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Chiefies
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Suck lol
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>>154225453
Nobody says that.
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>>154225453
kek based
the kansas shitty queefs do indeed suck shit from the assholes of mice and other vermin
a disgusting act
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Nobody says that.
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I feel bad for this but I really hope the 49ers don't win a ring with Brock Purdy.
I like Brock Purdy, nothing against the man, underdogs are cool to root for but fuck if I can't stand the idea that the 49ers traded 3 1st round picks away for Trey Lance and they still ended up with a fucking franchise QB not long after, and with the goddamn fucking last pick of the draft too.

It'd be one thing if they got Mr. Irrelevant and it worked out and they didn't spend 3 1st rounders on trading for a bust, but the whole 3 1st rounders really sours it. At most I want the entire 49ers roster to be top to bottom different players except for Brock Purdy in like 10-15 years so the outcome of the Super Bowl is more based within the team rebuilding itself completely than it was on acquiring Brock Purdy.

This is my Ted Talk, and I only posted this because Kyle Juszczyk said "I don’t know why Brock Purdy doesn’t get respect he deserves"
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>>154225643
That’s what happens when you have a quality front office full of smart people, you get to make a boneheaded decision here and there. The 49ers have also been ravaged by non-football-talent events, e.g. Willis retiring, Aldon Smith being retarded, elevated injury rates, etc.
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>>154225643
>"I don’t know why Brock Purdy doesn’t get respect he deserves"
He went to the super bowl one time on a super team, same as Sam Darnold, except he lost. There’s nothing to especially respect.
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>Herbert still top 5
https://nflrankings.theringer.com/qb-rankings

Leave this to me.
1. Mahomes
2. Allen
3. Lamar
4. Daniels
5. Purdy
6. Caleb
7. Hurts
8. Stafford
9. Goff
10. Herbert
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>>154225716
>4. Daniels
>7. Hurts
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>>154225716
Herbert above Stafford and Maye is insane, almost cult-like behavior
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>>154225716
I think Darnold is judged too much by his past. For every other QB it’s what have you done for me lately, but since he was mega ass his first 6 years, it’s like he’s not allowed to be properly ranked.
Darnold has played like a (lower end) top 10 QB the past 2 seasons. He has broken 4000 yards each year and is completing around 67% of his passes. Also, a journeyman QB is not capable of playing as well as he did in the nfccg this year. He should be somewhere in the 8-10 range on people’s lists.
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>>154225716
Mahomes hasn't been a top 10 QB in 4 years. Please kill yourself for making this retarded bait and making me reply.
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Who's the Dave Matthews of the NFL
>very talented
>not fun at all to watch
>everyone around him is somehow even more boring than him
>people that don't actually like football think he's incredible
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The Reuben Bain story is only in the news now because a team wants him to fall to them in the draft.
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>>154225811
DK Metcalf
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Please fall to us
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>>154225656
>That’s what happens when you have a quality front office full of smart people
We're talking about the 49ers though.
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>>154225716
>4. Daniels
Based, but Daniels isn't better than Burrow (yet). It's
1. Stafford
2. Burrow
3. Allen
4. Daniels
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>>154225841
I’d like to see you make the ploffs when your team’s ligaments are being electromagnetically destroyed
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New head coach and new stadium can not and will break >our curse.
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*will not
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>>154225860
Why do they keep signing all of these injury prone ass players? Mike Evans is older now and inevitably gonna miss at least some of the season.
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>>154225907
Gay brain from living too near SF
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What comes to mind when you hear this music /sp/? https://youtu.be/5CyIMqLIu4g
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>>154225967
That it's the off-season and sometimes the best thing to do to pass the time in the meantime is to play video games
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uh, what is different this year?
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frog legs anyone?
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>>154226027
No thanks, I'll stick to my pretzels.
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>>154226023
anti-cuban discrimination
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>>154226027
Frog legs ? ICI !
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>>154226023
Its because my raiders are picking first and the NFL is pissed
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>>154225811
Tom Brady
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>>154225820
>>154225834
Apparently moments before the crash he told the girl that died "they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother"
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>Queefs Suck
>Donkeys Suck
>Faiders suck major ass

>My Chargies make you seethe
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>>154225820
Congress should pass a law making it illegal to draft or sign negroes that injure or kill someone in a dui incident, something needs to be done about it
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>>154226202
very natural post by someone who is obviously not being paid by the chargers
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Who is the toad the wet sprocket of the nfl?
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>>154226242
The best thing about being a Bolt Fan is that my mere existence causes massive amounts of butthurt
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>>154226267
Yes we really hate all 8 of you
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We love Kay here
We hate Mina here
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>>154226305
Amazing considering the Rams have even less fans than that!
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>>154226391
Fewer
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>mogs Carson Beck and makes the kiwi seethe
>plapping Alysa Liu
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Problem, Baltipoor?
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>He's thinking about those Rams again
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Bros..I just to....Alysa....
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>>154226433
This picture makes my gaydar ring off the charts
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Penis Jr.
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>[Lewis] Russini resigns from The Athletic
Dangerussini is now a free agent, and has a lot of baggage. Teams looking to sign her likely will pass for a younger model that has less wear. If there is time for you to get inside the inbox /spee/ its now
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>>154226885
WON'T SOMEBODY THINK ABOUT THE AJ BROWN TRADE ARTICLES?
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dare i?
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>>154226713
>>154226900
Caleb...
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>>154225643
Every team in the league passed Brock Purdy over half a dozen times because he didn't fit the meme criteria for modern qbs. Blame scouts and GMs for not seeing what was right in front of them instead of being salty at the one team that actually evaluated him correctly
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>>154227032
>60 y.o. truck
>20000
what the actual fuck. a thousand bucks max.
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>>154225849
Burrow isn’t even an active QB anymore, which is why he’s not on the list. Daniels has only been injured one season so far, so he currently gets the benefit of the doubt
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FUCKING WHY?

and is captcha loading slow as shit for anyone else?
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>>154226433
Im convinced that Mendoza is some remnant of the old Soviet Union athlete program they ran in Cuba. He gives me science experiment vibes.
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>>154227032
It'd be a fine wariomobile.
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>>154225849
>mfw when I’ve been the most vocal Jayden Daniels supporter itg just for a sewage covered Commies subhuman to do the typical ragebait routine
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>>154226885
I would Dianna her Russini if you know what I mean.
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>>154226455
Have fun not winning the Owl again and good luck finding a decent QB after Stat Padford retires.
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>>154227065
>and is captcha loading slow as shit for anyone else?
Yep, site’s cooked. It took me over 15 minutes to make a post
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>>154227065
Hopefully prime gets it. Their sky cam or whatever it’s called is easily the best angle from which to watch a football game. Plus white people all have Amazon prime already so it’s way easier than Netflix, which needs to just fucking die already.
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Who’s the el-ahrairah of the nfl?
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>>154227152
>the best angle from which
Stop trying so hard lil bro. We get it, you read a book one time in high school
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>>154226885
I get that it's a mild scandal and all but I feel like this is an overreaction. Who fucking cares if sports reporters have no integrity? It's all entertainment, gossip and manufactured drama. Everything's done at the behest of the teams or the leagues or the agents anyway.

