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>>154238061
yeah! :thumbsup:
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Gary's script just got LEAKED
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Pacific pillow fight might have a kino conclusion tomorrow
>if Vegas gets a point tonight they clinch the division (Utah has WC1 locked up so that is who the Pacific winner will play)
>if not they fall to P2 if Edmonton wins tomorrow, which is Vegas' floor
>if Edmonton gets 1 point tomorrow they clinch P2; if they lose in regulation shit can get interesting
>if Anaheim wins tomorrow or if LA loses in regulation their floor is P3; if they lose in regulation LA needs 1 point to pass them and drop the Ducks to WC2, if they get a loser point LA must win to pass them
>if Anaheim wins and Edmonton loses in regulation the Ducks go to P2
>if previous meme arrow happens + LA wins the P2 vs P3 matchup is Ducks/Kings while Edmonton drops to WC2 and plays Colorado
Games tomorrow are Anaheim at Nashville (starts at 8 Eastern), LA at Calgary and Vancouver at Edmonton (both at 9 Eastern)
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>>154238191
i hope mcdavid scores five tomorrow and mackinnon clinches with an even more egregious empty netter
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>canacuck sofpusy seethin' from my posts again.
kek. yeah. /hoc/ is SO fucking back.
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>>154238246
well, now the thread is going to be absolute shit due to you triggering the mildcuck. i'll check back later
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why did he pass it to the other team? didnt he know there was no goaler?
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>>154237933
If you take a game to overtime, you're better than a team that loses outright. That doesn't mean you're "Actually Good." If you get taken to overtime, you're worse than a team that wins outright. That doesn't mean you're "Actually Bad"
The extra point is arbitrary theater that doesn't have much bearing on how good or bad you actually are in the grand scheme of things. But someone has to win, so you get a point that neither team really earned by playing proper Hockey.
Depth plays much less of a role, teamwork plays much less of a role. Toughness can end up playing much less of a role if it goes to the shootout. Most of the game of Hockey gets stripped away. A team with a lot of overtime wins might be shit in the playoffs because they sputter out, or can't finish. Maybe they're top heavy in the trios they put on the ice.
Maybe they just have one or two guys who are good at pulling off tricks that don't work when you don't have free rein over the ice and carte blanche to approach the goal however you want.
A team with a lot of overtime losses might have better third and fourth lines than most other teams. Maybe they have really good defensemen who don't get to make an impact on 3 on 3 Hockey
A team with a lot of "loser points" is definitely an underdog, but they're a scrappy one. A team that gives up a lot of "loser points" probably isn't as good at playing normal Hockey as their point total says they are.
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quinn jewish has already experienced losing in the first two rounds of the playoffs to the soilers. he joined a new team expecting to beat them and you would have to be quite naive to believe he would stick around when that doesnt happen again.
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>>154238291
I'm very excited for the playoffs and this just makes it even better :)
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>>154238333
bummer chuckie's not in
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>>154238483
>They do the hockey good
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gg copester, I'll take the 3-1 regular season series, your knights better make conference finals, smell ya next year
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>>154238739
gary can't hate what he forgot about
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hang the banner
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>>154239217
you're never alone
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>>154239217
i don't know what's in the water out west, but flamiacs flew too close to the sun and disapeared
now wildcucks are doing the same thing
give it 5 years
>calgary flames
québec city nord'hicks
>minimumssota somalis
los angeles queens
because californiais a hockey city needing 4 teams
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I’m so fucking pumped for the playoffs bros
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Connor McDavid wins his 6th Art Ross trophy!!
FYI, that’s 6 more than Nathan MacKinnon.
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>>154239217
One day they'll learn how to solve the new captcha
>>154239282
>tied with Howe and Lemieux for 2nd most all time
>has won it 6 of the 11 years he has been in the league
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>y-y-yeah, but that one year gary wanted >us to boost our jersey sales and ticket sales numbers!!!
kwasofpusy.
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>>154239217
Based.
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>>154239378
Heh heh! Waad turjumtay jumladda. Dhillo weyn.
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>1 post
>instant seethe
kek. all the times. now watch as she posts something relating to "le garycups or le trades made". Mindbroken bitch.
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>still replying.
Mind. Raped. Bitch.
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>>154239453
teams are going to abuse this to an extreme degree going forward, the pens and kings both forced their way into playoff positions by losing
a team can go .500 with 42 wins and 42 overtime losses and be knocking at the door of the all time points record
hell, a team could have went 0-0-82 and have been in playoff contention in the west until the last week
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>>154239462
ah shit never thought about that
could be a nice collab
guga is just friendly and can cook a mean steak WHATEVER is throw his way
so ja/ck/ could really challenge him
i guess it wont ever happen because ja/ck/ is alpha and really likes to be on top and have the full control of his image and family
BUT imagine
>ja/ck/ x hot ones
>ja/ck/ x max the meat person
>ja/ck/ x mr beats
>ja/ck/ x any of the fancy french stuff on YT
>ja/ck/ x any of the world stuff on YT
it's endless
it's back to the west texas investor magic
so many people on food yt have made their careers out of jack mental illness, he's due another shot at it
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>>154239542
>the boys is next
season 1 was fine. the guy tricking the new chick into blowing him was funny, the black getting that much TV time despite being a blatant Flash ripoff was not, then I looked ahead and (((they))) wrote some character that is a spoof of "le nazi ZOMG!!!" like every fucking TV show (((hollywood))) puts out now.
