it seems to me that the per capita rate of jugglers in women's tennis far exceeds the global average

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good thread

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i have sonmez juggling and bencic juggling

juggles my bobbles that this takes noskova 3

still on the 1st set aren't i, had to take a 2nd nap to recover from my 1st nap.

nsokthiccunita

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>>154235755
>emma wins even when she's not playing
this is why she is the best

>>154239579
>Shills a shitcoin fraud instead of sexy pavs
Why are Germans like this?

tired of seeing zhangs derpy face desu

lovely noskova webms thanks ausfren :)

>>154240115
a lot of these tennis players are covert trannies. did you know that?

>>154239629
Jesus she has great tits

>>154240115
When mirra got so FAT?

goood comeback
i'd have been stressin watching that live

>>154240115
Cute mole.

>>154240633
truthfully speaking, ugly as shit mole

EMMA accepts a WILD CARD to play in a 125

test
fuck captcha

EMMA loses in first round of a 125

navarro? highly likely yes

clara tauson SHOCKS the world with dramatic weight loss
(there's really not that much difference)

5 mins for muchova vs mertens followed by mirra and alycia

all the cool anons root for muchova

>>154240633
>>154240647
*beauty spot

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>>154240803
>muchova vs mertens
should be a good one, I wanna see cool stuff we don't usually see on clay

muchova would be a great cuddler i reckon

good thing no one's watching coz muchova is getting btfo atm

welp, what a terrible start from Karolina

merterns set 1 in 24 minutes

24 minutes...
holy shit this was painful to watch

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me watching this match

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>>154240440
Been on that secret sauce to bulk up.

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>Roland Garros Junior Championships
>Entry deadline:
>Tue 28th April 2026 by 14:00GMT
just 12 more days

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have to admit Mertens is playing well though

>>154241145
long lasting performance you say

smooch has to win now otherwise she's delaying mirra for no reason

i am revitalized
CAM ON SMOOCHUM

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set smoochums

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quick visit from the physio

I like the cool lighting effects in those indoor tournaments

>>154241709
>>154241722
muchova should be winning slams with her talent. but she's always injured and doesn't know how to serve. grim

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she went from not putting a ball inside the court to spoiling us with the passing shots, wta moment I guess

noskova should be on in like 10 minutes. maybe less. maybe more. i'll be watching mirra tho.

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>>154240776

>>154241818
there's something off putting about holger rune

>>154241818
when a member of the new big three speaks, we peons should listen I guess

noskova on court. piss dress. i will have to backlog her.

ROLAND-GARROS increases prize money; loses of round 1 qualifiers will receive $28,000.

losers*

Karolina :)

muchova :)

Karolina :)

we are all here btw >>154239450

sorry kweenbros but i really hope mirra demolishes alycia

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>>154241897
eva will be able to buy some hot new outfits with that extra first round money

why is alexandrova so washed up now? she sucks ass this year

Cam on Mirra

>>154241961
Natural talent

sign at leylahs match made me giggle
>LEYLAH
>FERNAN (ran out of space)
>DEZ

Mirra should have this, Parks is like Bambi on ice on clay

why does parks sweat so much

>>154242093
*jinx alarm*

maybe they all do and it's just more obvious with her ebony skin

Mirra has a disgusting face and body

>>154242123
heavier than most

her tennis is so fucking random, she's like penko with more power and less talent

too mean. see you all tomorrow.

Lindy is winning fairly easily

>>154242166
Almost 3 DFs in a row

>>154242185
I tried watching this one a bit but it was too one sided. drova looked so depressed, it's like she was not even there, I'm not sure wtf is wrong with her

She's really sweating like a pig

>>154242163
Mirra is a beautiful angel

hmm elina has nothing on her schedule...

this week sucks dick there is absolutely no one i care about playing

Lindy :)

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>>154242166
>she's like penko with more power and less talent

Mirra chimping out a little

Mirra's calm has officially broken

>No Conchita - Mira wins a tournament
>With Conchita - Mirra labouring against Parks on clay
Hmmm.

parks is like a female version of faa. can only play indoors.