Yeah, she's no doubt biased. So are 99% of her colleagues. Let her be a punchline for a week or two for being a whore and then resume business as usual. If anything, she's going to just get more attention from all this so you want her on your staff at the moment just for the buzz, skank or not
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retard here: what is the point of youth football camps? like what do they do there?
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>>154225716
>best qb in the league
>didn't make the playoffs

pick one
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>>154226885
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>>154227190
Kill yourself as soon as possible
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>>154227224
right. plus leaks showed schefter literally giving editorial control to teams for scoops and he didn't get a 1/10th the shit russini got and i think that's worse than fucking and/or sucking for scoops
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>>154227190
Fuck off back to twitter, wigger.
>>154227241
Scouting and general player outreach
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>>154226885
but she's well experienced and is a good veteran presence in the locker room. plus she's in prime position to be the cumback reporter of the year
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>>154227190
>ESL goblins literally cannot imagine people speaking English properly
Grim
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>>154227262
Let me get this straight, the person. That wrote this is a professional writer?
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>>154227241
Like all camps, it's basically teenage daycare. You agree to take people's brats off their hands for a week or two and they give you money. Celebrities lend their name to it to make it seem more of a big deal bu their involvement is usually minimal. The athletic training is just a pretense.

They do run you through drills and such so it's not bad practice and you get in shape and all but they don't teach you anything special. What's A.J. Brown going to teach you that any other football coach wouldn't? He doesn't know special shaolin techniques or anything, he just has 99th percentile athleticism and that's not something he can transfer to anybody.
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>>154227270
>>154227312
You could try being cool for once in your life instead of a tryhard. Now with the samefagging. For what purpose lil man? We’re anonymous. Why so invested? You’ve gotta relax
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>>154227224
>>154227275
They fucked up by acknowledging and then lying about the rumors. Jeff Pearlman put out an article claiming that male reporters totally intertwine fingers with coaches poolside. That resignation letter is teeming with victim status nonsense.

If you’re going to lie, do it by omission.
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>>154227374
Oops captcha took so long I missed another one
>>154227343
Just sad behavior. You are everything you fear you are. A tryhard pseud midwit
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>>154227374
>You could try being cool for once in your life
this
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>being this in love with angles
Almost like you hate everything that's straight, fucking faggot.
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what did mina mean by this?
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>>154227405
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>>154227374
Holy shit shut the fuck up wigger, you’re the only tryhard here
>heh talking like an internet negro is le cool
So fucking embarrassing. I pray you’re underage for your sake
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>Me, an intellectual, logging in to 4chan dot com
I do verily enjoy most of all the angle from which the view is above and whereof, spectacular in its glory, mine eye can espy, not near nor far, but in exactitude of perfect judgment, by which name, moreover, whereof, and wherefore, “Sky Cam”, as it is so indubitably dubbed, nor imposture, being, as it is, elevated thus, to such an extent, but not, however, literally in the sky; and I do use literally in the concrete sense, not, discern, in the manner of “zoomers” or even, so to say, “zillenials”.
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>>154227449
She's going to shut them up by showing she's the 5 time, 5 time, 5 time, WCW champion
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>>154226023
I kept saying it lat year, NFL has no aura anymore. They killed it by hyping up rigged and gay storylines and have burned people out with all the TNF, Friday night, Saturday night, Christmas Eve, all that shit. Last years playoffs were awful and the Super Bowl was horrible with a Puerto Rican faggot as halftime show. NFL needs to stop treating success like it is automatic because it’s not.
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>>154227467
>dot com
it's 4chan.org. way to out yourself as a tourist. now fuck off forever
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>>154227467
I’m genuinely sorry you think not going out of one’s way to pretend to be illiterate is uncool o algo, “lil bro,” but you seriously aren’t wanted here.
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>>154227457
Why so mad big dog? I think you need to take a breather. You’re a pseud and it’s ok. I still got respect for you as a person bud
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>>154227241
It’s just niglet daycare and the players get a tax write off
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>be you
>in high school
>feel awkward
>body is changing
>Nobody likes you cause you're not cool
>decide to read a book
>all of a sudden you become obsessed with angles
>start fooling around with guys
>they make you dress like a sissy boy
>the basketball team takes turns pounding your ass
>you get hooked on xanax
>your basketball friends go to college
>you decide to stay home and post on 4chan
>you'll never see your cowboys win a superbowl in your lifetime
Shan't be me
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>>154225424
Why should it matter what two consenting adults do together? This scandal is retarded sinve everyone involved in the media and the NFL is a fucking degenerate.
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>>154227499
NTA but can you fuck off already? Damn you’re annoying. Ask how I know you’re a big Andrew Tate/Nick Fuentes guy
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>>154227457
Why so mad big dog? I think you need to take a breather. You’re a pseud and it’s ok. I still got respect for you as a himan being bud
>>154227489
That’s called a joke lil guy. Little embarrassing that you posted this to be honest son
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>lil bro
>lil man
>big dog
>uncool
>a book
I’m laughing hysterically right now. I made the original Amazon prime post and haven’t said anything since…I don’t live on 4chan every hour of each day haha. I’m not going to stop speaking properly because it upsets retail workers.
>>154227519
There’s a reason I make a lot more money than (You). Continue wallowing in this shallow superiority, it’s the best life will ever be on your end.
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>>154227534
Why so mad big dog? I think you need to take a breather. You’re a pseud and it’s ok. I still got respect for you as a human bing bud
>>154227493
That’s called being cool lil guy. Little embarrassing that you posted this to be honest son
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>>154227544
>>154227519
>>154227499
>>154227582
Bot or mindbroken, call it
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>>154227574
Tell us more about how much money you make anonymously in the /nfl/ general because you’re mad about being outed as a pseud, NTA
But I really think it will all be uphill for you from here gigachad. I believe in you
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>>154227546
Fuck off, Mina.
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>I make more money than you
Lmao peak homo hours
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Me, logging on to 4chan dot com and never embarrassing myself with poor reading comprehension combined with pseud phrasings like “the angle from which” while I listen to EsDeeKid and have hella 10/10 bitches in my phone’s DMs
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>>154227534
>Ask how I know you’re a big Andrew Nick Fuentes guy
You mean the only guy that’s always right about everything? That would be so embarrassing
Who are you big into, faggot? Destiny or some other subhuman? Kek
I can smell you from here
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Would you niggers just kiss already? Jesus Christ.
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>>154226885
They obviously have an attraction with each other and they can deny it but they would have fallen into lust eventually. Its honestly sad that divorce is the only way out, I see these eyes locking together and it makes me sad that both cannot share her, don’t we have a bigger capacity for love than just for one sometimes? We don’t live in a forgiving human world anymore, most middle aged people have loved more than one person. We expect women to go from man to man over and over and they’re virile and high test men and not expect them to catch feelings.
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>>154227617
I might, at which point you’ll sit there and continue feeding on my scraps like the good little lower class ape you are. Spam the same post a half dozen times again to show how tranquil you are, lmfao
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>>154227677
>I can smell you from here
I am truly, genuinely sorry to break this to you but normal non-losers don’t watch any of those people on either “side.”
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>>154227688
Damn we’re using hip acronyms and even dispensing with the end stops now. You’re really loosening up bro. Keep up the good progress
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>>154227684
>wants to watch 2 dudes kiss
Looks like we have another appreciator of angles here
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>>154227687
>>154226885
its quite funny how Vrabel has avoided all criticism about power dynamics, quid pro quo, and the general HR shittery in this because Russinis "ethical reporters DO NOT sleep with their sources" taboo leapfrogs the HR shit
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>>154227709
Yes you’re a super normgroid midwit, we know. Nick being right about everything and fun to watch is not a “side”, you’re just not the target audience. Don’t worry about it
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When will someone appreciate me for me? When will I be kissed? Why wont my team win owls?
What about ME, you stupid faggots?
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>>154227738
Nice to see you aren’t pretending not to be seething anymore. Run along now to whatever low brow, ranting eceleb is on before Nick’s show so the adults can discuss sports.
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The /nfl/ general from which I derive my news and in which, moreover, I post
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>>154227113
>good luck finding a QB
thanks
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>>154227747
>saw my team win two owls in my lifetime
Feels good man.
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>>154227770
Do you unironically think you’re being attacked from all angles by a samefag? Holy retard. I’m not the same guy you responded to dumb faggot.
>so the adults can discuss sports.
Yeah stick to sportsball. Btw
>I am truly, genuinely sorry to break this to you
You do know you’re gay and would take biological male cock, right? It might cause you issues in life if you haven’t confronted this fact about yourself yet
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Lil bro just wants to show off a little erudition in the /nfl/ genny and flex some proper grammar. I get it. Just giving you a hard time big man. You’re probably way smarter than me. Keep hitting those books bud
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>>154227687
99.9% chance they fucked. Imagine in the remote chance that they didn’t, thobeit. Their lives have been turned upside down, and without a spec of pussy.
>We expect women to go from man to man over and over and they’re virile and high test men and not expect them to catch feelings.
Not my wife. I didn’t marry an actress or a reporter. Their job just becomes an excuse for them to do exactly what you described.
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My Titans btw
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>>154227836
>Imagine the remote chance that a guy taking a vacation with a woman who's not his wife chilling poolside holding hands and engaging in public PDAs isn't sticking it in her when they're alone together
I think it's more like a 99.9999999% chance they fucked, anon. If he wasn't actually getting some that's inexplicable
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>you post to /nfl/ with unironic spic fuentes viewers
explains a lot actually
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>>154227048
Was he just underscouted? He had some pretty ugly heroball tendencies in college (which occasionally rears its head in the nfl) but it's strange that no team wanted him even as a backup/fringe starter, especially considering how dogshit the 2022 QB class was
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>>154225716
what a depressing list. We had no idea how good we had it in the 2000s and the early 2010s. No fucking idea man, now THAT was a class of Quarterbacks. Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, Drew Brees, Philip Rivers, Aaron Rodgers, Ben Roethlisberger, Kurt Warner, Tony Romo, Joe Flacco, Andrew Luck, fuck even add in Matt Ryan or Eli Manning. These guys were all household names.

