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>>154248365
doyers
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Nothing of value was lost.
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doyers
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>>154248365
Angels
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>>154248251
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>>154248354
she had a stroke not long ago so half her brain works or whatever i guess she gets a pass kek
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>>154248329
Mentinks she should look for a new job
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real new
>>154244838
>>154244838
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Need a Cronenworth dinger please.
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>>154248387
same for matt yallof, which i didn't realize
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I think you guys should take polanco back.
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>>154248411
placido polanco? back to my cardinals?
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>>154248386
KING OF NEW YORK
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>>154248408
I thought he did a couple shots to loosen up.
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>>154248440
two things can be true
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>>154248443
Based RC
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>>154248386
he might not be washed yet, hopefully we can witness a few more years of him being a top performer.
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>>154248365
I just listened to that top of the 6th. I'm not surprised Dan pulled red hot Raley for a guy in his 2nd game this season, just because of lefty-righty, but I am extremely disappointed. I'm sure Raley would have at least not struck out on three pitches.
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>>154248355
>>154248357
>>154248404
It may shock you to learn that Connor Joe is much better against lefties than Raley. I do agree it sucks to remove Raley, but that's an extremely high-leverage PA. Would you have preferred to see Raley strike out instead?
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>>154248396
We have to assert our dominance by having as many active generals in the catalog as possible.
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>>154248387
I don't think the stroke has anything to do with it, she was typing it after the mariners gave up a walk off with a 6-2 lead in the 9th. She probably just didn't prepare for that.
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>>154248469
Yeah
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>>154248469
>Would you have preferred to see Raley strike out instead?
Fucking YES what kind of question is that. So we want to see joe? L
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>>154248469
Yes.
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Why is it called the Vedder cup when hes a renown Cubs fan.
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>>154248472
that's not how you do it, you have to do what soccer fans do and make a thread over every little thing.
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>>154248499
it doesn't matter dude nobody cares.
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>what's glove got to do, got to do with it
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>>154248506
Too stronk. There's less than 100 of us during the regular season some of you guys would need to pick up some slack.
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poogers
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>>154248525
I know Tina is an all-time great artist, but I always think of her in Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome and how bad of a movie that is.
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>>154248513
We worry about the small details here buddy, its the difference between losing a game 7 in the ALCS and making it to the world series.
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is that middle jewfro a boy or a girl
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Nice pitch kek
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>>154248547
>DeToilet
kek
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>>154248570
no
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God, the mariners bullpen stinks this year. Maybe Wilcox can get a lucky rollover here.
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>>154248567

and how bad a song that is
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kek mariners
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oh boy
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>shitiners
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mariners are not a serious team
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>>154248569
if you really care that much it's a bullshit combination between him growing up in SD and living in Seattle, it makes no sense and nobody actually cares about it.
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kek mariners
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The shithawks winning a rigged epstein owl really cursed the Ms
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>>154248567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Afffdv5Tfg
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7-11 now. Chihuahuas choked again…
Dad pls gib back Campusano!
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The entire AL was fraudulent last year
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>marinoids
Why can't they catch a ball
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>>154248547
Weird that would cause a delay. Usually they'd just go to a 3-man crew in a situation like that.
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my phone says it's 60° but it feels like 85 wtf
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Should I watch a movie
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>plunk Tatis jr
>gets karma'd instantly

Have the Baseball God's finally forgiven us?
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>>154248618
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>>154248618
So the doyers went to game 7 against frauds
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>>154248617
there's no way that's a real team
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>>154248618
>blow gays in the WS
yeah that was obvious
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>>154248469
If it makes no odds who's up there then why the fuck not?
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>>154248637
But enough about the mariners
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>>154248629
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102943
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slap some cheese on it
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>>154248647
Wasn't asking for a recommendation.
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Padres broadcast mogs most teams
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might move to reno for the kino
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>>154248618
The entire league were frauds. The Dodgers won the title with a shit ass bullpen and a dead offense. They didn't win, they just sucked the least.
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>>154248629
>>154248656
Have you ever seen the 'lot? Good film
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>>154248636
The blue jeets were clearly stealing signs last year.
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>>154248617
No refunds
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>>154248629
have you watched pirate radio/the boat that rocked? Philip Seymour Hoffman, Bill Nighy, Nick Frost, Rhys Darby, Chris O'Dowd, big ensemble cast, on an illegal 1960s pirate rock 'n' roll radio ship off the coast of England while the stuffy government tries to shut them down. fantastic soundtrack, as you would expect. it's on hbo or your favorite streaming site
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Alright, 2-4 hitters. This is your chance. Don't fuck up like you have been doing all season.
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>>154248644
>if it makes no difference
But it does. Raley is abysmal against left handers. There's a reason why 2 clubs have platooned him his entire MLB career
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>>154248547
>my near 20 years on this planet
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>>154248629
You should watch Everybody Wants Some and/or Eephus
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>>154248669
the sequels are better
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>>154248687
where are they streaming currently
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>>154248696
benis+
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>>154248629
play outer wilds
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cal raleigh's 15 minutes of fame are over
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oh no, joes coming back around soon. what do we do joe bros? we can't hit a righty
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based retaliation
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>>154248710
Sell me on outer wilds in one sentence please.
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>>154248687
Everybody Wants Some is very comfy, good flick
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>>154248669
I will again shill angels in the outfield (1951) over that leddit jizz.

