>154244617
>urs reads /bundes/
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>>154244805
Nein I will be hanging out with my hsv bro on Saturday. I have to go shopping on Germany tomorrow after work tho so we can chill in marktschellenberg on my way!
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>hahn rabatt
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https://x.com/nocontextfooty/status/2044762549309084125

kwab crab
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>>154245092
aura the player
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hahahaha
what a guy
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BATZI
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BATZ
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is it just me or is the stadium sound on RTL terrible?
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Heidenheim would have represented us better today

>>154245221
140db stadium
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kohr is so shit
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>m0nz
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Why was Zentner not playing?
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>>154245870
batz is crazy good
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>ynr Chadmiri
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>>154244235
How does Mainz, Betis and Rayo all losing today affect this?
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>>154246237
2>1 idiot
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https://www.welt.de/sport/fussball/bundesliga/fc-bayern-muenchen/plus69e08ab893130bd3499d33e7/fc-bayern-bitte-mehr-davon-platzverweis-gegen-reals-camavinga-war-wunderbar.html

GuMo
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>ynr Hollerbitch comfy winner
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>>154250105
HIV anon's prediction acts like a curse
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>>154244003
>Live hsv reaction:
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I did a thing xD

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>>154250366
>>154250366
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> „Ich übernehme die Verantwortung für meinen Teil. Ich möchte mich bei meinem Team und allen Madridistas entschuldigen. Danke für eure Unterstützung“, schrieb der französische Nationalspieler in einer Instagram-Story.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> „Es ist enttäuschend, aus einem so wichtigen Wettbewerb ausgeschieden zu sein, aber wir müssen nach vorn schauen“, schrieb Reals Stürmer auf Instagram. „Wir müssen uns selbst kritisch hinterfragen, um solche Enttäuschungen in Zukunft zu vermeiden.“
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GuMo
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>>154250370
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>>154250426
Mbappe is based
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>>154250426
>>154250454
He was the only one who showed some class after that loss. All the other Madrid players swarmed the ref while Mbappe congratulated Bayern players
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>>154250484
Top one is camavinga btw, which basically confirmed they all know it's was his fault. So he's basically strays away from the official halal take on things.
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>>154250370
Hurensohn
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>>154250426
Didnt Bayern manage to win against PSG despite a Red card in the 45th Minute?
How can Madrid put the entire blame on Camavinga because they conceded 2 goals in the last 5 minutes?
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this says a lot about our society
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>>154250105
vielen dank no show asswiper
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>>154251230
Tietz= based and söycüçk piefke can't match his rizz?
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>>154251111
>How can Madrid put the entire blame on Camavinga
they don't, they are still blaming refs kek
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>>154251486
Tietz is German though + you will never be Austrian
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based jt is aryan AF you cringefag
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>>154251712
The Austrian blood is strong in this man
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>>154250134
The Fratzscher of bundes
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Reminder to migrate