Hell I'll expand it even further, add Cam Newton and Vick to that list, even that is more soulful than the slop QB roster of today.

All of these guys were playing at the same time. What a grim ass time we're in now. None of these guys outside of Mahones will have the staying power of any of the above names, and Mahomes is a soulless annoying retard.

The NFL just fucking sucks now.
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How good must dianna russini suck dick?
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>YOU CANT FIRE ME, I RESIGN!
KWABanna Cuckitini
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>>154228053
Not good enough to convince her boss at the Athletic to keep her.
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>>154228062
>cool now we don't have to pay you severance or unemployment
Yea, she's retarded
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>>154228084
>severance
That implies that she wouldn't be fired for just cause after whatever evidence of an affair would come to light.
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I'm sexually attracted to men. Tired of hiding it.
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>>154228093
only tgirls and femboys for me
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>>154228090
True, there must be some concrete proof out there for her to not try to fight it or risk having it come to light.

On a side note, her husband is obviously a cuck considering the way she talked about him over the years. But does this make him cuck of the year if he doesn't divorce her?
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>>154228119
>cuck of the year
I couldn't tell you. I find the modern obsession with cuckoldry disturbing.
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Insider sources saying Bears trading 2026, 2027, and 2028 first round picks and TJ Edwards to Cleveland for Myles Garrett
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>>154228165
How did this leak? Did Schefter fuck Todd Monken? Or was it Ben Johnson?
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$55M/yr btw.
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>dumb cunt that was in My Vikings' shit because they didn't sign eryn rogers gets SHITCANNED for be a dumb slut cunt
kek. never. hire. a. woman.
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>>154228034
Seems like you are…. Le wrong generation? Amirite?
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>>154225442
imma make a quiktrip to the bussy store. anybody need anything?
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>>154227966
Yeah dude it would suck if America developed a white racial consciousness again, I’d much prefer to be a shitposting contrarian
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where's he throwing?
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>>154228204
Peanut M&Ms, Pure Leaf extra sweet Tea, can of Grizzly dark wintergreen. Long cut, not that faggy pouch shit okay?
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Reminder that Chiefies OWN this SHIT fucking league
Yeah… gonna cry? Gonna post about muh refs? Gonna post some webms little bitchass?
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>>154228012
His best traits are the kind you wouldn't see in a highlight reel. He doesn't have elite speed or arm strength and he's not undersized but not huge either. You'd have to watch more than just a few plays to notice the pocket awareness and ability to process reads quickly and I think that if you're a starter on a non-glamorous team who doesn't have some elite athletic trait that gets attention immediately sometimes they just gloss over you.

We invest a lot of resources into looking for quarterbacks but people still fall through the cracks. Thankfully someone on Shanahan's staff saw something and took another look
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>>154228196
They probably should have signed Rodgers, though.
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everyone hates us for no reason, and it's great deshita. caucasian excellence.
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Is there a chance the Seahawks repeat? Seems like they should only be getting better
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>>154228320
1. Their super bowl MVP is on my Chiefs now
2. They won in a season when my Chiefs were taking a break
3. They beat Fake Gaye
4. Barely
5. They paid JSN JSN money