>>154242366
the upper austria ladies linz 500?

Good girl

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What a shit match so far

>>154242409
Pretty shit scheduling for Mirra after playing such a long match yesterday, should've gotten one of the later spots

>tfw Lena is next
^^

>>154242384
>the upper austria ladies linz 500?
THE upper austria ladies linz 500?

Speaks volumes that she's still better at 60% of her level

>>154242419
Parks isn't playing well either, what's her excuse?

$LENA

>>154242409
kek only just noticed the neck on Mirra's dress makes it look like she's put her head through her racket

>>154242497
wouldn't surprise me if she did that desu

Mirra :)

Thank Dog it's over

>>154242502
lol yeah I thought that as I wrote it

Mirra :)

Mirra :)
Now get some rest. Igor looked super unconvincing against Siegmund yesterday

That's cute, singing Happy Birthday for her coach

>>154242534
i still expect mirra to lose badly
but on the other hand igor is also horrible right now
pretty interesting match it will be

I've never seen Lady Sneed play, what do I need to know? She's coached by a german chad that looks kinda gay but what else is there.

>>154242542
I'm happy that Mirra is happy with Conchita even though I don't like her coaching 50% of the time

>>154242578
her coach is married but he is definitely banging lady sneed

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>>154242643
I'd fuck him too

>>154239629
God what a nipslut, even her knee has one poking out

Cam on Lena

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>>154242578
this is actually quite accurate

Why is Lady Sneed Babushka-maxing

>>154242730
She's making the bandanas she's wearing herself

>Lena at the net

>>154242737
She looks pretty chonky next to Lena

Absolutely delicious serving

>>154242808
she should reach 200 aces this season next match, really good pace

>>154242864
Lena's new pic is cute

>>154242885
Thought so too :3

Lyudmyla Kichenok in Lenas box I think

>>154242706
kek diss makes her sound much better than she actually is tho

>>154241953
shes defo like wearing boobmaxxing bra or summat

>>154242947
are they friend or something?
or is she helping with her net play

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>>154243055
Her husband is Lenas coach, Stas Khmarsky
And they have been friends for a long time

>>154243093
phwoar

>>154242969
compared to who though? she's in the world top 20, she's in the top like 0.0000001% of tennis players

>Lena serving for the match
it's over

Lena :)

>>154243146
>sealed with an ace
DUMB BITCH

OVER FOR THE OTHER GIRL MORE LIKE

lena :)
very convincing win

>yeah I played good thanks for coming guys
Lena speech incoming

Weil done as always Lena
BTW dies the Winter get a Porsche

Lena :)

>>154243169
>of course she played reallly well I served well for suer the serve thanksyouguyssomuchforcoming

just invested my life savings (50 eurodollars) into lenacoin. did i get scammed?

>>154243172
Yes, they always do

>>154243172
yes. it was amusing when Lena won hers because she couldn't drive

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Lena :)

>>154243184
It's undervalued get in early. The entire collection was sold out in 4 hours (degenerates buying shoes Lena wore for Wimbledon to sniff and cum)

>>154243172
>>154243191
In fact it was also amusing when Penko won hers last year because she already drove a Porsche anyway. Goes to show you that endorsements are all about looks because she'd be a far better brand ambassador than Lys

>>154243216
penko would be way more popular in general if she didn't look like a walrus

>>154243184
yeah, you should have invested it in OLI instead

>>154241979
i can't come up with a reasonable explanation. she doesn't look injured. it's like she's just burned out on tennis.

what is this how did betta lose to itf ghoul veronika podrez?

>>154243093
/tennis/ meetup at the Berchtesgaden lidl tomorrow?