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>>154239606
Grilling up some boomer Monsters medium rare
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>>154239617
>truffle
i don't judge just get the FAX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKddfnuQtd4
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>>154239616
>king of the lakes
>king of the ladies
>>154239657
steak no, pork yes, i also come from pork world and rarely eat beef and never eat lamb/mutton
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>>154239685
here (it depends on the cut)
>1$ pork
>2.5 $ beef
>4 $ lamb/mutton from new zealand/australia
>4 $ goat from some 4rd world country
>7 $ lamb/mutton from canada
>10 $ lamb/mutton with special needs from super local
so i rarely eat it and culinary wise i only know how to cook roasts/tough cut, long and slow, it's really nice, but outside of a sunday diner every now and then it's pork or beef and >fish
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>>154239745
>don't want to dox the guy
>but he used to be a A lister
>eh you think what you think
>all i'm sayonbg is just give him a chance
>he just got out
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i wish i had a cute gf
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>>154239732
Gonna grill some Bratwurst and maybe a nice piece of salmon
>>154239773
Nah I grill with gas
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>>154239948
I crushed on an Austin so much so that I still dream about him, 15 years later. go flames
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>ummmm.... stop being so mean :(
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watching malkin edits on tiktok because /hoc/ says he's washed
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Two GOATs
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>final day of the regular season
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>>154240669
It is a sad day but also an exciting day anon! I look forehead to watching my unlikely Bruins become likely Bruins and bust their first game with the Sabres :3
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>>154240669
2019
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2025
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2023
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>ploffs soon
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>>154241948
About to do the same
>>154241987
Same
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I think my Bruins have a real good chance at winning the cup especially now that they have Hagens
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>>154242145
gosh, don't jinx it anon just be cool it's a weird time
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>>154242145
As a Sabres fan, I honestly think you guys have just a good a chance as >we do. I don't like the Bruins at all, as a matter of fact, I sort of despise them but I can respect a good hockey team when I see one. Best of luck to you guys. I could easily see this series going to 6 or 7 games.
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Penis Malgin bros...
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last day of the regular season! rev up them keisters as Gary is about to unleash a masterclass in playoff excitement.
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Sens bros... It's the kiss of death...
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>>154242590
>if only you knew how bad things really are
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Imagine being named this
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>Matthews on Leafs’ lost season: ‘We’re all hopeful this is kind of a one-off’
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order of preference
>kings
>oilers
>ducks
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>>154242708
>"sóy" is actually filtered and autoreplaced
Is that a wider /sp/ problem? I don't remember running into that on /hoc/ before
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Our sennies :)
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What are the power level rankings for the ploffs
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>>154242723
truth
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>I'm traded, aren't I?
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Oh lawd, I'm planning
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>>154242834
>check in randomly
>/hoc/cels seething about "da laff" as always
Very stupid.
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So, uh, what exactly does he do?
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>>154242865
I'm not seething, ESL. If anything it's sympathy for a flat cap happening at the worst possible time for the laffs. Big contracts are handed out under the assumption the cap will increase over the life of the contract, making it so each year you have a little more breathing room but they never got that.
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>>154242922
The people from the hills of PA are just special like that
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>>154242903
>mfw
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missing my FlamesNation bros a lot fr fr
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>>154242944
We'll spread the word of Gary, this is his thread after all
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MUH ILVES!!!
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>>154243015
https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788
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TuskNation bros........Its our year
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>>154243013
Based beyond the bounds of this mean earth
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Marner is about to enter the playoffs for the 10th time is in 10 year career. He's firmly asserted himself as a solid player. I think it's time, without undue straining, to drop this joke and let it pass.
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meant for >>154243243
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>>154243265
https://www.nhl.com/news/topic/playoffs/first-round-game-1-schedule-of -2026-stanley-cup-playoffs-announce d-by-nhl
It's up.
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Sexy League in 15ish bing or so
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>>154243346
What are you drinking?
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>the city of Norfolk
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>>154242830
the main source for LLM AIs is reddit post scraping. if you make enough reddit posts about trade value and possible returns you could cause the worst trade return of a generation.
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Habs are fucked without him
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Game 1 to Ilves
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>error message in the advertisement space
Uh oh Hiromoot the advertisers will NOT like this.
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>>154243810
He's an empty net fiend now >>154238191
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>you're seriously going into the playoffs without buying your teams jersey first?
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>>154243878
Raped
>>154243886
Cope, I have 6 of my team
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*bangs in a glass*
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>>154243917
My team is in the finals and raped his >>154243886 team in the semi- finals.
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Awooooooo
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rich kids, am i right?
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>>154244233
No more non playoff discussion starting tomorrow. Today is the last day to discuss the flames
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>>154244494
The one that looks like a satyr
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might read a book about me
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