>>154248677
See >>154248656
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>>154248696
Definitely avoid pirating websites such as 123movies. It's unethical
>>154248710
I played for our 2 hours the other day. Very comfy game. I went to the giant ocean planet and the moon and the exploding spaceship. Hopefully I can play more this weekend
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>>154248680
I'm not going to pretend to know more than I do. I'll just have to watch more Mariner's baseball and look closer at the stats. I'm just disappointed, that's all.
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>>154248717
>retaliation
>barely grazed him
cucked poodres
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Okay, the padres had their fast player get hit and he scored. Mariners need to be to get the same done.

>>154248721
You're out in the wilds.
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>>154248724
arguably the GOAT friendmaxxing movie right?
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>>154248739
I already do that on weekends, pass.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jap4LGPJD6o&t=24s
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Umpchads I kneel
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swing the bat fat boy
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>>154248728
>Definitely avoid pirating websites such as 123movies. It's unethical
This isn't reddit you fucking faggot nobody is going to ban you for telling somebody where to watch a movie.
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>>154248732
That's fine. As someone else mentioned, I think it's defensible to not PH Joe to give Raley another AB, but I can see why the decision was made in high leverage.
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I don't watch a lot of mariners baseball, but why are so many of their good players slumping?
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>>154248724
yea good soundtrack and aesthetic too
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>>154248773
mariners historically start slow
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>>154248773
they were never good in the first place.
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>>154248773
They're all the same hitter
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>>154248773
I personally think it's the expectations. All winter and spring long people were talking about making the World Series and they definitely heard it all.
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>>154248773
they have good players?
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>>154248773
theyre simply coming to terms with the fact that the season is already over and they have to phone it in until september
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>>154248721
fly around a micro solar system, visit unique planets, and piece together information to solve a mystery. it's easily spoiled, you really just need to play it.
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>>154248796
deeply esoteric photo
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So you'd rather have Joe there than Raley?
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>>154248773
because they prioritize power over contact which is inherently streaky
every other response to your post is dumb
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>>154248760
you're being a real dumbass right about now anon
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That's game. Crawford, Garver and Young are very unlikely to get a 3 run rally going against Miller.
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>>154248803
he hit it hard, that's all you can really ask for
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>>154248803
Joe almost hit a 3-run liner HR. If you wanna be pissed at anyone, be pissed at Dan Wilson hitting Raleigh and Rodriguez 2nd/3rd while they're sucking dick and leaving their hottest hitter in the sixth-hole
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>>154248810
You can just type 123movies, you don't have to try to avoid some mod banning you for piracy, you fucking faggot loser.
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there's no point in even trying vs mason miller, dude is the best reliever by a mile.
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Cole "SOON TO BE GOLD GLOVER" Young
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>>154248833
Are you soft in the head
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>>154248833
it was a joke my clinically undiagnosed friend. that's why I listed the website
do you have trouble maintaining eye contact irl?
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>>154248765
I guess so, I understand the reasoning now at least. I'm learning about the strategy and decision making as I go, so every now and then I have to wonder why things are done a certain way.
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>>154248856
le epic joke
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>>154248845
except that error he made that let a run in just this game
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why are the mariners the way they are?
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>>154248857
Typically, hitters do much better/pitchers do much worse against the opposite handedness. There are exceptions, but most hitters/pitchers adhere to this.
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>>154248728
>>154248833
>not using Free Media Heck Yea
yall need to up your reddit game lolz
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Smol
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>>154248882
oo ee ee ah oo ee ee ah
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I’ll be back, I have to drop a fat Mariners
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>>154248871
the city of seattle is built on cursed land according to the natives
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>>154248871
I've been told they do it for "entertainment purposes"
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You guys just reminded me that myrient is kil :(
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>team runs out of challenges
>expand the strike zone on them
based umps
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>>154248882
>giving away fmhy
c'mon son!
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>korn walkout song
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>chud music plays
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>>154248880
Appreciate it lad, thanks for not calling me retarded.
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ngl mason miller has aura, dude is a beast. jealous of poodre fans
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>>154248907
korn is based fuck you
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>>154248917
Another A's university alumni
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When will the UCL reaper come for Mason Miller?
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>>154248868
No error on the scorecard and you know the GG voters ain't watching teams outside of their own markets. Plus, nobody is perfect.
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>>154248894
that's the dodgers
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>>154248917
If you had told me Cla Meredith had the Padres' scoreless streak record I would've laughed and I watched him lmao
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damn that was perfect
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>call is confirmed
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>the reaper
kind of cringe tbqhd
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Fucking nasty 2-plane slider
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>>154248916
you're our very special boy, bongbud :)
second only to his excellency, kiwilad!
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>>154248949
Aussie btfo
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>103
lmfao what do you even do
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>2026 astros
>lose