Fraid not.
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Tell ya one thing and I’m not ashamed to say it, my estimation of Mike Vrabel as man, just fucking plummeted
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>caucasian excellence
>the denver browncos
Kek
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kek pacos still seething about white states and fanbases like the broncos
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>>154227048
>he didn't fit the meme criteria for modern qbs
Purdy is THE scrambling QB. He has the longest time to throw of anyone in the league
>>154228012
Shannahan is a stimulus package for QBs. He made an Owl with Jimmy G and he has Mac Jones out here looking serviceable. I unironically think the 9ers are the only team which Purdy wouldn't have busted on
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>>154228359
Incels are often jealous of guys who get laid.
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>>154228320
Already locked in.
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Reminder that Lamar has 3 MVPs
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>>154228302
no
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>>154228320
Worse than the 2024 Eagles had to repeat. Tougher division.
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Faghawks repeating would be a disaster for the NFL. It would kill off any interest people have in this league that the Chiefs already didnt kill themselves.
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>>154226149
Was falling in the draft part of your plan?
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>>154225424
It's kind of fucked up that the reporter bitch loses her job while Vrabel will face no repercussions at all
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Imagine getting the first round pick when Cam Ward is the best QB in your draft class only to miss out on a generational talent like Mendoza only a year later.
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>>154228745
>Mendoza
>generational
is that a joke?
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>Memedoza
>generational
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>>154228754
Lmao Mendy already making Broncuck and Choogers fans already seethe with their bust QBs
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>>154228754
It's a shitty qb generation
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>vrabel hasn't even addressed the team

kwab status?
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>>154225424
you know vrabel was making her toes curl if she was willing to risk it all
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people are bored this is snowballing exponentially
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>>154225716
>4. Daniels
>5. Purdy
>6. Caleb
>7. Hurts
Above the reigning MVP and future HOF Stafford. Great bait.
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>>154228933
>how do we ruin the super bowl runner-up?
>let's throw out this infidelity claim on the coach
Do people realize this is the fucking NFL? It's a league filled with high test, famous, millionaires. You'll have a much harder time finding a faithful husband who has been married for over a decade than finding one who cheats. This is a complete nonstory. But of course it will cause the Patriots to fall apart.
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this is day 2 of drake maye's wife vacationing in costa rica without him
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>>154229031
Stat Padford is a thousand years old and will be retired in 5 years. The rest of them will still be in the league by 2030
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Take this moment to say thank you to Goddell for expanding the playoffs to 7 teams so we can keep seeing the Packers choke
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>>154229243
rent free
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well, /nfl/?
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>>154228403
You would know what incels are thinking
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>>154226027
UPDATE: I got food poisoning
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>>154229361
thats what you deserve for eating Fr*nch shit
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>>154229294
I have always thought that these are 2 unlikable people and I don't have any opinions on them other than that. I find them both annoying.
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>>154228192
based balloon fucking up the broadcast
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>hear colin cowherd on sirius radio in my rental car
>hold up, what happened to his co-host joy taylor who was always repping the dolphins?
>lets check her IG out
>WOAH
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>>154228831
"How many of you really want to start talking about sidepieces?"
gg ez
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So sick of hearing about the ugly bitch that fucked Vrabel. Get womeme out of men's sports
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>>154229294
Snatches
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>>154229294
these two suck sluts do absolutely nothing for my penis.
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>>154230007
Who are the Cardinals, Titans, Jaguars, Chargers outside of Herbert, and Saints
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something is happening
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Just came into this thread to say: Joe Schoen is a retard.
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I can't even post what the FUCK did they do to this website?
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WHY CAN'T I POST
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>>154230285
My theories are either
A. Hiromoot is consistently pushing for annoyances and enshittification because it'll sell 4chan passes easier.
B. Cloudflare
C. /qa/ won and this is the lingering outcome of hiro having to rebuild the site up and the devs vibe coded the hell out of this shit
D. Glowie psyops to drive out a large portion of normies traffic whom are addicted by filtering out their ability to post immediately for instant dopamine hits in order to achieve some goal
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WHY CAN'T I POST
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Mahomes with weapons is an entirely different animal. The chiefs made the playoffs and went 15-1 with the worst receiving core in the league. With the addition of makai lemon where not losing another game. Remember the hill years? The NFL is about to have severe mahomes induced PTSD while he's on his way to his third MVP and 5 owl win in 6 years.
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>>154230324
>>154230358
Works on my machine.
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The Chiefs made the Super Bowl in back to back seasons that were supposed to be down years. That's a testament to how great the combination of Patrick Mahomes, Andy Reid, and Steve Spagnuolo is. It's also an indictment on the rest of the AFC. Imagine being the Bills and the Ravens and still not being able to go in for the kill on Kansas City while it was at its lowest point, that has to be fucking demoralizing. At this point, the only non fraud QBs at least in the AFC are Mahomes and Joe Burrow and Burrow is about to miss the playoffs for the 3rd straight season. The Chiefs are seriously unmatched in this fucking conference and now are starting to get their offensive mojo back so it's really about to be over for the conference now. The neutral fan in me wants to see someone else rise up to give the Chiefs a challenge since Baltimore and Buffalo have consistently dropped the ball and the Bengals are wasting Joe Burrow's prime, plus he's made of glass. The team in the AFC I see now is surprisingly the Colts. That offense of Indy looks legit and Daniel Jones is looking like another great reclamation project so I'll be rooting for them and if they somehow do indeed do it and beat the Chiefs, I will actually applaud them for doing what Buffalo and Baltimore couldn't ever do. Lets get back to Patrick Mahomes though. This man is an all time great Quarterback already. He already has 17 fucking playoff wins, that's 2nd most all time and he's only in his 8th season of being the starting QB for the Chiefs, that's the embodiment of greatness and he's already a 1st ballot Hall of Famer. Do you guys realize how fucking amazing that is? Out of all the QBs to play in the Super Bowl era, he's already rapidly approaching the status of 2nd greatest of all time. Now when I say stuff like this, usually people bombard me with posts about Brady, but I think Tom Brady is the GOAT. I don't think Tom Brady ever be surpassed. But can't we appreciate what Mahomes is doing?
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>>154230390
Kek, delusional. Mahomo isn't going to another owl again.
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Mahomes is the goat Brady is a fraud coin flip merchant. >>154230413
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>>154230419
7>3
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The draft can't come soon enough holy shit. Wonder what my $(ers will draft, realistically they could go every single position group but QB and RB first round and I wouldn't mind
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>>154227262
>"I refuse to lend it further oxygen"
>Writes like 5 paragraphs about it
Women live in a fantasy land.
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football
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>>154228382
Your proxysite is dead Chikaner. You lost
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>>154230413
You say this every year
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>>154225424
Be real with me here. Are the Cardinals going to suck less come september? Are the Jags finna win the owl?
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>>154230568
Why ask such rhetorical questions? Is the famously dry kraut sense of humor one hears so much about?
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>>154230576
No but if you want I can post some clasic German banger jokes
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>>154230585
Bang me
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>>154230588
Nice hitler dubs
>Guten Tag, mein Name ist Umberto und ich bin hier um Ihre Tochter zu ficken
>...um WAS??
>*sigh* UMBERTO!
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>>154230597
Ha… ha
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>jets
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Chargers fags can no longer post until that shit team wins a ring
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>>154230762
Winning a ring is overrated and not as important as being a great player. Sam Darnold ““won a ring”” but nobody ranks him over Herbert. Chargers are spoiled where it counts: skill
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>>154230907
Post discarded: no ring found.
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my razorcakes :)
...
my razorcakes :(
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L /nfl/ jesters
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didn't read
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>>154231058 (me)
Me when the kiwi pees on me btw, forgot to mention
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heh
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>>154231026
>fired the guy who developed Allen and always had a top 10 defense
>promoted the guy whose roster construction plan is just "Allen will make something work"
It's looking kinda grim
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>>154225442
Super Bowl Champs
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>>154229172
Neat. That matters to what I said why? Stroud will still be in the league in 5 years. Does that make him better today?
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>>154231058
probably because you can't
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>>154231034
He’s right tho