>>154239629
jesus christ what a pair of jugs

>>154243353
i can't afford lidl food anymore my coin is tanking and looks like it has weird skin rashes

why is coco playing like an absolute cunt and once again preparing to blow my four match acca which is already holding three wins?

>>154243390
caca gauff only wins when you don't want her to. start rooting for samsung nova

champagne samsonova

mto for wang

wong retired

sorana :)

>>154243627
right when I went to tennischannel to see how she's doing. oof

>>154243506
>Lust provoking gif

fat hogs shouldn't be provoking any lust...

dronefu live!

>>154243415
see? it worked. you owe me a commission now

>>154239579
At first, I thought Lena was starting a merchandise line

Rewatching Linda, I appreciate that she intentionally shows off her tits as much as possible and has an exhibitionist streak.

>>154243944
did you see >>154235731

dronefu bagelled :skull:

>>154243110
compared to the people i see her play and routinely lose against duh

>>154243433
corr gudd reference diss

>>154243903
heh yeah, you can have a bite of my delicious kebab (so to speak)

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>>154244005
>compared to the people i see her play and routinely lose against duh
AI does tend to over-egg the pudding, for example which luminary of the modern game is this describing? (answer in 30 mins)

>>154244202
eva

>>154243958
yes and I want her to keep going, she has a great body and the world deserves to see it. She must be so fertile, lonely and filled with hormones to behave like this

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>>154244077
It's over for Olicoin

>>154244215
No point waiting, we have a winner
Yes, that is Eva Lys (W/L record in 2026 from 5 tournaments 2/5)
Out of curiosity, do you think you'd have got it if I'd told it to not include her height?

>>154244202
my instinct on height was poolini

i lie

my instinct on description was poolini
and i fink poolini must actually be 1.54 not 1.65

>>154244077
phwoar may hefta corr on diss eun

Eva lys is taller than me :/

>>154244550
she's 165cm, she's shorter than both Sonmez and Fernandez

>>154244633
I am penis 21cm

based anna

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>>154244716
I am in love with Zeynep Sonmez

someone post the webbum of that fat gypsy eating an ice cream cone (not me but essentially looks like my twin)

Capucine :)
Sofiia :) Match time 3h43m!!!

>>154245303
dumb whore maybe win some matches before you can smile

>>154245338
It’s probably time for her to retire like Emma

>>154244983

>>154244289
Absolutely, very well said. She's been training hard these past few months and her body is looking fitter than ever. She' an intellectual young woman but there's a big part of her that wants nothing more than to be ravaged like a bitch in heat.

>>154244406
>Out of curiosity, do you think you'd have got it if I'd told it to not include her height?
Yes, the two things that gave it away were
>You sarcastically referring to her as a "luminary of the modern game"
>The AI bringing attention to her return game
In fact, the height thing made me doubt my answer as I thought she was taller than that.

>>154245463
>intellectual
>gets a nose ring
no

>>154245262
>Match time 3h43m!!!
I don't know how Sofiia gets embroiled in ridiculous situations like this but i enjoy the comedy

her fat rolls spill out of her clothes how is that fitter than ever

>>154245496
Her behaviours are quite contradictory. She dresses modestly off court whereas on court she's a total tummy slut. She speaks disparagingly of OnlyFans, yet she gets a nosering. She started a separate IG that she wanted to be high-brow, and sometimes kind of is, but often it consists of her posting song lyrics about longing for a boyfriend or disrespecting men.

>>154245597
there's nothing intellectual about her. she's a typical czech whore but pretends not to be one. wears ridiculous clothes like that dumb shirt sramkova got as well. or was it another shirt? i'm not sure but the nose ring is proof enough.

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>>154245588
you're being way over the top. her fat rolls don't spill out of her clothes. she'd have visible abs with the right lighting and posing
most of the improvements have come in her shoulders. a year or so ago she had the physique of a 40 year old office worker with slumped shoulders

Lindy :) is no whore. She got rid of her septum anyway so fuck off

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>>154245623
would you prefer it if she wore a niqab instead?