karma shitting all over that degenerate cheating organization
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>>154248956
Mariners are losing :)
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nice challenge bitch
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Mason Miller has struck out the side for the SIXTH time this season
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rip. ggs.
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that was awesome to watch
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>impotent challenge
kek mariners
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Miller is actually a psycho savage he’s so much better than last year from what I remember
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I think the Mariners SUCK!!
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ok but unironically why are the padres poopoo and peepee colored
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you now remember that the Padres were willing to trade Mason Miller to the Mets for a trade headlined by Jonah Tong
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ny mest in last place
hou asterisks in last place
bos red pox in last place

baseball is healing
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>>154248983
But Dodgers are good so all is good!
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>>154248995
kek mest
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>>154248988
why are doyerfags all furry faggots?
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>>154248998
Cubs too.
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>>154248949
x
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I’m farting up a storm here
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>>154248998
Don't forget Dodgers are threepeating. Baseball is saved.
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>>154248995
rumored*
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>>154249002
I'm not a doyerfag
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GG Seattle
Nirvana sux btw

8 wins in a row
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>>154249002
Idk, kinda seems like all the cuckifornia teams have a lot in common
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>padres peaking in April again

How bad is that summer collapse going to be?
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My Poodres :)
8 straight!! Angels will be a tough series
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peepeepoodres
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>>154248953
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stop the count
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Is this the equivalent of a trucker playing euro truck sim?
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>aquafags
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>>154249064
is this the new game? why does it look so bad?
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>>154249057
we love you Aussiebro, even though you're a sus cunt for not being a Savannah Bananas Bond appreciator
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poodres kek
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>>154249084
They actually gained distance tonight tho
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>>154249073
they haven't updated the graphics since mlb 16
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I didn't watch the game or post at all today until now. There's no reason to do either and I don't think anything will change.
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>>154248939
for real
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>>154248988
kek they really do tho
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>>154249057
Hell I respect ya aussiefren
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Sweeping the Rockies and Mariners is a good enough reason for me to believe my Chadres will win the world series. Sweep sweep sweep, give me the Vedder cup, mariner chuds.
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>>154249064
I yield, absolute autism, how could you possibly hate him at this point.
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>>154249116
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Padres won that division
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pipey suckies?
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Padres sure cheesed out some wins as of late
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>>154249075
>>154249133
we should touch dicks
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>>154249142
i was at the speech where he said this
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>my anglels are going to go up against miller next
hahaha
haha
oh fuck we're gonna die
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we are 2/5ths of the way to nu tho.
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Angels in the outfield
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>>154249163
Tummy sticks?
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Fuck the Cubs.
Goodnight.
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Why isnt homeplate elevated like the rest of the bags?
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Just came in the mail today, what do you guys think?
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>>154249229
no one cares doyerpaco
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Is it ever okay to boo your own team? In the Chicago White Sox vs Tampa Bay Rays game yesterday, after closer Seranthony Dominguez allowed a tying home run and then walked 5 subsequent batters he was pulled off the mound amid a loud chorus of boos raining down harshly. Don't you think the players feels bad enough already? Is booing justified?
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>>154249250