No adult man should be wearing a jersey with another man’s name on the back. It’s spiritual cuckery
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what does he know?
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>>154231034
He’s right. Nobody over the age of 13 should be wearing a jersey with another man’s name on it. It’s spiritual cuckery. Dudes go through their life wearing black guys jerseys and wonder why their daughters burn coal lol.
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>>154231341
this list sucks
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Imagine just for a moment being a “person” who says things like “spiritual cuckery”
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>>154231034
I'll make an exception for hockey but yeah he's mostly right
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>>154231440
Throw out your Lamar Jackson jersey, you’ll feel better anon
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>>154231341
The commanders belong way higher, probably tier 3
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>>154231388
Avoiding slander/defamation lawsuits since this story is only being pushed so hard because it's the offseason and they have nothing else to talk about.
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>>154231446
Your entire “personality” is based on internet memes created by nazis and if you said “spiritual cuckery” in real life everyone would laugh at you. I suspect that experience wouldn’t be new
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>>154231449
It’s not slander or defamation to repeat what you have heard. Slander and defamation is a very high standard, it is to tell something about someone you know is untrue for the purpose of harming them. IOW you have to tell a lie that you know is a lie because you want to hurt the other person. Repeating what other people said is not slander unless you know it is untrue and you want to hurt the person you are lying about.

The real reason why Florio didn’t let him say it is because Florio is a liberal pussy.
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>>154227725
It's the Patriots way
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You just gotta Bolieve
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>>154231220
>>154231494
Oi I fuckin fucked it up big time m8
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>>154231447
No the commanders are in the right spot, but there should also be a redskins logo on the top line
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DAMNIT JOSH WHY CAN'T YOU JUST WIN THE SUPER BOWL BY YOURSELF!?
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>>154228403
U wot? Mike Vrabel literally acted like some incel pajeet paying for a prostitute
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Here are some offensive rankings from a random season, which qb(s) would you say needs more help?
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nobody here actually knows shit about football
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>>154231656
Just like my islanders
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>>154231656
And that’s a good thing
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>>154231220
Vintage Trash Allen
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>>154231620
Joshie always needs more help
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>>154226202
Why would the chargers make me seethe when I wasn't even alive for their one lone superbowl appearance?
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>>154231656
What about Ryback?
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>>154231778
>RyGOD's ball knowledge
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>>154231515
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new commies logo just dropped
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>>154231220
>>154231829
Why do people endlessly glaze this dude again?
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>>154231878
Color scheme is so bad. It looks like a hamburger uniform lmao
>Brown beef patty
>Yellow cheese
>Red ketchup
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>>154231878
It's just for the alternates. Although, I'm noticing that the word Commanders doesn't appear on them anywhere.
Schizo theory, but name change soon?
https://x.com/Commanders/status/2044417187331371333
>>154231898
>looks like a hamburger
Fatass
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>>154231440
>>154231441
bet you guys are too alpha to read a book with another man's name on it too
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>>154231922
It's probably just that everyone knows that the commanders is a shit name
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>>154231946
Reading books is where it starts. 1st you read a book, next thing you know you're being courted by male suitors, then you're giving up the bussy, then you're under throwing dj moore in the playoffs, where will it end?
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Can spee keep a secret? Rodgers is considering revealing that his wife is an ai chat bot. No idea if "she' actually is or if he just wants to fuck with people. Don't tell anyone because if it gets leaked he probably won't do it.
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>>154229361
We should've nuked you as well
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>>154231878
Should have just doubled down on Football Team instead of teasing their fans with Redskins imagery
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>>154232066
>R******s

fuck off
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>>154231946
Are you illiterate or did you reply to the wrong person?
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they saying this is a bad qb draft
is it because there are no negroes for the propagandists to push
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>>154232144
Yeah so instead of having shit black guys and shit white guys we just have shit white guys and shit almost white guys.
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>>154225424
Why do people keep trying to gaslight me into thinking she's hot?
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>>154232144
we are in the late stages of these supersenior players. These cats have no talent but just an experience advantage which lead to them starting in college. Of course none of them have any chance of making it in the pros.
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>>154232042
Why would Rodgers prefer the world thinking he married AI over the reality which is that he’s a gay who married a dude
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>>154232156
Are you some kind of faggot?
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>>154232174
He likes messing with people by telling them non truths.
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>>154232094
both
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>>154230405
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Test
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>>154232144
Pretty much. Todd McShay is trying to be convince people that shuck and jiver Arkansas QB Taylor Green is worth a swing kek he's about the only one
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Patriots suck. They’re going to be 3-16 with the teams they’ll be playing against this year
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>>154232144
Carson Beck sucks
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How will Joe Bussy's season go haywire in 2026? I'm predicting that they will lose a bunch of close games and miss the playoffs despite him throwing for like 5,000 yards. Shit will be hilarious.
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Top QB Score+ season since 2000 (80% games played minimum)
100 = league average that season
150 = typical MVP season

2025: Stafford - 151
2024: Lamar - 166
2023: Purdy - 146
2022: Mahomes - 161
2021: Rodgers - 152
2020: Rodgers - 160
2019: Lamar - 166
2018: Mahomes - 166
2017: Alex Smith - 141
2016: Matt Ryan - 154
2015: Palmer - 137
2014: Rodgers - 159
2013: Peyton - 182
2012: Brady - 148
2011: Rodgers - 190
2010: Brady - 157
2009: Brees - 156
2008: Brees - 150
2007: Brady - 198
2006: Peyton - 175
2005: Peyton - 157
2004: Peyton - 199
2003: Peyton - 150
2002: Gannon - 141
2001: Warner - 145
2000: Garcia - 159
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>>154231949
It being a shit name is exactly why I feel like they're inching towards changing it.
RFK stadium reopens in 2030. I bet they'll have a new name by then
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>>154232527
how many more seasons of that will Joey need to endure before cutting himself loose from the Bengals?
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>>154232594
90s and 80s

1999: Warner - 166
1998: Cunningham - 172
1997: Favre - 142
1996: Favre - 142
1995: Favre - 155
1994: Young - 170
1993: Young - 152
1992: Young - 166
1991: Rypien - 155
1990: Moon - 151
1989: Montana - 162
1988: Season - 142
1987: Montana - 158
1986: Marino - 164
1985: Montana - 144
1984: Marino - 198
1983: Theismann - 151
1982: Fouts - 165
1981: Fouts - 158
1980: Sipe - 147
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>>154232448
Yep it's going to be even funnier because now everyone woll blame it on Vrabel for being a distracted cheater who has affairs rather than the Patriots just having the most Absurdly lucky easy schedule last year.
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>>154232622
Shouldn't have signed that extension. Don't forget that he has still yet to be franchise tagged. He's stuck with the Bengals for the rest of his prime.
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Anyone putting on draft bets? I'm thinking Monroe Freeling to the Browns at 6 makes a ton of sense. They need WRs and DBs but their incumbent Dawand Jones has never played a full season and only started 3 games in 2025