>>154245705
>Not sure whether it's ok for me to chime in
The absolute raped

>>154245705
wearing shirts about your tits and getting nose rings is whore behavior. i don't mind tennis players showing off their ass and tits but it's still whorish. it's not either that or being put in a muslim bedsheet.

>>154245488
>You sarcastically referring to her as a "luminary of the modern game"
kek I wondered about that but I'm such a sarky cunt that could have been at least 10 players on it's own so I figured it wasn't giving too much away

>>154245718
haha cringiest comment ever

>oliynykova

>>154245924
:(

joints out of madrid

>>154245950
:(

Always the harborer of bad news...

Leylah won, so Lena against another lefty again

just realized that igor is going to face another top 10 player now that andreeva is back in it. will she continue her abysmal streak vs the top 10?

>>154246025
also will muchova embarrass herself for the millionth time vs gauff? surely not

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>>154246025
Mirra is ready :)

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>>154246101
I cheered for her yesterday and she won one game :)

>>154246101
i doubt the veracity of these statistics desu

>>154245950
she must have have done some damage trying to play through that injury earlier

>>154245924
0-6 6-4 0-6

>>154246131
so what you're saying is, if you'd cheered harder she would have won more games, and potentially the match? please remember that for next time.

>>154246101
she do that vapid influencer smile wiv tilted head that all the juniors also do coz they immature tiktokkers

idk what rybakina is wearing but it makes the piss dress look good

>>154246356
Yonex cooked this one time and then they said bye we're not trying anymore

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injured wang

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where emma

>>154246470
hopefully dead

rude

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>>154246101
Fellow Eva Enthusiast here. I think she could get into top 20. But top 10 is too hard.

:o gently kissing sonmezs bleeding knee better

aggressively spanking sonmez for losing to leylah annie fernandez

making love ro sonmez mouf and lips for losing to leylah

>>154243627
ooooh Sorana!

>>154243093
Sniffa

jana

iva

There is a player named Bredberg and Jauffret will be playing her

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happy birthday whitney i spose

>>154247871
is that whitney ogabogaboogoo

>>154247883
must be innit
how many whitney's are there eh

>>154239579
Juggling three balls is ezpz. If you find out someone is too uncoordinated to juggle, cut all ties with them, family or not.

>>154249241
well shit i can't juggle i'm gonna have to jana myself

I had to learn in high school PE, so I'm pretty good at it desu

my autism log reminded me i haven't watched iva vs peggy
thank you autism

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>>154249519
bit scared for are mirra
mirra leads the h2h 2-1
but iga is fresh while mirra is surely a bit tired by now
yeah i know everyone hates iga
but it's still iga
let's go mirra *pomf*

>>154242166
>her tennis is so fucking random, she's like penko with more power and less talent
when i first saw parks play and she lost due a million unforced errors i thought okay maybe she's better than that and was just in a funk that day. that was about a year ago. i've yet to see her play any other way. all over the place all the time no control at all.

don't think past matches have any bearing on this mirra/iga. iga trying to get out of slump, mirra has been pure mirra not back to back 1000s uber mirra so could go any kind of way.

go mirra

mirra in 2 or iga in 3 is the way i see it happening

>>154249722
ig4 in two. i mean, i haven't watched her in like months, but surely she can beat a tired mirra who struggled against penko and parks

>>154247864
PHWOAAAR

propa gud wun diss

>>154243627
fink i would retire my wong inside soranaa>>154249107
o

>>154249107

*thick bavarian accent*

oh lena you so funny

>>154249519
2211

>>154249603
im supportin iga on diss wun

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Qinwen :)

my bread comes with an odd amount of slices
what's the point of that

>>154250039
your breadberg comes with an odd number of slicingtons

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just rudely staring at her massive forehead

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Walking through the streets of Bratislava with my Lena gf