of fucking course it is
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>>154249229
FUCK YOU CANT WE JUST FUCKING ENJOY OUR FUCKING TEAM YOU STUPID MEXICAN BEANER FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAKE RINGS
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Doggie doo fans are the only team in baseball (perhaps in all sports) who get pressed in the first month of the season while still in the lead
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>>154249104
That's the spirit but you not watching or posting makes no difference
You're a puddle in the ocean
You need to think bigger
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>>154249229
who is april?
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>>154249250
Of course
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>>154249231
I care
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>doyerpacos obsessing over the Chadres again
kek every fucking day
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Dodgers will have to go through the wildcard again kek
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>>154249250
>allowed a tying home run and then walked 5 subsequent batters
WHAT THE FUCK? he's lucky boos are all he got instead of being bumrushed on the mound and beaten to death
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>>154248998
it would be perfect if the padres joined them
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>>154249292
*dodgers
sorry autocorrect is failing
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>>154249009
let me sniff your category 5, big boy
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>>154249038
probably as bad as the dodgers
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>>154248975
A closer as a Cy Young winner would be crazy, but if he keeps this up, he has to be in the running.
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>>154249289
>>154249250
It's chicongo he's lucky he didn't get shot instead
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>>154249250
americans love to boo
even see it when opposition batspersons try to bunt
that being said, it is acceptable if the teams on an uncharacteristic loss streak
unacceptable for a one off bad performance
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>>154249229
softly kekked desu
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Badspie, your response?
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>>154249313
He'd need something crazy like breaking Hershier's streak and like 3 ER or less
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>>154249315
>>154249289
>you deserve to die if you pitch a home run and walk the next 5 hitters
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>>154249326
Smoking is good for you.
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>>154249327
It is early in the season, but he's on pace for ridiculous numbers, and really has been since being traded to the Padres at the deadline last year. Negative 1.28 FIP is crazy, as his his K%.
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>>154249326

dive bars are good for you
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>>154249341
>>154249326
tobacco kills you dead
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My ban is up tmr
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This is unironically the Padres' best chance to win a WS. They're not gonna have another lefty like Morejon again anytime soon. Will have to see how SP shakes out. It's a long season.
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>>154249356
Yeah, the 77 K% is unreal. Scoreless streak is awesome, but probably only fair to consider 26 season stats for candidacy. My favorite early-season Miller stat was that he struck out 2 and got a low EV GB out against the Pirates and his FIP went up.
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>>154249250
I'm surprised there's still fans in the park to boo
>allowed a tying home run and then walked 5 subsequent batters
Wow you can't make this shit up
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>>154249366
Their best chance was in ‘24 but blew it all by forgetting to score for 24 straight innings.