Some pretty juicy odds
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>>154232972
I feel like betting on draft picks would be chaos. Especially in such a weak draft like this one.
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>>154232972
This seems pretty stupid. There are 2 OTs projected by pretty much everyone to go before him. Doesn't even look like he will go top 15
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You are so fucking mad rn ;)
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>>154233050
Just a bit of fun m8

>>154233277
Not by everyone. Nate Tice has Freeling as his top OL prospect in this class. Freeling is also a LT while Mauigoa and Fano are RTs assuming those are the two you're talking about
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>>154232972
What are the odds for Mendoza at 1? Are they even offering?
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>>154233502
1.01 so as close to a lock as you can get. Unless you're betting 10k or more it's not worth
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Mina doesn't know ball but her foot game crazy
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why did he do it?
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>>154232930
AFCN seems to be very good at digging their claws into their top league talent and proceed to waste their careers
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>>154232972
why the fuck of all the teams would you bet on what the Browns are going to do. at least take the TITans they have like two options, Love or Styles based on all the mocks
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>>154233657
I'm officially out on Herbum. He looked like complete garbage in that playoff game. He couldn't have scored at least 10 points? Can't wait until he gets Mike Mcdaniel fired and people can act like he didn't do anything wrong.
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>>154233815
bro do these people get paid to post this shit here, can we start banning this?
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>>154233596
its a doggy dog world
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>>154231922
Finally, some normal fucking uniforms. Was this that hard? Fuck Dan Snyder and his dumbass wife.
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Superbowl champion DeMarcus Lawrence is making the normies seethe rn
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Bills trade for Dexter Lawrence, how should I feel?
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>>154232448
>>154232926
Nahhhh superbowl
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>>154233972
is he drunk or high?
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>>154232042
Just when I think Rodgers can’t get more based. I could see him loving 2D waifus
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>>154233906
>doggy dog world

it's a "dog-eat-dog world," you ESL retard. fuck off to the divegrass threads
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>>154234194
Newfaggot
>>154233577
Kay Adams’ are nicer
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>>154234194
Stop acting like such a pre Madonna
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>>154234194
Dummies like you are diamond dozen
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>>154233577
>>154234309
mina mogs
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>since 2023 jalen is:
>4-0 vs stafford
>3-0 vs mahomes
>2-0 vs allen
>1-0 vs lamar
>1-0 vs burrow

why doesn't he get the respect he deserves?
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>>154232042
jennyTITANS just keep winning bros
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>>154234572
all time record vs herbert?
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>>154234572
consistently fails the eye test, although he does consistently show up swinging dick in big games so its a tough evaluation
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>>154234572
It's just statsfags and cazzies who shit on him. Literally the same people who shit on Hurts also shit on Bo Nix. They have no ability to understand how complimentary football works
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>>154234652
tf is a cazzie. also hurts is shit kek
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i posit the raiders 2007 offseason as the worst in NFL history
not only did >we trade Randy Moss for peanuts, but also spent the #1 pick on jalardness lunchell
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>>154234878
jennyfag is a latinx
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>>154232752
70s and 60s QB score leaders

1979: Staubach - 142
1978: Staubach - 145
1977: Staubach - 144
1976: Bert Jones - 160
1975: Ken Anderson - 151
1974: Stabler - 156
1973: Hadl - 142
1972: Namath - 130
1971: Staubach - 155
1970: Brodie - 169
1969: Gabriel - 151
1968: Lamonica - 145
1967: Jurgenson - 165
1966: Dawson - 146
1965: Brodie - 162
1964: Unitas - 150
1963: Tittle - 170
1962: Tittle - 169
1961: Blanda - 175
1960: Milt Plum - 149
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>>154234926
>Milt Plum mentioned

HWABAG
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>>154234979
better than gaydy
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>>154234923
>raiders and orlando fan
>posts in soccer threads
>posts in jesus freak threads on /his/
youre surprised?
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>scared to throw over the middle
>source of the funniest turnovers in the sport
>carried by team to any success he's had
>defended by irrational homer fans due to said fans attributing all team success him
>soon to be cut despite team taking a giant cap hit
>be Jalen hurts
pic unrelated
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>>154235034
>posts in jesus freak threads on /his/
qrd?
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>>154235034
>Stalking tripfags
there is no excuse for this. Get a life for real
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>>154234926
50s and 40s QB score leaders

1959: Unitas - 160
1958: Unitas - 151
1957: Unitas - 136
1956: Tobin Rote - 141
1955: Graham - 125
1954: Van Brocklin: 131
1953: Graham - 170
1952: Graham - 135
1951: Waterfield - 155
1950: Van Brocklin - 151
1949: Graham - 158
1948: Frankie Albert - 151
1947: Graham - 152
1946: Graham - 152
1945: Baugh - 155
1944: Filchock - 140
1943: Luckman - 197
1942: Isbell - 168
1941: Luckman - 155
1940: Baugh - 150
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Retarded Chiefs fans are crying that Veach will draft a tackle at 9 lmao
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>>154232926
>You don’t understand. We can’t win games. Our coach had s-sex.
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>>154235282
the need to draft defense
their defense was already awful last year and they lost their only good players
for mysake i hope they don't get the chance to draft Bain
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>>154235282
They don't even know he will for sure. I could see them going Jordan Tyson or Mansoor Delane
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>>154235319
There’s been a lot of smoke for tackle
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Most seasons as the QB score leader
6: Graham
5: Manning
4: Rodgers, Staubach, Unitas
3: Brady, Favre, Young, Montana
2: Jackson, Mahomes, Brees, Warner, Marino, Fouts, Brodie, Tittle, Van Brocklin, Baugh, Luckman
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>>154235331
That's what April is for smokescreens. I think the value at 9 is at WR and CB personally. Chiefs can get a starting calibre RT later in the draft. Jordan Tyson is the best WR in the class imo I think he's definitely worth a top 10 pick although some would disagree. Mansoor Delane is probably the safest CB pick which is a huge need for them. I think those two make the most sense but I could be wrong
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>>154235374
bro really read mel kipers mock and just pretends like its his own take
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>>154235386
>he think I rate shit for brains Kiper

