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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)16:27:23 No.154243201

Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)16:27:23 No.154243201 [Reply]▶

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>*BRRRR* *BRRRR*
>hello
>yes, this is tito Flo, president of Real Madrid
>I would like to select you as our head coach for next season
>You can buy any 2 players you want, and you can only sell one, not Vini or Mbappe though
>I'm willing to pay you 50k euro a month. If you let me masturbate in front of you and cum over your suit before every match, I'll give you 10 million euro by the end of 1st season (you cannot wash the suit though)
>please let me know your answer as quick as possible, best regards
>oh and one last thing, if we end up in the relegation zone, you will unironically be raped by Rudiger and Camavinga
how would (you) respond? how would (you) save Real Madrid?

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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)16:51:14 No.154243342

Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)16:51:14 No.154243342▶

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just pass the phone to the HNIC

Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)16:59:37 No.154243403

Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)16:59:37 No.154243403▶

Would anon be willing to move to Madrid? Learn Spanish? Convince the wife to settle abroad? Deal with that locker room? Tie his career's future prospects to how well he does there?

Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)17:04:32 No.154243439

Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)17:04:32 No.154243439▶

>uf we end up in the relegation zone
lmao as if that would happen
Sign me up lol i could use a year in spain

Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)21:33:38 No.154245858

Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)21:33:38 No.154245858▶

sure thing, I would sell Ferland Mendy and buy Alphonso Davies and Rodri (because chatgpt said so)

Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)23:57:05 No.154246771

Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)23:57:05 No.154246771▶

>>154243201
Not taking for 600k a year, open your wallet cheap bastard and put your cock away

Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)00:01:34 No.154246815

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)00:01:34 No.154246815▶

>>154243201
>You can buy any 2 players you want
they are broke, they can't buy shit

Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)02:55:02 No.154248649

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)02:55:02 No.154248649▶

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>>154243201
>>You can buy any 2 players you want
isnt there someone you forgot to ask?

Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)05:34:42 No.154249874

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)05:34:42 No.154249874▶

>>154243201
i would buy the darkest, blackest, juiciest ummm.. brownies to feed them as motivation to win

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