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>Anonymous
>04/17/26(Fri)09:18:20 No.154250370
> I did a thing xD
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>>154252097
based Fratsche gets paid for it by the SPD
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> Der Ausgang des Auswärtsspiels bei der TSG am Samstag wird darüber entscheiden, an wie vielen Tagen danach Training ist - "ein Agreement", wie es Niko Kovac nennt. Dadurch, dass der BVB keine englischen Wochen mehr hat, kann die Mannschaft sich mit einem Sieg am Wochenende einen zusätzlichen Erholungstag sichern, "einen zweiten freien Tag erspielen", wie Kovac es erklärt: "Das haben die Jungs gegen den HSV schon ganz gut gemacht, das haben die Jungs gegen Stuttgart ganz gut gemacht, gegen Leverkusen hat's leider nicht geklappt." Kovac weiß: "Damit kann man dann die Spieler schon bekommen."
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>>154253202
I'm pretty confident that they are gonna win against Hoffenheim
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>Freitag
>it's not free, actually
wtf
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>posting in the old thread
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>>154253202
fair is fair
although Dortmund's Restprogramm is piss easy compared to the other contenders for 2nd place
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One of my peers is surnamed Kult and I literally think of bundes/kloppo every time i see hes surname
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>Hoeneß kritisiert Nagelsmann und tritt gegen Tuchel nach – Kuchen statt Simons für Kompany
>„Dieses Thema Neuer hätte ich ganz anders angepackt“, sagte der Ehrenpräsident des FC Bayern München im Podcast „Auf eine weiß-blaue Tasse“ von Bayerns Ministerpräsident Markus Söder.
>„Wir warten ab, wie die Entwicklung ist. Man hätte den Manuel Neuer ohne das Theater auch noch vier Wochen vor der WM nominieren können und er hätte gespielt wie einst im Mai. Das ist die Gefahr bei Julian, dass er viel zu viele Dinge über die Medien macht.“
>Hoeneß nannte in dem Zusammenhang die Kritik an Stuttgarts Stürmer Deniz Undav (29), die Nagelsmann mittlerweile bereut. „Du musst heute deine Probleme intern lösen“
>Hoeneß hätte sich als Bundestrainer außerdem längst auf eine Mannschaft für die WM festgelegt. „Ich will kein Nagelsmann-Bashing machen, aber was ich ihm vorwerfe, ist, dass er jetzt noch junge Spieler dazuholt und testet, um den Medien gerecht zu werden“
>In Neuers Zukunftsfrage beim FC Bayern würde sich Hoeneß wünschen, dass der 40-Jährige seinen im Sommer auslaufenden Vertrag verlängert: „Wenn es nach mir geht, würden wir versuchen, ihn noch ein Jahr zu behalten und ihn zu bitten, ein Patronat für den (Jonas) Urbig zu machen.“
>Bei dieser „Patenschaft“ soll Neuer in der nächsten Saison immer wieder auf Einsätze zugunsten seines 22 Jahre alten Stellvertreters verzichten. Von Urbig halte man im Verein „sehr viel“, meinte Hoeneß, der anfangs von dem früheren Kölner nicht ganz überzeugt war. Mittlerweile traut ihm Hoeneß das Erbe Neuers aber zu.
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>Mit Thomas Tuchel bekam neben Nagelsmann ein weiterer ehemaliger Bayern-Trainer sein Fett weg. Hoeneß verriet, dass der heutige England-Coach nicht gewusst habe, dass Verteidiger Josip Stanisic (26) Deutsch sprechen kann. „Den Stanisic hat er mal gefragt, ob er Deutsch kann, dabei ist er hier geboren. Also: Das sind alles so Dinge, die nicht gehen. Und da ist der große Unterschied“
>Vor allem die öffentlichen Auftritte Tuchels sind Hoeneß in Erinnerung geblieben. „Wenn da nicht gut gespielt wurde, hat der sich nie selbst hinterfragt, sondern da war immer die Mannschaft schuld: ‚Mit dem rechten Verteidiger geht das nicht, Kimmich ist auch nicht so ein guter Spieler‘“, blickte der 74-Jährige zurück. „Und bei Gravenberch, der jetzt in Liverpool spielt: ‚Den kann ich überhaupt nicht gebrauchen.‘“
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>Mit Kompany sei das Verhältnis ganz anders. „Zwei Dinge sind wichtig“, betonte Hoeneß. „Dieser Trainer macht jeden Spieler besser. Und ich habe ihn noch nie eine Pressekonferenz leiten sehen, in der er gesagt hat: ‚Ich brauche einen linken Verteidiger, ich brauche einen rechten Verteidiger.‘ Wie das unter Tuchel der Fall war“
>Kompany habe sich auch nicht gegen die Marschroute gewehrt, auf junge Spieler wie Lennart Karl (18) oder Tom Bischof (20) zu setzen. „Wir haben wirklich im Sommer eine richtige Streitkultur bei uns gehabt. Es waren also wirklich sehr große Auseinandersetzungen, weil der eine oder andere bei uns wollte noch für richtig Geld einkaufen – 100, 150 Millionen“
>Die älteren Verantwortlichen hätten sich aber durchgesetzt. „Weil wir gesagt haben, wenn man den Jungen mal eine Chance geben will, dann muss man Platz schaffen. Wenn man dann noch zwei, drei Spieler für 100, 150 Millionen gekauft hätte, ist doch klar, dass der Trainer die aufstellen muss.“
>Kompanys Wunsch nach Xavi Simons wurde hingegen nicht erfüllt. „Ich kann mich noch an ein Gespräch von mir erinnern. Vincent Kompany war am Tegernsee, extra rausgefahren mit Christoph Freund damals, und hat gesagt: ‚Uli, wir brauchen den Xavi, wir brauchen den Xavi, wir brauchen den Xavi.‘ Ich hatte einen Apfelkuchen bestellt beziehungsweise auf dem Tisch stehen und da habe ich gesagt: ‚Du Vincent, du kannst jetzt noch ein Stück Apfelkuchen essen, aber du kriegst keinen Xavi. Wir wollen, dass du die jungen Spieler einsetzt.‘ Und das hat er zu 100 Prozent umgesetzt.“
>Kompany habe es geschafft, aus Einzelspielern eine Einheit zu bilden, die Hoeneß so lange nicht mehr erlebt hat. „Jeder ist für jeden da. Wenn einer einen Zweikampf verliert, ist der nächste da. Das ist der große Unterschied zu teilweise früher“, so der Bayern-Patron. „Da stimmt alles. Die sind gerne miteinander und haben auch Spaß.“
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>>154253730
>Wenn es nach mir geht, würden wir versuchen, ihn noch ein Jahr zu behalten
Uli is so far gone
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>>154253859
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