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

I couldn't give a fuck what that old kike thinks about anything football related. That said I did see he rates Jordan Tyson highly compared to most draft analysts big boards. He's right about him. He's risky because of the injury history but I see a clear WR1 when I watched him
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>>154235363
Highest score without leading league
2011 Drew Brees: 176
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>>154231895
I honestly have no idea. The media fucking LOVES Josh Allen for some reason. I'm not saying he sucks, but he's unironically unreliable. He's too quick to heroball. And 13 seconds was his only good playoff loss. In all the others, he either got blown out or had the ball with a chance to score and failed to do so
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He is the best tight end in the draft, and whoever gets him is getting a steal
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>you want me to do some gay run around in circles shit? not happening ya jabroni. now look how tall i am and how big my hands are

uhhh im thinking BASED
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diana russini should be facing prison time but because she's a woman nothing will happen
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>>154235553
caping for a future practice squader is a choice
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>>154235493
>Oscar Derp
Yeah ok, why don’t you leave draft evaluation to the onomancers, dumb hylic
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>>154235573
Your moms on my practice squad lol get plonked faggot
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>>154234572
Brock purdy owns him
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>>154235593
He’s like George Kittle at Iowa, an athletic tight end who wasted on blocking duty
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>>154235613
damn, how many lombardis has that resulted in?
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$55M/yr btw.
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>>154235593
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Oh thank god posting is fixed. Could you imagine draft night if posted was fucked?
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>>154235642
If number zero was on my team he would be raped then have to walk his ass home after the game.
Inexcusable tackling
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>>154231922
god i hate that stupid ass "W" logo
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Ummm wtf Commies? You are the COMMANDERS. Wtf is that “spear” (arrow) doing there? You dropped the Native theme. Let it go. That arrow belongs to my Chiefs. It doesn’t even make sense on your shit team anymore. “Uhhh it’s a s-spear for the uhhh commander, leader of uhh w-warriors” no. Stay in your fucking lane
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>>154235676
Inshallah it will be gone soon, brother
>>154235683
>You are the COMMANDERS
Erm... source? I'm not seeing the word Commanders anywhere on that jersey
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>>154235730
I DON’T CARE WHAT IT IS YOU’RE NOT THE REDSKINS ANYMORE STAY AWAY FROM NATIVE ICONOGRAPHY THAT IS OURS ONLY STOP BITING OUR VIBE
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reminder: caleb had the most clutch season for a QB in NFL history
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>>154235672
Blame eryn rogers for that.
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>having the jets cancel on you

grim
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>>154235803
lucky guy
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>>154235773
Meanwhile back in reality...
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>>154235683
>>154235730
>>154235757
George Washington ordered Officers of the U.S. Continental Army to carry Spontoons in order to distinguish their rank.
This practice carried on through the end of the 18th and into the 19th Century.

So I mean, I guess the spear actually is historical enough in context. With all the muskets and blunderbusses you forget that military tradition evolved a lot slower, and overlap with practices from the renaissances still existed.
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>>154235880
Huh. That’s pretty cool actually
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>>154235842
Im having a stat induced melty rn...
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>>154235842
wouldn't a good qb have zero fourth quarter comebacks because they played well the whole game and are ahead?
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>>154235683
They command spearchuckers.
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>NFL InsiderHer
>Thots from a Balcony
>ThotsCenter
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>>154227747
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>>154235803
So he’s confirmed not a bust!
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I think we might be back
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>>154234613
>>154235108
>>source of the funniest turnovers in the sport
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Friendly reminder (You) post to /nfl/ with losers so pathetic that failing to pretend to speak like a wigger causes them to sperg out
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>>154236288
Ummm where’s your end stop Tolsoy?
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>>154229073
Name a normier bunch of normies than Drake Maye and his wife. There is something beautiful about their innocence.
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>>154236348
>innocence
Ann icked so hard at Drake's Owl performance that she's been overseas constantly since. You really don't think she's getting dicked down by locals everywhere she stays?
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What do you guys like to do with your boyfriend?
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>>154233972
>Sorry but to me it still doesn’t make since.
I don't think being a complete retard and laughing stock is making people seethe
https://x.com/TankLawrence/status/2044487070932930986
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>>154236288
sounds like you got worked into a shoot, brother
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>>154236437
We don’t go to rooftop pools, because they aren’t intimate enough.
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Bussy
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>>154236437
isn't that Jared Allen
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>>154236854
Ahahahaaa noooooo please don't show me yours ahahahaa that'd be super weird if you did that anon xD
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>>154228192
tight spiral on that one, that guy should join my beer league
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I think anon's bussy got worked into a shoot...brother...
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Is this turbo nigger website working now?
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>>154237061
no
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maybe
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>>154237061
4chan working you into a shoot brother? You should just get on the beers and have a good time instead. Beautiful day for it
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Minnesota Vikings legend Brock Lesnar
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>>154237097
Nice weather
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Travis is fat and useless
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>>154236437
hanging out with friends isn't gay
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>>154237514
What if you let your friends fuck you in the ass and then you blow them?
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>>154237551
then you're clearly more than friends
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>>154237097
do you live in West Auckland somewhere by any chance?
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>>154237593
kek no I'm a south island Chad. I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than live in Auckland
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>>154237551
How come Rodgers doesnt have this look of mirth and happiness in his eyes when he takes pictures with women?
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>>154236856
It does look like him. His personality really doesn’t seem like he’s someone who wants to take strolls on the beach with Aaron.
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GookMoot needs to figure this shit out fast.
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>>154237134
Brock was such a freak athlete that he was able to get on the Vikings 3rd string despite not having any technique. I’m sure his name recognition was part of it, too, but if he hadn’t been dedicated to wrestling in college he could have played in the NFL.
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>>154237708
At least it’s fast again. Who needs flags?
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>>154237708
Seems like we can't upload webms now kek fucking retards run this place
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is this accurate?
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>>154237760
it took them literally 21 years to add mp4 compatibility. so fucking annoying having to convert everything to webm. now they need to increase the file limit. free geocities sites in the 90s had a 4mb file limit
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>>154237819
>now they need to increase the file limit
Kek they cut /gif/ to 5 pages because it was taking up too much space, they're never going to up the file size limit
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>>154237775
My top 10
1. Stafford
2. Burrow
3. Josh Allen
4. Drake Maye
5. T-Law
6. Sam Darnold
7. Herbert
8. Goff
9. Purdy
10. Mayfield
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>>154237857
Should cut /gif/ to zero pages desu
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>>154237775
Stop shilling your fucking shitty Twitter pages and bait here cut dick

>>154237819
Imagine how much more traffic this place would get if they just allowed bigger files and audio webms/mp4s. They're so retarded
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>>154237857
yet they still don't add webp compatibility for images and av1_nvenc codec for videos which decreases file sizes 30-60%
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It is only ads. The sport is secondary.
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reminder: Aaron's wife is real. she just doesn't like fame and attention
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I'm cut and proud
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more of a foreskin haver me
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>>154238047
This is the thing about his situation. Did he not get legally married? Because otherwise there would be a marriage license that a reporter could pull details on. It really shouldn’t be difficult to find out who he is married to, but the media has seemingly just not looked into it.
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You guys remember when Stat Padford got KWABBED by the Panthers and Falcons?
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>>154238228
>by the Panthers and Falcons?
Wait you mean the same teams that Drake Maye beat with ease?
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>>154238047
>my wife is great
Ok, as far as your future in the nfl goes...
>my wife is an excellent cook
That's nice, could you potentially..
>I really really love my wife
...so you got married?
>why are you so obsessed with my wife?
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>>154238228
Xavier Watts was so good at ND. No reason he should've been on the board in the late 3rd
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>>154238219
he did get legally married in cali where you can't pull the marriage certificate if you're not on it
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>>154238252
>Drake Maye
Who?
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>>154238303
the guy who took his team to the super bowl in his 2nd year and almost won
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>>154238228
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>>154238402
>almost won
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>>154238302
Didn’t know that about Cali. Still, there’s not one TMZ-like outfit that hasn’t seen them in the car? Had an informant at a credit card company get some info? Found a leaked tax document? Just seems like the game he’s playing shouldn’t be possible in the 21st century.
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This fucking retard is trying to steal my beer what the actual FUCK is his problem??
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>>154238402
>almost
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>>154238504
Just give him a sip for christs sake
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>>154238541
There are no free rides here. He needs to get his hands dirty like the rest of us
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>cunt is actually stealing my beer