Currently, they don’t have a single good starter, their lineup is average, and outside of Miller their BP isn’t exceptional. Their ceiling is a division series appearance as they could win a wild card series.
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>>154248665
Reno/South Lake Tahoe is kino
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>>154249419
Lineups a little better than average but I agree.
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I think the Braves are the real deal. They just need to get themselves a big heavy for the middle of that lineup (Perhaps by upgrading Yastremski) and they will be a very formidable team in the postseason. The only other team in MLB that is championship-caliber is the Dodgers, obviously. Then there appears to be around eight other teams that are competitive, and around another four or five teams that can be competitive with the right player acquisition.
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>>154249434
His name is Dominic Smith
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>>154249434
>>154249366
It's April
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>>154249357
Based winkychad
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>>154249419
Sorry last* best chance.
>they don't have a single good starter
King?
>outside of Miller their BP isn't exceptional
Morejon is arguably the best LHRP in the game right now. He and Jason Adam were both All Stars last year. Estrada is good but hurt, Morgan/Rodriguez/Marinaccio could all be mid-leverage arms for many teams across the league. I'd argue even if you subbed Miller for an average closer they'd have a top-3 BP on depth alone.
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>>154249434
Braves are a real deal til they shit caca themselves against my Chadres.
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gn
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anybody else think Ozzie Albies looks kinda like the oompa loompas from the Johnny Depp Willy Wonka movie?
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Did the barves just start cheating again? Their offense is like it was in 2023.
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>>154249502
the bottom of the order has been carrying a lot of the load
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we are half way to nu...tho.
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>>154249439
I'm not even saying their likely to win, I'm just saying this roster will be their best last shot for some time with pending FAs.
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>>154249520
>their likely
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>>154249434
>upgrade the lineup
Braves need pitching more than anything. Their SP is entirely suspect
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>>154249527
It's been a long day
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The Goodbrother's are definitely well off.
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>>154249529
>Braves need pitching more than anything.
We need more top of the line pitching and reliever’s to complete a top of the line team.
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where is beatnikspie
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Freeman is not needed on the Mets we can use a third baseman or an outfielder definitely
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>>154249560
Probably dead
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>>154249250
if they deserve it then yes
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>>154249537
without you my friend
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>>154249366
They're peaking in April again and will collapse in the summer
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Cobb stole home 54 times
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>>154249229
rent free
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>>154249681
>white man stealing people’s homes
this says a lot about society
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>>154249313
when was the last time? eck?
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>>154249560
I wonder if people like Neal Cassady exist today and if so what are they up to
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>>154249785
believe it was Eric Gagne m'lord
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>>154249795
google gemini confirms. eck before him.
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>>154249790
they were unironically on /lit/ 12-7 years ago
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>>154249804
is this true?
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>>154249795
>Gagné's 2003 season is often cited as the pinnacle of modern closer dominance, finishing with 137 strikeouts in 82.1 innings.
>55-for-55 in save opportunities with a 1.20 ERA.
jesus FUCKING chRIST
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>>154249814
Crazy man. Clase was on that level a cuppa years ago and he threw it away, actually tragic
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>watching the legendary bonds v. gagne matchup
>in current year that's a challenge and strike out
>retards in the youtube comments still arguing it was a good non-call from the ump for "historical purposes" klenk
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>>154249848
they were both juiced to the kills at that time too kek
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>>154249814
>55 K% in 82.1 IP
Having a hard time wrapping my head around that one
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>>154249880
He had like 80 straight saves over two years or some shit
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>>154249859
absolutely, just pointing out the obv
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>>154249880
i mean, let's just keep out eye on miller, because he looks like the heir apparent to that gagne season. try appreciate what you're seeing from that big retard, because it's incredible
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>>154249848
>Foul Ball, 0 - 1
>Called Strike, 0 - 2
>Curveball outside, 1 - 2
>Heater inside, 2 - 2
>Fouls the fastball back, 2 - 2
>Fouls one into the fucking cove, 2 - 2
>Home Run
exactly which pitch do you think the ABS system would overturn in this sequence to create a strikeout?
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any primoridalfags remember that random zack britton season
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>>154249906
>>154249897
>Curveball outside, 1 - 2
backdoored his ass, clear as day
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>>154249911
>zack britton
no one in my country knows who this is
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>>154249911
I literally had to look him up because I forgot who Showalter (?) left on the bench in the WC game lmao
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>>154249911
2016? Insane.
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>>154249903
I don't think Padres will let Miller get to 80 innings, but you're right, possible he's somewhere close in Ks
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>>154249911
>0.54 ERA, 803 ERA+
baseball is hilarious sometimes
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was the miller for de vries trade worth it?
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>>154249966
depends on who you ask and when you ask them I'd say
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>>154249975
YOU and NOW
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>>154249976
(i understand that miller does not fit the a's timeline, as they're targeting having a real contender in vegas ~3 years from now, and miller is ready now. logical trade from their standpoint)
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>>154249976
It's so hard not to judge in hindsight lol, right now I'm like fuck the Athletics should have gotten more. I think both teams are satisfied, obv there's some risk any time you trade for a teenager but as you said Miller didn't fit their timeline
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>>154249966
Both win for their window so yeah probably
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>>154249966
>A's
Unquestionably. You make this trade 10/10 times. De Vries can hang at SS defensively and probably hits well enough to profile at 3B. Switch-hitter. Awesome talent, low risk, and more control. He may even be up late this year, so from the A's perspective they only had to wait a year to see their return.
>Padres
It's a very big if. I hated this trade when it came out, but I sorta see the vision. Padres offense died at the end of 2025 (seems to be a pattern, lol) into postseason, but Miller just deletes innings. Like, no disrespect to Cade Smith, who is a fantastic reliever, but it's night-and-day comparing the two. Miller is striking out 2-3 batters an inning. He's given up one hit and one walk. Last year in the playoffs I think he had more balls than foul balls hit against him. He's is legitimately a reliever cheat code. Now his arm could blow out tomorrow and the trade instantly looks silly, so there is tremendous risk for the Padres, but you can also see the vision of a Royals-esque four-headed monster BP. Between Morejon and Miller, they have arguably the best lefty and righty BP arms in the game. By leverage index, the Padres have 4 (Miller, Morejon, Estrada, Adam) since 2024. I think the Padres have to at least get to the NLCS this year to make the trade "worth it", and obviously, if they win a WS at any time during his team control, it's a worthwhile trade.
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>>154250087
4 of the top 15 relievers since 2024**
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>>154249912
you're fucking blind, dude
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>roylels
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Alejandro Kirk is so fat and the very thought of it is keeping me up late tonight
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tomorrow
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>>154250178
dead@coors
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>>154250145
time for you to retire, cb
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Who ya got?
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>>154250214
doyers, but i would like to have rock raines over davis and dennis martinez of tim leary
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>>154250243
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>>154248617
We're taking Canning next his rehab is over
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Chadres winning is cool, but I'm worried the Angels are about to end our streak. Soriano is scary and we drew the unlucky card of facing him tomorrow
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poodre
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>>154250501
It will be fun
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>>154248799
majoras mask genuinely mogs this janky piece of pseudointellectual crap
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>>154250482
>>154250501
You sold the farm, dad! Gib back!
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*rapes the blowgays*
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Some records will never be broken simply because the game changed, like Cy Young starting all 162 games in a season and all of them being complete game shut outs, or whatever it was.
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>>154251081
Though some are just people being shit. Hit leaders aren't even breaking 200 hits anymore, so the idea of someone ever beating Ichiro's record is just a joke at this point.
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what part of el paso you guys from?
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I'm surprised but not that there isn't much NPB talk here.