>>154250448
i've contacted customer support to explain this tomfoolery

i was told (elsewhere) that dronefu was excellent on clay
i'm not believing it desu

>>154250529
she had an excellent run last year on clay but from what I've seen this year she's no better on clay than hard
I think her current ranking (60ish) is roughly reflective of her ability

>>154250541
i never even heard of her until ao26

>>154250544
basically same
I'd heard of her before it because she won a tournament last year and then got DQ'd because her dad didn't fill in the paperwork properly
but AO was the first time I watched her

>>154250556
i 'member that. dad was off fighting in some war.

where's mingge gone anyway

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>>154250541
i mean she won a few backwater challengers and can beat a junior, but come on
60ish is super inflated already

>>154250468
How does it feel that Vukov fucks your gf and she even pays him? You like that, like a good little cuck?

>>154250754
jana :)

>>154246131
Hey, you're the German Emmafag. Recognized you because of your writing style and because you were already in Stuttgart. Why did you abandoned her? And are you happy with HSV this season?

Oh no, he's retarded.

pierre kinda looked bored watching oli

an hour to go
nothing to do until then

tyra is live... that's something for now... don't like that she beat alena

sorribes is having a melty

noskova in a few

she's wearing the full outfit

come on Linda, get your baps out

>>154250954
eva lys is unironically a better tennis player than oliynykova

>>154251689
Yes but she's killed much less Russians so dronefu still wins

is she wearing pasties? lmao

she's going back on my shitlist the moment the piercing goes back in tho

is it too early to call noskova a boob

I can't believe it, she's wearing giant pasties because she got self conscious seeing the replay yesterday with her nipples protruding

>>154251771
Be nice until she is a break down

>>154251717
>>154251797
defo something going on there

Cam on Lindy

>RADO OK
this is a subtle message to convey that raducanu is indeed okay

>>154250954
everyone around her is embarrassed but - as usual - she's too drunk to care
sloppy Eva!

t-t-t-tiebreak
whoever wins the tb wins the set!

>>154251771
Go now

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*ahem*
you boob

Sigh

wtf was that did she fall asleep during the tb

corr linda

>>154252063
Where panties pic

>>154252156
unno i probably wasn't paying attention

What a hold

>>154252179
Scratch that

>>154250754
experts on TF are saying top 40 is 99% guranteed

>>154252258
>experts
puh-lease that ONE dude is demented

>>154252258
by the end of the season too

end it
put muchova on

>sweet! It's lunchtime, let's check on Lindy!
>....
nvm

oliynykovas oligarchy
make it happen tf mods!!!

gauff in three
igor in 3
shitcoin shill in 2

>>154252309
don't ask me why i spelled out 3 for gauff but not for igor.

also boulter in 2
kostyuk in 2
cirstea in 3

Go back to /bet/
Hope Karolina wins and ruins all your slips

surprises me that the ball doesn't get coated in clay

>>154252364
just predictions m8
i want muchova and andreeva to win but don't think they'll do it

>>154252394
Alright sorry :3 I want them to win too

We're back

CAM ON LINDY

lindy booba

boing boing boing

Linda‘s lindas came through

Lindy :(

it is over

goodbye Lindy's magnificent baps :(

it's Linda noskover :(

Alright 0/4 so far, but Karolina, Mirra and Lena will win

tyra lost at least

let's go karolina

Double cam on Karolina
Will she finally break the curse

>>154252258
They probably also think WTA should allow her to openly wish death upon Russian players

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Grim grim grim grim

>>154252683
I'll cry if it's going to be 0-7

linda lost
muchy is most likely going to lose
mirra chances are not great
I'm going to skip this day
see you tomorrow brothers

>>154252744
*French kiss*

$LENA

My wife Karolina Muchova
3.35 odds were an insult to her dignity

>>154252843
So you are saying the odds against her were muchova what they should have been?

a set :)

lets gooooo