I'm getting beer mogged rn chat
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>>154238663
>>154238752
Looks like hes putting in work to me, fish
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>>154238663
what's with hollywood and "muhhhh nazis" in every fucking TV show ever?
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wish nfl playoffs were as good as the other sports
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>>154239347
Wdym? NFL playoffs are better than any other sport’s.
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>ERMMMMMM UHHH DO NOT RECORD OUR REACTION CHUD....
>HOLYYYY WAHOOOLYYYYY THE FUCKIN JEWS ARE GETTING RAPED OH MY FRIGGIN GAWDDDDDDD!!!!!
>FUCK THESE DYSGENIC CUT DICK FAGGOTS RAPE THEM ALL TO DEATH!!!

whoa.... why did he say this?????
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>>154238228
Sean taught them too well
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elite
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>day 3 of drake maye's wife vacationing in costa rica without him

looks like she's gone tribal
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>INSANE STAT: #Browns star Myles Garrett says 60% of the #NFL watches anime.

>Many players have come out and expressed their love for anime, including Bijan Robinson, Jamaal Williams, and Kenneth Walker.

>Some players, like Wiliams, even compare anime fights to the football field.
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>>154240453
Yes we know blacks are mentally children thank you myled
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>>154237622
>>154237618
>>154237593
>>154237568
>unknown flag
spoopy
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>>154225716
>lameme runningblackson in top 10
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1. Sam Doorknob
2. Josh Allen
3. Joe Burrow
4. Booker Mayflower
5. Old Man Stafford
6. Lamar Jackson
7. Brick Powdy
8. Trevor Lawrence
9. Dirk Mayo
10. Jalen Hurts

The AFC needs some new QBs
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>>154240573
Coward
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>>154238504
>>154238752
This was cute and even made my chungus day until I realized this sick freak probably pummeled him under his fat fist
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fake gaye getting anal raped in the sb is the greatest thing to ever happen in the sport
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>>154240980
>raped

based retard
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>>154241052
>flexing garbage time stats
kys retard. gaye got his shit pushed in
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>>154241405
>zoomer wasn't around for 28-3

ain't no garbage time in the owl, kiddo
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>>154241598
>owl
ESL retard
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Admit that you originally typed and deleted “the angle wherefrom”
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>Verification n0t required.
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>moreover
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>whenceforth
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>>154242247
Everybody says that.
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>>154242255
>everie wight declareth that
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I doth declare, the chorgers beeth a fucking meme, heretofore and eternal, thus sayeth man, who knoweth thy shit.
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/nfl/ is funny sometimes
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Holy kino
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>>154242447
booger unironically knows the most ball among that merry band of dimwits
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>>154242447
It would be watchable if you got rid of greenbergsteinman and fe-mel griper loser
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You can’t just say “kiwenis”

Sent from my iPhone ©
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>>154242447
we watch the pat mcafee draft spectacular here
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>>154235374
We don’t need a WR. Rashee Rice is a good enough WR1 and Xavier Worthy is a great WR2 with star potential. We also still have Jalen Royals who we drafted last year but hasn’t gotten much playing time yet and brought back Thornton who is our best deep threat. The receiving room is fine. The most urgent need by far is defense, and what both picks in the first round need to be. Ideally it’d be Rueben Bain and then a corner, but even if he’s not there, take the best available defensive player. Our D is emaciated right now
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Imagine being a coach and just fucking a reporter then being too much of a coward to immediately talk to the other reporters about the reporter you just fucked(lol) no wonder they lost the Owl to such a weak seahawk team. Pussy coach.
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>>154242657
>Rashee Rice is a good enough WR1 and Xavier Worthy is a great WR2

KWAB both are plonked faggots. Worthy missed what 3 games just because he ran into Travis Kelce?
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>>154225716
>the two superbowl QBs not listed
bad list made by a ball not-knower
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>>154242694
The whole team was shit last season, it was an outlier. They’re still good enough receivers
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>>154242694
They need Oscar Delp because Travis is slow and fat as shit now
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>be me
>bait kiwi for hours
>no response he’s pretending he ever logs off
>mention Chiefs to him one time
>insta reply “KWAB WHAT A BUNCH OF PLONKED BITCHES MORE LIKE KANSASS SHITTY”
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>>154242657
>We don’t need a WR
Chiefs are going to go Edge at 9, but I think they're going to go WR at 29, depending on who is there. The WR room absolutely needs some help. Not top of the first round help, but late first or early second tier help. Either that or a TE to replace Kelce's washed ass
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>>154242739
They are going tackle
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>>154242744
Chru, they could. I forgot that Future HoF Bustlliams went AWOL last year
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>>154242738
I was asleep dumbass. I got on the beers yesterday afternoon you can clearly see the posts earlier in the thread

>>154242759
It's hilarious how cucked their beat reporters are they never even pressed Andy Reid what the reason was for him dipping for a month
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>>154242759
Simmons was literally a great pick who was a great starter year 1, you need to retire this dumb meme. Now.
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>>154242770
Yeah you were asleep and then your kiwi senses tingled because the Chiefs were mentioned kek. Get mogged by these digits btw
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>>154242806
In my defense those digits were supposed to be better than that.
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Ok get mogged by THESE digits
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>>154242835
you dumb bastard
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>>154242776
Most first round picks end up as starters in year 1
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>>154242835
In my defense I pressed post when it was 833 and it didn’t take so I had to press post a second time hitting on 835
Spiritually this post got dubs
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>>154242844
MOG ALERT MOG ALERT
KILL YOURSELF SINGLE DIGIT KIWI FAGGOT KEK
K I L L Y O U A R E S E L F
Now check these trips
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>brady cucked again
kek
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Wait we’re nowhere near trips nvm
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>>154242860
what happened?
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>>154242867
Read, nigga, read!
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The raped
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>>154242744
This would also be fine fr it be too few good tackles in this league and we’re only one more away from having a SOLID line. It be worth the pick if it hit we be set up for hella long. No more whack a mole with the line. I haven’t slept in a while and am having a manic episode btw just ignore that and engage with the substance of my post rather than the holds up spork ass way I’m typing it. Moreover, considering we now have the best runningback in the league, it would be smart to give him the best line possible
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>>154242447
ESPN’s draft coverage should only be Berman and Kiper.
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>>154242889
Yeah, I also think they will try to flip Jaylon Moore for a fourth or fifth-round pick during the draft.
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>>154242860
>brady
Retired by Dak
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>>154242949
retired by Bruce Arians and his pet retard Todd Bowels.
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>>154242949
That was such a sad season, but Antonio Brown fucked him over
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Someone bake
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>>154242983
bake this bussy
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>>154242990
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>>154242983
Wait 300 seconds? Nah I’m set matey, as the kiwi would say
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>>154227262
> emdashes

Bitchu’aineven journalisms

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