Maybe the new eBaseball game will change that.
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>801 consecutive games played streak
based
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>>154251455
regresstani...
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>>154251288
I don't think people realize how difficult the average pitch is to handle in MLB. Also teams are incentivizing quality > quantity these days. Look at Arraez: his offensive profile is all about contact/shooting the ball the other way and his game is extremely volatile because it's so BABIP dependent (low walks/low power) and more weakly hit BIP means more DPs.
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Good morning /mlb/
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good morning
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Anon..we can talk baseball in a few..
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gm
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>>154252199
Are you finished with your coffee yet? frog
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>>154252360
shhh...
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I have no phone, and I must dig
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no.... NOOOO!!!!!
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Look at these Poodrepacos inflicting pain on each other over a stupid vest. They're already fighting with each other in the stands and now they sent some people to the hospital over a dumb vest. Poodrepacos have no higher ground than Dodger fans to stand on.
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>>154252637
Shut the fuck up Fuwawa
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>>154252637
Dodger fans almost killed some random guy at an Angels game by trying to break his neck on the seats.
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poodrepacos kek
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>>154252637
they really just need to relocate and rename the team at this point.
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Move the Dodgers to Bakersfield to be closer to their fanbase.
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>>154251327
juarez
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>>154252773
Not relocating.
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Dropping my morning mest in the toilet. The Lord has blessed us with another great morning.
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gm
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>>154252871
Blessed morning to you
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I don't drink coffee
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>>154252837
if they did, would you still be a fan?
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>>154252954
enjoy your kidney stones
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I think if you play .500 in April you’ll be fine the rest of the way.
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>>154252954
That’s for pizza makers and warehouse slaves
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>>154252984
you can actually afford dr pepper? mirin
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>>154252999
I used to drink Dr Thunder every day when I was younger. Maybe we’re soulmates.
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>>154252963
I'm not a fan, just a guy with >70IQ
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>Yankfriends fighting each other at the stadium
Why would Boone do this to us?
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>>154252837
Unless Padres ownership is awarded to Tom Gores who will hand over control to San Diego's favorite sports owner, Dean Spanos.
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>>154253028
Idk but 99 and 45s’ jerseys were throwing some super hot fire at that one idiot kek.
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>>154252954
I enjoy both
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>>154252954
>>154253041
For me, it’s the extra strength 600 mg tablets of caffeine. $10 per bottle.
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for me it's mainlining adderall
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My 30-day ban expired.
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>He's going to watch irrelevant regular season baseball games over Wrestlemania.
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I used to smoke meth and play warframe/warthunder for nights on end. They're really grindy games if you know.
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>>154253127
>Cody Rhodes vs. Randy Orton and CM Punk vs. Roman Reigns
It feels like 2016 again, therefore I will watch.
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>>154253127
people still watch wrestling?
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Tell me where is Coffspie? For I much desire to speak with him.
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>>154253124
Yea I've recently gotten back from a ban for Alysaposting
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>>154253127
>man drama
never in my life
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>>154253127
i will watch both
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>>154253178
She looks like she fucks Mets fans
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we really almost lost a 4-0 no-hitter. Cade Smith is going to give me a heart attack

Messick, you are the man
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>>154253187
nope
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>>154253135
Kek, the fact that Sseth's review of warthunder has a 10 minute section where he talks about his battle with amphetamine addiction I think those communities have a surprisingly large crossover.
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>>154253190
Guardians won though.
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I’m playing Pragmata instead of watching my stinky Mets today
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>>154253124
wb
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MLB Run Differentials:

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that's all I gotta say
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Paul Skenes could throw EIGHT consecutive complete game shutouts and his 2026 ERA would still be higher than Bryce Elder’s
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>>154253210
Forgot Padres, m8
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>>154253200
>bossfightslop
Why do you enjoy suffering?
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This is what happens when you give prospects playing time.
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We just need to get rid of our 3rd base coach, Bo Naylor, and our entire bullpen except for Sabrowski - and then we can win the whole thing
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tick tock royals
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>>154253245
Updated

MLB Run Differentials:

+46: Dodgers
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+44: Braves
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baseball is better when there are no clear jobbers
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>>154253190
He's no joke
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>>154253236
one more thing: 7-0 on Hedgey starts
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>>154253028
It’s always the high rise seats kek. I’d never sit there and get thrown off the edge by some drunk lunatic.
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>>154250727
Apples and oranges
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Padres selling to Chelsea owner for $3.9B
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>>154253195
mestcreep btfo kek
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This genny is gonna be unusable with the mest-cubes game
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>>154253361
Are you Fruitspie?
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>>154253399
>Trannies vs homosexuals
Going to be rough
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>>154253361
based. outer wilds time gimmick is merely a story telling device, majora's mask uses it to explore causality. both are great games.
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>>154250727
>nuzelda
yikes, zelda is a 2d series
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Thinking of switching from coffee to tea. Is it better for you or just less caffeine makes it better? I’m at 3 cups a day which is too much I think but I need some stim to work because my job is boring.
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>Mets vs cubs
Who are we rooting for?
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Ya seethe?
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>>154248679
seattle parenting, ladies and gentlemen
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>>154253455
Cubgers
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>>154253455
>2 national league teams
whoever has the lowest payroll
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>>154253436
Kek I never finished majoras mask tbqhw(you).
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I tried to play Outer Wilds like four times and never could get into it, Majoras Mask is a 10/10 however
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>>154253453
quit beating around the bush and just go straight to meth (use responsibly)
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>>154253472
We can’t stop here.
This is frog country.
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>>154253469
I’m going to spoil it.
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>>154253585
no…NO!!!
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>>154253585
Reddit is going to be very big mad at this post.
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Private equity guy José Feliciano and wife Kwanza Jones are nearing deal to buy the Padres for record $3.9B. Big news for MLB with medium-sized market about to go in deal to beat the previous record $2.4B (Mets, Steve/Alex Cohen) by 62 pct
>t. Bunbunmaru Sports
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>>154253619
>Kwanza Jones
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>>154253623
my culture is not your costume
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>>154253472
Are you Hunter S. Thompspie or something?
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>>154253619
>josé
ayy lmao
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>>154253659
just a fan
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did you get to be what you wanted to be when you grew up, /mlb/?
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I needa apoundin'
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If you suck dick then you are rooting for the Mets tonight, if you prefer a dick in your ass then you're pulling for the cubs. If you're straight you wouldn't be posting on /mlb/
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>>154253679
im cubs-curious
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Which white players have yellow skin?
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First melanated owners. Representation matters
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In slightly less than two hours, your, yes, YOUR, New York Metropolitans will take another W! Or a W, been awhile since we've seen one of those. Senga pitching, Benge batting leadoff.
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>>154253722
Do they own any sports teams already or is this a first for them?
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>>154253585
no...NO!!!
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>>154253738
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>>154253722
the team was a gift for his wife so she can become the players' designated cumdump.
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>>154248865
>>154251288
>>154253307
>>154248856
rember: Identity theft is not a joke!
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>>154253722
Sweet, she's hot
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>>154253679
But that means you’re gay too, and angry. A daring synthesis.
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>>154253722
Pretty sure I fucked her
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poodres lol
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>>154253756
stop posting your fantasies
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>>154253745
Euro-soccer or any soccer doesn't count, do they own any real sports teams?
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>>154253679
Kek I'm a girl and anal sounds weird but okay freak
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You don’t have to be gay to be a Mets fan
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>>154253745
Oh great a muzzie and a spic can't wait for LGTBQIA++ for Palestine bobblehead night
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Angels Legend Garret Anderson has passed away at age 53.
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>>154253830
wtf I love the padres now
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>>154253830
Death to Israel theme game night is gonna slap
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>>154253830
The LGBTQHIV is for Israel no doubt
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when is baseball tho, fuckfaces
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>>154253275
this only works if their last name starts with p and ends with a
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>>154253837
what the fuck bros
RIP GA ;_;
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>>154253837
DOWN GOES ANDERSON
DOWN GOES ANDERSON
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>>154253837
vax status?
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>>154253837
This shit genuinely hurts what the fuck. Apparently it was a heart attack.
RIP.
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>>154253830
Child bride for the first 100 mu'min in attendance
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>>154253863
Who you calling a fuck face?
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>>154253837
F
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>>154253745
>Mark Walter owns 12% of Clearlake
>Mark Walter is the CEO of Guggenheim
MLB is cool with one guy being an owner and partial owner of two teams??
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>>154253892
answer the question fuckface
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>>154253897
>conflicts of interest existing when they're all butt buddies anyway
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>>154253722
>José E. Feliciano and his wife Kwanza Jones
Kwanza Jones can not be a real name. That's a sitcom character ass name. That's the alter-ego of a Marvel superhero name.
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What we thinkin bout the slate?
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>The poopoos of San Diego is worth 4 billion dollars
>A small market team that only has one California county
Just fuck all move this poverty franchise to Utah where they'll be better iff.
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>>154253837
Nothing like your childhood sports heroes dying to make you feel old
>F
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O kek
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>>154253968
San Diego County has the same number of people as the entire state of Utah
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>>154253994
It’s not funny
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>>154254028
kek O!
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metties victory today
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>>154253968
Utah should have made a play for the A's, seems like you could have got them if your tax piggies paid for the stadium since they can't figure out how to get a stadium built in Vegas
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>>154253968
why do you hate your hometown so much beaner?
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The funny ande relevant riff would be LA Padres but the guy who has been spamming the Utah bit for almost a decade can't even get that right
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>>154254013
But the majority of them are transplants still loyal to the Dodgers or other big market teams where they came from.
>>154254058
This team deserves better for what they are worth.
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Mets get unemployment prime time so they get bullied today + playing against the Cubs mafia so it’s GGs for Mets fans today. I bet they won’t even post lol.

>Senga on the bump w/ a 7.07 ERA vs Cabrera’s 1.62 ERA
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>>154253956
I have become a replaychad
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autistic poodrepaco seething kek
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>>154253956
Mest > Cusb
O’s > Gords
Phil’s > Barfs
Rasy > Pierats
Gnats > Gayants
Yaks > Roylels
Marlels > Poors
Tigs > Red Sux
Twinks > Resd
Gay Louis > Pooston
Rox > Doggie Doos
Anglels > Poodres
A’ss > Dwight’s Ox
Rags > Faggotiners
Faggotbacks > Jasy
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>>154254137
FAGGets kek!!!
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>>154254100
How do we educate the masses and eliminate this talk track?
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>>154254145
Sweep the cubs, stop making mental & physical errors
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>>154254137
kek YOU are a FAGGet!
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5hrs until pic related happens to filthadelphia
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>Padres new owner is the guy who ran Chelsea to the ground
Ah yes, another 20 year rebuild phase for the Padres.
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>letting soccerjeets own an mlb club
grim
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>pls watch our game
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>>154254172
But enough about the Boston Red Socks of Boston Taxachusetts
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>>154253445
Only faggots think this btw
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>>154254145
Education is a weapon, whose effect depends on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.
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>>154254183
bassball..
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kino
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>>154254100
>ERA after three starts
are you a student of the game?
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Lindor is overrated. FACTpepe.jpg
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prease crap next thread!
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>>154254233
for me, it's SIERA after 2 IPs
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>>154254100
Senga has a lower career ERA therefore the Mets will win
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>>154254233
Senga isn't good; get over it.
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Senga is washed
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My wife wants to have sex all the time how to cope
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>>154254269
beat the FUCK outta her!!!
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>>154254269
depends on who she wants to have sex with
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>>154252954
coffee is nasty
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>First game of the day goes to the Mets
should be fun to watch
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>>154254269
As a girl in Chicago I don't know how to answer this one
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>>154254172
I wouldn't be surprised when MLB franchises are owned by Saudi oil barons in 2040.
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>>154254172
What's wrong with that?
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>>154254269
As a girl in Chicago I also don't know how to answer this one
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>>154254269
I'm a girl
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>>154254269
Cubs girl here. Don't know how to answer.
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>>154254269
As a girl (love the cubs) idk desu
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>>154254269
It’s crazy how they portrayed this hot ass MILF who was DTF all the time as some sort of horrid ogre.
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El Gato Galarraga, 1st Baseman for Leones del Caracas
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>>154254319
>>154254319
>>154254319
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>>154254321
this nigga was sitting on that thread changeup

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